One Night with Severus Snape
Hello everyone, I guess I lied. I'm able to update before May 4th/5th. I was planning to update than but since I am able to temporarily access a computer I will update today. However the chapter is short so I apologize beforehand. The next chapter I will update will most likely be between May 8th – May 11th. I would like to give my usual shout out/thanks to IonicAmalgam, David Boreanaz's wife247, matrice, starsmile, and David Fishwick. I know I've said this a million times but if it weren't for you guys I probably wouldn't update as much or even update at all. I appreciate all the reviews each and every one of you has given me, thank you! Japan has been pretty awesome, got to see family and friends (useless info about the author: half Japanese!) When I talked to my boyfriend over the phone the other day, he said something very James Potter like, I nearly beat him to a pulp (over the phone of course.) He said something rather cruel about a friend and I asked why he was so mean to him, and he replied 'it's more because he exists.' I immediately thought of what James Potter the pompous douche says about poor Severus…Now that I think about it…My boyfriend kind of looks like James Potter…NOOOO!!!! (Fun fact: in high school people said he looked like Harry Potter)
Anyways, enough rambling from me here's the new chapter. Enjoy!
It was mid-September and the rain was coming down harder than ever. The entire sky was filled with dark clouds; the sun was no where to be found. However, there was a much darker cloud cast over a tall rugged handsome man. His usual dark messy hair was matted down for once, but only because it was drenched with rain water. Everyone around had an umbrella but this man didn't even bother. Little droplets of water trickled down from his forehead down to his scruffy chin. As the man was rapidly walking his boot viciously hit a puddle which caused water to splash and made his pant leg wetter (if becoming wetter was even possible at this point.) The man continued to walk rapidly in the rain, it was clear that he was in a hurry to get to his destination. As he was nearing his destination, he walked through a dark empty forest, his foot would sink deeply into the wet mud but even that didn't stop him. He finally arrived at a small pub which looked like a shabby little shack. The man walked into the pub in an arrogant matter. As soon as he entered his eyes examined the inside of the pub; finally he spotted his best friend, Sirius Black.
"You're drenched!" Sirius loudly exclaimed even before greeting him.
"Nice to see you too" James sarcastically said and walked over to his friend, leaving mud foot prints on the wooden floor behind him.
"Excuse me," Sirius smiled at the bartender. "You wouldn't happen to have a towel or something my dear friend could use?"
"Do I look like a towel shop?" The bartender bitterly replied. "I sell alcohol not towels." He scowled before walking off.
"Geez…" Sirius muttered. "Pull down your skirt I can see your vagina from here." James let out a laugh and proceeded to sit down but Sirius stopped him.
"Come on Prongs," said Sirius pulling James towards the exit. "Let's get you to my house."
"But I just got here!" James protested. "At least let me have a drink!"
"You can drink all you want back at my house." Sirius sighed.
"But I can drink here too." James said. He was being difficult and he knew it. "Besides, there's nothing wrong with this place."
"Yes, but I didn't think you'd be this wet." Sirius said as he squeezed water from the back of James shirt.
"It isn't my fault that England's skies match the color of the bloody concrete all year round!" James exclaimed as he followed Sirius out the door.
"Well there are some good days…" Sirius muttered as he continued to lead James through the forest.
"Why didn't we just apparate from the pub instead of walking to bum fuck Egypt?" James whined from behind.
"Because that was a muggle pub FILLED with muggles. Merlin Prongs, you've really become quite reckless.'' Sirius sighed. "We're here, you apparate first."
Suddenly two loud cracks echoed the dark forest as the two apparated to the Black Manor.
"Besides," James continued as he immediately helped himself to the kitchen where all the alcohol was stored. "Why should I care?"
"Because," Sirius answered as he followed closely behind. "You're an Auror, you should care!"
"I should but that doesn't mean I do genuinely care." James said cracking open a beer. "I mean, what's the worst that could happen?" James said with no fear in his voice than continued to down his drink. "We get suspended from school? Oh no! Whatever shall we do?!" James yelled sarcastically followed by a loud laugh.
