~Baby Daddy~
By- ByaRukifan
Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything!
In a far off broken down warehouse outside of Karakura Town there was a small...okay, loud commotion coming from the second floor. The sound sounded like a baby's cry.
"Augh! Can you PLEASE shut that kid up!?" An arrancar with raven black hair down to his neck, holding a magazine he was trying to read, yelled over the crying to another arrancar before he looked over at him and gave him a death glare.
"Why don't you!? It was your idea to kidnap it in the first place! And stop glaring at me! You know your freaky yellow snake-looking eyes creep me out!" The arrancar with shiny, dark brown hair down to his shoulders yelled back, he then covered his ears and shut his crystal blue eyes to muffle the cries.
"Whatever. Go see if any shinigami are near, Ratto."
"Fine...Whatever...But can you at least try to make that thing SHUT IT'S FREAKING TRAP!" Ratto yelled, the last of his words were purposely directed to Rukia to see if she would be quiet...but she kept on crying. "Jeez, Veleno. Why did we need to kidnap that brat anyway?"
"Well, I was bored..."
"That's all you have to say!?"
"Well, I haven't had a good fight in a long time...I thought that if we kidnap the kid, that one shinigami will probably show up and try to save her." Veleno explain in a calm manner, now ignoring Rukia's whining.
"Ugh...I just don't get you sometimes...Seriously..." Ratto replied walking towards the window of the warehouse. "Nope...there's no shinigami here or anywhere near here..."
Veleno sighed. "Maybe they'll be here soon..."
"Have you seen my zanpaktou?" Ratto asked suddenly.
"What? You lost it again?"
"I didn't lose it!...I just left it in a place and now I can't remember where..."
"..."
"What!?"
"Idiot." Veleno mumbled under it's breath.
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Just keep lookout. I'll keep the little brat occupied." Veleno said, putting his magazine down and walking over to the pig-pen like containment they had locked her in. "Now...What is it going to take to shut you up?" Veleno said lifting the crying Rukia out of the pen to hold her up so she was looking him straight in the eyes. "Well?" he raised an eyebrow.
"..." Rukia didn't say anything in reply. She didn't want to say Byakuya's name. She didn't want him to be in danger. She may be just a baby, but she knew these guys were no good. They meant trouble.
"Jeez, that thing may only know how to whine, Veleno." Ratto said, staring out of the window, watching some squirrels down below fighting over some acorns.
"Like you?" Veleno asked sarcastically.
"Hey!" Ratto yelled.
"Nice comeback..."
"Ugh..." Ratto then went back to staring out the window, the squirrels were gone. "Dammit! You made me lose my one source of entertainment!"
"Ratto, shut the-"
"Fangs." Rukia said, pointing at Veleno's mouth. It was true. While Veleno was talking she had noticed he had small, sharp fangs.
"Umm...Yeah..."
"Pointy?"
Veleno blinked. 'What's with this kid? First she's crying like a banshee and now she's talking about my fangs. Mood swing much?'
"Pointy?" Rukia asked again, tilting her head.
"Uhh...Yeah...Pointy...Very pointy."
"Poison?"
"Umm..No, not at the moment."
"What dat mean?"
"Dude, are you talking with that thing!? Aha! Next thing you know, you'll be talking to a bird." Ratto laughed.
"Ratto...I thought I told you to shut up." Veleno said calmly.
"What was that? I didn't quiet catch that..."
"Ratto, I swear to- Ow! What the hell was that for you little brat!?" Veleno said with a hiss after Rukia had hit him.
"No fighting..." Rukia said frowning.
"And why the hell not?"
"Bad...Fighting not good."
Veleno sighed. "You're one strange kid, you know that?" He said walking back over to the beaten up couch, he was sitting on previously,with Rukia in tow.
As soon as he sat down he put Rukia beside him, grabbed his magazine and began reading it again.
"What you readin'?" Rukia asked, leaning herself to try to look at the magazine.
"Uh...It's none of your business." Veleno said quickly moving the magazine out her view.
"It bad?"
"No, Kid...It's not bad. He's just reading 'Pretty Kitty Weekly'" Ratto said with a chuckle, Rukia actually gave a small giggle as well, but she quickly put her hands over her mouth because she never meant to do that.
Veleno then closed his magazine, looked at the cover, and gave out an angry sigh. "That's not what I'm reading you ass."
"What...At least the kid ain't crying." Ratto said as he turned back to staring out the window.
"Ugh. Whatever." Veleno then went back to his reading.
To Be Continued...
Happy Valentines Day! Well...Early Valentines Day. It's Still Friday The 13th Where I Am. Lol.
Well, I Put The Arrancar In This Chapter. As You Can See. Veleno Is Supposed To Be The Serious One. Ratto Is Supposed To Be The Comedic One. But Veleno Can Lose His Temper From Time To Time.
He's My Favorite. Lol.
Just In Case You Don't Know What Ratto And Veleno Really Look Like Here's Their Descriptions:
Veleno:
He Has Raven Black Hair Down To His Neck, a Forked Tongue, Small Fangs. His Remaining Hollow Mask Are Spiked Bracelet-Like Rings Around His Wrists. His Eyes Are A Threating Yellow Color.
Ratto:
Has Long, Shiny Dark Brown Hair Down To His Shoulders. He Has Crystal Blue Eyes. His Hollow Mask Remains Are Small Studs on His Ears.
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