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"Sir Grodus, sir! We just received word that Mario and company have another Crystal Star!" An X-Naut came running in.
"WHAT! Where did he get it?!" Grodus demanded.
"Glitzville!"
"Glitzville? Hmph! That's nothing more than a fake."
"But there were reports that some whack job was using the real Crystal Star to power him up!"
"Heh! I'll believe it when I see it." Grodus scoffed. "Anyway, I need you to bring me the Shadow Sirens at once. I need to have a word with them."
"Yes sir, right away sir." The X-Naut said and then ran off, and a few minutes later, the Shadow Sirens appeared before him.
"Yes, Lord Grodus?" Beldam asked.
"Beldam, I have to ask you one question. What good are you? You said that you and your sisters would dispose of the Mario Bros and RWBY, yet here they are collecting Crystal Stars! Explain yourself."
"Well, you see, they were stronger than we thought. We hit a snag or two." Beldam said.
"I see, you should not have underestimated them."
"Oh, but sire, we have something that will get rid of those pests for good!"
"Good. Do not disappoint me." He warned.
"Oh, we won't disappoint you at all." Beldam smirked. "Come along, my lovelies!"
"Uh… guuuuh."
"…Mmph, fine…" Vivian grumbled as they disappeared.
"Hmm, I wonder if Beldam and Vivian had a falling out? …Eh, not my problem."
Meanwhile, with Peach…
BGM: Peach's Theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
Peach sighed. "It's official, I'm bored." She said. "These dumb X-Nauts don't let me do anything fun. At least Bowser lets me stretch my legs and wander around the castle with an escort. It's not like I'll try to escape… I mean, I've tried that before, but those Sumo Bros are crazy strong. Ugh, I really need to start working out with Daisy." She said, then sighed again. "It just came to my attention that I talk to myself when I'm bored."
"Comfey…" Lei quietly said as Peach rubbed her Pokemon's head.
"Oh, I'm sure Mario and the others are coming." Peach smiled at her, and then the doors in front of her opened up. "Ah geez, now what?" She wondered as she curiously walked over with Lei and Shurei accompanying her where they walked into TEC's room. "Alright, TEC… what do you want?"
"I'm… conflicted." TEC replied.
"A machine that's conflicted. That's a new one." Peach teased. "Let me guess, can't decide if you want to go on Boogle, Toadbook, Tweester or Lakitube?" She giggled.
"No, it's none of that. I'm conflicted because I can't decide if I want to help serve Grodus and try to help you escape."
Peach sweatdropped. "Yeesh, I was way off. But why are you conflicted on that?"
"Never mind… I need you to do something dangerous."
"What is it?"
"I need you to go speak with Grodus."
"Eh? What for?"
"It is top secret, but I need you to go speak with him."
"Yeah, about that, I don't think that'll be a good idea considering there are tons of guards going about their day!"
"Don't worry, I know of a plan." He said as the floor near them opened up and revealed a small chip. "Put that on your arm. It will be how I will go with you on this trip."
"Okay, if you say so." Peach said, putting it on her arm and then looked at her Pokemon. "Sorry about this." She said and then put them back in their Pokeballs as she walked out.
End BGM
Peach walked up to the elevator where it automatically opened up for her. "TEC, is this your doing?"
"Yes. Go in."
"Alright." Peach said as she walked in and went up a few floors until they came to a stop.
"Hold it, there's a guard walking by." TEC warned as an X-Naut walked by. "Okay. Go to the first door on the left." He said as she did so and found herself in a locker room. "Now, open up one of the lockers." He instructed as Peach opened up a locker door and found it empty, then walked to the next one and saw an X-Naut outfit.
"Do I seriously have to wear this?"
"Yes."
"But it smells so…" She gagged a bit. "Ugh!" She groaned as she went into a dressing room where she took off her dress.
BGM: Have a Nice Talk (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"Ew ew ew ew! Smells like major body odor in here! Seriously, I feel terrible for Wario's overalls! Mmph… why… won't… it… fit!"
"You may have to bend your back a bit."
"SLOUCHING?! No way, I am NOT… mmph… do I seriously have to?"
"Yes."
