It is a beautiful day in Norrisville as Randy and Howard are enjoying a little patented spitting off the overpass. As they spit, Randy begins to think.
"Howard," Randy spoke to Howard. "Do you ever think about the people in those cars?"
"Nah, it makes it harder to spit on them." Howard replied.
"Sometime I wonder if anything interesting happened to everyone in Norrisville, aside from me saving their butts all the time." Randy explained. "I mean, look around. I think somewhere in this town, everyone's got a good story to tell, even our enemies if they want to."
22 Short Stories about Norrisville
"What do you think, Howard?" Randy asked Howard, but no respond. "Howard?"
"What?" Howard asked as he holds a mustard squirt. "Sorry, Cunningham. I just saw Quagmire's car. What were you saying?"
"Forget it. It's almost noon." Randy replied as he and Howard walk away from the overpass. "Let's go see what's up at McCafé."
So Randy and Howard made their way to McCafé where they stopped at the counter to order something. Inside the restaurant, Bucky is seen talking to Flute Girl.
"Aw, c'mon Flute Girl," Bucky pleaded Flute Girl. "Why can't you go to the movies with me and watch Quartet? It's a really good drama movie."
"Bucky, there are a lot of good-looking girls in there and I don't want to get bullied by either one of them." Flute Girl explained. "Especially Jessica."
"I don't think Jessica's going to the movies today." Bucky told Flute Girl. "I think she got grounded after she failed that math test yesterday. Besides, I don't think any popular jerks would want to see Quartet. They think that the movie sucks."
"Well I don't want to feel insecure … " Flute Girl replied as she grabs five dollars and placed in on the table. "But for the next two hours, we're going to the movies and have a good time there!"
"YES!" Bucky cried in excitement.
Bucky in "Box Office Blitz"
Bucky and Flute Girl left McCafé and made their way to the theatre. There seems to be a huge line at the ticket booth.
"I'll be in the washroom." Flute Girl told Bucky as she tries to find the girls' washroom. "You get the tickets."
"Okay." Bucky replied as he gets in line.
A few minutes later, Bucky made it to the ticket booth.
"Two tickets for Quartet please." Bucky said to the clerk.
"Sorry, they're sold out." The clerk answered.
"Sold out?!" Bucky cried. "Who ordered the last two?"
"Some boy named Bash ordered the last two." The clerk replied.
From the corner of his eye, Bucky saw Bash carrying two Quartet tickets with him. Bucky grew angry, but decided to keep his cool. He gathers his courage and walks up to Bash.
"What do you want, brown-noser?" Bash asked Bucky rudely.
"Can Flute Girl and I have those tickets?" Bucky asked. "Please?"
Bash looks at the tickets, and then looks at Bucky. He laughs at his face.
"Forget it, geek boy! I'm not giving up on those tickets!" Bash yelled at Bucky.
Bash then leaves with the tickets, leaving Bucky to cry on the spot. As if on cue, and despite the fact that this is outside school hours, the sorcerer's green stank circled around the band geek and stanked him. As usual, the thing Bucky held most dear is his triangle dinger.
The stanked Bucky roars and charges at Bash, swiping two Quartet tickets off of Bash's hand. Then right on cue, the ninja makes an entrance and within seconds, broke Bucky's dinger into pieces, turning the band geek back to normal.
"Thanks ninja." Bucky thanked the ninja.
"All in a day's work." The ninja replied as he pulls out a smoke bomb and throws in on the ground. "SMOKE BOMB!"
The moment the ninja disappeared, Flute Girl walks up to Bucky.
"Got the tickets?" Flute Girl asked Bucky.
"Yep." Bucky replied happily as he and Flute Girl walk inside the showroom. At the stand, a radio is heard,
"Coming soon to a theatre near you is Iron Man 3. Be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime somewhere in May."
Hilda was listening to the same commercial on the radio while washing the dishes at the Buttowski residence. Just then, Lina walks in and is holding a can.
"Mom, Bobby threw the can at the gardener next door." Lina told Hilda. "Can I recycle it?"
"Why not." Hilda replied as Lina leaves the room.
