"I don't know, girls. I think it might be too much news for him too soon..." Puddin said nervously, desperately trying to dig her heels in and prevent herself from being pushed to Cooler's room on Frieza's spaceship by Seri, Enzyme and Flanny, with Seri having to be be in Super Saiyan Rose to even get Puddin to budge.
"Come on, Puddin... If you want to have a truly healthy relationship, you need to be honest with him..." Seri said with a bit of a grunt here and there as she struggled to move the Demon Demi-Goddess.
"If Cooler really does love you, he'll accept and understand." Flanny tried to reassure her sister. "And if he doesn't, I'll kill him." She said under her breath.
"Yeah. How can you expect him to love you if he doesn't know the real you?" Enzyme said.
Puddin took a deep breath, before standing up straight and proud. "You're right. I can't keep lying to Cooler. How can I ever call myself a hero if I lie to the man I love? I can do this!" She declared, raising a fist in the air proudly as the other Seri and Enzyme cheered in encouragement and Flanny simply nodded in approval... Then she just stood there...
And stood there...
And stood there...
"I CAN'T DO THIS!" She screamed, trying to run away, only to be blocked by Seri and Flanny.
"You can't back out after that!" Seri snapped, trying to get Puddin heading back the right way.
Finally, they managed to get Puddin into Cooler's office and approach the older tyrant... about one step every minute. "Ahh, Puddin, I'm so glad to see you, dear." Cooler said happily. "Is there something you needed?" He asked invitingly.
Puddin gulped, but put on a determined face and nodded. "Y-yes, bae, I do have something to tell you... But here isn't the best place. Meet me down on the surface of Namek in... let's say 10 minutes." She said.
He raised an eyebrow at this, but nodded all the same. "Very well, honey. I will see you there." He said, heading to the exit of the ship.
After he passed, Seri and the others raised an eyebrow at the leader of the Puddin Patrol. "You're not telling him to go down so you can get out of this, are you?" Flanny asked.
Puddin sighed. "No... I just need to grab something real quick..." She said.
10 minutes later, Cooler waited patiently on Namek as requested as Puddin and the others walked up. "So, what did we need to come all the way down here for, my Punchy Princess?" Cooler asked sweetly, before getting excited... But not in that way! "Ooh! Are we going to enslave this miserable planet together!?" He asked hopefully.
Puddin closed her eyes and shook her head sadly. "No, Cooler... There's something I need to show you." She said, popping open a capsule, revealing a set of goofy glasses with a fake mustache and placing them on her face, revealing herself as the double agent who constantly sabotaged the attacks on Namek.
Cooler, however, simply tilted his head in confusion, not immediately connecting the dots. "Why are you wearing that, honey? You looks suspiciously like the person who helped helped-" He started, before gasping in horror and disbelief, tears starting to run down his face... which quickly contorted into a face of anger.
"I have a confession to make... I'm actually... a super hero..." She admitted.
"WHAT?!" He demanded, powering up with a fearsome explosion, the smoke quickly clearing to reveal Cooler in his Final Form.
There was so much wind flowing outward from Cooler's energy the glasses were blown right off Puddin's face, her eyes full of tears. "I'm sorry!" Puddin cried out, both in sadness and fear.
"Hey, he needed to know the secret sooner or later." Flanny said with a shrug.
"She still loves you... She just doesn't think what you're doing here is necessarily good." Seri explained.
"Yeah, no one's perfect. You blow up planets, she stops people from blowing up planets. You've both got flaws. Accepting those flaws and working past them just means you're good enough to stay together." Enzyme said.
"Oh, I've got a better idea... I'll just BEAT the flaws out of her!" Cooler snapped, rushing forward.
Seri, Flanny and Enzyme braced for an attack, but Cooler simply flew right past them towards the object of his aggression. "Puddin, watch out!" Seri called, rushing after the galactic tyrant.
