Monkey: I own nothing!!

Mr. Shihomi eyed his students, his eyes lingering on Johan and Judai the longest. The two smiled innocently, not fooling anyone.

"Alright you two, what have you done?" Mr. Shihomi asked.

"We haven't done anything," Johan assured.

"Yeah, we love freshman studies." Judai added.

"Bull."

The students laughed.

"Well I'll find out eventually so in the meantime, get to work on 'paying your bills.' Gotta love the fiscal unit." Mr. Shihomi said.

His students got to work. All around the class, the desks were moved around and grouped in different ways. Some desks were in groups of two, others were in groups of three. Some were even alone. The whole point of the unit was to have a little taste of adult life, which meant paying bills, having bank accounts, investing, etc.

His students tried to work. Johan and Judai started arguing so it disrupted the class.

"I'll pay the bills," Johan said. Since he and Judai were at a two desk 'apartment,' they had to split the bills but Johan didn't want to do that.

"No, I'll pay them." Judai said. He didn't want Johan taking all the work.

"No way, it's my job to take care of you, I'll pay them."

"At least let me pay half."

"No, save your money."

"But Johan—"

"No."

Judai frowned. "I'm not some girl!"

"I never said you were!"

So interested was the teacher in their argument that he didn't notice where he was sitting. He sat on his chair and scooted into the desk.

"What the?!" Mr. Shihomi suddenly exclaimed. He looked down at his desk and legs and saw massive amounts of gum stuck to him. "Ahh!" He tried to sit up but found he was stuck. "Johan! Judai!"

The class burst out laughing. Johan and Judai smiled.

"What's going on??" the teacher asked when he saw Johan walk over to Judai and wrap his arms around the smaller boy. "Weren't you guys just pissed at each other?? And why gum?!"

"Aw come on, we would never get mad at each other over something like that," Johan laughed.

"It was all an act," Judai grinned. "And gum because we thought it'd be funny."

"I should've known." Mr. Shihomi stated. "You guys should join theatre."

"Nah, too much work." Judai said.

Mr. Shihomi glanced at the huge amounts of gum stuck under his desk and on his legs. "And this isn't too much work?" He asked sarcastically.

"Not really. I mean, the other day, we made pot stickers and nearly blew up the stove. That was a lot of work." Johan said.

"Especially because it was an accident," Judai added.

Mr. Shihomi looked at the disaster duo.

"I'll give you three days detention."

"In House." They insisted.

"Why would you ask for a bigger punishment?"

"Detention gets boring." Judai said.

"It's supposed to be."

"We already have too much detention for the rest of the year." Johan said. "And In House is more fun."

"Fine. One day In House."

"Three."

"Two."

"Four."

"Three."

"Ok!" they grinned.

Mr. Shihomi sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Thank God I only see you guys for one semester."

"Um, Mr. Shihomi?" A girl, Yukina, spoke up.

"Yes?"

"Is it true that you'll be teaching the only AP world history class next year?"

"Yes."

"Sweet!" Johan and Judai exclaimed. "We're taking that class next year too! That means you'll be able to teach us again!"

The teacher paled. He reached for the school phone on his desk.

"What are ya doing?" Judai asked, walking towards him.

Mr. Shihomi tried to get away but the gum was tough. He wondered how long it took them to chew all that gum and stick it there and how the hell he didn't notice it before.

"Uh yes, hello? … Yes, I'd like to know if it was too late to back out of teaching AP world history next year… It's too late? Are you sure? … Are you really sure? … Are you re—hello? Hello?" He hung up the phone and looked at Johan and Judai who were grinning.

"Can't wait to see you next year!" they said happily.

The bell rang and everyone left.

"Wait! How do I get unstuck? Hey!" But they were gone. Mr. Shihomi looked down. He was completely stuck. "Damn it… I have to go to the bathroom…"

Monkey: Hope you guys liked the chappie! Well, I know it's late but I've been kinda busy with other things. And this time, I actually asked my freshman studies teacher what would annoy him the most if his kids did something in the class. He said gum under the desks so I spiced it up a bit! xD Oh hey, does anyone know how to say blueberry in Spanish?? Like, my family just says blueberries and none of us know what it is in Spanish which is kinda sad and I need it for a Span story I'm doing but I have no idea how to say it! Dx So if anyone could help, that'd be great. :D See you guys real soon!!