Lina walks right up to the recycling bin at the sidewalk. As she was throwing the can out, she didn't notice Cindy skateboarding pass her and, by accident, threw her gum indirectly onto Lina's hair. By the time Lina had thrown away the can, she felt something sticky on her hair. She then realized that a wad of gum is stuck on her hair.
"AHHH!" Lina cried as she runs back inside and into the kitchen where Hilda is. "There's gum in my hair! MOM! Someone threw gum in my hair!"
"Are you sure? Maybe it's just shampoo." Hilda asked Lina. "That washes right out."
"No, it's someone's gross gum! Get it out!" Lina tries to get the gum off of her hair, but to no avail. "Ow! It's pulling my hair!"
"Wait, if I remember, the trick to getting gum out of hair is peanut butter!" Hilda cried excitedly as she grabs a jar of peanut butter and puts a few amount onto the gum stuck on Lina's hair. Hilda tries to pry the gum off of Lina's hair with peanut butter, but to no avail.
"Maybe it needs mayonnaise to go along with it." Hilda gets a jar of mayonnaise and puts it on top of the peanut butter. "Now you go sit in the sun and let them melt off."
Lina gloomily walks outside and sits on the grass.
"Why me?" Lina asked to herself gloomily. "I smell like a sandwich."
As Lina sits on the grass, a bee went buzzing around her so Lina swats the bee away. A few seconds later, a huge swarm of bees swarmed at the red-haired teenager's head that is covered in gum, peanut butter and mayonnaise, thinking of it as a meal. Lina screams in terror as a swarm of bees chased her through the backyard.
However, one bee slips away from the chase and flies on its own. From its perspective, the bee saw Stevens at the ice-cream stand, Jessica walking while talking on her iPhone, a businessman entering the building, Cindy on her skateboard and trying to swat the bee away because it was so close to her and finally, the bee saw a Mexican death-bear at the zoo and flies towards it.
At the zoo, the Mexican death-bear is in its respective cage and is shown to the public who are fascinated at seeing the death bear, even Debby Kang who is super excited. Little do the public know is that there is a bee flying towards the Mexican death-bear and seconds later, stings the bear, causing the Mexican death-bear to growl in terror and rip the cage to pieces with its sharp claws. Everyone but Debby Kang screamed and run for their lives.
Without thinking it through, Debby Kang runs up to the Mexican death-bear, much to the zookeeper's shock.
"Are you crazy, kid?" the zookeeper yelled at Debby Kang. "That thing will eat you!"
But Debby Kang didn't listen to the zookeeper. The Mexican death-bear then trips over a banana peel and the bear falls onto its back. Debby Kang quickly hops onto the bear's tummy and rubs its tummy counter-clockwise. The Mexican death-bear soon falls asleep which surprises the zookeeper, but what surprises him more is that Debby Kang is hugging the sleeping death-bear.
"So cute." Debby Kang whispered.
While Debby Kang continues on hugging the Mexican death-bear, Heidi Weinerman just so happens to walk by and saw the whole thing. She pulls out her iPhone and takes a picture. Satisfied with her work, Heidi leaves Debby Kang and the Mexican death-bear alone, gets inside her 2013 McHummer H4 and drove back home.
Once home, Heidi quickly runs to her room and turns the computer on so that she can update her webcast for everyone at Norrisville to see.
"This'll be the perfect story on my webcast!" Heidi cheered as she uploads the photo onto her computer.
But Heidi's excitement did not last very long when Heidi heard her mom's voice.
"Heidi, it's a beautiful day outside and I don't want you to be inside and using your computer all day!" Mrs. Weinerman yelled at Heidi. "Now go outside and do something like your brother did!"
"I'm busy, mom!" Heidi yelled. "Can't it wait until-"
"Now, young lady!"
"Fine." Heidi turns off the computer and walks out of the house. She gets inside her 2013 McHummer H4 and drives away from her house and into traffic.
"I've just got a really good story to upload, and Mom had to ruin it." Heidi complained as she drives. "Maybe I'll cool down at McCafé."
While she's driving, Heidi didn't notice S. Ward Smith walking at the sidewalk and then entering K.C.'s Military Antiques Shop. When S. Ward Smith enters the shop, K.C. is sitting by the counter, looking bored than usual.
"K.C." S. Ward Smith greeted the raccoon.
