A/N: I'm so disappointed that Will Smith didn't appear for ID4 Resurgence, all because his project with his son Jaden was a failure. So, to cure my sorrow over his lacks of presence that would've saved that otherwise mediocre X-COM movie, i'm definitely going to insert Will Smith just so i could have a scene where:
A. Will Smith punched Rei,
B. Will Smith punched Kaworu,
C. Will Smith entered and blew Giant Naked Rei's vagina forehead via one of the artificial lance, sacrificed his life in the process on the most epic climax ever made in any fanfiction that contains Evangelion and Will Smith.
D. All of the above.
Also, Will Smith will say 'Now that's what i call a close encounter' in any of these scenes. GUARANTEED.
Oh, yeah. Disclaimer:
I don't own any of this shit.
P.S. Congratulations, Rock for your new official Youtube account! Man, i wish i could have 1 million subscriber in less than a month.
It was at midnight of a beautiful night when the moon was crescent, just passed the one o'clock mark as Shinji was awoken by the pleasant touches he felt from his lips. The scent gave away the invader that tried to indulge herself into a bliss in the absence of his awareness for her own selfish desire.
Rei Ayanami, who was sleeping with him earlier in the same bed, was stealing kisses from her boyfriend.
Shinji could felt his cheeks reddened profusely. Rei has been getting bolder and bolder with every time they spent together. It was only a day before when she blew a kiss for him in front of the EVA mechanics, and now she was doing this...thing. These kind of impulsive actions were unexpected of her considering her otherwise unassuming nature. Shinji was expecting of something more subtle, like holding hands for weeks and tender kisses at most. Instead, they've went far bolder than that, even before they told their love to each others. Of course, someone must be blamed for her rash behavior and actions that always baffled and surprised him from the sheer compulsiveness of it, and he knew that it was his old man's doing that made her like this; someone who would took her purpose and job very, VERY seriously once she took it. And it made him proud that her newest top priority was to use and spend her time with him as good as possible.
Somewhere in the second branch of NERV in America, Gendo Ikari sneezed.
'Great...my girlfriend is insatiable. Should've guessed it from someone who's very dedicated on her job, then again. She's so brave and ready to sacrifice herself at any whim of time. Even i would hesitate at facing the possibility of giving my own life. Then again, she's replaceable. Heh. What am i thinking? Too soon, Shinji. Too-'
His train of thought was stopped as Rei tried to pry open his lips by her tongue, nibbled on the lower portion and tasting his sweetness. Either she wanted to wake her boyfriend up, or she planned to make him frenched her unconsciously, or perhaps even both. Shinji began to lose control to himself as Rei increased the pleasure by rubbing her right hand against his left side while she running her left hand through his hair, but he managed to hold his own, refused to give her an entry so easily. As her teases and licking began to grow and grow more desperate, Shinji finally returned the kiss with as much passion as he could. Rei's eyes widened as she realized that she got even more than she thought she would get, just when she became frustrated for his lacks of response, but soon she joined the making out session with as much passion as him.
After minutes of making out, with neither managed to gain dominance over their respective partner, they finally broke the kiss, with hazy look covered their face.
"How long have you been up?" Rei asked, still barely recovered from the sensation.
"Hmmm...i don't know. Ten kisses or more, i think?"
"So you have been awakened long before i..."Rei began to blushed even more if that was possible, which was remarkable considering how her pale skin did not mask her face in such situation at all, "Why did you not return my kiss earlier?" She changed her subject.
"Well, quiet frankly, i think that you have been a naughty girl by stealing kisses from me without my consent. So for your punishment, i decided to play hard and not returning your kisses until you decided to give up and go back to sleep in shame of being defeated in your evil scheme. You should be glad that you're such a good kisser that i can't resist you any longer, Rei Ayanami. And i believe that i have to change the punishment to something more appropriate. Like...what if i tell Misato that you're a half-angel? I can't wait to see her going gung-ho at you while you running for your life?"
