After that first night with Haku, we found time for each other every single day until I had to go back to my Unit. Ten of the times we got together, we had sex. Little five foot, two inch high Haku took eight inches of me on the last try. Before I left I asked him what we were to each other, and he said we were friends with benefits...
and I was relieved, cause I don't want to feel tied down.
Wanting to be with Sakura for so long like I did, made me shut the door on a whole lot of experiences that now I don't want to miss. Hot womanly men like Haku and Sasuke...that's a whole new world I want to explore...and not with just my summer sausage. Plus there are other regular ladies out there I might want to chill and thrill with.
Well that's not the whole story. Yes, I want my freedom to be with who I want to be with and that's selfish and I don't apologize for that. But I also don't want other people to become dependent on me because, flat out, I might be sent to combat and die.
I suppose it seems like the feelings I had for Sakura were insincere, but whoever would think that would be WRONG! Man, I love her as a friend, and I would have loved to be her husband and father to our children. But she has green spandex man and she seems serious about him, so I'm moving on. It's the grown-up thing to do, ya know. A person shouldn't just sit around waiting for lost opportunities to maybe come back, cause that's the time to look for or make new opportunities...believe it!
Speaking of making opportunities, I should be trying to make something happen with Sasuke. I should probably write him and...talk about things...and stuff. Oh who am I kidding! There's nothing to talk about because we couldn't stand each other for forever and so we're not friends now. And really, I just wanna cram my trombone down his throat and up his ass. So I might as well not beat around the bush, and let him know just what I want.
Hmmm...no one else is here. I just gotta find something to measure with and a can of pop.
-6 days later-
Holy crap what a terrible day of training! I fell down a hill and crashed right into a big tree. I got attacked by ants. Then a big ass cane spider crawled into my helmet and I almost put it on my head. But now it's done and I can take a shower and relax. What's this?...a letter on my bunk from...Sasuke!
It's kinda thick. Probably some long-winded legal notice to not contact him. Heh...guess I shouldn't have sent him pictures of my Rude Boy out of the blue like I did. Oh well, I'll read'em and weep when I'm cleaned-up.
Ok, what have we here? Oh...it's some photos and a letter. Well letter first then.
Hello Naruto
I don't know what possessed you to send those pictures of your nude body and hard penis, but they were:
interesting.
Included are photographs I hope you find interesting as well.
Let's see then...this first pic is of WOW! It's a side view of him licking a dick shaped lollipop...and his eye is turned toward me! Damn I'm starting to swell! Better get to the bathroom to look at the rest of these.
Alright, the king is on his throne. Next pic comin up.
Deja vu...he's in all white: heels, thigh-highs, thong panties, garter belt, and bra...standing front to a wall, lookin back at me with them bedroom eyes, and out of his amazing booty he's pulling balls on a string!
The last pic he's face down/ass up on the floor...lookin back licking his pretty ruby red lips. He's got on red patent leather, up to the knees, high-heeled boots, and a red – lookin like liquid metal – mini-dress. His one hand is reached back to hold the thong out of the way of a glass dildo that's stickin out of him.
Man, so hot!...if I don't relieve myself now I'll walk around with a boner all night.
Oh wait...this pic has something written on the back
I'm making room for you, handsome hung Uzumaki. Need the real thing though.
Damn! Maybe he's just fuckin with me, but THIS is a hell of alot better than when he fucks with me with insults and talking down at me.
~5 days later, back at Naruto's home duty station in the continental United States~
"Hey Uzumaki...the big boss want's to see you"
"The big boss (the 'boss' was the Company Commander, making the 'big boss' the Battalion Commander)...Lieutenant Colonel Sarutobi want's to see me?"
"Yeah...get your shirt and headgear on and let's go"
"Awww..you done fucked up fox man" -says 'Jethro' (Raff's replacement...and that's not his real name, he's just a through and through country boy from the back woods of West Virginia)
As I walk with my Squad Leader to Battalion HQ, I'm racking my brain tryin to think of what I might have done wrong...but there's only one thing that comes to mind: the photos Orochimaru took of me. For real, when a person joins the military, they become Government property. So I'm thinking that those pics got put in a magazine somewhere...the Army found out about it...and now I'm up shit creek because Tayuya and her boss tricked me.
Well isn't life grand!
Finally I'm alone with 'da Man'
"I see that one of my troops has been moonlighting...and as a big time fashion model no less"
"But old man..they told me I was signing an insurance paper, not a model release..I swear!"
"Corporal Uzumaki!...we've known each other since you were a baby, and your parents are dear friends of mine..but when we're in a place where others might hear us, you will properly refer to me as Lieutenant Colonel!
"Right...sorry Lieutenant Colonel sir"
"Look..you aren't in trouble...the shortened version of the full story is that Orochimaru..because he's smart..came straight away to the people who handle the Army's public affairs since he understood the implications of you being a soldier. They took all this long to reach a decision on whether or not to have the photos released, and it just so happens that they decided in the affirmative"
"Well...Lieutenant Colonel sir...that's a good thing,huh?"
"Well yes it is...for Orochimaru because he'll make money off those pictures...for the other model in the photo sets because it can only boost their career...and you might benefit too..because our PR folks also decided that they want you out in the limelight doing more modeling and generally being a picture perfect representation of the Army"
"Well hey...that...sounds good huh...I get to live a fancy life...instead of busting my back and balls like all my buddies will be doing...and if the Unit gets sent off into combat again..I'll be chillin in a safe place with all the pretty people" -I should sound excited...but I just sound...listless
"Corporal Uzumaki...Naruto...this I why I wanted to talk to you first before I sent you up to the Major who would be in charge of you for your PR duty...I wanted to know what you really want to do..that way I can pull as many strings as I can to keep you here as our valued asset...but of course I can only do so much...if the higher-ups say you have to be Mr. Army pinup, then that's how it will have to be"
"Uh...thanks old man...um, I mean't..."
"Don't...worry about it...just go and think it over for the next twenty-four hours...you don't actually have to see the Major until tomorrow about this time"
I'm like deep in thought as I walk back to where our Squad is pulling weeds around the sidewalks near our barracks for the sake of 'area beautification'.
Let's see...easy street or mean streets...what will it be.
Man, well over 30 thousand words and our main pair still haven't exchanged bodily fluids. Well that's fixin to change...see ya next chapter.
Oh by the way, I've gotten more positive feedback since the last time I addressed the reviews. I thank you and all who have taken time to give this work a read.