K.C. grunted. S. Ward Smith took notice of that and gives her a frown.
"Oh come on!" S. Ward Smith cried. "It's a really nice day, and all you did is mope and sit like a slut! What's wrong with you?"
"Business is slowing down." K.C. replied. "That's why I'm bored."
"Oh." S. Ward Smith sat down on a chair. "I didn't notice."
"It's cool." K.C. looks at the newspaper. "I just wish something exciting would happen in this store."
As if this was a real wish, K.C.'s wish somehow came true when the door got kicked open to reveal Mac Antfee and two of his army of red ninjas. In Mac Antfee's hand was a gun.
"Nobody move!" Mac Antfee ordered as he walks up to S. Ward Smith and holds him at gun point.
"What in tarnation is going on here?!" S. Ward Smith asked.
"Shut up, old man!" Mac Antfee yelled at S. Ward Smith and then looks at K.C. "Give me all of your weapons, ringtail, or I'll blow the old coot's head right off!"
"Okay, you asked for it." K.C. replied as she grabs the chain mallet and slams it onto Mac Antfee's head, causing Mac Antfee to release S. Ward Smith.
"Nice one, K.C." S. Ward Smith congratulated K.C.
One of the red ninjas tried to attack K.C. from behind, but K.C. knocks him out cold with a chain mace and throws him outside, without even looking from behind. The other red ninja makes a run towards K.C., but K.C. did a ninja backflip kick on him, sending him flying through the wall and landed in the dumpster, full of garbage.
"ARGH!" Mac Antfee screamed as he grabs a sword and engaged into a sword fight with K.C. who also grabs a sword. Mac Antfee and K.C. traded feints, thrusts and parries with lightning speed, almost a bit impossible to follow. Neither one of them had troubles matching themselves. Then they grew tired of sword fighting, due to their swords wearing out from time to time, and continued on fighting with their kung-fu moves, both opponents giving each other violent and brutal responses.
K.C. gets the upper hand as she did a sweep kick on Mac Antfee, causing him to fall on his back and knocking him out cold. She grabs Mac Antfee and throws him out through the door, causing him to fall on the hard pavement.
"And stay out!" K.C. yelled at Mac Antfee as she slams the door shut. Mac Antfee woke up and looks at the shop. All he did was spit on the ground and walk away to his red convertible. He starts the engine and drives off.
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Meanwhile, the band instructor is heading to Principal Slimovitz's house. She rings the doorbell and waits. Seconds later, Principal Slimovitz answered the door.
"Jane, glad you could make it." Principal Slimovitz greeted the band instructor, Jane.
"Yeah, despite having troubles following your directions." Jane grunted in reply as she and Principal Slimovitz walk inside.
Jane takes a seat in the dining room while Principal Slimovitz heads for the kitchen. Upon entering, Principal Slimovitz notices smoke billowing out from the stove. He takes a look inside the oven and is shocked at the results – the roast he had prepared is burnt.
"Oh no!" Principal Slimovitz cried. "My dinner with Jane is ruined."
Principal Slimovitz looks outside the window and noticed McCafé, a few meters away from his house. A grin forms across the principal's face.
"What if I purchase fast food from McCafé and disguise it as my own cooking?" Principal Slimovitz asked himself until a light bulb appears over his head. "Oh Slimovitz, you're a genius!"
Principal Slimovitz starts to climb out the window when Jane suddenly comes into the kitchen, surprised at what she saw. Either she's shocked or surprised.
Slimovitz and the Band Instructor
Slimovitz, with his crazy explanations
The band instructor's gonna need her medication
When she hears Slimovitz's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight.
"Slimovitz!" Jane yelled at Slimovitz.
"Jane!" Slimovitz cried in surprise. "I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Care to join me?"
"Why is there smoke coming out of your oven?" Jane asked suspiciously.
"Uh, oh, that isn't smoke, it's actually steam." Principal Slimovitz lied. "Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams."
Jane believes Principal Slimovitz's lie and goes back to the dining room. Principal Slimovitz jumps out the window and runs over to McCafé after Jane leaves. A few minutes later, Principal Slimovitz makes an entrance to the dining room, carrying a big platter of McBurgers.
"Jane, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers." Principal Slimovitz said to Jane excitedly.