Rei was stay in silence, wondered if such martial arts did exist, until Shinji stuck up his tongue, prompted her to chuckle as she realized that he was not being serious in this punishment business. She was grateful that she has chosen to wait instead of struck an immediate response, which was to scold him for about to pull a very disproportionate punishment. If there was one lesson she learned from Shinji, it was to never immediately judge someone based on what you thought. They then engaged in yet another passionate kiss that lasted for a long time until Rei broke it off, strangely looked more in line of being thoughtful instead of the usual hazy look that she displayed. Ironically, it looked like what she should be for most of time.
"What's wrong, Rei?"
"I... i know that many of my new feelings are...irrational...and uncontrollable."
"Rei?"
"I...these new feelings...they're pretty much aliens to me...they happened without any experience that allowed me to even remotely remember the feelings that's closely associated with these new emotions...and they always overwhelmed my logical thoughts...and yet, because they stemmed from my...interactions with you, i never thought of them as negative."
"Rei?" Shinji dumbly repeated his question.
The First Child did not answered, prompted the boy to lifted her face, showed a fully thoughtful face. It took a moment before her lips spoke again, "I love you, Shinji."
Shinji sighed as he relaxed. He was afraid that he accidentally made Rei scared of herself and him by their relationship,"I know that, Rei."
"It feel so good to say it...even if it is redundant at this moment." Rei paused for a while, "It is one of those strange feelings i described...that i don't want to let it past...I..." She paused for a moment to thought out of how to express it, "Want to embrace it...with you...it's confusing, and yet..." She stopped as she saw Shinji had a thoughtful face of his own, knowing that she would get her answer soon.
"Well...it's true what they say, that love make people reckless...have i said this before? Um...either way, i think it's normal for you to feel confused by your new feelings. Because i know how it feels, to be both scared and grateful of changes on me." Shinji said as he wrapped his arms around Rei, who now rested her head in his chest, listening to his slow heartbeats. After a while, he spoke softly to her again, "And don't be ashamed of these. I also the same as you in this love business. We're both pretty much, um...newbie in love. And i'll tell you... i'm just as hesitant as you when i realized that i had feelings for you. In fact, i think you're the one who made everything possible Rei, because i know that i...well, let's just say that i don't have the courage to start those kisses in the first place. You're very brave, Rei." Shinji explained, chuckled slightly at how awkward their first kisses were.
After a minute without any response from her girlfriend, who didn't laugh at his attempt to lighten her mood, Shinji was surprised at the damp feeling he caught from his chest, prompted him to lifted Rei's head slightly. Next thing he know, his girlfriend gazed at him with her brilliant, yet teary eyes. Her brilliant smile contrasted her broken, barely audible voice caused by her sobbing as she spoken her next line, "I...love you...my Shinji...i really do...and i wish that i can...always making progress, move forward, together with you," She said as she truly meant it. Never before she even thought about breaking her usual routine and habit, but with Shinji...Rei wanted to keep progressing further and further. For her and for himself.
Shinji then smiled sweetly at her, and then spoke, "And i you, Rei-chan." Shinji said as he pulled her closer, kissed her forehead long, ignoring the hiccups that resulted from her stilted sobs. Their eyes then met each others again, not resisting each other's brilliance. Slowly, Shinji grabbed Rei's hand, feeling the softness of her skins into his cheeks.
"Together...we'll going forward together..."
They rested their forehead, embracing the comforting silence that engulfed them before they pulled themselves closer to each others, ready for another making out session. This time they intended it to be more on the tender side instead of passionate like before, showing how much they care for each others. Their eyes slowly slid shut as the sensation from each other's gentle breath tickled their cheeks. The lips almost met, only inches apart from each other...Almost there...almost...
"WHEN A MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMOOOREEEE!"
Both young teen startled at the loud boorish drunkard from outside their room. Crap. They totally forgotten about toughest drunk SOB in the house, Steve Austin and Misato.
"HEI, STOONE COOLD!"
"Yeah, babe? Have milk this tiiimee?"
