Yay! I'm on a roll. My writer's block has finally disappeared!
I do not own Twilight. If I did it would be a lot funnier. Lol!
Vampires;
Mind Reader- Edward
Lovely lady- Rosalie
Daring Em- Emmett
Psychic- Alice
Bloody soldier- Jasper
Loving mother- Esme
Family doctor- Carlisle
Torturous vamp- Jane
Ecstatic emperor- Aro
Silent one- Marcus
Bored one- Caius
Tracker- Dmitri
Bloody one- Felix
Proud Wife&Mother- Bella
Human Vamp- Reenesmee
Soulless One has logged on
Tracker has logged on
Soulless One- *says icily* Hello, Dmitri
Tracker- *Says sneeringly* Cullen
Soulless one- *smirks* So, Bella is a vampire now. You can't eat her! *says triumphantly
Tracker- stop with all the *ness. Its really pointless and stupid, just like you! (Burn! 3rd degree!)
Soulless one- I'm stupid? Look who's talking!
Tracker- We're typing, not talking, smart one!
Soulless One-…
Tracker- And, "Soulless One"? That's so stupid.
Soulless one has logged off to change screen name
Mind Reader has logged back in
Tracker-…Fine.
Mind Reader- hah! Admit it this screen name is better!
Tracker-…
Mind Reader- *smirk Well, at least it's better than "Tracker" That's so lame!
Tracker has logged off to go cry in a corner
Mind Reader- Victory!
Mind Reader has logged off
Okay, sorry its so short, only a page, but I just posted ch. 13 and am posting 14 right after this. Seroisly, I'm on a roll . R&R!