Jane doesn't feel pleased, but rather suspicious.
"I thought we were having steamed clams." Jane asked Principal Slimovitz.
"Oh no, I said steamed hams." Principal Slimovitz explained. "That's what I call hamburgers."
"You call hamburgers steamed ham?"
"Yes, it's a regional dialect." Principal Slimovitz lied again.
"What region?" Jane's suspiciousness is getting a little warmer.
"Uh … St. Lawrence Lowlands."
"Really?" Jane asked. "I'm from Toronto and I never heard anyone use the phrase, steamed hams."
"Oh, not in Toronto, no; it's a Barrie expression." Principal Slimovitz explained.
"I see." Jane and Principal Slimovitz then eat the McBurgers. Jane suspends her disbelief long enough to enjoy some of the McBurgers, or, in Slimovitz's case, steamed hams.
"You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at McCafé." Jane said to Principal Slimovitz.
"Oh no, patented Slimovitz Burgers." Principal Slimovitz lied again while laughing. "Old family recipe."
"For steamed hams?"
"Yes."
"Yes, and you called them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled." Jane shows Principal Slimovitz the grill marks.
Principal Slimovitz tries to explain, but is lost at words.
"Excuse me for a sec." Principal Slimovitz said to Jane.
Jane nodded as the principal retires to the kitchen for one second. When he walks back into the dining room, he didn't notice that the entire kitchen is on fire.
"Well, that wonderful." Principal Slimovitz said as he faked a yawn. "Good time was had by all. I'm pooped."
"Yes," Jane said as she gets up. "I guess I should be –"
Before she could finish her sentence, she notices the entire kitchen is on fire.
"What the juice is happening in there?" Jane yelled in shock.
"Uh … Aurora Borealis?" Principal Slimovitz answered.
"Aurora Borealis?" Jane grew mildly shocked. "At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
"Yes." Principal Slimovitz lied.
"May I see it?" Jane asked.
"No." Principal Slimovitz declined as he escorts Jane out of the house.
"Well, Slimovitz," Jane spoke calmly to Principal Slimovitz. "You're a weird and odd fellow, but ... you steam a good ham."
Jane then walks off. With Jane out of sight, Principal Slimovitz immediately called the fire department. A fire engine rushes to Slimovitz's rescue. It rushes past Julian who is carrying his baby sister (who looks a lot like him), and a bundle of groceries. He notices a disturbing news story in the McShopper kiosk.
"Local Goth girl involved in helping Phantom capturing Amity Park's dangerous criminals." Julian read the article.
Juggling his baby sister and the groceries, Julian grabs a quarter from his pockets, pays for and gets his copy of the paper.
"This is marvelous." Julian giggled at the paper. "My work here is done."
Then Julian realizes that his baby sister is not in his arms. He looks around and saw his baby sister trapped inside the kiosk.
"AH!" Julian cried as he looks at his baby sister. "Don't worry Sarah; I'll get you out of there."
Julian fishes in his pockets for another quarter, but the coins are all stretched out.
"Curse you, Bash." Julian muttered under his breath. "You'll rue the day you crushed my quarters on the railroad tracks."
Julian thought he could ask people for spare changes, but before he could leave, his baby sister Sarah grew sadden.
"No, don't cry, Sarah." Julian cried at Sarah. "I'm here."
Julian tries to get his hands under the glass and tried to pry Sarah out, but it was unsuccessful as the glass won't budge any further. Stevens walks by, looks at Julian and lets out the sad trombone melody.
WAH-WAH-WAH-WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Julian grew annoyed as Stevens walk away. He looks at Sarah and gives her a sad expression. Then, an idea popped in his head. He had found out a solution to his problem.
Later, at Julian's place, Julian and Sarah are playing a game of peek-a-boo, although Sarah is still trapped in the kiosk which is unbolted from the sidewalk. Sarah is using the paper as a screen, and babbles, showing Julian a picture of a meaty McBurger that is advertised from McCafé ...
... and speaking of McCafé, Howard is seen enjoying the same meaty McBurger while eating with Randy and Cindy.
"Y'know, I went to McDonald's in New York on Friday night." Randy told his story.
"The McWhat?" Howard interrupts.