"I'm not talking about the jugs and the MILKKK, you stupid son of a-"
"Only Stone COOLD Steve Austin, who can call someone a stupid son of a bitch, you dumb purple biitch!"
"WHATEVEEER!"Misato responded as she struggled to keep her feet from being pushed by the Rattlesnake, "Let's see what the lovebirds up to nooow!"
"You mean... Rei...and Shinji?"
"YEAAAH! Who else it could be? These two are rather...cuties, don't you think? Say, WANNA BET, Stone Cold?"
"What?"
"I say, you WANNA bet, Austin?"
"Well...i don't see why not. What's the deal?"
"There's a reason why i let them to share the same room tonight, and it's more than just for what they've done today...because i want to let them have some fun. You know what i MEAN by fun, don't you?"
"Hell YEAH! I'm betting my ATV that they're cuddling like the sweetest thing from cotton country."
"CUDDLING? Ah! You're no fun, Stone Cold! I'm betting Pen-Pen and his SEGA contracts that they already broke the springs by NOOOW!" Said the woman who now leaned on the Rattlesnake who could barely stand by himself.
"But these two are RESPONSIBLE children, Major! Speaking of responsible... HEY, MISATO! I think we already forgotten why we're here!"
"Oh, yeah...PEN-PEN! WHERE ARE YOUUUU!"
With that, the two barely responsible adults left the most recent lovebirds free once more.
"Shinji?"
"Yeah?"
"Let's settle for tonight. I believe that we still require rest, especially after...such a shock." Rei said as she kissed his lips softly before closed her eyes, snuggled in her sleep into her chest once more.
Once again, though, Shinji did not complied. Instead, he wondered on how the Third Child managed to harness such amount of recognition and reward for himself. Piloting a giant robot, dating a beautiful girl, handsomely rewarded, and more importantly, managed to become his own happy self that did not succumb to the responsibility that he held since the day Bruce Willis picked him from his former house. And now, he had his own mansion that he shared with his guardian and compatriots, who just happen to contain The Rock, Kaji and Jackie Chan as well, he just had a great, wild party where he witnessed Misato Katsuragi and Pen-Pen challenged Stone Cold in beer drinking contest (sadly, they lost), and his father began to warming up to him. It was a sure thing that darker matters would strike his life soon considering how dangerous his job was, but for now, he was content to enjoy all the good thing he had. And most of all, he was ready.
He then remembered that day, where NERV faced their biggest threat by far...
And it happened when he could barely do a thing about it.
"She wont' make it."
The situation was very dire for humanity. It was very clear in the battle screen what happened on the war zone, as the video feedback showed a battered blue giant Cyborg was down, being towered down by the angels as both walked menacingly toward it.
Unit-00, piloted by Rei Ayanami, was clearly outclassed by the twin Angels.
"Order, Captain Katsuragi?" Asked Bruce Willis.
"Give the JSDF their clearance to launch their support units. Shinji, get changed into your plugsuit. We have to be prepared for everything." Said Misato.
"Misato, you know that Unit-01 is still-"
"I said, we have to be prepared for everything. Is that clear, Doctor Akagi?"
The Doctor said nothing, while Shinji already get into his locker room to get changed. With that, Misato was satisfied.
While an artillery attack was being launched against the twin angels to distract them from the retaliating blue behemoth, the purple haired Captain just realized something.
"Say...wasn't that Rei is the one who memorized the whole support building and their newest formation first?"
"Damn..." Asuka could only swore as it was clear that Rei had no chance against the twin angels.
After all, if a better trained and better equipped EVA pilot couldn't stand a chance against these two in their very first fight, then what kind of chance do a frail girl with inferior, half-powered EVA could've done against the already adapted angels?
Just when Asuka about to move and luring the two Angels, Misato reminded her that she cannot take a fight near that area because they needed it to charge Rei's internal battery after Asuka was done. The sheer danger from the EVA fight also made it clear that portable power source would be impractical as well, and the last thing they needed was the Angels to adapt and realized the some
"And besides...we already have a plan, Asuka. And what a brilliant one from me." The Captain finished.
