dear gilbert,
the reason i carry a whip as a weapon?now that is a tale to tell. one day when my class was watching an old news reel that had a few select nation tans in it i saw you in it and my friends saw alfred i was disgusted by the sight of him while two of my class mates swooned over his ego i mean while admired your confedence at defince of the world. i told them that alfred f jones was an egotiscal jack ass who shove demrocy down every ones troat, who nearly killed poor kiku,who put his younger brother in undeniable pain and didnt even stop to think the taxes where becuse poor arthur had just come out of a war with spain to protect his fat bottom.
well, a few days later i had joined the book club and i was walking down ththe hall way when the two girls snaged my arms and told me that they had made me a gift pertaning to you since i was such a large fan, sadly enough i did not heed the warning bells going off in my head, in mere moments they had dunked me into a large bowel of god only knows what. i woke up later on to find my self in a restroom and when i stood up and peered into a mirror my hair had gone from its soft blond color to a slivery i at least had my pretty blue eyes so from then on a lok like a combo of you and diva my two favorite people! so since then i have learned to use a whip to defend my self
i suppose truce areas are a good thing, i'm always scared some bodys gonna fricken nuke the hell out of the states after one of those meetings however.
i like meat and potatos too, but i have o be carefull how much i eat of them becuse i inharted my blood fathers matbolisem and i am pretty scared of geting too plump so most of the time i stuff my self with veggies and after thanksgiveing i tend to have a week of celery crackers and water to avoid obesty.
i sent you some of my gardens last green bean crop, sadly winter is upon us here, and while i like it geting cooler and more wet, i also dettest haveing to relie on shops for tamtos and green beans and peppers, and any other veggie. i also send along some PROPERLY made scones not those burnt bricks england makes
love,
annebell
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Guten tag Annabell.
Eeeh...You really seem to hate America. Which is a shame really. He and Matthew are really good friends of mine so its a little unawesome that you're hating on him.
The girls at your school seem a little stuck up but really? A whip? I thought schools nowadays didnt allow weapons or something. Unless theyve gotten more lenient
Thanksgiving? We dont have that over here so I had to have Mattie tell me what that is kesese.
And thanks for the stuff yo. Francis is going to use some next he comes over for Dinner since I dont cook. Its unawesome to do so. As for the scones...I actually rather like the taste of Iggys Scones. I dont see why everyone hates them so much :D
-Gilbert