"Oh… Wii Fit Trainer's going to have a field day when she hears about this…" Peach complained. "Mmph! I can't stand the body odor for another second! Lei, I choose you!" Peach exclaimed, as the sound of a Pokeball opening up was heard.
"Comfey!"
"Spread your aroma on this dreadful thing!"
"Fey!"
"…TEC, I can tell you are secretly enjoying this. Shut up."
"How could you tell?"
"I swear I can hear someone snickering." Peach grumbled. "Thanks, Lei. Actually, I want you around my neck. I want to smell your pleasant aroma over this dreadful thing."
"Comf!"
"Darn… this… zipper! Agh, do I need to slouch more?! Agh! There we go. Ugh… Wii Fit Trainer's gonna kill me!" She complained as she walked out. "But I managed to get into this… somehow. I am seriously going to burn this when this is over." She said as she walked out.
A few X-Nauts were chatting things up when Peach walked by. "…Dude, do you smell perfume?"
"I do. HALT!" The other said to Peach, causing her to freeze.
Oh crap! She thought.
"Dude, why are you wearing perfume?"
"I… uh…" Peach had to think of something fast and then a lightbulb came to her. "Oh, you know, Sir Grodus said it's mandatory for us X-Nauts to wear perfume."
"Really? I didn't get the memo."
"That's because he's about to send it out and I was the first to be told about this. He said that wearing perfume will benefit and will help us defeat Mario and company once and for all. It will also help us locate the Crystal Stars faster, and it will help us get smarter!"
"…Just how DUMB do you think we are?"
Meep! Peach thought.
"Because that… is GENIUS! Why didn't we think of that?!"
"Holy crap, have we actually got dumber?"
"We need to spray ourselves with perfume right this instant! Luckily, we stole a box of perfume by accident when we meant to steal Bob-ombs!"
At a hair salon…
"So, why do you guys have Bob-ombs?" A customer asked.
"Honestly, I wish I knew, honey." The owner replied.
Back at the Fortress…
"Tell your friends! Text them, if you need to!" Peach said. "It will help us achieve… uh… whatever it is that we're doing with the Crystal Stars!"
"TO THE PERFUME BOX!"
"Wow… they cannot seriously be this dumb." Peach said. "I thought they were smarter than that."
"I… am honestly surprised as you are." TEC said as Peach walked into Grodus' place.
End BGM
Grodus sniffed the air. "…Perfume?" He wondered as he turned around.
"Hey uh, sir Grodus, dude… I was wondering… what are you planning to do with Peach?"
"That is none of your concern. Also, am I going insane or do I smell perfume?"
"Uh, it's just you." She replied. "But seriously, what's so important about Peach?"
"Just keep her locked up and don't you dare harm a hair on her. Do you understand me? She needs to be in perfect condition so we can conquer the world."
"C-Conquer the world?" TEC, you and I are going to have a long talk. She thought. "Why conquer the world? Isn't that a bit… cliche?"
"What are you babbling about?"
"I mean, you could easily take over a small portion of the world, like an island that nobody knows that exists! Or running for office as mayor or… any government office will do." She said. "Like monarchy!"
"Hmph! That's too boring. World domination is WAY better and… why are we having this discussion? Something is seriously wrong with you and I can't STAND the scent of this perfume! Where is that coming from?!"
"Uh… I'll be going now." She said and took off running.
"Wait! I demand to know what is wrong with-" Grodus went into the hallway and saw a horrific site. "WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON HERE?!" He asked, watching his minions spray perfume on themselves and on each other.
"It's your memo! We have to wear perfume in order to destroy Mario and company for good! That's what you said! It also makes us smarter and will have us locate the Crystal Stars faster!"
"I said none of that!"
"Oh no, he doesn't remember what he wrote!"
"He's gone stupid, what do we do?!"
"I know what we should do!" Lord Crump exclaimed. "Hold him down! I'll spray him with perfume!"
"Aye aye, Lord Crump!"
"Hey! HEY! What are you doing?! Back! BACK I SAY! BACK, YOU PERFUME WEARING DEMONS!" He yelled as he ran off back to his lab and shut the door, where the sounds of banging was heard from the other side. "Ugh. I'm SURROUNDED by idiots!" He complained.
