OH HAI GUYS

So…what's up?

I, uh, I watched Wall-E today.

I also reread this story.

I really hated it. :/

So yeah.

Story will now (hopefully) be updated every weekend. Or every other weekend.

OH AND ONE MORE THING. I changed my penname. I used to be KreeBlackFeather. I am now known as Pumpkin2Face.

Jack, one of the doctors held both my wrists, checking my pulse while the doctor from earlier stuck the plug into the back of my neck. I winced and stumbled forward a bit, but ended up tripping, falling to the floor. "Ah! Eve! Are you okay?"

"Yeah, whatever." I straitened up and was hit by a flying shard of glass. The plug in my neck slowed me down in every aspect. I couldn't see right, everything was blurry. I heard the glass shattering a second after I got the cut on my cheek. One of the nurses let out a shriek and I reached up foggily to pull the cord out of my neck. They probably need my help. My vision straitened out as the cord clattered to the ground.

The room was in motion. The man with the umbrella had taken the distraction and tried to make a break for it. Two doctors were reaching for stun guns and on the floor in front of my knelt Wall-E where he had obviously tripped. He was now holding my gun which I supposed had fallen out of its holster. Behind Wall-E was a hole in the glass where he had crashed through. "Wall-E! What are you doing?"

"Eva!" He was holding out my gun to me with the handle facing toward me and the barrel facing away. He was so shaken that for a minute I felt kind of bad for him. Then I noticed all the doctors staring and I felt my cheeks begin to burn. I went to snatch the gun from Wall-E and he flinched, pulling the trigger.

"No!" The blast from the gun slammed into a panel on the wall, exploding. There was a moment of silence then all the cages holding in the mentally unstable patients of the repair ward sputtered out. I snatched my gun back, "Wall-E! What have you done!" That was the last thing I heard before the room was filled with the screams of doctors and the yelling of the now freed members of the repair ward. These members formed a mob that shattered what was left of the glass and grabbed myself and Wall-E.

I yelled and struggled trying to get away from the cheering mob of, in my opinion, complete idiots. They were going to be so much worse off then they were before because they ran. And Wall-E and I were going to get bunched in with them. Although at this point I was wondering if maybe Wall-E belonged with them. Wall-E beside me was struggling as well, someone jostled his recorder and that song from the movie back on earth started playing. "Put on your Sunday clothes..."

Suddenly the group stopped and Wall-E and I were pushed to the front. In front of us was a well equipped force of Security units, the one in the very front ordered us to halt. To my left Wall-E was still holding my gun and I realized it was making the Security units shifty. "Give me that!" I snapped and snatched the gun from him. At that moment one of the guards clicked something on his helmet, taking a picture.

My eyes widened in horror as holographic signs all over the corridor, and probably the rest of the ship, started to change into an picture of me and Wall-E in a coincidental shot making us look, rather violent. Under the picture the word caution glared and a voice came over the loud speaker "Caution, rouge robots. Caution, rouge robots."

"Oh shoot" I muttered and grabbed Wall-E's hand, dragging him along behind me as the 'rouge robots' turned around and began running away from the Security guys who soon came after them. After a few moments I pushed Wall-E down a hallway, letting the chase continue without the two of us.

Wall-E was muttering apologies and explanations but I wasn't listening. Instead I was going over in my head the quickest routs from here to the escape pods. He stumbled after me as I hurried down various passage ways praying desperately that we wouldn't get caught. Finally after a few close calls we stood in one of the silent hallways leading to the escape pod.

I didn't waste a moment typing in coordinates and preparing the pod for travel, my fingers flying across the keyboard. "Wall-E," I said barely looking up, "Get in the pod."

"Huh?" he gave me this look for a minute. I pursed my lips. He was starting to get on my nerves. Sure he was cute at first but after all he'd put me through today I was sick of it.

"Earth, you're going back to Earth," I said gesturing up to the image of the planet above my head.

"Really?" He was suddenly excited, he entered the pod quickly and sat down on one of the seats. Remembering me he looked up and smiled, motioning for me to join him. Suddenly I realized everything I had put him through today. He was in a very strange place, surrounded by strange things, and it was probably my fault. How else would he have gotten up here? He just wanted to go home.

"No," I sighed, "I need to stay here and carry out my directive."

"What? Wait!" He called as I started punching some more things in, "Then I'm

not going!"

"Wall-E!" I exclaimed as he hurried to my side, sitting down stubbornly. I almost

giggled. "Get back into-" My sentence was cut off by the sounds of someone hurrying down the hallway. I clicked the shut down button for the pod and without needing to say anything the two of us pressed up against the wall while ducking down into the shadows.

"GO-4" I hissed as she entered the room and began starting up the pod. There had always been something I didn't like about her. She followed Auto far too blindly. She had so little free will. The pod hissed open again and she stepped forward pulling something from her bag. "The plant!" I exclaimed as she dropped the beautiful, life filled shoe onto the floor.

GO-4 turned back to launch the pod as I began calculating how I could stop her. "Okay Wall-E when I-" but he was already in the pod picking up the plant. He looked at me happily.

"No!" I nearly shrieked as behind me GO-4 clicked the launch button and the pod slammed shut, Wall-E and the plant flying out into space.

Pffft…

I don't expect you to review. I deserve to be ignored like I ignored you guys D:

I still love you though! :D Thanks for reading!

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