Background Music: "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
He reached Puddin at blinding speeds and slammed into her, unleashing a barrage of punches, kicks and tail strikes on her. "Puddin!" Seri shouted, rushing in and striking Cooler, her fists surrounded by pink fire as she beat the Icegen, allowing Puddin some time to recover. She then delivered one incredibly strong knee to Cooler's chest, stunning and doubling over the tyrant. "Rising Pyro Drill!" Seri announced as she hit Cooler with a massive uppercut, while spinning, turning into a drill of pink fire.
He recovered in mid-air and prepared to fire a Death Beam at Seri, but a royal blue kunai made of mana hit his arm, stopping the ki. this left him shocked, before several more mana kunai paralyzed him. Flanny then floated slowly and menacingly in front of him. "You hurt my sister, Cooler... Now I'm going to hurt you." She said, using her mana to replicate the Chidori, rushing forward and slamming the lightning ball in her fist into Cooler's chest, sending him flying into and through a plateau, crashing into the ground and making a massive crater.
Cooler groaned and got back to his feet, holding his head, slightly disoriented, but recovered just in time to look to his side and see Enzyme fly in and slam into him, hitting him with a strong combo, before a strong palm to the face staggered the tyrant, allowing Enzyme to charge and fire a Perfect Shot, followed up by Gravity Impact, sending Cooler flying. The Bio-Android flew after the Icegen and flying around behind him, hitting him with another combo, sending him flying with All Clear, rushing after him once again, where Seri and Flanny met with them in mid-air, Puddin's three defenders flipping forward and delivering an axe kick to Cooler, sending him flying down to the ground and crashing into it, creating a crater the size of a football field.
The three of them landed in a triangle formation, surrounding the tyrant. "How could you!? You claimed to love Puddin, but the SECOND she questioned your ideals, you try to kill her?!" Seri demanded.
"She went behind my back, ruining my conquering of Namek! She betrayed me and she'll be punished for it! But it's not over! I'll MAKE her see things my way!" He snapped.
"By forcing her? Making her see things your way and ruling beside you against her will?!" Enzyme questioned.
"Exactly!" He confirmed.
Flanny growled at this. "That's not love, that's subjugation. And I won't let you do that to my sister." She said.
"Subjugation is what I've done for years! And that's fine if you don't let me. I'll just destroy you so you can't stop me!" He shouted, using his Fake Blast technique to blind Puddin's entourage, flying behind Seri and kicking her into the back, sending her flying and landing face-down where Cooler had just landed, rushing at Flanny and smacking her with her tail, knocking her to the ground right next to Seri and disappearing, reappearing behind Enzyme and connecting his fists together, slamming them into the back of her head and sending her to the ground next to the other two. He then flew into the sky and readied his Supernova. "Now, fade into oblivion!" He shouted.
He flung the orb of death down on the girls, but suddenly saw a glow on the ground, squinting to see it was Puddin with a golden long-necked creature of ki wrapped around her arm. "STAAAAAAAAAKE!" It cried out as Puddin screamed in determination and anger, slamming her fist into and destroying the orb, returning to the ground and glaring up at Cooler FURIOUSLY.
"You! Down here! RIGHT NOW! You and me, we're having a talk, mister!" She demanded.
"We'll talk about many things when I get you to come around to my side." He said.
Puddin growled at this, rocketing up at him as her rushed at her, the two slamming into each other and trading blows, until Puddin landed a solid punch to his chest, breaking the cycle of punches and kicks, staggering him, but he recovered and blocked her next combo, until she put extra charged strength into her double backflip kick attack, sending him flying. She then rushed after him and beat him down with another combo.
He managed to recover and punch her into the stomach, lifting her into the air and flinging her to the ground. Fortunately, she recovered in the air and sprang off the ground, rocketing back at him and hitting him with another combo, knocking him down to a small island below with a powerful stomp. She then vanished and reappeared behind him as he tried to strike her with his tail as he got up, hitting him in the back with another combo, before laying into him with Meteor Crash, sending him flying and rolling across the ground with another kick.
"I don't like that you conquer and destroy planets, but I can accept it. And one day, if you let me... I can help you move on from it. If you can accept me, even if I'm a superhero." She said.
