Disclaimer: I do not own Baka and Test.
A/N: Yeah, another chapter for today! Really short, but swimming and running will be both short too. Football will be long (best sport ever, duh), and the following episode too. I will upload at least one discipline the next three days, stay tuned!
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The next morning. The sun shined bright, it was hot. War would begin at 9am, school at 8am. 'Good thing Yuuji told our idea that old hag...and she really supported it!'
He went into Class F. "Yoshii, you're too late!" "Yes, I'm sorry." He sat down, Yuuji stood up. "My dear classmates." He paused. "Fellas. Yesterday Class F declared war with Class A." "What?", yelled everyone. "But don't hesitate,! We'll win! Because the odds are in our favor! We'll rise today, destroying them! They'll eat, write, sleep on these boxes, and tomorrow we'll dine at system desks!" "Yeah!"
'Amazing...with just a few words he motivated everyone...', thought Minami. "B-but Sakamoto-kun, we're too weak!" Himeji said what everyone thought. "No, we ain't! Because this won't be a normal summoner war!" Ding-dong. The speaker rang. "Ahem...here speaks the principal. I'm sick of bored students. Today will be a sports festival! And by the way, Class A, Class F, you'll fight your war in different sports." Ding-dong. "What?", yelled everyone again.
"Silence! You heard what the principal said! Since it's now a war, I'll not be around anymore. Good luck!" Iron Man left. "That sure was surprising, right?" "No, Sugawa. We already knew." The four boys smiled. "Rea-really? So that's why you think we could win!" "Yeah. Class A still is a bunch of brains, but they got no muscles, no cardio! We'll kill them!" "What about Kudo Aiko? And Kinoshita Yuuko?" "We'll fight with enough men t settle that!"
Everybody gathered outside. "It is too hot for sports.", moaned Hideyoshi. "No, it's perfect. The sun! Summer! That's healthy! Youth is amazing!" "Stay calm, Akihisa. We should rather care what sports are chosen for us to fight."
Iron Man approached. "Here's the list of sports you'll do. Damn, I really want the Class A-stuff. You better win. Anyway, good luck." He went away. "Wha – I have never seen him this calm! And he even wished us good luck!" Hideyoshi was stunned. "Maybe it's because of Chidori..." "Chidori, yeah right...when will she come?" "Next week maybe?" "Next week, huh...I am excited to see her again!" "Hideyoshi, you really seem to like her." "...yeah."
"So, what are the disciplines...lets see...swimming, running, wrestling and football (soccer, call it like that if you want)? Who the fuck did this shit?" "Yeah...are students allowed to do everything?" "Ehm...yes." "Then lets meet the others."
"Okay, listen up." Class F had gathered. "The disciplines are settled. It's swimming, running, wrestling and football." "Eh?" "That's kinda..." "It's strange, yeah. But that's not the problem. The problem lies deeper, much deeper!" "Really? And what is the problem?", asked Himeji. "Well..it's a sport of moving breasts!" "Ooh!"
"Since nearly everyone in Class F is a hopeless perv, they'll focus on the girls breasts, they won't be able to participate. They'll die of blood loss." "Well, then Minami will do everything, there's nothing to move – please not there, not my ribs!" "Aki..."
"Well, at least we now know who'll wrestle. But who'll swim?" "I guess Kudo Aiko." "Yeah, she's in the swimming club...Akihisa, you'll swim. But you'll wear earplugs and glasses, okay? She can't distract you then! Running...which kind of it?" "Eh...100m and a relay race." "Relay race? That's bad...so there are five disciplines, we'll need three victories..." "Akihisa can not win against Aiko! It is futile!" "He maybe could...well, Minami will probably fight Yuuko, but we'll win. Football...we should win. That'd be 2:1 for Class F, we really need to win the running part!" "Muttsurini runs the 100m. If you're the fastest, you'll get some magazines and in addition to that even pics of Akihisas sister!" "Hm." "Why mine?!" "What'd Shouko or Yuuko do?" "Yuuji..."
"And the relay race? Who'll participate?" " FFF Inquisition." "Why them?" "With the right motivation they're always the fastest, strongest, bravest." "Yeah, you're right...what is first?" "Swimming."