Wow, a new Chapter? It only took FOREVER! (SORRY!)

DISCLAIMER! I wish I was smart enough to come up with the idea for Naruto (Thanks to Kishimoto-san). All character names and lyrics DO NOT belong to me. HOWEVER this story is entirely MINE! I dreamt it up and I eventually write it down…not as much as I should though.

Sadly this has no lemon, but this is just a background chapter. Also… EXTREME OOC! (All of them do really, but you WILL know when you get there…).

STORY TIME!

Sasuke woke up the next morning happy, sated, and blonde-less. He sat up in the bed and looked around for his boyfriend. Pulling on some black silk pajama bottoms, after getting out of his bed, he walked over to his open door and stepped into the hallway. His brother, dressed in a similar state, came wandering down their conjoining hallway, yawning politely.

Itachi nodded his head at Sasuke. "Otouto. Have you seen Kyuubi? We got in at the crack of dawn. And I'm not sure he actually went to bed afterwards."

"No. I can't find Naruto either." Sasuke paused and smirked at his brother. "He didn't go to bed after what brother?"

"Don't play the imbecile otouto. It suits you not." With that, Itachi walked past Sasuke and headed downstairs. Sasuke followed closely.

They entered the formal dining room at the same time, but Itachi walked into the kitchen before Sasuke. Sasuke ended up colliding into Itachi's back, because Itachi froze upon entering the room.

"Aniki, why would you stop in the middle of…?" Sasuke trailed off of his sentence as he walked around his brother and froze to openly stare at the sight before his eyes. Their father, Fugaku Uchiha, was sitting at the breakfast table, eating pancakes. Fugaku Uchiha was eating pancakes that had been made for him by Naruto and Kyuubi. And their father, Fugaku Uchiha, was laughing at something one of the brothers said.

"And a pleasant good morning the two of you boys. I see that you both finally decided to join our little gathering." Fugaku grinned and the other two burst out laughing.

Sasuke looked at Itachi very slowly, just in case any sudden movements caused a catastrophe or something. Itachi was looking at Sasuke just as confused. Their father had never called them 'boys' before.

"Sasuke! Itachi! Morning! We made breakfast!" Naruto slid out of his chair and bounded over to the confused brothers.

"You guys were sleeping so soundly this morning that we didn't want to disturb you, so we got dressed and came downstairs to make breakfast for you all." Kyuubi got off of the arm of Itachi and Sasuke's father (still Fugaku Uchiha) chair, skipped over to his bewildered lover and stood on tip toe to give Itachi a good morning kiss. Itachi snickered into the kiss at the differences between their heights. Kyuubi merely punched him in the ribs in the middle of their kiss. Hard. Sasuke felt that. He rubbed his side after imagining the strength behind that blow, just because of the volume of the thud. He turned back to stare at his father.

Naruto prodded Sasuke between his ribs and fake pouted. "Hey! 'Tachi-nii gets some and I don't?" Sasuke managed to give a half smirk, after peeling his eyes off of his father due to the older man's suspicious behaviour, and made a show of throwing his arms around his boyfriend.

"Mes excuses, ma petite chou. Let me make it up to you."

"I'm a boy so use the right inflection, twat." Naruto slightly pushed his taller boyfriend away by the shoulders."

"I didn't know losers like you understood French. Pardonne-moi."

"Va te foutre."

Sasuke grinned. "I'd rather do that to you."

"Embrasser mon ane."

"I do that so often." Sasuke planted kisses on his lover's neck and face. Naruto pulled Sasuke's face directly in front of his and connected their lips.

After a few seconds Fugaku cleared his throat. "I'm still in the room boys."

Naruto and Kyuubi broke away from their loves, and ran back over to the Uchiha patron. They both kissed him on opposite cheeks at the same time, Kyuubi telling him he couldn't feel left out anymore. The three of them began laughing again.

Sasuke felt his left eye twitch. Maybe he had walked into an alternate reality this morning when he set foot out of his room.

Naruto and Kyuubi both stood up from over his father at the same time.

Itachi was the first to crack at what he saw. "What the hell are the two of you wearing?"

