Excuse the grammer and/or spelling mistakes. I'm lazy and don't want to read through the story.

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Marluxia

Zexion

- - Should not be mad at me for this chapter. - -

I'll take them off as soon as I'm done messing with them.

Having heard the explosion and the laughter, Xena, Demyx, and Marluxia stopped arguing and looked in the direction it came from. Obviously, something had exploded, causing smoke to cover the booth Axel was standing at. The guy working at the booth walked out of the smoke, coughing. Zexion set his drawing aside and slid off the counter, ready to walk over and see just what had happened.

"What the hell...?" Demyx muttered.

"It was probably Axel who destroyed whatever exploded," Zexion said.

Marluxia snorted."Of course it was Axel, dipshit."

As Zexion glared at Marluxia, Xena said, "That's Cyclone laughing, which isn't exactly the best thing in the world. That girl has got one sick sense of humor."

"Maybe you should go and see what they did," Jeff suggested, his voice completely monotoned again.

They listened and walked over, stopping at the edge of the smoke. For a while, none of them spoke.

"Axel, what the hell did you do this time?" Marluxia asked bitterly, throwing a glare at a man about five feet away. Said man quickly scampered to another booth, far away from Marluxia.

Roxas walked out of the smoke, waving it out of his face."He blew up that car they're giving away."

"Why?" Zexion asked.

From inside the cloud of smoke, Axel's voice drifted out."That bastard tried to cheat me into spending more money on his stupid food!"

Cyclone's voicealso drifted outfrom the cloud of smoke. "That wasn't food, idiot!"

"Then what was it?"

A pause.

"I don't know, but it definately was not food."

"How can you be so sure?"

"It was glowing, Axel. Food doesn't glow!"

"It does if you pour Vexen's potions on it."

Another pause.

"Who pours Vexen's potions on food!"

Axel,now that the smokehad cleared enough for his face tobe seen, was smirking."Demyx."

"One time!" Demyx yelled."And it was on that chicken Marluxia pratically killed."

Marluxia rolled his eyes."I wouldn't have destroyed that chicken if somone hadn't gotten me angry."

"All I did was tell you I wanted barbeque chicken instead of fried chicken," Demyx said, crossing his arms."No reason to kill the food."

"You didn't have to tell me every three minutes," Marluxia said, glaring at the boy standing beside him.

Beside Zexion, Xena was watching, amused, as Marluxia and Demyxcontinued to argue."How long ago did that happen?"

"The day you showed up," Zexion said, glancing from the argument with Cyclone and Axel to the one with Marluxia and Demyx.

"No wonder they can recall it so well."

Axel, standing in a now smoke-free zone with a dismantled car behind him, grinned."That was fun. So, we'll be leaving now, right?"

"Yes," Zexionsaid, gesturing towards the exit."Everyone go pile in Axel's car."

"But no one but Axel can drive Axel's car."

Roxas sighed."Axel, don't start with the third person shit again."

"I'm just saying," Axel muttered.

"You can just say all you want, as long as you get your damn ass in the fuckin car," Zexion said.

Axel rolled his eyes, but chosed not to say anything. Mostly because Cyclone had grasped his wrist and started to pull him towards the mall exit. Marluxia, glad to finally get away from all the perverted guys (who were staring at him), hurried after Axel and Cyclone. Roxas followeds him, Demyx followed him, whistling, and Zexion came last, Xena beside him. For a little while, they walked in silence, until Xena giggled."I can't believe you're a girl..."

Zexion's eyes narrowed."Don't talk about that."

"But it's so weird."

"I don't care how weird it is. I'd really rather not discus that subject. Now shut the hell up and get your ass in the car."

Xena sighed."Fine, fine. No need to get rude. But it is weird! I mean, you're a girl!"

Zexion scowled. This 'girl' buisness was really starting to annoy him. "I know. Stop repeating it and get to the car before someone-"

Zexion was interrupted by a loud burgular alarm from the front of the mall, where the others are standing.

"What the-?" Xena asked, completely forgetting the previous conversation.

"Ah, shit..." Zexion commented, sighing.

Xena turned to look at him, confused."What?"

"Marluxia's still wearing that jacket he stole."

Zexion was right, and Marluxia was currently trying to fight off a cop with his scythe.

Cyclone, who was standing beside Axel, still grasping his wrist, rolled her eyes."Marluxia, just take off the jacket."

"Fuck no!"

Axel sighed."Marluxia, it's hot outside. I don't want to listen to you complaining about how hot you are."

"I am not taking off this jacket!" Marluxia screamed, hitting a cop in the stomach with the edge of the scythe.

"No one gives a shit what you look like," Roxassaid, irritated."Just give up the jacket so we can leave."

Xena, who had just joined them with Zexion, "Do you want that damned antidote, or not?"

Marluxia stared at her like she was stupid and gutted another cop."Of course I do!"

"Then give up the jacket or it all goes to me," Zexion said calmly.

"What!"

"I get an antidote, but you don't."

Marluxia growled and handed over the jacket. One of the policemen complimented Marluxia on his looks - very nicely by the way - and his grip on the the scythe tightened considerably. Axel and Demyx walked forward, grabbing one of Marluxia's arms each, and pulled him out of the mall before he killed someone.