"Oh yeah? What kind of crazy, half baked plan you-"
Asuka was stopped as the sight of another giant sized mecha make it's appearance.
With a progressive chair.
"Stone Cold's here, and he's going to raise some hell!"
With that, Stone Cold's Jet Alone joined the fight, landed a chairshot on one of the Angel and managed to land a kick to the other's gut. It seemed that the angels got the ironically deserved hell of a can of whoopass from the Rattlesnake. The rattlesnake then charged at the twin Angels...
...And proceeded to have both it's arms detached before being tossed out of the battlefield.
"...Hell no."
But Stone Cold, much like how Shinji and the rest of the good guy were supposed to be nothing but pawns in the scheme of the bad guys, was really that. A pawn.
Soon, the angels realized that the Blue Cyclops gone from their sight.
"I'm ready, Captain."
And so, the battlefield was changed into something much different. The buildings rise and embracing the sky like they do at night, following a pattern that never seen before. The buildings became unbelievably high skyscrapers, even much more than the two angels and EVA.
Tokyo-3, had been changed into a maze. A trap for the
"...Alright, Misato. This's even crazier than i thought it would be."
"But you know it would've worked, right?"
"Maybe. As smart as those two, i don't think they can really solving out the maze at all. Come to think of it, wasn't that this maze was considered to be far too complex that it's practically useless?"
"That is correct." A quiet, emotionless voice joined the conversation, "This structure maybe useful to trap the enemies, but it has no other use outside of it because of it's unnecessary complex model. Considering the completely nature of the angels, and the double edged nature of the the usefulness of such structures for the Angel wars were practically next to nothing."
"Until we face these two weak, but highly durable, adapting bastards...What are we going to do now? Waiting until these two dying of old age?"
"You know that it would have taken years for it to happen, Pilot Sohryu. And they are too dangerous for humanity to let them stay alive for such a long time. In short, it would be a risk to let the angels alive."
"...Jesus. You need some lessons in snark and sarcasm, Rei."
"And you as well, Pilot Sohryu."
Asuka blinked, as she couldn't tell if Rei really just told a joke or simply tried to save a face. Either way, it's simply told her more than enough that the doll was definitely had more free will and intelligence than she thought. "Whatever. Just tell me what to do."
"I'll take over from here." Misato finally spoke again in place of Rei, "Asuka, we're going to pin the angels down until you two are fully charged. Once you two are fully charged, continue your assignment like before. In case these two managed to escape before you two are 100% ready, use the rifle we provided to distract them and give you two as much time as you can."
"Got it. Man, it's gonna be suck to stay while watching the other kicking ass. Wait a minute..." Asuka realized that something was left unexplained, "How the hell are you going to handle these two?"
The situation wasn't that much
"Well...there goes McFreeze's stunning debut."
"Fuck you and your ice puns, Arnie." Stone Cold eloquently showed his appreciation towards Arnold's joke
"Actually, i'm more like referencing your awful pre-Stone Cold's wrestling career."
"Alright, you stupid son of a bitch, you know well as i do that i would never appreciate any of it. So to quote my best friend and enemy, know your role and shut your mouth, you barbar."
"Woah, woah! Jesus, chill out, Austin. I don't want any trouble here. Nobody does."
"Good, then." Austin said as a smile began to grace his face, believed than he won the smack talk this round.
And then he realized the ice pun. Again.
"...Allright. I'm gonna let that one slide." Stone Cold said as he walked into the room where Stallone was, not looking at Arnie, and thereby missed the winning smirk in his face that keep lasted until they walked into the room.
And for good reason.
"Hey, Shinji."
"Yeah, Willis?"
"Come here for a second, kid."
The manly boy simply followed the order, not that he had anything to do around here at this moment, since The Rock and the others were still removing the bakelites from his EVA. It was a good thing that he never wore the plug suit in public, or else the girls would've lose their mind over his body. Come to think of it, it was a good thing that no one ever wore the plug suit in the public, period.
"How is your savvy training come, Shinji?"