Sasuke focused his attention away from his smiling father and onto the clothes his boyfriend and Kyuubi were wearing. How he didn't see it before, he would never know.

They had on matching outfits, in the style of a sexy Santa. Red short-shorts (white trim surrounding the leg holes), red long sleeved jackets (with the same trim down the front and around the collar and sleeves), red and white candy-cane striped stockings and, of course, the traditional red Santa hat avec trim. They also had a thick black belt around their waists and flat black ankle boots.

"Hello! Its Christmas tomorrow! Naru-chan and I always celebrate Christmas with a party. It's gonna be here, since Fugaku, er, agreed to let us host at your place. Tonight. And I picked both your outfits." Kyuubi, Naruto and Fugaku all exchanged looks and laughed again.

Sasuke for the second time in his life saw his brother become fish mouthed, so he jumped in. "I expect you won't be wearing that tonight then Naruto. I don't want anyone looking at you the way I do. You too, Kyuubi. He's having a moment but I doubt Itachi wants you to wear that in front of other people."

"Oh Kami-sama no! The hell we're wearing this in front of the people we invited! I just like how we look in these outfits."

Itachi sighed and pressed his right index finger into the middle of his temple, and kneaded the skin. "I'm not sure what the point of me being homosexual is, if you wear feminine clothes all the time Kyuubi."

Kyuubi grinned and blew a kiss in his boyfriend's direction. "Because I look super hot in anything that touches my skin and you absolutely love anything I put on."

"Yes. Yes we do." With that Itachi sighed once more and walked over to a seat at the table, where Naruto, who had gotten up to pour more coffee, pressed a cup into his hands.

Naruto motioned for Sasuke to do the same. Sasuke sat down in Naruto's recently vacated seat. "Okay, we have a little business to discuss before our Christmas party tonight." Naruto took one look at where Sasuke sat down, shrugged his shoulders and sat on Sasuke's lap, placing his elbows on the table, and his head on the backs of his hands A habit he most likely picked up from his boyfriend no doubt.

Fugaku pushed his empty plate to the side and copied the blonde. "Naruto is correct. Itachi, Sasuke. We have some recalculations to calibrate for the company. Danzo will not stop until he destroys your great-grandfather's company, so I thank both of you for your hard work up until this point. Danzo has been forcing my hand these last few weeks, but after…"

Sasuke cut his father off. "What are you talking about father? What do you mean he forced your hand? Into what exactly?"

"Sasuke, I didn't want to tell you this, but Danzo was about to force me into a position, one that I could only get out of by selling the company. Itachi has been doing some underground reports on them for weeks now, and finally found out why Danzo told me that if you were involved with Naruto he would force me to sell to him. Danzo, even though he is on the corporation's board, owns another company. Anbu Root. Root has been slowly infiltrating our company for a few years now, but they ran into some trouble about three years ago. Another company seemingly out of nowhere began to dissipate the foundation members of the business. Root lost their two vice presidents last year. One of them was in a terrible accident and the other; I believe works at one of Naruto's clubs. Sai, I believe his name was."

Naruto sighed and got off of Sasuke's lap. He walked over to the island chairs and began spinning around in them slowly.

Fugaku continued. "The Namikaze Association has a core of three different groups. The first is its namesake, Namikaze Incorporated. The second is in the medical field alongside our own, the Rinnegan fleet and the third is an underground group. The Konohagakure elite, Anbu Black Ops. Danzo desperately needed the last group to merge with his Root, in order for him to be able to take over at Uchiha Co, or at the Mangekyo Sharingan medical institution. Danzo has enough sway, in order to take down Sharingan, but since the Namikaze heir just signed a series of paperwork, rinnegan and Sharingan have become one as of today. Thanks to him, there is no longer any reason to give in to Danzo's wishes."

"But I don't understand what Naruto had to do with this closing father.

Fugaku paused, looking at the blonde, but Itachi took over. "Naruto's extended family is great, but the Uzumaki's are not known in the business world. That is precisely why Naruto's father chose Naruto's mother's maiden name for him to bear until he turned 21. Then he can inherit on the start of the New Year if he so wanted. His grandfather, Jiraiya is in charge of running it right now, and is actually his godfather, Naruto's only guardian."

