Valkyrie was on her way to Gordons mansion, she was walking over black-ice and she had slipped several times.
Valkyrie got to the gates of Gordons mansion and made her way up the slight hill, she found it very hard to keep her balance.
She slipped.
She put her hands out infront of her and they hit the cold hard ice, she let herself flop down onto her belly and then skidded from halfway up the hill to the bottom of it, she groaned.
She put her face on the wet ice and shivered.
Tanith pulled up on her motorbike, there was a schreech of tyres and then she confidently skidded the back wheel to the pavement, kicking up a shower of water and slush and ice.
Tanith got off the bike and walked to the gate and saw Valkyrie lying on the floor,
"Need help Val?" Tanith asked as she walked with ease towards Valkyrie.
"No... I'm good." She mumbled.
Tanith carried on to the front door which was locked but Tanith had her own key and knew the code for the alarm.
Valkyrie stood up and tried again to walk to the front door, she slipped again and failed.
Fletcher walked up the pathway, he had his ipod in and his head was raised, he didnt see Valkyrie so he fell ontop of her, she blushed. Fletcher took one headphone out of his ear.
"Oh, hey, what you doing?" He asked.
"Being squished by a hedgehog headed moron!" She snapped.
"Oh, sorry."
He got up and moved along.
Ghastly pulled up in his van.
"You need help?" he asked as he walked by.
"No, im fine..."
"Okay then, if you need help shout."
Valkyrie nodded and put her head down on the ice again.
A few minutes later the Bentley pulled up at the gates.
Skulduggery got out of the car and walked towards Valkyrie.
"How's the weather down there?" he shouted.
"I'm not deaf! And its bloody FREEZING!" she retorted.
"Need help?"
"No, im good."
Skulduggery started unwrapping his scarf as he headed to the front door.
2 hours later
Valkyrie tried to get up, she managed and began to climb for the umpteenth time.
She got to a thick patch of black ice and she had to walk faster,
she walked faster and faster and faster, it was like a cartoon, no matter how fast she ran she wouldn't go anywhere.
She sighed in frustration and let herself fall.
Skulduggery, Ghastly, Tanith and Fletcher chuckled as they watched her from the window.
5 minutes later
"You need help?" Skulduggery called out from the front door.
"If you wouldnt mind..." she mumbled.
Skulduggery walked towards her and when he got to her he bent down and scooped her up.
"My GOD! YOUR BLOODY FREEZING!" Skulduggery exclaimed.
"That happens when you get stuck in snow for ages..." she muttered. He began to walk with her to the door.
"No, Valkyrie, that happens when YOU get stuck in the snow for ages, we all got to the house fine..." he gestured to the window.
"Shut up."
"I dont want to shut up."
"I said shut up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"YES!"
"No."
"Just shut up! Or else i'll get the biggest ruddy dog you have EVER seen and tell him to dig a hole and burry you in it!"
"Empty threats again..."
"It's not an empty threat..."
"Oh really?"
"Yes REALLY!"
"I dont see any dogs around here..."
"Shut up."
"No. You look like a hamster."
"Ugh..."
"I win! I'll call you... Hammy."
"You do not win! I like Hammy, Hammy sounds cute."
"Okay shut up..."
"No..."
"Yes."
"You are an 'abomination'!" she said to him mimiking Baron Vengeous.
"And an excuisite one at that."
"Ugh..."
"I win."
"Shush!"
"No."
"If I give Hammy some cheese will she shut up?"
"No."
"Does Hammy want some cheese?"
"Hammy wants to beat you up!"
"Hammy is a rowdy Hamster."
"Yes, a very cute rowdy hamster."
They reached the front door and he put her down.
"Thanks." she said and hugged him.
"Your welcome Hammy."
Valkyrie smiled. She turned around and tripped over the doormat.
Everyone came to the doormat, took one look at her and laughed.

My next chappie will be about Green Cheese... dont ask... xx