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Chapter 6: Meeting the Vampire

After a few hours of waiting it was already deep in the night, how deep you say? About 10:00 pm or so.

'I didn't even have lunch.' Evan thought with despair as he cleaned the majority of Marisa's mess as ordered by both Patchouli and Sakuya.

'Well, at least the gate guard's nice.' Evan thought.

Despite being beaten by Evan, the gate guard, who he learned was named Hong Meiling, was nice enough to help Evan despite Sakuya's orders which made him grow a sense of respect for her.

'I didn't know that succubus girl also had it hard here.' Evan thought as he remembered his meeting with Koakuma.

He didn't want to remember the way they met since it was embarrasing... What? Even Evan can be embarrased okay?

Evan also remembered his mission, which was to retrieve Patchouli's stolen books from Marisa which made him almost do a slasher smile which made several fairy maids and Patchouli herself a bit uncomfortable... Yes, even Patchouli.

'When will I meet her?' Evan thought as he finally finished his cleaning which was actually impressive actually.

Growl*

'Ugh, I'm hungry...' Evan thought to himself as he pulled out a small bag of berries that he collected back at the Forest of Magic, and of course we know how berries rarely fill one's stomach.

"Ah, Evan-san mistress Remilia is now awake, and she's eager to meet you." Sakuya said after she just popped out of nowhere which didn't even made Evan flinch, which impressed Sakuya by the way.

'FINALLY!' Evan thought as he returned the empty bag back to his pocket dimension and faced Sakuya.

"You seem to be happy." Sakuya said with a smirk.

'You have no idea lady.' Evan thought as he just nodded.

Talking is not his style at all unless if he needed to that is.

After a bit of walking around the mansion's enormous hallways, Evan and Sakuya were finally in front of the dining room's doors.

"Before we go inside, I should warn you that my mistress doesn't like being treated like a child." Sakuya warned.

"...'Kay..." Evan said.

Evan will respect that as long as her mistress doesn't treat him as such.

Nodding to Evan's reply, Sakuya immediately opened the doors and Evan was now face to face with the Scarlet Devil herself.

She has an admittably cute face with a pair of bright red eyes, she also has short blue hair which was covered by a mob cap. She wore a pink dress with red accents that has a red ribbon tied on her waist. She also wore red shoes.

Evan also noticed her... short stature.

'No wonder she doesn't like being treated as a kid.' Evan thought to himself.

"Ah, looks like our guest is finally here, take a seat will you?" Remilia said.

"...Thanks..." Evan said while sitting down on one of the chairs, preferrably the one across her.

Evan noted the softness of the seat's pillows.

"So, while we wait for our meals to be served..."

"Question!" Evan intruded while raising his right arm.

"Yes?" Remilia asked, slightly surprised by Evan's intrusion.

"Can I have two plates of whatever you're serving tonight please?" Evan requested with a serious face.

"Well, sure." Remilia replied while sweatdropping a bit, was he really that hungry?

"Thank you." Evan said.

"Now that that's out of the way, why don't you answer some of my questions while we wait, hmm?" Remilia asked.

"Sure." Evan said.

"Wonderful! Now then first question, how did you defeat my gatekeeper? Not many people can do that easily you know." Remilia began.

"I caught her off guard." Evan vaguely said much to Remilia's annoyance.

"Oh? Really?" Remilia pressured Evan.

"Yes." Evan said.

"Alright then, second question, how did you defeat my head maid this time?" Remilia asked.

"I caught her off guard." Evan said again, already feeling amused of Remilia's slightly annoyed face.

"Is that so?" Remilia said while slightly gritting her teeth behind her mouth.

"Yes." Evan said, clearly amused of Remilia's annoyance.

At first, when Evan heard of Remilia being a vampire, Evan imagined a woman with an intimidating aura.

Evan really didn't expect a loli with a distaste of being treated as child. But the power he could feel from her definitely put him on edge.

But that doesn't mean he doesn't get to troll her.

"Well then, third question, my head maid mentioned you using some kind of illusion on her. How did you do it?" Remilia asked not really thinking that she just gave Evan more trolling material.

"...I caught her off guard..." Evan said now pissing off Remilia.

[SLAM!]

"Will you stop doing that!" Remilia shouted after slamming both of her hands on the table.

"Doing what?" Evan asked innocently, easily stopping himself from laughing out loud.

He's not one to show his emotions out easily after all.

"Don't you play innocent with me! You know exactly what you're doing!" Remilia shouted at Evan while pointing at him.

'Powerful or not, she's still a kid.' Evan thought as he looked at Remilia who was glaring at him, he found that adorable honestly.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Evan still feigned innocence while tilting his head to the right.

"Oh really?" Remilia pressured Evan again.

"Yes." Evan said.