Back in the locker room…
"TEC, I am VERY cross with you! You are a terrible machine!" Peach started her rant. "World domination, are you out of your mind?! That is totally cliche and you know it! I mean, it's bad enough that y'all are doing it in the first place, but why does it have to involve me?! Like, SERIOUSLY!"
In TEC's Room…
"This reminds me of what those X-Nauts were talking about that one day. What does it mean?" TEC quietly wondered as Peach kept ranting as he had himself go to Boogle and type up "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" and looked for results. "Oh… so that's what It means." He said, as Peach opened the doors.
"AND ANOTHER THING! Why was I chosen for this? Can't you have picked some other princess off of the streets? Or like, choose seven random princesses based off of classic characters no one really cares about these days? Why am I picked? Why am I so special for this so-called world domination?! Agh! I'm so angry, I can't even think straight!" She said as she walked over to his keyboard and started typing up a letter to Mario while she was still ranting. "SEND IT THIS INSTANT!" She yelled as the email was sent, but before TEC could say anything, Peach marched straight back to her room with Lei following her.
"Yikes." TEC said and then started typing. "Need to find answers on how to calm down women." He said. "Luckily, Boogle knows everything." He said, as he started searching. "Hmm, chocolate and flowers, eh? Wonder if I could combine the two…?"
Meanwhile, with Bowser…
"Oh hello, what can we do for- AIYEEEEE! BIG SCARY HUGE MONSTER WITH SOME OTHER FREAKS!" A Puni yelled.
"AND A HAG!" Another Puni yelled as they took off running.
BGM: Bowser's Theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Where do they get off calling me a hag? I'm beautiful!" Kammy said.
"That's pushing it." Kamek scoffed a bit, earning a glare from Kammy.
"Oh come on, we can't be that bad." Roman said. "We might be crooks, but we're not freaky!"
"Yeah!" Neo said via a sign.
"How dare those little punks call the King of Awesome a freak!" Bowser growled. "By the way, what were those things?"
"Those were called Punies, sire. Perhaps they know the whereabouts of the Crystal Star."
"Ah yes, very good. Time to ask questions and burn stuff later!" Bowser said as he walked forward.
"Yipe! He's so big… and… scary!"
"D-don't worry, Petuni… I'll protect you!"
Bowser walked around, checking each bush and scaring the heck out of the Punies until he walked to another bush. "Hello?"
"BEGONE!" The Elder yelled.
"ACK!"
BGM: Theme of the Punies (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"I don't know who or WHAT you are, but you do not belong in our home!" The Elder exclaimed.
"Hmph! As if we should listen to this old hag." Kammy said, and then the Elder grew huge again.
"OLD HAG?! You have no respect!"
"Yipe! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!" Kammy exclaimed.
"Just tell us where the Crystal Star is at and nobody will get stepped on!" Roman threatened. "Though, we might do that anyway."
"I'll just burn the whole tree down." Bowser suggested.
"Well, if you must know where it is, it's no longer here."
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled, though Neo had a sign ready.
"Yup. It was taken by those nice folk led by Marty-o. Though, I believe someone named Susan also helped. Or was it Suzanne…?"
"Marty-o? For crying out loud, it's Mario!" Kamek exclaimed.
"So you are looking for them too? They're already gone. Though, four nicer girls came by looking for them too. I believe their names were Joan, Nook, Zanna, and Eye Color. What a strange name for that last one."
"Those four girls? Never heard of them!" Kammy said. "Never heard of this Suzanne either!"
"Mmph! Who do I have to find in order to get proper information on the Crystal Stars?! WHO!" Bowser demanded.
End BGM
With JNPR…
"Alright, here we are." Jaune said as they arrived on the Strudel Continent. "Plumpbelly Village should be close by." He said as they started walking/floating as they made it toward the village without any interruption, but as they did… something felt off.
BGM: Lavender Town (Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee)
"Does the air feel tense here or is it just me?" Ren asked.
"Aside from my hatred for Jaune? Yes." Blooey said.
You have GOT to let that go. Pyrrha thought. "I think we need to ask around." She said as they did so.
"Ah, travelers!" A red Bob-omb came up to them. "You guys came at a perilous time."
"How so?" Pyrrha asked.