Fugaku cleared his throat. "But Lady Tsunade is in charge of the Rinnegan fleet, and she does the paperwork and the aboveground items, for the other two groups. As opposed to the things Jiraiya takes care of."

"But shouldn't the company go to Kyuubi? He is the elder brother, is he not?" Sasuke asked.

"Nope." Kyuubi shook his head at Sasuke.

"Kyuubi isn't my brother, at least by my parents. I'm an only child."

Sasuke whipped around to face Naruto, who had been spinning slowly in his chair at the island, but stopped to look straight at Sasuke.

"Kyu-nii's my cousin, my mother's older sister's only son. But he's as good as my flesh and blood brother. We look so similar. My aunt died giving birth to him, so my mother took care of him even though she was so young. My dad loved Kyu like he was his own and adopted him. Only thing is, he can't inherit my father's company since he isn't a Namikaze by blood. But being an Uzumaki, he still gets whatever was there from his mother. And he, our mysterious uncle Nagato and myself split the three companies. I have the Uzumakis' theatres, for my outreach programs, Uncle Nagato has Akatsuki, I don't know what they do, and I think Kyuubi will have to run Whirlpool Accommodations since there are not two of me." Naruto folded his legs under his body, rested his head in the palm of his hand, and looked as if he were thinking through something important. Or ramen, if Sasuke knew his blonde as well as he did.

"I'm starved." 'So well.'

Kyuubi sighed. "So much work. Anyway, he needed to merge with a backer, so that father's company would remain safe and uncorrupted by everything. Tsunade baa-chan is the acting president right now, but she will "resign" soon, so he would need a company like your father to help him."

Sasuke glared a little at Naruto. "So you decided to be with me so you could use my connections?" Sasuke was a little hurt that Naruto had used him like that. And, if truth be told, he was also extremely impressed that the blonde did.

"No no no! It's not like that S'uke! I didn't even know who you really were until three hours ago when your father told me exactly what your company is! Promise!" Naruto jumped from his seat and rushed to kneel in front of Sasuke.

"Dobe, what are you doing? Get off of your knees like that." Sasuke tried to pull the blonde up by his elbow.

"But Saaaaasukeeeeee! You loooove it when I'm on my knees like this in front of you! You told me its one of your favourite ways to see me, and it eventually leads to the best way I can come up with to show you how sooooooooorry I am for even making you think I deceived you!" Naruto pouted and "innocently" placed his chin on Sasuke's thigh. His blue eyes big, round and wet as he peered up at Sasuke.

Sasuke felt his cheeks heat up.

Little Sasuke throbbed and nearly broke out of the silk pants to greet the tearful man.

Itachi, Kyuubi and Fugaku all snorted behind their fists. His cheeks warmed a little more.

"Okay Dobe, I believe you. Now get up and act your age." Sasuke said through clenched teeth at a now grinning Naruto. 'Hard on. Hard on. Hard on. . Erection. Erection. Fuck him.' Sasuke's conscience really needed to learn what was appropriate and when. Sasuke had to almost manually beat his libido into submission. If his cheeks got any redder he'd become a tomato.

"Yay! I win!"

"Yes Naruto but you don't have to act like a child about it." Sasuke helped Naruto to his feet.

"Yes asshole, I shall not rub it into your face."

"Only one of us rubs any asshole onto the other's face around here." (On this Kyuubi clapped a hand over his mouth to stifle the bark of laughter that threatened to come out, and Itachi and Fugaku smirked (in pride)).

"Yes, and next time you're down there, you may have to honour of kissing my asshole, asshole."

"You are such a child sometimes."

"That would make you a pedophile."

"Dobe."

"Teme!"

Fugaku startled the pair when he began to laugh hysterically.

"Aniki, I think we should call either the doctor or the cops, because I'm not sure if Father is alright, if that is our father." Sasuke stared strangely at the man he had never seen laugh in his whole life.

"You two remind me of two men about your age a long time ago." Fugaku got up and walked out of the room, motioning for Sasuke and Naruto to follow him. Itachi and Kyuubi at some point during Fugaku's departure got caught up in each other's arms and throats to notice the other two leaving.

