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Gwen was listening to some music on her ipod as she got in the elevator to head back to her room at the playa after a long day of hanging out with her friends by the pool. Unfortunately for Gwen she got stuck on the elevator with Cody, which wasn't surprising at all because Cody usually planned something like this at least once a week. It took 2 minutes to get from the lobby to her room in that elevator and those two minutes were always the longest in Gwen's life. This week wasn't any different.

"Hey Gwen!" Cody stood next to her as close as humanly possible.

"Oh, hey Cody." Gwen took her headphones out and put them in her pockets. "What's up?"

"Do you wanna go out with me?" Cody asked her hopefully.

"No, I have a boyfriend." Gwen sighed. "I told you that last week and last month and last summer and back in season 1 on the first day of camp. I also told you to get out of my bed on the first night of camp too!"

"C'mon! Why won't you ever give me a chance!" Cody annoyingly asked. "You kissed everyone else on this show! When will it be my turn?!"

"You're like my little brother." Gwen smirked. "I already told you that. Cody you're making this weird."

"Hey Gwen. If I pushed the emergency stop button, we could be stuck in this elevator together for a really long time." Cody smirked at Gwen.

"If you press any button then I'm going to have to kill you." Gwen smacked Cody's hand away from the button.

"Why won't you go out with me?" Cody asked again.

"Cody, I don't like you that way." Gwen smacked her head against the wall and sighed. "I see you as my brother or that annoying kid who lives next door."

"In some states that's legal." Cody smiled.

"Lucky for us, this is Canada." Gwen rolled her eyes. "Cody, you should just date Sierra! You two are both meant to be together."

"Ewwww!" Cody glared. "I could never date her! Why would you think we would be perfect together?"

"Because you're both stalkers." Gwen told him. "Cody, you need to get over me! I can't even change clothes in my room anymore without getting paranoid."

You cleaned my bathroom window!" Gwen sighed in annoyance. "While I was in the shower!"

"To be fair, I didn't see much." Cody added in. Luckily for Gwen she was at her floor and got out quickly.

"Hey Gwen..." Cody asked her and she turned around.

"What Cody?" Gwen glared at her.

"I'll give you $40 bucks for your socks right now if you don't ask me what I'm going to do with them." Cody took the money out of his pocket and waved the money in front of her.

"You're lucky I'm broke." Gwen took off her shoes and tossed him her socks and took the money and walked away rolling her eyes. Easiest 40 bucks she ever made.

Never cared for this couple. It is just wishful thinking on Cody's part and I think Gwen would kiss Harold before Cody. This will never happen at all. I don't understand how people can ship this. Cody to me should be with Sierra because as I said before, they are both creepy in their own way. In fact someone should write a story about Owen/Cody/Sierra/Izzy living in a house together while they make it their personal mission to annoy the shit out of everyone and stalk people until the police take them away for being creepers. Seriously, someone should write this and call it 'Creeper's Condo." I seriously think those 4 could all tie for the biggest creep on the show. So, thoughts?