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-This is a line. Call her Suzerain.-

Summer. I love this time of year. I get dates with cute girls. And they enjoy their time with me. And I like them. But they only like to go out once... then I'm invisible to them, which SUCKS majorly.

Marie, a girl from Belgium, is my date today. We agreed to meet at an amusement park, which is where I head off to.

-Maria fucking SUCKS BALLS!-

I text Yong Soo, and Tony. I need to tell somebody. Arthur went somewhere (against his will) with Francis, Matthew is out with some chick, and Peter was hanging out with a boy from his class.

I didn't get a reply from either of them, then I remembered that Tony went home for the summer, and wouldn't be back till next school year, and Yong Soo was grounded from his phone.

So I called the only other person I could think of.

"Ало?" The voice asked.

"Ivan?"

"Alfred? What's wrong?" He asked, sounding worried.

"Maria was cheating on me. I broke up with her. Come over and cheer me up."

"Where do you live? I'll be there as soon as I can."

I gave him my address, and curled up on the couch. About half an hour later, there's a knock on the door. I slowly get up and open it. Ivan is out of breath, and he looks worried.

"I'm sorry it took so long, Любовь. I missed the turn three times."

I smiled a little at that. Who knew Ivan could make such an error?

"what is ' Любовь'?"

"nothing important..."

"Ivan?"

"What? It's not relevant to the issue at hand."

I remembered the issue, and started crying.

Ivan came in and closed the door behind him before hugging me and humming a Russian tune. It calmed me down a lot.

-Matthew needs love!-

Marie ditched me. She had brought a friend, who stayed, and ditched me for some other guy.

"Hey, Matthew?" The red eyed German asked.

"Yes Gilbert?"

"Lets go to the Ferris wheel."

"Okay."

We get on the ride, and HE STARTS TO FUCKING ROCK THE BENCH!

I hate him right now. This is one of those old Ferris wheels with the bench seats and the little metal bar that is the only thing that keeps you from certain DEATH.

"GILBERT! STOP!" I shriek in a manly voice, hugging him.

"Give me a kiss."

"WHAT?"

"Kiss me. I'll stop."

"NO! STOP ANYWAY!"

"No kiss, no stop."

I decide that I love life, so I kiss him softly on the lips. He stops the swinging. After a while, he starts the rocking again.

"GILBERT!"

"I want a better kiss this time."

"GILBERT!"

"Kiss."

"FINE!"

I kiss him. It's more prolonged than the last one, and he wraps his arms around me, pulling me closer. I let out a muffled squeak in surprise when he licked my lower lip. Then he pulled away.

I look at him with an embarrassed look on my face.

"Aww... Did the Canadian get a boner?" He asked, giving me his trademark smirk. "My awesomeness turned you on, ja?"

I turned really red. "I hate you right now, Gilbert Beillschmidt."

"Ja, ja. I get that a lot. But right now, you want me more than anything, Ja?"

I look away with a mumbled "Yes."

-don't judge my smut. I'm an ametuer.-

How I ended up kissing Ivan, I don't know. All I know is right now, his skin feels really good. Our clothes are on the floor, and Ivan is on top of me in his boxers. He pulls my pants off, and raises an eyebrow at my boxers.

"Captain Planet?"

"Yes. Don't judge me." I say, pulling his face back to mine for another heavy make-out session.

His hands travel over my body, and rest on my hips. His lips move from mine to my collarbone, and from there to my chest. I whimpered as his kisses trailed down to the waistband of my awesome Captain Planet boxers. Soon they join the rest of our clothes on the living room floor.

I moan softly as I feel a tongue lick the end of my length, the cry out as the whole thing was practically swallowed by Ivan. I tried to buck into his mouth, forgot about his hands on my hips, holding me down, and groaned in mild frustration.

It didn't take long for me to reach my climax. I wanted to cry in embarrassment at the fact that I came in his mouth. But he seemed to enjoy it, though he let some of it out onto his hand.