Sasuke and Naruto walked several paces behind the older man, mainly because Sasuke was still unsure if the older man was a professional impersonator recently released from an insane asylum.

Fugaku led the two young men into his home office. Walking behind the desk, he pushed three separate pictures of Sasuke, then Itachi and then his late wife over, respectively. Causing the largest picture of their family portrait when Sasuke was five years old to flip up and reveal a button. The Uchiha patron pushed said button, which made the authentic Japanese water scroll on the wall to slide up…somewhere. A switch was revealed and when Fugaku flicked it up, the fireplace behind his desk slid to the left and out of sight, revealing a doorway. The man walked through it.

Naruto could barely contain his glee. "What. The. FUCK ME... IN THE ASS... LIKE A BITCH... IN HEAT! That was possibly the coolest freaking shit I've ever seen, EVER!" Naruto turned to Sasuke. "Sas, when we live together, which let's face it, will be pretty soon, we WILL have one of those built in."

Sasuke found that his respect for his father returned instantaneously. He had to agree with Naruto on all three accounts, four if he counted the very first request. 'Which naturally I do.' Sasuke mentally bumped fists with his conscience.

"Are you going to stand out there all day? Or were you coming in before my 80th birthday?" Fugaku called impatiently.

Naruto sped through the passageway, as if expecting it to suddenly close on him, or shoot arrows at him. Sasuke calmly walked into the room on the other side of the door (uncrushed and arrow-free might he add).

The room was surprisingly large, holding a grand piano, a soft-looking red couch and blank wall with a projector system pointing at it. Above the fireplace, on the other side of the room, hung three framed photographs.

Naruto was standing in the middle of the room crying. It certainly was a 180 degree turn from the excited blonde not 30 seconds prior. Sasuke immediately rushed to his side.

"What's wrong Naru? Are you okay? What happened?"

"That's my mom and dad."

"What?"

Naruto, too overcome with emotions simply pointed to the framed portraits. Sasuke noticed the middle one first. It showed four people. Two of whom Sasuke recognized as his own father and mother? And two other people who could only be Naruto's parents. The woman sitting next to his mother had red hair, as red as a setting sun, or the colour of leaves in late autumn, much like Kyuubi's. She was absolutely gorgeous, with her long hair, beautiful complexion and smiling green eyes. The man standing above her was the mirror image of Naruto. He had the same hair, the same eyes, and the same smile. The only noticeable differences between the two were the scars upon his Naruto's cheeks. He had his right arm around the younger looking portrait Fugaku, and his left hand on his wife's shoulder. The red haired lady had her left hand atop the blond man's and her right hand was clasped in Sasuke's mother's. Fugaku was mirroring the blond's actions to his own wife.

"Father, how did you…"

"We were very beautiful back then, were we not? The four of us were best friends, are, best friends." Fugaku turned away from his position right underneath the portraits. His eyes rimmed with red. "Sasuke, your mother was best friends with Naruto's mother. Ah." He paused and let out a small chuckle. "You couldn't have Mikuzu and Kushina apart for more than a day without Kushina attempting to commit murder on someone." Fugaku nodded to the portrait that hung on the left side of the larger middle one.

The two women were very pregnant in it. Sasuke looked at his own mother's face. Mikuzu was an exceptional beauty. She looked, in every sense of the word, perfect. She had pretty black hair, and dark, but still bright eyes. Her skin bore no blemishes and she had an honest quality about her. In the photograph she was holding her stomach with both hands and looking down at Kushina's stomach smiling. Kushina on the other hand, had one arm linked through Mikuzu's and had place that same hand on her own stomach, and the other hand was fanning her face, which had tears coming out of her eyes. Her eyes were closed and she was laughing. They were, Sasuke loathed to admit even to himself, ridiculously adorable.

"Sasuke, that's us in there." Naruto grabbed three of Sasuke's fingers in his hand and squeezed it. Naruto let out a funny little noise that was a cross of a choked sob and a burst of laughter. He had tear rolling out of his eyes, but he was grinning like no other. Sasuke remembered that Naruto never got to meet his parents, so seeing a picture of his mother with him (even if he wasn't born as yet) had to have been very special.

