A Bunny's Hop

By: Gogopeachgurl86 (aka: kitty)

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Playboy.If I did my sanity would still be intact because I would be loaaaaaded!

Chapter 13: What the heck are you doing here!

Thanks for the support you guys. What I'm worried about now is that my friend is going out with that freak I described. He is such a freak that Science should find a cure for that recesive gene. Not to mention shame on the government for not having the balls to destroy that freak with indirect genocide. Believe me if you knew the stories of him from high school you'd say "freak." Worse of all it makes anime fans look bad. I hate his guts and he better not hurt my friend.

On with the show: There soon came a soft knock to his bedroom door. When he didn't answer the person intruded. He groaned and opened his eyes to the biggest surprise, that much to his dismay, was not what he needed.

It was the pain in the neck that promised to destroy him, Beryl.

"What are you doing here," he almost yelled while getting up from his king size bed. He forgot; however, that he was only wearing a pair of black boxers. She chuckled at his obvious manhood. "Well at least I didn't leave you gunshy." Beryl said while he threw on his robe and began to speak, "Who let you in here!" She walked up to him so that they stood eye to eye, "I still have my key." He realized that he should have changed the locks when he threw her out. Rini came in running to see what was the ruckus and witnessed Beryl standing not so far from her employer. She smiled at Beryl and then shot her a menacing look. Darien caught it but let it go. Beryl was uneased by the maid's stare, "Will you stop looking at me like you where to torture me?" She said but soon added, "ragmuffin."

Despite the anger pulsating through her temples, Rini choose to ignore that last part. After all Rini was a lady and Beryl was a Witch. Darien interrupted by saying, "Beryl, get out of my house!" The woman ran one hand through her long red hair. Her black, short dress ruffled while she nodded her legs in uncomfortably. She wanted something, but couldn't outwright say it. He knew what she was trying to do. She was trying to look cute in front of him. A tactic that he would have fallen for.

When they where married he couldn't see her for what she was. (AN/That's right folks. How else could she ruin him?) A useless goldigger.

"Beryl!" He commanded more sternly. The red head gave him a puppy face, which meant she was getting desperate.

"Mr. Shields, I could have Helios escort her of the premise," Rini added her face never failing. "Oh and I'll see that cute white haired houseboy again? Maybe this time he'll dump the ragmuffin and play with a real woman," Beryl added making sure the words stung at Rini.

Darien knew this was the last straw and grabbed Beryl roughly by the arm. She shouted, howled, and clawed at him. He was immune to the sounds and scratches. Darien Shields knew he had to get rid of this menace right now.

He hurried through the endless hallways to the front door. The iron gate wasn't that far from it. She hollered like a hellcat, her nails leaving streaks of cuts on his face. Once at the gate he looked at the new security guy and pointed to the lady in his grip,

"you see this, take her out of here. Make sure she never comes in here again!" The fat middle aged man named Cleave grabbed Beryl. As soon as he did she shrugged him off and yelled, "I can walk."

Once outside the gate she turned to Darien and warned, "one day Shields I'll get even."

Darien groaned and walked back inside. She found his maid crying in his room. He ran his fingers through her pink hair and said, "Helios loves you, he proved that when she tried to sleep with him." She wiped her tears and said, "I know and I love him to. Sometimes I wonder what he sees in me. I'm a little punky and immature, what's so good about me?"

Darien shushed her and said, "that your punky, immature, and you have a heart of gold." She smiled at him, memories of Beryl's ridicule fading from her mind.

"Do you love Serena?" She asked making him remember the sweet girl.

"I think that she's the one for me. I don't know why but I know her from somewhere."

An/ all right here is my chapter. I hope you enjoyed this show. I kinda feel like Jk Rowling in the sense that I didn't think much into what this was going to be about. I'm going to write another complex story as well but it's not romantic. Well Chiao Bella.