And so the group headed east to the shrine. But to get there, they had to pass a very big and scary forest. It was very dark in the forest because the trees were blocking out the sunlight, which is no good for people who wants to see things. "I don't motherfucking like this one motherfucking bit." Gamzee from Homestuck said worriedly. "Yeah." Dan from Dan VS agreed. "I feel like motherfucking spiders could drop down on us any motherfucking second!" Then the group suddenly stopped. In front of them sat a strange old man. Around him was dinner plates with sandwiches on them, and he had a small picnic blanket beneath him. "Hail, travelers!" The old man greeted them with. "Why don't you sit down and enjoy my sandwiches for a while?" The old man waved his arms towards the feast awaiting them. "I don't know. You seem like a pretty suspicous fellow." Ike from Fire Emblem began, but the rest of the group had already started eating the sandwiches! "Don't worry so much, Ike from Fire Emblem. These sandwiches are delicious!" Welkin from Valkyria Chronicles said happily. But then all of them, except Ike from Fire Emblem, turned to stone! "HAHAHAHA!" The old man laughed, and turned into a taller, not quite as old man. "Fools! I am actually the great wizard Fæstaføn! And now you will become my new subjects!" Ike from Fire Emblem sighed heavily. "Could you just please revert your spell and go away? Please?" Fæstaføn looked at him smugly. "You wish! I'm the greatest magician in the world and high priest of Jørmungandr! I am unstoppable! And with the help of your stupid friends here, I will succeed in summoning Jørmungandr to this world! HAHAHAHA!" Fæstaføn waved his arms and iron chains appeared and chained Ike from Fire Emblem down. "I've been keeping an eye on Chocolate Town. That's how I learned about you and your retard posse. Did you know that it was I who turned Chocolate Town into chocolate? Hahaha! The residents there used to be my servants, but they were too weak to be sacrificed for Jørmungandr's glory, so I settled with ruining their lives instead!" Fæstaføn laughed evilly, and took the 2 crystals of power from the immobized Ike from Fire Emblem! Suddenly they heard a loud noise! "Don't ye worry, lad! We be comin'!" It was Shrek from Shrek and Donkey from Shrek! Shrek from Shrek let out a loud ogre roar and body slammed Fæstaføn, breaking his consentration and therefore releasing Ike from Fire Emblem from his chackles! "Thank you, Shrek from Shrek. Not a minute too soon." Ike from Fire Emblem said cooly and decapitated Fæstaføn with Ragnell. But Fæstaføn just laughed through his neck! "You cannot kill me by simply cutting off my head!" He said confidently. "I am unstoppable!" Then Ike from Fire Emblem raised Ragnell and cut of his arms and legs, but he just kept laughing! "You can keep cutting me up until you die of old age! Fæstaføn the mighty never dies!" Ike from Fire Emblem was about to explode in anger, but Shrek from Shrek just pulled out a bag and put all of Fæstaføn's body parts into it. "Ye might be immortal, but ye can't do much like this. AARRRR!" Shrek from Shrek said triumphantly. Donkey from Shrek returned 3 crystals of power to Ike from Fire Emblem. "Seems this guy already had one." Donkey from Shrek shrugged. Shrek from Shrek went up to the petrified bodies of the others and took out an onion from his pockets. The onion let out such a stinky smell that they were all cured! "Thanks, Shrek from Shrek and Donkey from Shrek." Ike from Fire Emblem said approvingly. "Now we just need the last crystal, and then we can defeat the Dark Lord!" Shrek from Shrek and Donkey from Shrek nodded and began walking away. "Aye, laddie. I wish ye luck."