"Well, I think you need to ask the mayor for more information." He said. "I'm not much of a good explainer, but what can you do. Though, judging by your attire, you look like warriors so maybe you can help us! Also… shouldn't Bloopers be white like that Boo next to you?"
"Yeah, I should be. We're all a little disappointed right now!" Blooey exclaimed, glaring at Jaune as the Bob-omb sweatdropped.
"I see… anyway, the name's Jerry!" He said. "What are yours?" He asked as they introduced themselves. "Nice! Anyway, the mayor's house is this way." He said as he guided them to the mayor's office where he was sobbing in agony.
"It's just not right! Curse that Hizza! Why!" He cried and then saw the others coming in. "Oh… uh, you didn't hear me crying, did you?" He asked. "Sorry, I'm terribly distraught." He said.
"What for?" Nora asked.
"You see, our village has been terrorized for a long time from this monster known as Hizza. For months, young maidens have to go dressed in brides as sacrifices to this wicked beast! And just my luck, my own daughter has to dress up in a gown to be a sacrifice! It's just not fair!"
"Perhaps we can go in her stead." Ren said.
"That's nice, but only one bridesmaid can go at a time."
"Then I guess one of us will have to be the sacrifice." Pyrrha said.
"Oh no! I'm not letting you be the sacrifice." Jaune protested. "I'm not going to let you become this monster chow!"
Pyrrha looked at Jaune in surprise. "Jaune…" She quietly said, blushing.
"Alright, so I'll go instead!" Nora said.
"Nope, I'm not letting my team become brides and sacrifice themselves to this horrid beast!" Jaune said. "If anything, I should go!"
"…You do realize you volunteered yourself to become a bride, right?" Ren asked.
"Of course I did!" Jaune said, and then it dawned on him. "…Wait, what?"
"That's brilliant! Tricking the beast into thinking you're a maiden when you're actually a boy! That'll put Hizza through a loop!" He said. "I'll go get our best tailors!"
"W-wait, time out! Let me rephrase what I said!"
But it fell on deaf ears.
End BGM
A few minutes later…
"This feels like deja vu." Ren said. "He was wearing a bride's outfit and you were wearing a tuxedo."
"We did look cute, didn't we?" Pyrrha blushed, and then a woman came out.
"He's ready~!" She said with a giggle, as Jaune came out wearing a wedding dress, complete with make up!
"…This would be less humiliating without the makeup." Jaune said, unaware of Pyrrha and Nora staring at Jaune, both of them having hearts over their eyes, Booniper was cackling, Ren took a picture, Blooey was rolling on the ground and pounding on the floor while laughing hysterically, while Jerry looked absolutely horrified.
"I have seen things that I wish I could unsee…" Jerry quietly said.
"THIS IS PRICELESS! AHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BREATHE!" Blooey exclaimed.
"You look like a cute bride!" Pyrrha teased.
"Lookin' hot!" Nora exclaimed.
"If Cardin could see me now, he'd never let me hear the end of it… actually, no, Saphron would never let me hear the end of it." Jaune groaned. "Let's just get this over with." He said as they walked ahead, with Jaune tripping over his high heels. "Agh, how do you walk in these things?!"
Several tripping and falling fails later…
"Well, we're here." Jaune said.
"Good luck!" Nora said.
"And don't die on us! I can't make fun of you if you're dead!" Blooey said as Jaune walked in, as Blooey turned to Jerry who was in a daze. "You alright?"
"I have seen things that I can't unsee…"
"Dude, you're weird."
"I feel like I should go with him." Pyrrha quietly said.
"Follow him inside. Your bride is waiting for you." Nora said cheekily, and then Ren pounded her on the head. "OW!"
"Behave." He lightly scolded as Pyrrha snuck in.
Jaune, meanwhile, fought off several enemies with little resistance, mostly because they were all making fun of him and laughing. Even a few Grimm were laughing themselves sick over this. "Yeah yeah, laugh it up!" Jaune grumbled as he soon made his way to the lair.
"Ah! Looksssss like we have an offering!"
"Yessss, it lookssss like we do, brother."
Jaune jawdropped at what he saw. A huge two headed snake, with the other head acting as the tail. "Oh… that's a new one." He said.
"What isssss your name, young lady?"
Come on, what's a good female name for me? Jaune thought. "Uh… Joan of Arc?" Ugh, who names their kid that?
