Chapter 14

Chapter 14

It's taken me so long to get back into writing fanfic, I have so much on with exams and coursework, the holidays will be rolling round soon and I'll update a lot :)

To those of you who can't remember because I haven't updated in ages –

Lily – Normal

Sirius – Bold

James – Normal underlined

Remus – Italics

Peter – Bold Italics

And for this chapter –

Emma – bold, italics underlined

Why hello miss Mason nice of you to drop by.

Waggle your eyebrows once more and I'll rip them off you arrogant jerk.

And there's me thinking you had a little thing for me.

Oh Sirius I do have a thing for you, a BIG thing, but it's full of hatred.

You can't fool me, everyone would like a bit of Sirius.

Yeah you keep telling yourself that and maybe someday you will believe it.

Oh trust me I do believe it.

Emma - why did you agree to go out with Remus?

Yes do tell, I've always wondered that myself.

Padfoot, do you intentionally try to annoy people? Or is it more of a problem that you cannot help?

It's more of a gift that I only use on you and Mason.

Black, I have always wondered how you manage to make girls go out with you.

Yeah me too, do you use a love potion, or do you knock them unconscious and pretend that you stayed with them until they were awake so they think you saved them?

I think it's more that I have a gorgeous face and an out standing personality.

No, you have a hideous face and a terrible personality.

Well, aren't we abusive today Mason?

I'm only abusive when you're around Black.

Why oh why have both my best friends gone and got abusive girls.

Excuse me, Black?

What? I didn't hear you burp.

Oh get a life, you man-whore.

Prongs? Are you going to let her talk to your best friend like that?

What? She's not talking to Moony, she's talking to you.

I have never been so insulted in my life by you Prongs.

Ah you know I'm only kidding.

So, Emma, what attracted you to Remus?

Oh well he's smart-

I'm smart.

As I was saying, he's funny-

I'm funny.

He's good looking-

Oh come on! I'm better looking that Remus.

Oh and Remus is incredibly modest.

Is it just me or is Sirius Black jealous?

Sirius Black has never been jealous and never intends to be jealous.

Emma and Lily are right, you need to get a life.

Oh shut up Moonpie, or I'll tell Emma about that time when we were playing truth or dare and you-

She already knows.

How?

You told me yesterday you idiot whilst you were trying to chat me up.

Padfoot! I told you not to ask her out, you fool!

I am no fool; it's not my fault your girlfriend was throwing herself at me.

I was not throwing myself at you; you just like to think that I do.

I know you should what goes on in my mind at night.

Padfoot, none of us want to know what you dream at night.

I do!

Ew, Pete that disgusting.

You know what goes on in his mind.

You couldn't even imagine what goes in my mind, when you walk past me in the morning in your boxers.

I told you he was gay!!

It was a joke Moonpie.

Its always jokes with you.

Hey! I can be serious!

That's not even funny anymore.

Why is Wormtail pissing himself then?

Come on Padfoot, he still laughs about the time we were flicking peas at Snape in the great hall.

Yeah come on Pete that was funny for like a second.

He's still laughing about it now.

Get over it Pete its not even funny.

Sorry.

Yeah, you better be!

Black! Stop picking on him you stupid twat!

Dear Sirius, you cannot go out with so many girls forever, meet me in the astronomy tower for a date, if you do you'll never stray towards any other girl.

Woah, someone trying to tame Sirius Black.

No one will be able to tame Sirius Black.

To be honest mate, I think you should give it a go.

I like variety; I can't go out with just one girl! What the hell are you on about?

She's right though you can't be a player forever.

I can and I will! I'll show you all!

What would you do if she was everything you wanted? Would you still cheat on her?

I don't know I've never been in that situation before.

Don't you ever want children, Black?

Are you trying to say you want my babies?

Get a life Black, and in the process get a woman too.

Go on Padfoot, have a date with this girl, she might be 'the one'.

No, because when you see me with other girls you'll slap me.

No we wouldn't.

That's never stopped you before.

Emma – which marauder do you find the most attractive?

Me obviously.

Obviously not Black, Remus is her boyfriend.

Anyway Padfoot, I'm the most attractive.

Remus is the most attractive.

Thanks Emma :)

Oh god there going to start making out.

No we keep that private.

Unlike you, snogging in the great hall and in lessons.

I swear you're a male prostitute.

Well I'm not so there!

How much do you get paid?

Why are you thinking of joining him, Potter?

No I have my beautiful girlfriend, Lily.

Now there going to start snogging. Look what you've done Mason!

Me?

Do you want to start snogging?

EW! Get away from me Black!

Sirius? Have a word with little Sirius and see if he doesn't mind getting removed.

NO stay away from my man bits!

No offence Sirius? But what man bits?

You know full well how big they are.

No Emma, put the wand down!

If he says one more thing, the man bits will be gone!

Anyway, Moony which marauder do you fine the most attractive?

None of you because I am not gay!

We all know who you find the most attractive Padfoot.

I know who the most attractive is.

Yes me too, the one and only J-

SIRIUS BLACK! Oh thank you for you all voting for me, I had no idea.

Sirius black you are full of shit. No one would vote for you unless it was the winner for a moron competition.

James would win that competition.

Padfoot, all of us here know that you're the one and only moron here.

I love you too Jamesipoo.

Thank you to all of you for reading this, its not the best, but I haven't wrote for ages so im just getting into it again :) please review everyone xxxxxx