"Never! Conquering planets! Destroying them! It's what I live for! I'll never let you take that from me! And the only way I'll accept you, is if you're evil... Or DEAD!" He snapped, rushing in.
Puddin closed her eyes and sighed at this. "Then you leave me no choice..." She said, opening them just as Cooler was in striking distance and delivering a powerful upward kick. "Justice Combination!" She announced as she hit him with the follow up punches, several side kicks that sent him into a sideways spiral, before finishing with a powerful double palm strike that sent the tyrant flying back and crashing to the ground one last time.
End Music
Cooler sat on the ground, dazed and back in his 4th form, before getting to all 4's and slamming his fist into the ground, causing a crater about a foot in diameter. "Dammit! Everything was perfect!" He cursed, tearing up looking up at his love. "How could you do this to me, Puddin! We were perfect together! We could've ruled over the galaxy together as emperor and empress!" He sobbed.
Puddin knelt down beside him and put a hand on his shoulder. "I'm sorry, Cooler. I love you, but I can't keep lying to myself, or you. I can't keep helping you conquer planets. It's just not who I am." She said softly. "I'm a hero and I can't be with a galactic tyrant. So that means no more enslaving planets and DEFINITELY no more blowing them up!" She said sternly.
"But I HAVE to, honey! It's an addiction at this point!" He argued. There was a short pause, before Cooler pointed his finger to the sky and fired a beam, a giant explosion occurring in the sky, indicating the Icegen had just blown up another planet, much to everyone's shock, before they all glared at him. "Sorry, honey... How about I take you out some place fancy tonight?" Cooler offered Puddin, standing up and stroking her cheek with the back of his hand.
Puddin pouted and blushed at this, looking away from her lover. "Baka... Alright, fine." She said.
"So... We still good to see Fantastic Beasts?" He asked.
"Nya!" She agreed, jumping and latching onto him.
"Aww... All's well that ends well." Enzyme said as they all recovered.
"Yeah. So... Now what?" Seri asked.
"Now... You have to go fight Whis." Flanny reminded the half-saiyan with a smirk.
"Oh, right..." Seri remembered, gulping nervously. "I at least have a CHANCE... Right?" She asked.
"Sure." Flanny said indifferently.
"Definitely. And Lord Beerus will be fighting with you, so you've totally got this!" Enzyme agreed.
"Alright! I can do this!" She said, rocketing off back to Conton city.
However, back with the other two. "She's gonna fuckin' die." Flanny said.
"Yep." Enzyme agreed once again, popping the 'p'.
Seri arrived at the Time Nest and approached Universe 7's angel attendant. "Okay, Whis! I'm ready!" She said.
"Well, it's about time!" Beerus grumbled.
"Very well. Let us be going, then." Whis said, summoning his staff as Seri and Beerus put their hands on his back, the three of them vanishing to the ideal location. "Now then, the two of you had best prepare yourselves." Whis said, flying a good distance away, before turning to face them.
"Whis is my attendant, but he's also my instructor. So don't hold back on him. Give him all you've got. Alright?" Beerus told Seri.
"Got it!" She acknowledged, giving a strong nod of confirmation.
Background Music: "Run Devil Run" by Crowder
Beerus rushed in as Seri began charging, trading blows with Whis, thought clearly on the losing end as he took several hits during their exchange. Fortunately, Seri soon finished charging and rushed in as Whis was landing a combo on Beerus and attacked the angel from behind, hitting him with a combo of her own. She then hit Whis with the Dynamite Kick, but Beerus rushed in and started attacking Whis, knocking him out of the path of the attack before the super powered kick could land. "Lord Beerus! You totally messed me up!" She complained.
"You did your job and opened him up! Now I'm going to take him down!" The God of Destruction snapped, attacking his master, until he recovered and vanished behind Beerus, landing several more blows to the feline-like deity. Seri rushed in and tried to attack the angel, even dodging Whis' first swing of his staff, but try as both she and Beerus might as the god recovered and attacked the angel, they couldn't land a solid hit against the divine attendant, who continued to nonchalantly evade their strikes.