"Well, Joan of Arc, I think it issss time for you to dine with usssss!"
"Yessss, and the main courssssse, isssss you!"
"Hmph, not on your life!" He said, pulling out his sword and shield.
"Look, brother! She wishesssss to fight usssss."
"Yessss, a bold one! Ssssstupid, but bold."
"Do you really think you can defeat usssss? We would like to sssssee you try!"
"Way ahead of you!" Jaune said. As soon as I defeat these two, I can take off this stupid dress!
BGM: The 13th Struggle (Kingdom Hearts II)
Hizza launched fireballs out of their two mouths, where Jaune quickly blocked with his shield as he tried to run toward the gigantic snake heads, but since the guy was running with high heels, he unfortunately twisted his ankle and fell over. "Agh!"
"Down goessss the maiden. Thissss fight is already over!"
"Time to chow down!"
However, before they could eat him, a spear was thrown at them, hitting one in the eye as it cried out in agony. "WHO DARESSSS?!"
"Don't worry, Jaune! I'll keep them distracted!" Pyrrha called out.
"Pyrrha!" Jaune smiled with relief.
"An intruder daressss to barge in our ritual?!"
"We should make an exxxample out of the townssssfolk!"
"Firssst, we'll deal with thesssse two!"
Jaune looked to Pyrrha as they both nodded as Jaune got back up, pulling out a Super Mushroom and eating it to heal up his ankle as he got back up, and then he kicked off the high heels. "Agh, forget those things!" He said as he ran toward the beast as one head tried to bite down on Jaune but he dodged and swung at him to keep him at bay while the other was busy with Pyrrha, but she had the spear return to her while she threw her shield to knock the head back.
Hizza lunged for Jaune, but he jumped back in time and climbed on top of him while Hizza got back up. "Where did you go?" He asked as Jaune got to the top of his head as he pulled his sword up.
"Begone, vile beast!" He exclaimed as he impaled Hizza on the head, alerting the other snake head after a loud hiss in pain.
"You!" The Snake Head exclaimed as he lunged for Jaune but he jumped back a bit, where the snake head bit the other by accident. "…Ah dawn…" He groaned with his mouth full, where both snakes have been defeated.
End BGM
"We did it!" Jaune exclaimed, and then suddenly, Hizza lit up and exploded, sending Jaune flying away with him screaming.
"I got you!" Pyrrha exclaimed, catching her teammate bridal style.
"Phew, thanks for that." Jaune said.
"You're welcome." Pyrrha said, and then smiled cheekily. "You know, hopefully I can be in your arms when we get married."
"Yeah, I hope the roles cha-wait, what did you say?" Jaune asked.
Pyrrha blushed. "Nothing!" She quickly said. "Don't worry about it." She said as both of them staring at each other's eyes for a long time, both of them blushing as both of them leaned in closer.
"Geez! Get a room, you two!" Nora's voice interrupted them.
"Eep!" Pyrrha exclaimed in surprise, accidentally dropping Jaune.
"OOOF!"
"Nora, you startled me!" Pyrrha exclaimed.
"Ow…" Jaune groaned as Pyrrha realized what she did.
"I'm sorry!"
Back at the village…
BGM: Mario Bros' Home (Paper Mario)
"You did it! This village is now safe from Hizza!" The mayor cried out in joy. "…Excuse me, Jaune, why are you rubbing your butt?"
"It's, ow… a long story." Jaune, back to his normal self, groaned while Pyrrha looked embarrassed.
My ship WILL come true! Nora thought.
"I see… now that the beast is spared, I was wondering if you, Jaune, will take my daughter's hand in marriage." He said.
"Uh…" Jaune said, staring at the beautiful lady in front of her. "Well, I… uh…"
"As much as we'd like that, we'd have somewhere else to be at the moment." Nora said, interrupting them.
"Oh, in that case, take this with you." He said, handing them a piece of the Marvelous Compass. "It's the least we could do."
"Got it." Ren nodded as they put the piece in the compass.
"Please… come save me…"
"Did anyone hear that?" Jaune asked as his team nodded as the Marvelous Compass showed off the next location. "Circuit Break Island?"
"Well, now we know where to go next. Let's go!" Pyrrha said with Jaune nodding.
