Ok. So, I KNOW how ANNOYING these chapters are. I KNOW how no-one can ever be bothered reading the lyrics through, but if you could just like, skim read, that's be great. Because I'm pretty sure all these lyrics are all really amusing. He he.
ENJOY THE SHOW, EVERYBODY!
Previously:
"....and will you all please put your hands together for our opening act, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan!" Thunderous applause sounded and I bit my lip.
"We're up." Edward whispered.
"Oh no." was all I had time to say before the music started and he led me to the center of the stage.
BPOV
I felt Edward's lips brush against my ear. "We'll be fine." He whispered.
I merely squeaked in response.
The music to our first song started to play and I started to hyperventilate. What the hell were we thinking? Hannah Montanna? What if they thought we actually liked her!? Not everyone was going to get this joke!
Thank God Edward's line was first. I had about three seconds to concentrate on not having a seizure.
We sign our cards and letters
BFF
You've got a million ways to make me laugh
Just hearing Edward sing a Miley Cyrus song, in his voice, just about had me cracking up.
Ok, my turn. Breathe Bella. Breathe and sing....
You're lookin' out for me; you've
got my back
It's so good to have you around
Edward winked at me and sung:
You know the secrets I could never
tell
And when I'm quiet you break through my shell
"Yeah, as if he's ever quiet." I said into the microphone, causing the crowd to laugh.
Huh. I was actually kind of liking this.
Don't feel the need to do a rebel
yell
Cause you keep my feet on the ground
And now for the chorus. I didn't dare look at Alice and we sung this together....
You're a tru-u-u-ue FRIEND!
We pretty much screamed the 'FRIEND!'.
You're here till the end
You
pull me aside
When
something ain't right
Talk
with me now and into the night
'Til
it's alright again
You're a true FRIEND!
"They're so dead." A voice I would recognise (and be scared of) anywhere hissed from the wings.
And I didn't even care. I was having too much fun.
You don't get angry when
I change the plans
Somehow
you're never out of second chances
Won't
say "I told you" when I'm wrong again
"And she's wrong a lot." Edward teased. Meh. I guess I deserved that after my last little comment.
I'm so lucky that I've found...
A tru-u-u-ue FRIEND!
You're here till the end
You
pull me aside
When
something ain't right
Talk
with me now and into the night
'Til
it's alright again
You're a true FRIEND!
We sang the rest of the verses (All about what great FRIENDS we were), then finished, pounding fists.
This was, apparently, what made Alice crack.
"ALRIGHT!" She just about shouted into the microphone. "Thank you." She glared and motioned for us to get off the stage.
We snickered and Edward jumped off the stage and held out his arms for me to jump into. He lifted me off the stage and we went to take our seats in the audience.
"Told you we'd be fine." He whispered.
I nodded. "It was actually fun!"
"Ok, thank you Edward and Bella. That was very funny." Alice said through gritted teeth. "Next up we have Rosalie Hale singing....If you can afford me." The audience applauded as Rose walked on stage, dressed in tiny shorts and a a low cut top.
I couldn't help wondering how Emmett felt about his girlfriend looking like this infront of a huge crowd with guys in it...
If you want
me, a cherry on top
The pick of the pack, the crème de la crop
If
you want me you better
Do better than that tonight, oh, oh
My jaw dropped.
If you want
me, it takes more than a wink
And more than a drink, more than you
think
If you want me you're gonna
Have to break the bank
tonight
'Cause some
don't have the patience
Some call me high-maintenance
But you
pay the bill, 'cause that's the deal
"Ok, let me get this straight..." Edward hissed. "Rose is a prostitute?"
If you wanna ride, just name your price
"Oh
my god!" shouted Mike Newton from down the back. "I wanna
ride!"
And don't play cheap with your heart
Don't
make a bet if you can't write the check for me, for me
'Cause I
can be bought but you'll pay the cost
If you can afford me
"Rosalie Hale can be bought!" Another male voice exclaimed. "Why didn't I figure this out earlier?"
Suddenly, the music stopped and a very pissed off looking Emmett stormed on stage wearing a....tool belt and hard hat?
"Not even going to ask." Edward and I muttered together.
Emmett snatched the mike off Rose. "For the record, the only person who can 'buy' Rosalie is me!"
She laughed and wrapped her arms around his neck. "And you get a discount."
Alice walked onto the stage slowly. "Uh...ok. So, while Emmett's on stage, he and Jasper can perform their song...." She glanced at her paper. "Oh for the love of God..."
Jasper emerged from behind the curtain, wearing an identical outfit to Emmett's, just as Rosalie came off the stage.
"Alright!" Emmett boomed. "We're gonna do some FIXING!"
Bob the builder sang Jasper Can we fix it?
Emmett gave us all the tumbs up. Bob the builder, YES WE CAN!
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley
too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Pilchard and Bird,
Travis and Spud
Playing together like good friends should
"Ok everyone," shouted Jasper. "We want you guys to sing back to us."
Bob the builder! Can we fix it? They sang together, then they pointed to the audience.
"YES WE CAN!" we all shouted, laughing.
The music finished and the boys took a bow, throwing their hard hats out to the crowd (probably not the safest thing in the world to do...) . Edward caught one and placed it on my head, winking.
Alice re-emerged. "I cannot believe that you two sang the theme song to a CHILDS TELEVISION PROGRAMME!"
Emmett's head popped out from behind the curtain. "Dude, Bob The Builder is a CLASSIC!"
She shooed him away. "Next we have Tyler, Mike and Eric with Who let the dogs out..."
And so the show continued. Jessica sang what was possibly the MOST annoying song in the world (Crush by Mandy Moore).
Lauren sang Girlfriend by Avril Lavinge (I was pretty sure it was aimed at Tyler and his new girlfriend.).
And all too soon it was time for Edward and I to get back on stage to sing the final song. The song that Alice had had picked out for us. And I had no idea what this song was.
I was going to be singing a song in less than a minute...AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT SONG IT WAS, WHAT THE LYRICS WERE, OR EVEN IF I KNEW IT AT ALL!
But Alice had promised that we knew it, and that we had nothing to worry about.
I just had to have faith in her.
…..
Oh God, I was doomed.
Alrighty! Next Chapter: Edward and Bella's final song! What did Alice choose? And....dun dun dun.....JAMES!!!!
And the best reviews will get a sneak peek of the next chapter (Trust me, it's well worth reviewing!) xxx