"That won't do. Such speed simply will not suffice." He criticized them.
"Oh, be quiet and go down already!" Beerus snapped.
"Yeah! I'm a Saiyan and a demon! Two of the strongest races out there! And when we're pushed to the limit, we can accomplish anything!" Seri snapped, throwing a powerful right haymaker that Whis actually had to block instead of dodge and even after blocking the attack, it pushed him back almost 20 feet.
"Well, now, that's better! However, you both seemed to have missed it. I gave you both an autograph." He informed the two, creating a pair of hand-held mirrors, leaving the two shocked when they saw the doodles, one on the top of Beerus' head and one on each of Seri's now blushing red cheeks.
"Ahh! Don't write on my head!" Beerus snapped, attempting to rub it off.
"That is so not cool!" Seri shrieked, trying to rub it off as well, but to no avail.
"It's not coming off! You used permanent ink! I'm gonna go wash this off!" Beerus snapped, retreating from the battlefield.
Seri was shocked as she heard the words permanent ink, before becoming furious. "Oh, that's it! No more nice girl!" Seri snapped, powering up to Super Saiyan Rose and rushing in. She slammed into Whis, actually knocking the wind out of him and unleashing a devastating combo on the angel, sending him flying with a powerful flaming haymaker and teleporting after him, hitting him with a double flaming kick. "Divine Retribution Onslaught!" She announced, firing hundreds of tiny, but immensely powerful ki blasts from all of her fingertips, bombarding Whis until he used his staff to escape.
"Oh, my! This is quite the change of pace!" He said nervously. "I may actually have to start trying now." He said as Seri rushed in at him. "Symphonic Destruction!" He announced, unleashing a tornado of divine ki, sweeping it back in forth in front of him as Seri was caught in it, before being launched back.
She recovered from the attack, seeming to have taken a good bit of damage, but was perfectly capable of continuing. "Okay... Now I'm ending this!" She snapped, powering up her godly ki into her hand and transforming it into an odachi, basically a giant katana at 5 feet long. She then rushed in at Whis, discharging two horizontal blades of pink fire from her hair, forcing Whis to dodge, leaving no time for him to do so again as she closed the gap, Whis now having to block all the attacks from her ki sword, before she managed to kick him in the side, then slash him with her ki blade, turning it back into a ball of ki and firing it into Whis' chest, sending him flying back one last time.
End Music
The angel panted heavily both from shock and from the damage he received. Sure, he could keep going, but he'd had more than enough excitement for one day. "My goodness! Such a display of power. I always wondered what the capabilities were as compared to Super Saiyan Blue." He stated.
"I hope it didn't disappoint." Seri said.
"Certainly not. Well, Lord Beerus has had enough for today and so have I. Let us return to the Time Nest now." He said.
"Sounds good to me." Seri complied, the two getting Beerus and returning to the Time Nest.
The three of them arrived back at the Time Nest, where Beerus was in a noticeably better mood. "Phew... That does feel better." He admitted.
"You appear satisfied Lord Beerus." Whis noted.
"I'm still a little annoyed at your doodling, though." Beerus warned, remembering the marking Whis drew on the top of Beerus' head.
"Yeah, this BETTER not be permanent marker, buddy!" Seri threatened with a pout, emphasizing the similar doodles having been drawn on both of her cheeks. Noelle covered his mouth as he couldn't help but laugh at the doodles drawn on his girlfriend's face. Seri glared at her boyfriend as she tried to rub it off.
"Oh, relax, it'll wash off. And we can pick up some sushi on the way back, Lord Beerus." Whis told them.
This seemed to win over the God of Destruction. "...All right. That sounds fine." He agreed. "I'll leave destroying Nowa to you, then." He informed them.
"Great! You can count on us!" Chronoa confirmed.
"She's getting sloppy. Soon enough she'll slip up and we'll have her for sure!" Seri confirmed.
"Right!" Noelle stated with equal enthusiasm.