"The McDonald's restaurant." Randy explained. "I never heard of it either, but they haveover 2000 locations in this state alone."
"Must've sprung up overnight." Cindy added.
"Y'know the funniestthing though," Randy said to Howard. "It's the little differences."
"Example." Howard demanded.
"Well, at McDonald's you can buy a McBurger with cheese, right." Randy explained. "But they don't call it a McBurger with cheese."
"Get out." Howard grew interested. "What do they call it?"
"A Quarter Royale with cheese."
"Quarter Royale with cheese?" Howard's eyes grew widen with interest as he thinks for a moment. "I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have McBeverages?"
"Yep. They called them sodas."
"Sodas." Cindy muttered. "You don't know what you're getting."
"Well I know what I'm getting!" Howard cried as he gets up from the seat. "Some doughnuts!"
As Howard, Randy and Cindy leave McCafé, they did not see McFist is driving in town in his luxurious car.
While he is busy driving, McFist's cell-phone went off like crazy. Like the last time, McFist is driving while talking on the phone at the same time.
"Hello." McFist answered.
"Hello, sir." Answered a voice from the other line. "Would you take the time to answer a few survey questions?"
"Certainly." McFist answered, not realizing that this was a stupid decision. He also didn't realize that he drove through a red light again.
"First question – how old are you?"
Before McFist could answer the question, a police siren is heard from behind. McFist pulls up as the police pulls up behind his car. McFist clicks the phone dead and sits still as the police officer walks towards his car. The police officer recognized McFist within seconds.
"Sir, this is the second time you've been caught driving while talking on a phone without a hands-free device and running through a red light." The police officer explained to McFist.
"What are going to do about it this time?" McFist asked the police officer.
"I'll have to ask you for your driver's license."
McFist reaches through his pockets and gives the police officer his newly driver's license. The police officer looks at the driver's license, then looks at McFist and gives him a ticket.
"Your fine is $50." The police officer told McFist. "You can deliver the fine at the police station before the end of the day."
The police officer left as McFist's cell-phone rang again. Instead of answering it, McFist angrily crushed it in the palm of his robotic hand.
"Telemarketer." McFist muttered in anger.
McFist was so angry that he didn't notice a red convertible driving by. The driver of the red convertible is no other than Mac Antfee who just left K.C.'s Military Antiques Shop. Mac Antfee continues on driving until he stops at an intersection on a red light.
While waiting, he saw Randy, Howard and Cindy crossing the street in front of him. Howard is, as usual, eating doughnuts until he stops at the middle of the intersection and sees Mac Antfee. Randy and Cindy also saw Mac Antfee, but unlike Howard, they had concerned and scared looks.
"Hey I know you!" Howard yelled at Mac Antfee.
Fearing that something suspicious is going on between him and the kids, Mac Antfee floors the accelerator and drives up to Howard, sending the fat kid tumbling over the hood and roof of a car and losing the doughnuts in the process. Both Randy and Cindy went to Howard's side as Mac Antfee's convertible hits a fire hydrant and rams into a wall of a building.
"You okay?" Randy asked Howard.
"I'm fine." Howard replied sadly as he looks at the doughnuts that were now lying on the cold pavement and puddle of water. "But the doughnuts didn't make it."
Randy looks at Cindy.
"Stay with Howard," Randy told Cindy as he grabs his mask and goes ninja. "I'll take care of Mac Antfee."
Speaking of Mac Antfee, Mac Antfee got out of his wrecked car and makes a run for it before the police shows up.
"SMOKE BOMB!"
Mac Antfee quickly stops running when he saw the ninja standing in front of him as the red smoke clears.
"Running a kid over at the intersection is never a good thing to do!" the ninja yelled at Mac Antfee.
"Shut it, ninja!" Mac Antfee yelled as he did a sweep kick on the ninja, causing him to fall on his back.
With the ninja temporary down, Mac Antfee continues on running. The ninja got up and began chasing the ex-ninja. He finally catches up with Mac Antfee, and catches him with his ninja scarf. Unfortunately for him, Mac Antfee got himself free and yanks the scarf to him, causing the ninja to choke from his own scarf and fall to the ground. Mac Antfee runs again to the other parts of Norrisville. He stops to take a breath, but then the ninja shows up unexpectedly and punched him in the face, but Mac Antfee throws him in front of a building. The ninja examines the place he is thrown into – it's a sleazy sex shop with three red X painted on a white billboard.
