Twitter:
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 19m
*Watching Raw* Cena: As a friend...as a father...as a husband...
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 19m
*few seconds later* me: Wait a minute...
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 18m
EdgeRatedR Your bitch ass, hoe ass, fuckboy ass went and got married and didn't tell nobody?
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 18m
EdgeRatedR Ima bout to finish the fucking job Seth didn't finish on Raw last week.
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 17m
EdgeRatedR I'm about to snap your neck like a fucking twig, fuckboy.
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 17m
EdgeRatedR Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry! I'm not going to snap your neck! Oh my gosh.
Edge EdgeRatedR 15m
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i No, fuck you. Apology not accepted.
Edge EdgeRatedR 15m
MrsFarrellyAnoa'i And I'm engaged not married. I was going to invite you to the wedding, but I changed my mind now.
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 14m
EdgeRatedR You know what, fuck you bitch. You can take my apology and shove it up She-Hulk's ass!
Kristian MrsFarrellyAnoa'i 14m
EdgeRatedR Btw, I changed my mind about snapping your neck. I'm snapping it in half bitch.
Dean Ambrose TheDeanAmbrose 2m
Sooo we're just going to ignore Kristian and allow her to go all crazy rage monster ooor...
Roman Reigns WWERomanReigns 1m
TheDeanAmbrose yeah we're pretty much gonna ignore it...it's the hormones...
Facebook:
Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i- Soooo like I'm on Google right? And like I'm bored so I'm searching everyone that I know names and like...when I search Roman Reigns...it says he has a partner...wait for it...
Randy Orton and 45 other likes, 3 comments
-Randy Orton: The anticipation is killing me! Just say it damn it!
23 likes
-Random Crazy Fan: Uh oh this doesn't sound good.
34 likes
-Randy Orton: Tbh he had partners but thanks to Seth that team is no longer around soooo...
67 likes
Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i- BUT IT'S NOT ME!
Stephen Farrelly and 65 other likes, 7 comments
-Stephen Farrelly: I KNEW HE WAS A CHEATING BASTARD!
89 likes
-Joe Anoa'i: You do realize that was before I was with you guys right?
29 likes
-Randy Orton: Oh how the plot thickens...
37 likes
-Jonathan Good: I surely do hope that under partner it was my name and a picture of me. :)
59 likes
-Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i: It wasn't...unless you turned into a woman who is really pretty. And Dean I'm sorry to cut it to you but you're not pretty.
76 likes
-Adam Copeland: Roman so help me the next time I see you, you will walk away without hair!
197 likes
-A.J. Brooks: Hey Copeland, when you're finished with that hair would you like to donate it to the AJ Lee Foundation? My voodoo dolls aren't quite complete yet.
134 likes
Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i- WHO THE HELL IS THE WOMAN?
AJ Brooks and 27 other likes, 2 comments
-Joe Anoa'i: My ex?
98 likes
-Randy Orton: And the plot keeps thickening.
71 likes
Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i- WHY IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!
Jessica Phillips and 120 others like, 4 comments
-Stephen Farrelly: Kris, babe...you're starting to sound crazy...it's kind of scary...
89 likes
-Jessica Phillips: Don't call her crazy you idiot! Go get her some chocolate or something! And Roman you better fix this!
63 likes
-Zayn Malik: You're way prettier than that other girl, babe. Don't be too down on yourself.
125 likes
-Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i:...*faints* *dies*
76 likes
Kristian Farrelly-Anoa'i- Oh and another thing I'd like to address...y'all bitch ass, hoe ass motherfuckers are gonna stop talking about my husband! He may not be good at the mic but my baby is sure as hell good in that ring. He works and has worked hard just to be where he is today, he doesn't need bitches like you stomping him down just because he's getting a little push when you believe that it should go to Dean and Seth. Ima be honest with you, both of them got their push it just depends on how far the WWE creative is willing to take said push and sometimes those pushes does not go very far meaning that you'll have to make a name for yourself some other way. So I advise you either to, stop hiding behind your computer and grow some balls to confront him at any signing/fan service or you shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down and cry me a fucking river with your crocodile tears.
Phil Brooks and 759 others likes this, 5 comments
-Phil Brooks: Daaaaaaamn! PIPEBOMB!
187 likes
-Stephen Farrelly: You go lass! Show those haters who's boss!
120 likes
-Joe Anoa'i: That's my girl! Thank you, babe.
432 likes
-Jonathan Good: I'm starting to like pregnant, hormonal Kristian.
176 likes
-Adam Copeland: BUUUUUUURRRNNN! #FuckTheHaters
321 likes
Kik:
Jessica: Roman...that Zayn profile was you...am I wrong?
Roman: And if I said it was?
Punk: Then you might just regret that decision later...
Sheamus: Bless you! Thank you!
Edge: How did you even? Why?
Roman: You wanted me to fix it...so I did.
Randy: She fainted and died that's not fixing it!
Roman: So...
Cena: Think about it...
Cena: Your pregnant wife...fainted and died...
Dean: I'd say that's fixing the problem damn well.
Seth: Yeah we'll just give her ring pops or something to revive her.
Brad: Or we could use all of my butterfly and worm power to save her.
Hunter: Sir, who the hell are you?
Brad: Brad...Brad Maddox...Butterfly Man...Rainbow Man...Braddy Frm Da Block?
Christian: Nah doesn't ring a bell.
(Brad Maddox Has been blocked from conversation by Roman Reigns)
Roman: There problem solved...
Kristian: Not exactly...
Kristian: So you're Zayn Malik huh?
Roman: Alright, which one of you put Kristian in the chat?
Randy: And we have reached our climax.
(Randy Orton has left the chat)
(AJ Lee has left the chat)
Sheamus: Randy, you sick bastard!
(Sheamus has left the chat)
(Hunter has left the chat)
(Edge has left the chat)
(John Cena has left the chat)
(Dean Ambrose has left the chat)
(Seth Rollins has left the chat)
(CM Punk has left the chat)
(Christian has left the chat)
Jessica: Oh shit. Good luck Roman!
(Jessica Phillips has left the chat)
Roman: Fuck.
A/N: Hello good people! I know I said that I was going to do a Q&A but I only got one question and I can always add on my own, but I want you guys to interact as well. On to other news, I've changed the formatting of Twitter to make it look more like the formatting of an actual tweet. I'm also having trouble with choosing the gender of the baby and names for it (I have a few in mind but again, I want you guys to be involved). Thanks for reading this week guys, love you!