"We'll bring every villain that tampers with history to justice!" Trunks declared.
"Such is the duty of the Time Patrol." I started.
"And we carry it out proudly." Erika finished.
"Along with looking for Dumplin. Where could that silly husband of mine gotten to?" Towa wondered.
"Well, good luck with all that. I'll see you around." Beerus said, to the Elder Kai in particular.
The older deity turned away with an attitude at this. "Who does he think he is, talking to me like that?" He demanded, not trying to lower his voice, despite the easily angered God of Destruction, who previously sealed him away in a sword for 15 generations, standing right in front of him.
"Uh, hello, I can hear you!" Beerus said, clearly annoyed.
"I-I wasn't saying anything!" The kai said fearfully.
"Sure you weren't! Look me in the eyes, you old bastard!" Beerus snapped, glaring daggers into the Kai, who only continued to avoid eye contact.
"I think he's trying to get himself killed now." I groaned.
"When you get old, the mind REALLY is the first thing to go." Seri said with an awkward giggle.
"It's unfortunate for the old man that he isn't linked to Lord Beerus." Noelle said.
Whis laughed a bit at this. "Do take care, everyone." He said.
Beerus closed his eyes and smiled, even briefly sticking his tongue out a bit. "ADORABLE!" Seri squealed, her eyes sparkling as Noelle looked at her jealously.
'What?! I can't be outdone by that hairless cat!' Noelle thought before sticking his own tongue out for a bit.
Seri looked at her boyfriend awkwardly. "I didn't know Icegens did the tongue thing. You're really not helping that lizard stereotype you guys have, Noelle." She informed him.
"Frost Demons," Noelle corrected. "And I see that the tongue was very silly of me. Sorry."
"It's fine." She said with a giggle.
The god and angel then turned around, Whis summoning his staff and Beerus placing his hand on his mentor's back, before the two vanished in a beam of cyan light, Chronoa waving after them. "Now that Nowa has learned to hijack our communications system..." Trunks started.
"She can mess with our Time Patrollers at any point in time and sabotage their missions." I said.
"And we may not be able to contact our forces in the field. Plus, we'll have no way of telling which one is actually Chronoa or which one is Nowa messing with us." Erika added.
"Those two keep finding new tricks to use on us." Elder Kai grumbled.
"And I've been too busy trying to find Dumplin to suss them out or counter whatever they're doing." Towa added.
"But that must mean they're running out of options." Chronoa said.
"You think so?" Seri asked.
"That or they're becoming desperate." Noelle stated.
"Turles, Slug, Cooler, Broly and Janemba... The strongest they could find. There aren't many fighters of that caliber left." The time Kai continued. "Our showdown against Mira is getting close We have to defend this universe's history!" She said.
Seri, Noelle and Trunks all nodded at this. "Right!" Trunks agreed, clenching a fist in front of himself
"We won't let you down!" Seri said determinedly.
"You won't have to worry about us. We'll take them down!" Noelle proudly stated.
"I swear I'll make them pay dearly for upsetting Lord Beerus like that!" Chronoa said determinedly, holding her own fist out in front of her.
Everyone looked at her strangely after that comment. "Uh, right..." Trunks said awkwardly, scratching the back of his head.
"You sure seem enthusiastic all of a sudden..." Elder Kai told her.
"THAT'S what you're mad about? Not that they're ruining the history YOU'RE sworn to protect, or simply that they're making your job harder?" Towa asked.
"Or endangering our friends and comrades throughout history?" I added.
"Aww, Chronoa's got a crush on Lord Beerus!" Seri said sweetly.
"What?! N-n-n-no, I don't! Where did you get a crazy idea like that!? How dare you make up such lies about a god!" Chronoa said frantically, flailing her arms wildly.
"The red on your face says otherwise." Noelle pointed out.
"Sh-shut up! There is no red! Absolutely none at all!" She snapped, turning away with her hands on her cheeks to cover the obvious blush.
"I wonder if she knows cat penises are barbed?" Erika wondered, her back turned from the group as she thought.