The ninja was caught off guard when Mac Antfee tackles him and caused both enemies to barrel-roll right into the sex shop. The ninja is pinned to the ground, unable to free himself. Mac Antfee was about to punch the ninja until a gun is pointed at his head.
"Hold it right there, boys." Ordered a seductive female voice.
The ninja and Mac Antfee turned around and looked at a tall, beautiful woman with fair skin, seductive green eyes, red lips, grey eye shadows and black silky bob haircut that went to her chin. She wore a red latex body suit, long black latex boots that reach up to her knees and black latex elbow gloves. She points her gun at Mac Antfee and the ninja, her face formed a wicked smile.
"The name's Mia and it looks like this black widow spider caught herself a couple of flies."
What fate lies upon the ninja and Mac Antfee? What does Mia want with them? All answers will be solved when a doughnut rolls out of Howard's box and down into the sewer. The doughnut follows the stream where it was soon spotted by Mrs. Driscoll and her skeleton husband, Jerry from the surface.
"Food is often wasted by people who are ignorant to eat the whole meal." Mrs. Driscoll said to Jerry.
"Yeah, if they don't eat lots of good food, they'll be nothing but skin and bones." Jerry replied through Mrs. Driscoll's lip-reading skills.
Just then, Marci walks by. Mrs. Driscoll took notice of this.
"Ah, Marci. What a lovely surprise to see you here." Mrs. Driscoll said to Marci sweetly.
"Oh, aren't you sweet, Mrs. Driscoll." Marci replied sweetly as she kept on beeping her phone. "I only wish Hannibal would answer the phone for once. I'm getting a little worried."
"Maybe he's busy with his work." Mrs. Driscoll assured Marci. "He'll get your message, eventually."
"I hope so."
Marci then leaves and continues on walking down the street until she stops by the Buttowski residence where she saw Hilda squeezing a grapefruit from the kitchen.
"Hilda! Still making juice the old-fashioned way?" Marci asked Hilda sweetly.
But it turns out that Hilda is actually squeezing the juice on Lina's hair.
"No, I got gum in my hair." Lina told Marci.
"We've tried everything, Marci." Hilda replied to Marci. "Olive oil, lemon juice, tartar sauce, chocolate syrup, gravy, bacon fat, hummus and baba ganoush."
"My scalp hurts from horsefly bites." Lina whined.
"Why don't you freeze it with an ice cube, and hit it with a hammer?" Marci suggested. "Works on Hannibal when he got gum in his mustache."
"I guess that could work."
But even with Marci's suggestion, freezing the gum with an ice cube and smash it with a hammer, the attempt to get gum out of Lina's hair failed - it only flatten the gum out and mashing more hair into it.
"I don't understand." Marci said, in a confused tone. "It should've work."
"Why don't you wash it off with shampoo?" Theresa, who is by the kitchen window, suggested. 'Works on me when I got gum in my hair."
"Please try the blood red paint on you blood red hair." Julian suggested in a creepy tone as he walks into the kitchen. "If you paint it over the gum, no one will know the difference."
"No way, amigo. That'll make the gum stick to her hair even more." Chuck replied to Julian as he too enters the kitchen.
"Does everyone in this town have to hear about this?" Lina whined.
"Chewing gums are made to be chewed on, dearie." Coach Green suggested as he appeared out of nowhere. "Perhaps I can chew the gum out for you."
"You're not chewing gum out of my daughter's hair." Hilda told Coach Green. "That's plain gross for a mother to see."
But seconds later, almost everyone in town appeared out of nowhere and suggests some ideas to get gum out of Lina's hair. Lina and Hilda quickly grew frustrated.
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Greg: Master of the Game Hole
Some folk'll never win a game
But then again some folk'll
Like Greg
Master of the Game Hole
At Greg's Game Hole, Greg, the owner of the game hole, is seen humming his theme song by the counter when a very fat, geeky boy approached him.
"Mr. Greg, is there a cheat-code on how to defeat the evil dragon from level 5 of Knight Quest and then get to the end of the game?" the fat geek boy asked Greg. "I can't defeat him and I want to know how the game ends."
