Mayu: Hey everyone! I'm gonna read the reviews, and then we'll see something cool!

(from chappie 12)

tietum - YAY! good jack is my favorite of all jacks! this chapter is as good as all the others!

(from chappie 13)

Jackie Jackie Spicey - Oh, 'ball peircing?'
It's comman, but it's usally the sasague, not the eggs. Suppose ta make it more enjoyable for women... don't know, I've never done it, but I'm sure if Jack got is, it would make Kohana happy... -evil grin-
Innocence... so much...GONE!
It makes me sad...

'Katnappe' - -sweatdrop- um... in order: 1, authors notes- weird. 2, story- awesome! 3, the second set of authors notes is completely 100 percent RANDOM! please continue.

digiwildfire aka Katnappe

Mayu: awww! Thanky Swanky! I try very hard to be so random! Thankies! –huggle- And have some cookies! –holds out plate of cookies- XD

Jack: So…what was this thing about watching something cool…?

Mayu: Hehehe… -pulls out video camera-

Jack: o.o

Mayu: Girls, get your video cameras out! We're gonna watch Jack get piercings!

Jack: Oh my GOD! NO!

Mayu: -pulls Jack into piercing shop-

Inner Mayu: If you got your video cameras, good. Because we're censoring this scene. If you have your camera, its not censored for you. Lets start the fic while we're watching.

Disclaimer: If Jack's still losing I don't own Xiaolin Showdown

Second Disclaimer: I do not own the Sword of Darkness, nor does Xiaolin Showdown. The Sword of Darkness belongs to Shadow Priesstes. I am BORROWING IT.

Third Disclaimer: I do not own Neopets. But I do own my own Neopets account.

Jack and Kohana entered the mansion, and sat down. Jack asked the maids to make them a snack. Jack decided to go down the lair to improve the Jackbots and Kohana followed. She decided to play games on the computer while Jack worked.

While she was playing Neopets, a pop-up interrupted her game, beeping annoyingly.

Jack looked up and came to the computer to see what the problem was.

A new Shen Gong Wu revealed its self. Jack read the description out loud.

"It's the…Sword of Darkness…"

"What's it do?" Kohana asked excitedly.

"I dunno. The computer only says what the Wu is. We'll have to find out once we get it."

They both activated their Heli-Packs and took off for the wu.

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With the Xiaolin Losers

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"It's the Sword of Darkness." Dojo said.

"What's it do?" Raimundo asked

"It creates a dark fog around you and your enemy, and you can only see thru it if you are the one wielding it. It can also call the shadows of your opponent and control it." (A/N: Again, this wu belongs to Shadow Priesstes. Not me. Thanks.)

"Well let us hurry before Jack Spicer gets it!" Omi said.

Kimiko was lost in thought. 'That's right… Jack will be there. Which means I have another chance…'

She was wearing her "Kill Bill" outfit: Matching yellow pants and turtle-neck tanktop which has a bold black line running down it. Her hair evenly black with blue highlights tied back in a ponytail, spiky fringe and hair in front of her ears that are shorter.

They closed in on the location of the wu.

"Let us remove the lead!" Omi said.

"Get the lead out." Raimundo corrected.

"That too!"

They began searching for the wu.

Kimiko spotted it in between two bamboo trees. It was a black sword with a crimson stone in the middle. The stone glittered as the sun shined on it.

Running for the wu, she grabbed it. But Kohana grabbed it at the same time.

"Kyoko, or whatever your name is, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!"

"I accept your challenge! And the names Kimiko, miss I'm-Jack's-Bitch!"

"Hmph!"

"Our Woozy Shooter for your Monkey Staff!"

Jack gasped, "NOT THE MONKEY STAFF!"

Ignoring him, they continued.

"Name the challenge!"

Kohana looked around at her surroundings. They were in a forest of trees and bamboo trees. (A/N: Ever notice how many ff writers use a forest of some sort as the location of a wu? Weird.)

"A race! First one to the exit of this forest wins!"

"Fine! Lets go!"

"Xiaolin Showdown!"

The trees grew away from them, making a runway with branches making obstacles for the race.

"Gong Yi Tempai!"

The two began the race.

"Monkey Staff!" Kohana made her way easily using the obstacles to her advantage.

Kimiko did NOT want to lose.

"WOOZY SHOOTER!" She cried. Kohana felt the Woozy Shooter's attack coming for her.

