Alright! Someone sent a story to me! It was sent by GavinTheMemeMan
It contains a lot of Lapidot!:
: / www . fanfiction s /12209006/ 1 /Best-lapidot-fanfic-JustSagan-is-my-waifu
Enjoy!
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JustSagan walks out of the garage, and zips his pants up.
JustSagan: "Alright! I resurrected Lapis and Jasper!"
Lapis and Jasper then walk out of the garage, with traumatized looks on their faces.
JustSagan: "Ok, so we don't have a lot of time today, so this will be a little shorter. No no don't cry! I will still give it my all! Also, I wanted to say that these are picked at random, so if your thing does not end up here. Do not worry, it will end up in another chapter at some point. Now, onto the stuff!
Bunch of Ducks: "Quack, Quack!
Translation
(As you know, we ducks gang rape, so we will now rape Peridot!)
(PS: Ducks have 12 inch, corkscrew penises)"
JustSagan: "Well then… This will be weird… Oh what am I saying, I bring this stuff on my self…"
As JustSagan was have his conversation with absolutely no one, a bunch of ducks started to walk up to Peridot.
Peridot: "No! Please get away!"
Duck: "Quack"
The Ducks then jumps on Peridot, and forced her to the ground. They then began to insert their 12 inch corkscrew penises in any opening they could find.
JustSagan: "Well… Not much to say here… I guess we will move on to another one while this happens."
JustSagan is taking this will, but everyone else is horrified by the duck rape.
(Hmm… A Lot of rape in this story. Oh well, that's the internet for you! lol)
emilee hill: "thx for answering my question and hank hill has my last name so I must be related but I think not I dare amethyst to sing get low by lil john idk why but anyways thx"
Amethyst: "Ok, I got this."
Amethyst starts to sing the song, but at that moment, the ducks stop rapeing Peridot, and fly off. Leaving a very angry Peridot.
Peridot: "What the fuck is wrong with all of you?! How could you just let that happen to me?!"
No one is listening to Peridot. They are all too focused on Amethyst.
Peridot: "Would you shut up!"
Peridot then jumps onto Amethyst, and pulls on her hair.
Amethyst: "Get off me bitch!"
Amethyst then grabs Peridot, and throws her into some mud. Peridot gets mad, and motions for Amethyst to fight her. This of course leads to Amethyst jumping into the mud with Peridot, and then they start wrestling around in it.
Garnet: "Oh shit! MUD WRESTLING!"
Everyone then gathers around the mud pit to watch them fight.
Pearl: "Ya! Fuck her up!"
Connie: "Rape her in the ass!"
Tyrone: "Anyone have a camera?"
As everyone as focusing on the fight, Bill Clinton comes out of nowhere.
Bill Clinton: "Ya! I wanna get in on this!"
Bill Clinton then takes all of his clothing off, and jumps in the mud with them.
JustSagan: "Well looks like everyone is distracted now… Guess it's time to… Oh wait! There is one for me!"
Guest: "Hey, is Steven gonna start a prostitution ring with the gems? Also, I dare YOU, JustSagan to pick your favorite character (this story or another) and MURDER them!"
JustSagan: "Steven is too big of a cuck to start a prostitution ring, and as for me… I love all of these characters!"
Everyone hears this, and smiles.
JustSagan: "So I guess that means that I will have to KILL THEM ALL!"
JustSagan then pulls a very powerful AK-47 out from the Void, and proceeds to open fire on everyone. It didn't take long until everyone was dead.
JustSagan: "Hmmm… Well now that everyone is dead, I will have to find a way to mass resurrect them all. See you… Wait… Where is Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Courage, and Hank Hill?"
After giving it a moment of thought, JustSagan remembers where they went.
"Oh thats right! Yellow Pearl is being raped by Sperm Bernie Sanders, and Hank and Courage are being chased by Blue Pearl… I guess I should do something about that… NEXT TIME!
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Thank you for reading! Don't worry, the next one will be longer. I have just been very busy this week. Also thank you to GavinTheMemeMan for being the first to send in a story! See you all next time!