"Pretty good. Only one or two slip so far, maybe?" The boy simply stated as he enjoyed the hair ruffling from the bald, old, and yet still very manly man. In spite of being 15 years older than his listed age, he could still kick someone's sorry asses. It was a good thing that age made him more pleasant.
"Hmm. You're right. That's very good. Your training definitely paid off well. See that fighting robot with bo staff?"
"Pretty damn clear, sir. " Shinji said that. Of course it was pretty damn clear. It was projected in front of their goddamn eyes.
"See anything wrong with it?"
It didn't take too long for Shinji to looked at what's making the whole thing seemed off to people with basic knowledge regarding fighting.
"...Mr. Seagal steal the scene again, eh?"
"Hi, guys."
"What the..."
"Well, as you can see, Mr. Stallone is not here right now. I'm his...to put it mildly, his better replacement."
"First time i witnessed the ego of Steven Seagal." The bald man in the room remarked half-jokingly.
"Well, no offense Austin, but in fist fight, no one here, is better than me," Said Seagal as he once again fended off the twin trouble, once again showed his dominance towards the increasingly frustrated angels.
"Point taken, Seagal." Stallone suddenly made his appearance on the intercom.
"Sly? Where the hell are you?"
"Setting up the trap for the angels, Arnie. What else can i do when that Seagul guy stole my spot?"
"Hey, i've told you that i would not interfere in case that it's long ranged or stealth fight, Sly. That's where you're really good at. But this, is my area of expertise."
"Yeah, but i'm pretty damn good in close quarter fight too."
"Well, you lose to a fake fighter, a wrestler."
"I seconded that." The bald man in the room slyly remarked.
"Fuck you, Austin."
Everyone had a good laugh at the embarrassment of Rambo. Soon, Arnie decided to break out the ice by asked about his and Austin's new assignment.
"Is there anything we can help here, Sly? I don't like the feeling of being left out. Because...you know. You also took my job here."
"You know, i believe we need some, uh...monitoring help here. Why don't you two get into the VTOL to look over us?"
"Not the most glamorous job, but i think we will take it."
Shinji remembered the details of what happened in JSDF, which was told by Stallone and Schwarzenegger himself soon after the battle was done. It was good to know that they were just as relaxed and serious as people in NERV.
He also remembered how everything went after Seagal took the matter into his own hand. He basically owned the angels bad. It was so obvious that skill wisely, he was far beyond the angel's reach. It went to the point that some people began to bet about whether Seagal could take down the angels by himself, which obviously irritated Ritsuko yet again.
Of course, everything went down horribly soon after...
"AUSTIN!"
Stone Cold shifted his attention at the intercom in front of him, which showed a very distressed Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The man was shown great deal of stress for a good reason. The angel was proven to be even smarter than they thought. Soon after they figured out that Seagal, while didn't possess enough power to defeat the angels by himself, was too much of an annoyance to take him down here, decided to target something else as their new prey.
It was Stone Cold's VTOL.
"GET OUT OF THE CHOPPER!"
Of course, the drama was sucked in by his knowledge that Stone Cold Steve Austin did survived the blast by the twin angels. Even with the details from the Texas Rattlesnake himself that showed how close he was to his death in the whole thing, from putting the VTOL on max speed just to have as many important milliseconds as he could get to getting propelled by the blast to the ground. Yeah, the whole thing still sounded cool, but still...
Shinji's thoughts then stopped as his girlfriend snuggled closer to him. He then smiled at her, showing how he's getting more used to how Rei acted. He thought it was unique on how Rei Ayanami was an embodiment of both elegance and crudeness. At times, she showed great amount of mature beauty that he loved, and the other times, she was very forceful at her actions at times and showed poor grasp of the matters in hand at the other, which infuriated and amused him at the same time. It was like she was a virtue of his life; weird, but still a good life.
Like a mother with the life experience of a kid...He slightly chuckled at the rather dark humor before shook his head to get rid of that kind of thought. Rei was definitely more than that. More than a reminder of his mother, her own person.
He then traced back to his previous thought.
Then again, the same could be said about me...