"Alright then, fourth question and you better answer this!" Remilia warned Evan.

"Okay." Evan said.

"Alright, how did you not get lost in my mansion's hallways? I know for sure that my mansion has an illusion that makes intruders get lost." Remilia asked.

"How come Marisa didn't get lost?" Evan countered with a question.

'This guy...' Remilia thought with anger as she gritted het teeth behind her mouth.

Remilia knew herself that she wasn't someone who is easily angered, yet here is someone who easily pushed her buttons and made her shout too, and she knows that she rarely shouts when she's mad.

"She's an exception because she is a witch, and you do know that witches are proficient in magic." She said in a tone that stated the obvious.

"Oh..." Evan just said.

"Now, how DID you not get lost in my mansion's hallways?" Remilia tried again, already feeling tired of the conversation.

"...Does luck count?..." Evan asked.

[SLAM!]

"NO!" Remilia shouted... again.

"Ok..."

"You think this is funny?" Remilia asked with a dark aura surrounding her.

"...No?..." Evan dumbly(?) said.

"Why do I have the feeling that you're noy taking me seriously?" Remilia threateningly asked Evan.

'...#YOLO!'

"You're probably hungry." Evan said.

'...420Blazeit!' Evan kept thinking.

"Hmmm, maybe you're right... Or maybe I'm thirsty..." Remilia threateningly implied.

'Ok I think I went too far now.' Evan thought.

"Here..." Evan said while offering his right pointer finger.

"Eh?" Remilia was dumbfounded.

'Did he just give up?' Remilia thought.

When Remilia had first placed her attention on Evan. She, at first, pegged him to be the shy, easily frightened type because of his physique and looks.

She didn't really expect a male incarnate of Yukari Yakumo, nor did she expect him to be able to easily irritate her.

And here she thought she was immune against trolls because of Yukari.

But apparently this guy proved that wrong...

...Very, very wrong.

And now he's giving up?

"...Soooo you gonna suck it or not?" Evan said.

'I feel dirty saying that.' Evan dryly thought.

"Of course not, if you think that I'm falling for your trick again, then you're wrong." Remilia said while turning away and crossing her arms childishly.

'She really is a kid.' Evan thought as he sweatdropped.

"I'm serious this time." Evan said.

"Really?" Remilia looked at Evan with one eye.

"...Really..." Evan said.

"Alright then. But I'm not drinking your blood from your finger!" Remilia exclaimed while pointing at Evan.

She'll be damned if she let her guard down around him again.

"Okay." Evan said.

"Now then- Oh! Thank you Sakuya." Remilia thanked Sakuya who served a delicious looking steak and a cup of wine in front of Remilia.

"My pleasure milady." Sakuya bowed before immediately teleporting beside Evan and serving a plate with two steaks on it and a cup of tea instead.

"Thanks..." Evan said before immediately digging in.

He was hungry okay?

"Now then with all that out of the way..." Remilia started.

"Why don't we have a little chat hmmm?"

Remilia finished as she started cutting her own steak making Evan smirk internally.

He loved a good mental challenge.

[Location: Unknown]

"Yuyuko-sama everything will be ready soon." Said a feminine voice

"Ufufu yes, soon the Saigyou Ayakashi will bloom." Said another feminine voice.

"Let's see how they will deal with this." The second voice said again.

[Location: Hakurei Shrine]

'Brrr' A certain lazy miko thought as she looked up at the autumn night sky.

'Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen?' Reimu thought.

[Location: Human Village]

'Why do I feel like this winter's going to be a long one?' Marisa thought as she too looked up at the night sky.

[Location: Scarlet Devil Mansion]

'Something's wrong.' Evan thought for a moment during his conversation with Remilia.

Evan felt an odd feeling of foreboding, as if he's going to be included in something.

Something big...

'I better get my fourth card ready.' Evan thought to himself.

If he's going to be included in something big then he doesn't want to take any chances.

[CHAPTER END]

EnderSoul1401:

I'm pretty sure that this one's shorter than the others.

And yeah like I said before, Evan's going to have his own role in Perfect Cherry Blossom.

And yeah Evan knows how to git gud in trolling someone.

And in an other note. Dayum! You guys really like sending ideas for omakes and I really appreciate that.

Also, is it weird that I'm listening to Pain's theme in Naruto while writing this? I hope not.

Update(Saturday, 16 February 2019): Hi Guys. I changed the first chapter into introduction chapter and I updated chapter 2, 5, 7 and 13 a little. Also I changed the title of chapter 7 cuz the title doesn't fit to it, so I changed it into more generic title but different from original title, but the original title would be in my "comment" okay. Anyway thank you for the review, the first review. And I'm writing my own chapters and being slow, also I haven't publish it and it was far from finish and if finished will be added to the "queue" in the first chapter.

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