He leaned forward and kissed me deeply. Then I felt something pressing against my entrance. I jumped in mild surprise, then realized what he was using my cum for. I felt my face burn as his lips went to my neck again, and his finger entered me. It kinda hurt at first, but I soon got used to it. Then Ivan added a second finger, and I gasped softly. It was slightly uncomfortable, and kinda more painful than the last one.

Then he pushed a third finger in me. I whimpered at the pain.

"Are you okay, Любовь? Should I stop?" Ivan asked.

I shook my head in protest. If he stopped now, I would get awkward around him, and I don't want to avoid him.

"Just... try to relax. That should help, Любовь."

I nod and force myself to relax. After a few minutes, I'm pushing down to meet his fingers and he moves them in and out of me. I whine as he removes them, then he's on top of me. I feel something lager than his fingers at my newly stretched entrance, and I blush heavily.

"are you ready?" Ivan whispered in my ear, voice husky with lust.

"Да." I moan.

He pushed inside of me quickly, and I screamed at the sudden pain; it burned. Ivan held still, holding me close to him, kissing my tears away, trying to calm me down enough to get my thoughts into place.

"Do you want me to stop?"

"No... I- I'm fine..." I pant. "Just... move..."

"я тебя люблю."

I saw white once the pain turned into pleasure. All thoughts flew away, as well as any processing of memories.

-This is France's friend again. She says HELLEW!-

I wake up with my head on Gilbert's chest. I don't know exactly where we are, but I know we didn't leave town. I feel him shift, and the next thing I know, his arms are around me, and he buried his face in my hair. I look up at him.

"Guten morgan, Matthew."

"Wait, morning?"

"Nein. Not morning. Evening. When is your brother expecting you home?"

"10-ish?" I say. "At least, I think that was the agreement."

"Then I'd best be getting you home then. It's almost 9:00."

"Okay... Hey... Do you want to go out again sometime?"

"Anytime. I'm almost always free." He said, giving me his cellphone number.

We quickly dress, and get into his car and drive off.

-this goes back to the main pairing.-

The front door opens and Arthur announces his arrival. I sit upright suddenly and look at Ivan. He's fully clothed. I look at myself. I'm fully clothed. I look and Ivan quizzically. Then I understood. He made sure we were decent for when my brothers came home. I leaned on him again.

"Alfred?" Arthur said, coming into the living room. " Oh... Hello... Should I leave you two alone?"

"Nah. He's just warm." I say, looking at the... My Russian. That is the moment I realized that I honestly didn't care about Maria. "On second thought... Maybe for a few minutes?" I look at my older brother. He nods and leaves the room.

I turn to Ivan. "я тебя люблю, Ivan." I say.

He turns red. "What do you mean by that? You don't even know what it means."

" It must be important if I'm the only person you say it to."

"But you don't randomly blurt out things like that, Alfred!" He said.

"And why not, Ivan?"

"Because it means 'I love you'!"

I turn red, but keep looking him in the eye.

"Th-then I mean it."

"Что?"

"I love you, Ivan Braginski."

He looks at me with wide eyes, and a flustered expression.

"So... Do you feel the same?" I ask, suddenly getting nervous. What if he didn't love me? What if I was just fooling myself?

Then he pulls me into a kiss. After a moment he pulls away ever so slightly, so that his lips a just barely dancing on mine.

"Я люблю тебя, Альфред Ф. Джонс." He whispers lovingly.

That is when I decided that Russian was the sexiest language in the world.

Конец

That's the ending chapter. I have officially run out of ideas to keep the story going. I'm going to post an epilogue in a few days.

Who knows...

Maybe i'll write the other brother's romances.

Tell me if you want to read them, cause im not gonna write something that nobody will read.

That just makes me sad.

You all get micronations. You can fight over them all you want. I don't care.

I love you all! Thanks for reading! It was fun!

Enjoy and have a good day.

Farewell for now,

BakaRamenBowl.