"Boy, you don't need cheat-codes to win the game." Greg answered. "The best way to actually play a video game and win the game is if you believe in yourself."
"Wow. I didn't realize that." The fat geek boy replied happily. "I'm heading back to defeat the evil dragon once more!"
"May the force be with you, boy." Greg replied. "May the force be with you."
Most folk'll use a cheat-code
But then again some folk'll
Like Greg
Master of the Game Hole
"Well it seems like a nice day to be outside." Grey said as he looks at the window and saw Bobby running past the store. "But then again, I have business to attend to."
Outside the store, Bobby is seen running, but he's running for his life because Dickson is chasing after him. While running, Bobby ends up running into Heidi who is carrying her personal camera.
"Watch where you're going next time." Heidi scowls at Bobby.
"Well, sorry!" Bobby snapped. "I have no time to hear you complaining about your day. I'm trying to avoid death!"
"What kind of death are you avoiding?" Heidi asked Bobby, as if she is interested in Bobby's story.
Bobby quickly turns around and saw Dickson catching up on him. With no time to lose, Bobby continues on running, leaving Heidi stunned.
"Come back here wad!" Dickson yelled as he chases Bobby to the other parts of Norrisville. "For I'm not the son of Mac Antfee for nothing!"
Bobby ran as fast as he could until he came across Mia's sex shop. He turns intangible and runs through the door, leaving Dickson stunned.
"How did that wad do that?" Dickson asked himself.
However, inside Mia's sex shop, Mia has restrained both Mac Antfee and the ninja in ropes and tied each of them to a chair. Mac Antfee is gagged with a ball gag whereas the ninja didn't get gagged because he has the mask on and he'd most likely be as silent as a real ninja. Both Mac Antfee and the ninja struggle their bounds as Mia approaches them with a whip in her hands.
"As soon as Zed gets here," Mia assured her captives. "The party will begin."
A buzz is set off. The ninja and Mac Antfee exchanged worried looks. Mia presses a button and the door opens.
"There he is now." Mia spoke seductively.
But much to Mia's disappointment, and Mac Antfee's relief, the visitor was Dickson rather than Zed.
"Who are you?" Mia asked Dickson. "You seemed too young to be here."
"Where's that wad called Bobby?" Dickson demanded Mia. "I know he's in here somewhere."
However, Mac Antfee tries to warn Dickson about what was happening, but all Dickson could hear were his dad's muffles from the ball gag. Over his dad's muffled protest and the fact that the ninja would rather keep his mouth shut while getting worried about Bobby, Dickson makes small talks with Mia.
"So … nice store you got there, lady." Dickson sweet-talks Mia. "Didn't anyone tell you that you're one sexy –"
Before Dickson could say any more, Mia holds him at gun-point.
"Get in the corner, kid." Mia ordered Dickson.
Dickson did what Mia told him. Mia grew pleased, until all of a sudden she got whacked on the head with a chain mace and falls unconscious. The ninja, Mac Antfee and Dickson looked behind Mia's body and saw Bobby wielding a chain mace while wearing a knight's helmet.
"Take that, bitch!" Bobby cursed at Mia. "That'll teach you not to mess with one of my friends."
Dickson quickly runs up to Mac Antfee and unties him. Bobby did the same to the ninja.
"Thanks, Bobby." The ninja thanked Bobby as he rubs his wrists. "We thought we'd be goners if it weren't for you."
"Hey, Dickson helped too without knowing it." Bobby told the ninja while pointing at Dickson. "All he did was distract the lady long enough for me to knock her out and free you guys."
"I don't know how to say this to your face, wad, but …" Dickson tries to admit to Bobby. "You helped saved my dad's life."
"Let's not speak of this in the future." Mac Antfee told Dickson, Bobby and the ninja.
"Agreed." The ninja replied as he pulls out a smoke bomb and throws in on the ground. "SMOKE BOMB!"
As soon as the ninja and Bobby are gone into thin air, Mac Antfee and Dickson decided to call a cab. As they wait for a cab, they didn't notice Lina running at the sidewalks.
With her wool hat on, Lina hurries to a nearby barbershop. While there, she gets into the chair as the barber approaches her.
