Train Heartnet the noted pimp G strolls all up into StarBucks and who does he see there but Creed servin up the drinks "Yo Creed" Train says "Yo Creed I gotta, I gotta thirst what do you got for that"

"Fried mocha latte" Creed says, "Always a hit, I'll get you a fried mocha latte as soon as I can make you one"

Trains like "Yeah yeah bro that sounds cool but what do you mean as soon as you can make me one, why cant you make me one now, you've got the mocha right there all you gotta do is shake it up in the deep fry"

"Bro" Creed says

Train says "Yea"

"Bro, bro back the fuck up" Creed says "I know how to make a fried mocha latte DONT tell me how to do my job"

"Alright sorry didnt mean to offend now can you please respond to my prior inquiry as to why you cant be making me a latte of the fried mocha variety because like i said youve got the stuff"

"Yeah yeah man okay I know THEORETICALLY i could make you all the lattes right now, but the problem is I cant work if I cant focus and right now i just cant focus on mocha lattes. You know why, is its this fucker Belze, see him over there? Hes that hipster asshole in the shoes"

"Yeah I see him Creed he looks like a grade A dildo but could you elaborate as to what the deal is as far as why hes so bad"

"Okay well he comes in here EVERY DAY and just straight up opens his laptop and writes a fuckin screenplay and talks about it so loud and I cant even handle it, its like bro NOBODY CARES you arent gonna make it big buy some drinks or get out, just his face, his face just, it just, it just bugs me is what his face does, make him get the fuck out and then ill give you a fried mocha latte on the house" creed explains thoroughly

"On the house you say" Train considers "Well fuck it is my helpful day so yeah ill help you and even score a fried mocha latte out of it" Then Train pulls out his gun "Hey Belzebub"

Belze looks over hes like "WHAT im trying to WRITE"

"Yeah try harder now that I do this" then Train pulls out his gun Hades and he fires five hundred bullets? (shit i dont know it was a lot) anyways he fires a lot of bullets into Belzes laptop all at once and Belze flips his shit runs out of that StarBucks and never to return

"God damn Train that was just so cool here you go fried mocha latte on the house" then he tosses it at Train who doesnt catch it and it spills all over him "Shit Train Im sorry Im so sorry now your skin is burning up from the fried mocha latte"

"No its not" Train says "Cats dont get wet" then he drinks the mocha latte