Q: Nick : You think Clem hot what the fuck are you a pedophilie.

A: "I never said she was hot!" said Nick. "And I am not a pedophile!"

"Admit it. If you were, we'd go at it like rabbits." Clem wiggled her eyebrows at the man.

"Oh please. Don't flatter yourself."

"Whatever. That's why Sarah told me you put it in the wrong hole. Probably from all those times you busted nuts in Luke!"

"You don't even know what you're talking about!" Nick blushed at this.

Q: To everyone would you rather deal with walkers or the Titans from attack on titan and to clementine who do you think would in a death battle you or serene Yeager in his titan form

A: Everyone: Walkers

"I'd probably lose." said Clementine.

"There's no probably in it." said Sarah. "You would lose."

"Whatever, Sarah."

Q: Nick : is Ben 2.0 because he stupid screw up that gets people killed plus No one like him and it fun pick on him.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Clementine. "It's true! It's too easy!"

"Whatever." Nick scowled.

"I still love you." said Sarah kissing her boyfriend on the cheek.

Rebecca : Christa 2.0 because she the bitchly pregnant lady.

"Yep, yep." Lee nodded. "The bitch is lucky she didn't get pushed downstairs."

"Hey!" Rebecca and Christa said in unison.

Alvin : is Omid 2.0 because nice guy who doesn't have any balls became his wife has them.

Clementine snickered along with Lee. Omid was offended at this. "I have balls!"

"I'm pretty sure everybody in Vegas knows that." said Lee.

Carlos : Larry 2.0 the asshole who only care about his daughter.

"To Carlos's defense, he isn't a major ass." said Clementine. "Ugh I almost barfed."

Sarah : Clem 2.0 when she Clem before Clem became a badass.

"Don't compare that girl to my younger self." said Clementine offended. "I'm way cuter. Besides I had an excuse for being like I was. Plus I had a great figure in my life. She didn't."

"My dad's a…"

"Yeah right."

Luke : Duck 2.0 a giant annoy ugly fat stupid turd.

Clementine snickered. Luke tried defended himself, but with how hard Clementine was laughing he gave up."

Pete : Lee 2.0 the nice guy who smartest member of the group and deserve to out live all of you shitty Cabin group.

"Amen!" said Clementine. "Best member of the cabin group. 10 OUT OF 10!"

"I wish I had made it." said Pete.

Q: Nick: to bad your not the show or in the comic because I would love it if Negan smash your brain in with Lucielle. That his baseball wrapped with barbed-wire. Actually I take that back that cool badass death you don't deserve a cool death you deserve a shitty death.

A: "Fuck you! Why is everybody picking on me?!" said Nick. "Just because I fucked up a couple of times…"

"Oh shut up!" said Clementine. "You deserve what your bitch ass gets."

Q: Clem: who hotter Gill or Duck and if you had to pick who would by your boyfriend.

A: "Damn…I don't know. Gill's pretty good at pulling pranks and Duck can be funny…probably Gill. He looks better." said Clementine.

"What? We look alike! Look!" Duck said as he and Gill stood beside each other.

"They do! KENNY'S BEEN HAVING SEX ALL OVER THE COUNTRY MAKING MORE DUCKS!" yelled Lee. *

Q: Nick: Your the Jar Jar Binks of the walking dead.

A: "Kiss my ass!"

"Who would wanna kiss your dirty ass?" said Clementine.

"You know what I meant!" said Nick. "I am not…shit…man fuck all of you fucks."

Q: To Everyone: In my story "Letting Her Go" Luke didn't want Clementine to date her boyfriend Tommy. Then when they kissed Luke grounded her. What are your opinions on that?

A: "Oh let me tell you!" Clementine slammed her hands down on the table making everyone jump. "First off that horny bastard ain't my father! Second off I don't give a shit that he's older than me! I'll do whatever I damn well please! Third, I would have fought that fucker on the side of the street! As soon as that asshole stepped outside, I would have grabbed a baseball bat, knocked him out, waited until he woke up, dragged him outside where everybody could see him, and BEAT THAT FUCKER LIKE A SLAVE!"

"Damn!" said Lee. "I was just going to say call Jigsaw on that fucker, but that sounds good."

"I think that's really mean. What did he do?" asked Sarah.

"That's stupid." said Duck. "Sounds like he's jealous."

"Understandable." said Kenny.

"What did he do?" said Jane. "Did he try and feel her up or something?"

"'If he moved too fast, I could understand." said Carley.

Q: Bill Cipher: if what Clemmy clue? I'm all ears (Pulls out an ear and hands it to Clementine)

A: "Well I want you to…" Clementine whispers into the ear something about doing something to Luke.

"Clementine…" Sarah pouted at her.

"What? This isn't about you or your ugly ass boyfriend." Clementine bent over pretending to scratch her leg when she was really whispering about to doing something awful to Nick. "Preferably have an embarrassing picture of him that'll make Sarah laugh at him.

also Carver buddy I have something you need to know Carlos is not a real docter (shows an image of carlos working at a gas station) he worked at a gas station and the only reason he pretended to be a doctor is so you won't kill him and he uses his big vocabulary to make himself seem smarter but in truth he never made it out of college! now here's a bazooka go and make him pay!

"I FUCKING KNEW IT!" said Clementine. "I KNEW THAT BITCH COULDN'T BE A DOCTOR! EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!"

"Then how'd he…" Carver rubbed his forehead as he looked at the picture.

"Basic medical skills." said Clementine. "Even I know more than him even though my mom was the doctor. Heck even Katjaa knows more than you and she's a vet!"

"I am a doctor!" said Carlos. "That picture's fake!"

"The jigs up, Carlos!" The little girl pointed a finger at him! "YOU SUCK! NO DEGREE HAVIN' ASS!"

also to lee wanna hear a joke here it goes my ex wife still misses me...but her aim is getting better hahahahaha!

"Good one." said Lee. "Wish I had thought of that."

Q: Best chapter yet well actually there all amazing. To lee: did you end up banging that girl?

A: "Girl? What girl?" said Lee all innocent like. "The only girl I fucked was my Carley here."

"Shush, Lee." Carley blushed.

Q: To Clem, would you rather bone Duck, Gill, or a giant tentacle monster?

A: "Most likely Gill." said Clementine. "Duck if he was alive and if his voice gets deeper…or we all could all have a…uh…um…"

"Orgy?" said Duck.

"No I think that's more than 3 people…what is it, Lee?"

"A 3-way."

"Oh right." said Clementine. "3 way. Besides a tentacle monster sounds scary."

"I'd do it!" said Duck. "It sounds cool."

"It does sound cool." said Gill.

Q: oh the documentary ummm well it's about coughNiagaraFallscough anyway you'll love the video so just get started watching it and I'll lead duck and nick to pain'sville USA just trust me wait there for a few miniutes and the fun will begin!

A: "I didn't catch that, but okay." shrugged Clementine. "I'll see you fucks in a minute."

*Just look at Duck and Gill. Ignoring the skin tone, the fuckers look so much alike! Hell look at Gill's mom and Molly. SAME MODEL. DIFFERENT COLORS! IT'S LIKE ALPHA AND OMEGA ALL OVER AGAIN! BTW I haven't watched it, but from the reviews I've seen of the movie most of the characters have reused models.