"See ya!" Jaune waved as they all walked off.
"Ten coins that those two will start dating, get married and have kids." Nora said.
"I don't make bets, Nora." Ren said.
"It's a deal!" Nora smirked, completely mishearing what Ren said.
"Guess it is." He sighed as they walked off with Jerry looking at them walk off.
"There is NO way that I will allow the whole world to see Jaune in a wedding dress." He said. "It is my mission to not have anyone be scarred for life. WAIT FOR ME!" He said as he took off.
End BGM
With JINX…
BGM: Boggly Woods (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)
"Hello, anyone home?" Jade asked, knocking on the door of Flurrie's house.
"I swear, I feel like someone just said my name wrong." Iris said.
"Why are you worried about that?" Xena asked.
"I dunno, just a hunch that I have." Iris said.
"I don't think anyone's home." Nyx said.
"Well, I guess we should go tell that Elder that no one's home." Xena said. "I mean, I don't want to break into someone's home."
"Yeah, let's go." Jade said as they started to walk back when they saw something shiny appear in the sky. "Hmm?"
"What's that?" Xena wondered.
"It looks like a comet or something." Nyx said. "…And it looks like it's heading right for-"
CRASH!
"The Boggly Tree." Nyx winced.
"Come on, let's investigate!" Jade said as they took off.
At the crash site…
"Ooogh… what just hit me…?" Bowser wondered, rubbing his head, unaware that his son smacked him on the head.
"Sire, are you okay?" Kamek asked. "…Wait a minute, Junior?"
"Ugh…" Junior groaned.
"What's the young prince doing here?" Kammy wondered as they saw JINX coming toward them. "Oh, it's those girls."
"And what are THEY doing here?" Kamek wondered as Bowser snapped out of it.
"Blegh, what happened?" He wondered. "…Wait, JINX? Junior? Can someone tell me what happened!"
"We've been looking all over for someone! We need to warn you!" Jade said.
"Can't it wait?" Roman asked as Bowser knelt down beside his son.
"Junior! Why are you hurt? Did a Chain Chomp smack you? Did you catch King Bob-omb at a bad time?" He asked, unaware of Xena clenching her fists and trying to breathe. "Did the castle explode?"
"M-Ma… Mario… G-Glitzville…"
Bowser's eyes widened. "Mario did this to you?!" He asked, clenching his fists. "MAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOO!" He roared loudly as he ran off, knocking the girls down.
"Wait, your nastiness! We don't know all the details!" Kamek exclaimed as he ran after him while Kammy put up a healing spell on Junior.
"Can you keep an eye on the young prince while we deal with His Angriness?" Kammy asked and flew off with Roman and Neo following, and conjured up a barrier. "That will last until Junior has fully recovered!" He said and then took off.
"…Ow…" Nyx groaned. "Is everyone okay?"
"Yo…" Black Yoshi gave her the thumbs up.
"I'm okay… just got the wind knocked out of me." Jade groaned.
"I'm alright…" Xena said.
"I've been through worse… though, now I'm hungry." Iris grumbled.
"Did she just say a barrier?" Nyx asked as she saw a barrier in front of them and saw it surrounded the Boggly Tree. Luckily, it was providing Oxygen. "…Oh great…"
"Guess we're stuck here until His Highness recovers." Jade said.
"Man, what did we get ourselves into?" Xena wondered as they sighed, while listening to Bowser roaring in the distance.
Game and Watch... what have they done to you... huh? Oh! Hello there!
Hard to believe that KH3 is releasing in seven days. (Why hello there Saix!) Aaaand the leaks are already showing up on YouTube. Fantastic. I did try to get away from them but there was one in particular that I absolutely HAD to see. That would be none other than Elsa singing Let it Go. (What? I'm a huge sucker for that song. Frozen IS one of my favorite Disney movies, after all. Though, nothing will top Mulan. NOTHING!) and another one involving Vanitas in Monstropolis. (I'm not going to reveal what it is unless you already saw it.)
That being said, I am most likely going to watch the whole thing on YouTube. Watching KH3 on YouTube because you don't have an Xbox One or a PS4 squad, sound off!
Oh, and there's a Nindies thing going on tomorrow if you're into that kind of thing.