"What the hell is wrong with you!" Marluxia screamed, causing several people walking by to stare at him.

"We could ask you the same thing," Demyx said.

"Was there really a point in trying to kill that cop?" Cyclone asked.

"He was hitting on me," Marluxia snapped, pulling out of Demyx's and Axel's grip.

"He was complimenting you," Xena said."That's a lot different."

"I don't give a shit what he was doing! He was looking at me!"

Axel snorted."You're a very paranoid woman, Marlena."

"I'll say it again: Shut the hell up, dammit, and get in the fuckin car!" Zexion yelled.

Roxas nodded."Right. Into the car. Marluxia, stop trying to kill every guy that even glances at you."

"That one looked at my ass!"

Zexion sighed."It's your fault for breaking that damned bottle."

"You shut the hell up!" Marluxia yelled."At least you can cloak yourself. I can't!"

"Just don't start crying," Cyclone said simply.

"I am not going to start crying, dammit!"

"Well, you are a girl now, so-" Demyx started, only to get punched by Cyclone. "Ouch! What!"

"Not all girls are weak-hearted fools!" Cyclone snarled.

"Oh, don't you start yelling too," Xena said."We're attracting enough attention with Marluxia."

"What the hell does that mean!"

Axel, now seated in the front of the car, pressed down on the horn. The loud - and quite long - noise caused them and several other people to jump. The people glared at him and one old lady yelled adeath threat."It means shut the fuck up and get in the car," Axel said, letting off the horn and flicking the old lady off.

Marluxia looked like he was about to yell something else, but before he can, Demyx pushed him into the backseat of the car. Demyx grinned and hopped into the car after Marluxia. The others took their seats, and Axel cranked the car.

"The next fucker I see looking at me, I'm going to chop his damn head off!" Marluxia said lowly, glaring out the window at every one the car passed.

"You're being violent again," Cyclone said.

"Listen, bitch-"

"Dammit!" Axel said loudly."Either one of you say another word and I will crash this fucking car!"

"What about all that hard work you had to do to get it?" Roxas asked, smirking.

Axelsshrugged."I can always steal another one."

"And kill the guy to get it?" Xena asked.

Axel nodded."Exactly."

"If you do crash the car, crash it into that guy right there," Marluxia said, pointing out the window to aguy walking down the street.

Axel looked through the rearview mirror and raised an eyebrow."Why him?"

"I don't like the look of him," Marluxia muttered, still glaring the man down.

Cyclone grinned and snorted."Does he look like the type who would hit on you?"

Marluxia switched hisglare from the man to her."Did anyone ask you to open your fuckin mouth?"

"No, but I did it anyway. Got a problem with it?"

"Why the hell do you always-"

Marluxia didn't get another word out because Axel had stayed true to his word and had disappeared from the car, which is now headed towards a brick wall. After a brief moment of silence,Roxas followed his example and vanished.

"Bail!" Demyx yelled, vanishing as well.

Zexion teleported straight out of the car, Marluxia after him. Xena threw open her door and jumped out, hit the ground, and took off running to where the others are standing. Cyclone opened the passenger door and jumped out, landing neatly on her feet. She turned around instead of running and watched as the car crashed into the brick wall and exploded.

"Cyclone!" Xena yelled. "Stop staring at the fire and get over here!"

Marluxia crossed his arms and continued glaring at the man he had spotted earlier."I told you to crash it into that guy."

"Like I was going to listen to you," Axel sneered.

"So, now what do we do?" Roxas asked.

"We walk until I find a car I like," Axel said."And don't argue, Marluxia. You need the exercise."

"I wasn't going to argue," Marluxia grumbled.

Demyx gasped in mock surprise."Really? It's amazing!"

Marluxia, once again, switched his glare."Shut the fuck up, Demyx!" he snapped, hitting the boy over the head.

"Why don't we all shut the fuck up and get moving?" Zexion said, gesturing towards where Axel had been driving.

"Good idea, Zexion," Xena said.

Cyclone rolled hereyes. "As always."

Roxas caught the glare Xena shot at Cyclone, then the sound of sirens, and took them both as reasons as to why they should start moving."We should probably start moving now. Cops are coming."

Axel nodded once."Right." Hestarted walking down the sidewalk the way he was driving, waving his handfor them tocome after him."Move along, children."

"I told you not to call me a child, dammit!" Xena yelled,being dragged onto sidewalk by Demyx.

"Oh, shut up, Xena," Cyclone said,following Axel with Zexion and Roxas.

Axel nodded."Yes, Xena. Shut up. You're yelling and it's damaging my hearing."

"Arrogant -" Marluxia started, before realizing exactly whatnoise had been directed at him."Don't whistle at me, you fucking retard! You want me to murder you right now!" Before Marluxia could jump and kill the man - who was now running far away- he was pulled back by Roxas and Demyx.

"You know, you are a real annoying lady," Demyx commented, grinning.

"Let me go, dammit!"

"Not if you're going to kill someone," Roxas said.

Demyx and Roxas pulled the screaming Marluxia after Axel. Cyclone and Xena had started yet another argument about Axel, who found it somehow funny, and was grinning about the whole thing."I hate you all!" Marluxia yelled. Of course, everyone ignored him.