"Naruto-kun. I've knew Kushina for a great number of years. The day your father came and told me he had gotten your mother pregnant with you must have been the happiest day of both of their lives. Well, also for my Mikuzu. She was already with Sasuke. Just another thing the two had in common. But you my dear boy were the rowdiest of fetuses. You kicked and squirmed all the time, according to Minato, unless Kushina was in the same room as Mikuzu. And even then they had to be on the same piece of furniture, or touching stomachs, or some other unusual female bonding ritual." Fugaku walked to the couch and sat down.

Naruto looked at the older man in confusion. "Mom had to be in the same room as Mikuzu-san?"

"She was, as you know, very pregnant with Sasuke. Either you liked Mikuzu's presence, or you needed to touch with Sasuke. I remember them saying that the two of you only calmed down when together."

Sasuke smirked. "Hey Dobe. You've clearly needed me to with you, even way back then." He wiped the stray tears left falling down the blonde's face.

Naruto pouted and swatted his hands away playfully.

"Not so fast Sasuke." Fugaku smirked now. "I distinctly recall Mikuzu mentioning your too persistently-and-precisely-timed-to-be-random kicks to her organs every time Kushina called her, and/or walked into the room." He laughed (but covered the noise with a cough). "In fact when the two of the women were apart, you rose more hell than Naruto did if Kushina stayed away too long."

Naruto grinned. "Aha Sasuke! I knew we couldn't be apart for long periods of time! Now you're stuck with me forever!" Naruto pulled Sasuke's head down in order to plant a kiss on his cheek.

"Sasuke, you were born a week after that photo. Oh what an angry Kushina I had to put up with." Fugaku smiled at the memory. "She blamed me for Sasuke's on time birth. She wanted to babies to be born closer to each other. Mainly so you would stop wreaking havoc on her kidneys Naruto-kun. Even after Sasuke's birth, Kushina said you were happiest when she was holding her little Sasuke-koi."

Sasuke smiled, in spite of himself. He hugged Naruto from behind and remained like that. He kissed Naruto on his neck and snuggled into it. Naruto twisted his head and kissed the underside of Sasuke's jaw.

Fugaku smiled. "Yes you two are exactly like us."

"How so father?"

"Well you are the mirror image of your mother Sasuke. Naruto, you resemble your father. But you act like your mother Naruto. Sasuke you are more like me, than I am sometimes. Your brothers are leaning a bit more to their only maternal figures. But in every way possible, the two of you are like Minato and I."

"But Lord Fugaku, Sasuke and I aren't just best friends. We are, I-I mean we, that is to say he and I…" Naruto became flustered and tried to stutter through an explanation that wouldn't end up emabarassing him.

Sasuke would have none of that. "What Naruto means to tell you father, is that we are lovers. Dating. Boyfriends. I fuck him as much as possible, regardless of time of day. But it usually happens at night. I love him, and he loves me. I tell him so, then he tells me. And THEN we have more wild hot passionate sex. Less so recently." Sasuke pretended to fend off the steadily more embarrassed Naruto when the shorter one began hitting him on his chest and arms.

"SASUKE! You fucking retard! Who tells their father that they FUCK their lover like that. Pour l'amour de Dieu! Ficken, sie mann! I think your father figured that out! We did it on his chair for crying out loud! I was trying to explain in a better, more tactful, less OBVIOUS way! And you call ME the retard."

Fugaku broke up the yelling by bursting into a deep gut laugh. "Yes, yes. Exactly like Minato and me!" He got off the couch and began walking to the doorway.

"Without the sexual pleasure of course." Sasuke did not completely manage to avoid the bone shattering punch Naruto threw at his cheek.

Fugaku paused and looked slightly over his shoulder at the entrance to the room. And with a particularly evil smirk, he said, "Without?'" and walked out.

Lovely. This would have been up last week if not for the Hurricane! So sorry. But I did make it longer! Um, the final chapters are in the process (FINALLY) so rest assured. I will get them out soon! Fighting!