She jumped to a branch on the other side of the runway and continued jumping branches, the attack missing its target.

The race continued like this for another two minutes or so, the Woozy Shooter missing every time.

The race finally ended, Kohana being the winner.

Kimiko fell to her knees. She lost.

Kohana walked up to her.

"Guess you're no match for me, eh…Kyoko?"

Kimiko glared at Kohana.

"You little…bitch!"

Kohana laughed.

"You're only saying that because you're a loser! Ahahahahaha!"

Kimiko pounced Kohana, not being able to take anymore.

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY ADMIRER!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT!"

"HE LIKED ME BEFORE HE EVEN MET YOU, YOU WHORE!"

Kimiko and Kohana rolled about, absorbed in the cat fight.

Jack picked up the wu Kohana dropped and stared at the two girls in confusion.

"Any clue what they're BOTH babbling about?" Raimundo asked Clay.

Jack racked his brain, looking for the topic of the fight."

"Search me, partner. Who can understand girls anyway…"

"Clearly they are merely fighting over the Shen Gong Wu. Kimiko must want the Sword if Darkness very much." Omi stated.

"I don't think that's it." Raimundo shook his head.

The four boys watched the fight for at least five minutes.

"CAN YOU TWO STOP ALREADY!" Jack shouted.

Kimiko and Kohana stopped and stared at Jack.

Racing over to Jack they cornered him, asking questions.

"Who do like more, Jack? Her or me!"

"…what!"

"You liked me first, Jack! Its me you like right!"

"Wait, what are you talking abo-"

"Answer, Jack!"

"Yeah! Who do you like more?"

Raimundo, Clay, and Omi stared in shock.

"Wait just a minute! You're both fighting over Jack!"

"I understand the little lady that hangs around with Jack, but Kimiko? You're into Jack Spicer, too?"

Kimiko glared at her fellow Xiaolin Dragons. "JUST SHUT UP! ITS NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS!"

Jack looked to the Dragons for help, who just shrugged.

Looking back at Kimiko and Kohana, he got ready for one of them to beat him up.

"So.. W-what's the question again…?" He stuttered.

"Which one?"

"Which one of us do you like more?"

Jack looked from girl to girl.

"Uh… K-Kohana?" He closed his eyes tightly, prepared to get creamed.

How ever, no one came after him.

He opened his eyes.

Kohana was smirking, as Kimiko stood staring into space.

"Of..Of course..I'm too catty…"

All four boys stared at Kimiko who was about to burst into tears.

"Psst! She's really crushing on Jack?"

"Partner, I'm just as confused as you are…"

Omi, who knows nothing about girls and what they thing stood watching the interrogation.

Kimiko let a tear slide down her cheek.

"Jack…"

"What?"

Clenching her fists she got ready to vent.

"You..you.."

Jack sat where he was waiting for her to finnish her sentence.

"You… you…ASSHOLE!" She cried, kicking Jack in the nuts.

Jack grabbed his balls and screamed.

"YOU'RE SO FICKLE! THE FIRST GIRL TO COME ALONG, YOU MAKE HER YOUR BITCH! YOU'RE SUCH A BASTARD!"

Running thru the forest, she cried as she continued screaming insults.

The Xiaolin Dragons went after her, but not before looking questioningly at Jack.

Kohana rolled her eyes.

"ITS NOT HIS FAULT! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, YOU BLEW IT!"

Looking down at Jack, she resumed her innocent self.

"Oh, Jack, I'm sorry! Will more ice cream make you feel better?"

Jack remained sitting and holding his balls.

'Why does this always happen to me?'

Mayu: Does it still hurt?

Jack what the hell do you think?

Mayu: Oh, good! I'm glad you're feeling better!

Jack: IT STILL HURTS!

Mayu: Well, at least you have more fangirls, right?

Jack: Would you be happy about fans when YOU have two earings piercing YOUR balls!

Mayu: But I don't have the balls YOU have! 3

Jack: Yeah, YOURS are on your chest!

Mayu: Well, if I got my boobs pierced, I'd be happy if it got ME fans!

Jack: That's because you're psycho.

Mayu: 3 I'm a psycho!

Jack: Damn right, you are!

Mayu: -dances around coffee table throwing confetti in every direction- PYSCHO! PSYCHO! I AM PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO! ME IS PYSCHO!

Jack: Pfft.

Inner Mayu: Review if you want. TTFN