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I was on vacation, I couldn't update for a week. :( But for some fun, I will post another famous quote from our friends in the Star Wars galaxy (F.Q.F.O.F.I.T.S.W.G.) before this chapter of R.B.H.! :D
"There is nothing like gunky hippo toe pie. Except for the Hula."
-Anakin Skywalker to a man with a long purple beard named Paul. (Short for Constantine)
"Suddenly, Yoda was holding a fake mustache and a grape. He had an evil grin on his face. 'So do I.' he said."
"Master Yoda! What did I do to make you want to kill me?" cried Ahsoka. Yoda shrugged.
"I never did!" he said.
"B-but-why were you holding up a fake mustache and a grape? That is what you use to kill people with." said Ahsoka.
"No, silly! Use man's OWN mustache, not fake!" said Yoda, as if Ahsoka was stupid.
Ahsoka sighed. "You are so weird." she said to herself.
Suddenly, Anakin began repeatedly screaming like a frightened little girl.
"Speaking of weird..." muttered Ahsoka.
"Scream, why do you, Skyguy?" asked Yoda.
"HEY! That's My nickname for my Master! Not your's you little taco bug!" yelled Ahsoka.
"I screamed because I really want a mustache." said Anakin.
"Ok... want to go swimming?" asked Ahsoka.
Yoda shook his head. No literally, it was vibrating. Then he shot up into the sky.
"Um..." said Anakin and Ahsoka. Suddenly Anakin was dressed as a cowboy. "Let's go wrangle up a few of 'em doggies and get us a swimming hole so we can take a dip!" said Anakin.
"What?" asked Ahsoka. Anakin was dressed in swimming trunks, sunglasses, and flip flops with a towel over his shoulder all of the sudden. He was carrying an inflatable floaty ring that looked like a duck.
"Come on! Let's go get Obi-Wan, Rex, and Cody! We can all go swimming!" cried Anakin. He snapped and Ahsoka was in a green tankini and black flip flops, carrying a beach ball.
"Well okay then!" she said. They both ran down the hall and got Obi-Wan, Rex, and Cody. They all helped with getting Cody down from the ceiling fan. Now they were all on their way to the Jedi Temple swimming pool. When they arrived at the pool, they all dropped what they brought and jumped into the pool. They were all in their swimming suits. Ahsoka did a hand stand, Obi-Wan did a flip, Rex sang underwater, Cody begged the wall to play underwater tea party with him, and Anakin screamed at the edge of the pool, looking at the deep end. (4 feet)
"Come on in, Master!" said Ahsoka laughing.
"Yeah! It's fun!" said Obi-Wan, coming up from his flip.
Rex came up to the surface coughing, spitting out water. "Yeah... fun..." he said.
Cody was now beating up the wall because it was ignoring him.
"No! It is scary!" cried Anakin, barely touching the water with the tip of his toe.
"Put on your floaty ring! Mr. Ducky will protect you, Skyguy." said Ahsoka, sighing.
Anakin ran over to the chair by the side of the pool, and slipped on Mr. Ducky. He jumped into the pool, and began giggling and splashing around.
"That's taken care of." said Obi-Wan to Ahsoka. So they all were having a great time, until a ninja dropped down from the ceiling on a wire with a needle, and popped Mr. Ducky. The ninja rose back up without being noticed.
"Oh, Mr. Ducky, isn't this fun- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Anakin, as he looked down to see the deflated Mr. Ducky. "?" Ahsoka rushed over to comfort him. She led him out of the pool.
"Don't worry, Master. We'll find whoever did this. Right, boys?" said Ahsoka.
"Right!" said Rex, Obi-Wan, and Cody simultaneously. They all stepped out of the pool and hugged the crying Anakin.
A/N: Sorry this chapter is so short, the next one will be longer. R&R! :)