Para ti, mi amiga. Espero que te quieres.

rating: T

Nami's Game

"Why are we doing this?"

"Because Nami-swan said to."

"You'd do anything she said, wouldn't you love cook?"

"Show some respect muscle head."

"Would you jump off a bridge if the witch said to?"

"Apologize to Nami-swan before I wipe the floor with you!"

"I'd cut you to ribbons before you'd lay a foot on me."

"I'll make minced meat of you!"

"Meat!? I want some meat!"

"I don't think there's any actual meat Captain-san."

"Aww. Sanji make me meat!"

"There is no meat Luffy, you ate it all."

"What!?"

"We're out of meat unless you catch some."

"M-meat! No meat? M-meat... meat..."

"Good job dart-brow, you broke him."

"Ahh! Luffy's broken! We need a doctor!"

"You are a doctor."

"Oh right."

"Will you guys shut up!"

Hai Nami-swan! I'll gladly shut up for my precious Nami-swan."

"Then why are you still talking ero-cook?"

"Marimo!"

"Enough! Put your katana away Zoro... Zoro!"

"Fine, fine. Stop your yelling woman."

"Hey, Nami actually stopped yelling."

"Love does strange things Long Nose-kun."

"Nami-swan's in love with me!"

"No she's not blondie."

"Who else would she be in love with then, baka?"

"Well for starters..."

"Nami your face is red, are you ok?"

"Aaahhh! Nami's got a fever! We need a doctor!"

"A fever? She can't get sick, don't let her die Chopper!"

"I'm fine. Can we please do this now."

"That sounds like a good idea Navigator-san."

"Oi! Usopp! You can come out of hiding now."

"I-I wasn't hiding. I was fighting off a large colony of giant rats."

"Wow! Really!?"

"Stop lying and get over here."

"What are we doing?"

"I've already told you a thousand times Luffy."

"Perhaps once more will be helpful Navigator-san."

"Fine, but this is the last time. If I need to explain it again it's going to cost you."

"Naaaamiiii!"

"Nami-swan is so cute when she's scheming."

"Jeez woman, you never stop, do you?"

"Usopp, Nami looks kind of scary."

"Don't worry I, the great Captain Usopp will protect – s-scary..."

"Alright, I'm going to give you all some paper and I want you to write one thing you like or admire about everyone else and then put it into the box for that person."

"This is the stupidest game you've made us do yet."

"I don't care. Do it anyways."

"And if I don't?"

"Do you even need to ask? Anyone who doesn't participate gets a fine."

"Sea witch."

"What was that Zoro-kun?"

"Err pass the paper..."

"That's what I thought."

/\

"Okay is everyone done?"

"It would appear that way Navigator-san."

"Can we have meat now?"

"No. Now I read them out loud."

"What... you never said that?"

"That was the whole point Usopp. What's the matter, write something you don't want others to know?"

"N-no."

"Nami-swan is so beautiful!"

"Let's get started shall we. We'll go in backwards order of who joined the crew. So I'll read Robin's first."

"Robin didn't join first!"

"I said backwards order Luffy."

"Owww..."

"Robin-chan is a mysteriously beautiful, amazing and independent woman."

"Gee I wonder who wrote that."

"Shut it marimo!"

"Sanji-kun, please be quiet."

"Hai Nami-swan!"

"She knows a lot of interesting things." "Robin has a fierce determination despite a troubled soul."

/\

"Okay time for Sanji."

"This should be interesting."

"Why's that Robin."

"No reason, Doctor-san..."

"Sanji makes lots of good meat."

"Meat!?"

"No Luffy!"

"Sanji sticks to his convictions even when they're ridiculously stupid."

"My convictions aren't stupid muscle brain."

"Who said that was mine, curly?"

"Shut Up!"

"Oww... Nami-swan is magnificent when abusing others."

"Witch..."

/\

"My turn. Let's see here..." "Nami can get us safely through all the crazy weather on the Grand Line." "The way she calls my name when she..."

"What's the problem Navigator-san?"

"Oh no her fever is back. Fix her Chopper!"

"Shall we move on to the next?"

"But you didn't finish reading that one... eek! Never mind."

"I don't know, you read all the others you shouldn't skip this one."

"Shut up Zoro."

"You even read Usopp's embarrassing comment about Robin's 'exotic and alluring smell'."

"I thought we agreed to never mention that..."

"Don't be embarrassed Long Nose-kun I thought it was sweet."

"I'm not Usopp, I am Sogeking from the land of snipers..."

"Sogeking!"

"Sogeking!"

"How do they not realize it is just Usopp with a mask?"

CRASH!

"Marines!"

"Aaaahhhh!"

"Gomu gomu no..."

"Saved by the enemy this time Navigator-san."

"Lucky for him."

"That was quite bold of Swordsman-san."

"Robin! Not so loud."

"Sorry. Shall we lend a hand?"

"Might as well... Thunder Tempo!"