"Want me to cut off the gum or stylize it?" the barber asked Lina.
"Cut it off." Lina replied. "But be careful."
"Don't worry sweetheart. I know hair's important to a little girl."
Moments later, the gum is finally out of Lina's hair, but it only leaves Lina a bald spot.
"AHHH!" Lina cried as she looks in the mirror.
"If you keep squirming, there's going to be no lollipop." The barber told Lina as he cuts Lina's hair again.
This time, Lina's hair is finally stylized to look like curly locks. The bald spot is completely gone.
"I like it!" Lina cried happily as she looks in the mirror. "I finally look like a real person."
Lina happily leaves the barbershop and walks back home, but Bash is standing by the doorway. He looks at Lina' curly locks.
"Ha-ha!" Bash laughs at Lina.
Feeling down, Lina puts her wool hat back on. Just then, an old woman walks by, trips on the curb and winds up head-first in a trash can.
"Ha-ha!" Bash laughs at the old woman as well.
A blue corvette drove past Bash, and Bash took a good look at its driver – a male anthropomorphic raccoon with glasses.
"Ha-ha!" Bash laughs at the male raccoon.
But what Bash didn't expect is that the raccoon pulls over by the curb, get out of the corvette and looks at Bash. Bash looks at the raccoon as well.
The male raccoon is tall and scrawny-like with sapphire blue eyes, grey fur, messy black hair that is chin-length and two medium side-bangs coming down to his chin. He wore yellow glasses, a blue t-shirt under a white lab coat, a pair of beige pants and a pair of red sneakers. He starts to pursue Bash.
"Crud." Bash muttered as he runs off from the male raccoon. He made a get-away at the corner, but the raccoon rounds the corners but only sees Lina and an open manhole.
"He's down there," Lina told the raccoon as she points at the manhole.
"Crud." Bash's voice is heard from the manhole
The male raccoon walks towards the manhole and lifts Bash out of the manhole by his head.
"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my corvette?" the male raccoon spoke to Bash.
"Yeah." Bash replied.
"Everyone needs to drive a car, even a humanoid raccoon."
"Who are you anyway?" Bash asked the raccoon.
"My name's Mordecai Tennessee Cooper, but you can call me Mouse." The raccoon, Mouse replied as he turns Bash to face his corvette.
"This was the car I could afford." Mouse lectured Bash. "Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?"
"I guess so." Bash replied, though he was unclear on the subject.
This made Mouse frustrated.
"Would you like it when someone else laughs at your misfortunes?" Mouse threatened Bash. "Let's find out."
Mouse puts Bash down and pulls down Bash's pants, in the middle of a street.
"Now march!" Mouse ordered Bash as Bash is forced to march down the street, pants down.
As Bash is marching, Mouse drives slowly behind the ashamed bully.
"Hey everyone! Look at this!" Mouse yelled at the people who were outside. "It's that teenager who laughs at us! Let's laugh at him!"
"Ha-ha!" everyone laughs at Bash.
"Wave to the people!" Mouse ordered Bash.
Bash waves to the people.
"Throw them kisses!"
Bash throws kisses to the people. Now Bash knows how it feels to be humiliated. As Bash cries, ketchup and mustard rain down on Bash. Bash looks up and growls in anger. From the bridge, Randy and Howard laugh at Bash while pouring down ketchup and mustard.
"Well, Howard, I guess interesting stuff does happen to people in Norrisville." Randy said to Howard.
"Yep." Howard replied as he and Randy walk away from the overpass. "Everybody in town's got their story to tell."
"There's just not enough time to hear them all."
As if on cue, Viceroy shows up.
"Sorry I'm late." Viceroy tries to explain to the readers. "There was trouble at the lab, but I'm here."
Viceroy shows the readers the title card which reads, The Adventures of Viceroy. But the story fades out on the poor scientist before he can present his story.
"Wait, wait! I have a funny story!" Viceroy tries to explain. "I even have a theme song! If you listen, I'll sing to you!"
Viceroy: He's Viceroy, Viceroy!
You never really know what's he's gonna do next
He's Viceroy, Viceroy!
Giggity, Giggity, Giggity, Giggity, let's make stuff!
But the story faded to black and all we can hear is Viceroy cursing something.
"Stupid Quagmire."