The situation was dire.
In the mid of chaos, the angels managed to destroy the trap that would contain the angels after they being united, and destroyed Seagal's robot in the process. The two angels were again fighting the two EVA, and the sequence was stayed the same. The EVAs were overpowering the two angels, but the twin stayed persistent.
It was clear: They needed Shinji Ikari to save the day again.
And the hero...was being dragged by one of JSDF robot that was under Stallone's control, unable to even stood on her own.
"Come on, come on...start, you stupid piece of shit! Fight or...AAAAH!"
Obviously, punching the control never worked every time.
As Shinji was slowly losing control of the EVA, he heard so many things, yet similar in function. Technicians with Ritsuko panicked at the increasing synch ratio, Misato screamed his name, Rei and Asuka as well. Even he could heard the distressed voice of The Rock and Bruce Willis, two man that panic seemed to be the last thing that would've crossed their minds.
Panic. At that time, the battlefield was surrounded by panic.
And yet, Shinji's mind was slowly became nothing but clarity.
As he felt the wicked, torturing pressure from the original soul of the EVA slowly being replaced by the warmth of something he used to feel that even Willis cannot replace.
"...Mother? Mother, is that really you?"
The warmth finally spoke.
"Are you ready?"
Shinji's answer came nothing like from him...had it been his old self.
"Mother...Shinji Ikari's always ready."
The disembodied soul seemed like she was shocked at his choice of words, but she soon recomposed himself, even chuckled as she saw the proud smile on his face.
"Well...that's good for you."
The angel was shocked.
As it stood tall over the purple mecha, readied it's stolen progressive sword to pierce the orange behemoth. The orange behemoth that it managed to take down earlier was running as fast as it could to catch up with the two, but it was clear that a strike over the motionless EVA was guaranteed.
And yet, it caught the flailing arm of the Angel.
"Not a good day for humanity to die. Not now. Or ever." Said Shinji, who could barely heard himself over the cheering crowd.
The angel was so shocked that it didn't realized the coming of the charging orange behemoth, and it received the biggest impact it got yet. So severe the attack that even with it's rapid regeneration, the angel still took time to recover itself as it began to wobble toward it's other halve, which also received a big impact when it also got distracted.
"Are you okay?" The blue haired girl asked, a hint of concern was subtle, and yet obvious enough to be noted.
"I'm fine, Rei. Really, he did nothing on me."
"Well...that's good for you. And me." Rei responded, with some tears on the verge of her eyes.
Something about what Rei said tickled something in Shinji's mind. Something similar, but also different was said to him. Was it...
"Hey, it's good to see the battle couple finally get in action, but can't you two wait until this end? We have something urgent here, helloooo!"
"O-of course we're ready, Asuka. We always ready." Shinji lied, of course.
"Yeah, right. Listen. We only have 45 seconds left. If we couldn't pull this off, it's just you and them, and i don't think you, or anyone else would like it. So-"
"Lead the way, Asuka." Shinji said as he knew that time's running out.
Realized that time was short as well, Asuka then jumped over the still staggering angel, which was quickly followed by Ayanami. The two cloned behemoth then kicked the two Angels as hard as they could, send the unified body flying over the course. The purple, what they called the death EVA itself then proceeded to readied it's progressive daggers, ready for the final blow.
But the angels recovered too soon.
Soon Shinji found himself about to get pulverized by the two angels. His position was awkward as the angel's flying arms are on the same level as where his EVA neck was. A broken neck was a guarantee.
But Shinji always ready.
And soon, the whole NERV would be reminded why everybody wanted to try the Van Damme split when Shinji first came into the scene.
The angels were struck at the same time as Shinji was a level below them. Both daggers stabbed their core cleanly, but still not enough to make them combine. Their effort to escape was futile as Shinji held them inside with his AT-Field, their beam was too weak to penetrate the one that surrounded him, and their own AT-Field was not even strong enough to break the one that trapped them.
It was obvious; the angels were no match for Shinji Ikari.
"Shinji! Don't finish them now!"
Asuka's commanding voice grabbed everyone's attention away from what Shinji just done, just in time to see her threw a progressive bo staff from the wreck of Seagal's mecha while holding her trusty chainsaw.
"Asuka? What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"Just what we're supposed to do, Misato," Asuka said to the voice that finally came from the previously speechless crowd as she stood on the bo staff that was being held, "Finished the job!"
"Oh, my goodness!"
"This's gonna be the coolest angel's death yet!"
"Ready, Shinji?"
"Heh." Shinji smirked at her choice of word, "How many times i have to say that before you guys know that i always ready?"
"Then go!"
Rei swing the staff with as much strength as she could have to threw Asuka over the powerless angels, which in process was finally being merged again as one being by Shinji's final blow to the cores as Asuka became close enough to him. Shinji then did a kip-up to kick the Angel to the front, accelerating the process of the death of the Angel even further. Asuka stuck the Chainsaw deep on the core of the angel.
And then, everything went kaboom.
Shinji still remembered the aftermath of the battle. Everyone were so dumbstruck at the sheer awesomeness on the scene that they ignored Asuka's rants when Shinji and Rei were flirting with each others instead of getting off her and stop sandwiching her EVA. Misato and Ritsuko were so baffled by the absurdly awesome final attack that they asked the three bridge bunnies to replay the scene at least 10 times before they were convinced that the whole thing was real. The chainsaw combos were practically perfect and flawless, so much that the only criticism that came from Misato's mouth was 'Why the hell did you need to do the kip-up?'.
In short, it was clear that this scene would be discussed...and copied in NERV for a long time.
Suddenly yawned, the boy decided to follow his girl into sleep.
As he felt the girl snuggled closer and radiated her warmness into him, he knew it would be the best sleep he ever got.
Meanwhile, in SEELE's meeting room... chattering was heard.
And then, someone shouted.
"Ikari was right!"
"The whole scenario cannot be fully followed word by word after all!"
"First Ramiel, and now Israfel also showed some changes!"
"Not to mention the Third Child was very different with how he was supposed to be!"
"We thought Ikari's bloodline have been proved to contain nothing but indifference weakling, but this boy is anything but that!"
"And we thought Gendo Ikari's manipulative streak was dangerous enough to our scheme!"
"Our plans are in need of rebuild!"
"Do you even can guarantee that the end would happened as how we envisioned it, Chairman Lorenz?"
"SILENCE!"
The booming voice of the chairman made the room quiet again, as how it was supposed to be.
"Gentlemen, as soon as the...changes became too apparent, i already take some...drastic measurements."
"How...drastic it should be, sire?" SEELE 12 asked.
"Drastic enough to...compromise with some of their demand."
"You mean...you really negotiating with..."
"Yes. I already contacted several high-figures in entertainment world that have...interests in what we're doing. And one of them, already responded...positively."
And as the cyborg man spoke, the communication link with this new partner of SEELE was already made.
"Good evening, gentleman!"
"No way..."
"It can't be..."
"You can have my words gentleman, which i can assure you...that MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, IS READY TO DO, AND CONQUER, AAAAAANYYYYYTHINGGGGGGGGGG!"
Oh, no! Paul Heyman just turned heel! Everything became even more complex! What will happened next? Will Shinji got to fight Brock Lesnar? Will Randy Orton RKO'd Lesnar out of nowhere before he get to do anything? Or will Lesnar and Paul Heyman controlled Third Impact? Find out next, on Evangelion Z!
...And now, for something different:
Teacher-parent meeting happened! What would happened when the whole Tokyo-3's junior high school get to meet The Rock? Meanwhile, we'll get to see the filming of Pen-Pen's commercial for the first time! And Shinji, Rei and Asuka had to deal with their fan clubs that had been very, very thirsty for some of them since their absence! We'll also get to see the bad guy, Jack Nicholson getting ready for the first big attack on Tokyo-3! Could The Expendables handle it? Get ready and anticipate the next exciting installment of Neon Steroids Evangelion! And there will be fanservice, too!