"No, but do you feel like receiving a howler from the ministry?" Sirius said sternly before taking a sip from his drink as well.
"No I do not mother dearest." James rolled his eyes and continued to finish his drink.
"You'll get suspended from work. I, on the other hand, have nothing to lose!" Sirius boasted as he threw some dry clothes at James.
"Being out of work isn't exactly something to be proud of." James laughed as he changed into Sirius' clothes. "Ah, much better."
"Who cares? Even though I was disowned as a Black, my poor old senile mumsy left me a nice fortune and this house. I have nothing to fear!" Sirius exclaimed as he propped himself on a chair.
"Who is the reckless one now?" James laughed.
"It must be from all the good deeds I've done through out my entire life!" Sirius exclaimed.
"Oh yes, here comes Snivellus, the King of the dark angels to give you your reward for being ever so kind!"
"Lovely!" Sirius laughed. "Is it a bucket full of grease?"
"Ha!" James laughed but than turned to Sirius and looked at him very seriously. "You know, he may actually get revenge on us one of these days."
"Like I said," Sirius grinned widely. "I have nothing to fear."
"Cheers!" James gave a hearty laugh as they both took a generous sip of their drinks. "He's too much of a coward to do anything." The two than proceeded to drink merrily and have fun at the expense of Severus Snape. 20 minutes later the two continued to insult Severus.
"He's probably too busy sticking his abnormally large nose in a book!" Sirius laughed.
"I bet there's grease marks left on each page from his nose touching the book." James added.
"Ha! Or too busy trying to pursue Lily!" Suddenly the room fell silent. Sirius realized the mistake he hand made, the subject of Lily was a big no-no.
"I…I…I'm sorry, I just….I…" Sirius nervously spoke feeling guilty for what he had done. James finally gave a smirk and looked straight at his friend.
"No need to apologize, Padfoot." James grinned darkly. "…Speaking of the bitch…"
Sirius felt oddly uncomfortable of Lily being called a bitch. However he could understand the resentment James held for her running off with someone as low as Severus Snape.
"I know it's been quite difficult, especially with the appearance of the git," Sirius began. "How are you holding up?"
"Fan-fucking-tastic. She slept with the bloody git, I absolutely need to get revenge on her. It's all I can think about, the ways I can get her back for the humiliation she's caused me."
"Perhaps sleep with her sister?"
"Have you seen the wretched woman-thing?" James nearly gagged.
"I kid, I kid!" Sirius gave a weak smile. "So how was work?" Sirius attempted to change the subject.
"Enchanting!" James replied sarcastically. The truth was, his reckless behaviour and rugged appearance was making women swoon over him more. He over heard his female coworkers labeling him as 'dangerously sexy.' However, those women didn't matter he had one woman in mind and he couldn't stop thinking about her. "I can't stop thinking about her…" James sighed.
"Oh Prongs…" Sirius said sympathetically. His friend was hurting quite a bit more than he expected.
"All I can think about is what the ultimate revenge would be." James laughed loudly as Sirius frowned. Sirius would than again, proceed to change the subject away from Lily, but James would keep going back on the various ways he could get revenge on the fiery red head. This cycle continued about 3 to 4 times until he came up with the perfect plan.
"I've got it!" James finally exclaimed.
"Oh?" Sirius nervously asked. He was beginning to worry about what his friend had in mind.
"I'm going to get her to sleep with me." James grinned. Sirius thought in his head how sad it was that his best friend missed his woman so much that he was trying to get back with her through sleeping with her.
"How good is that?" James gave a wicked smile. "Getting a one night stand out of the self righteous bitch?"
"Er…" Sirius wished that his friend was kidding but it was pretty obvious that he was dead serious. He didn't know what to say.
"It would cause grief on both her and the greasy git. It'll be two birds, one stone."
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It was another rainy day at Hogwarts, but that didn't matter since it was a school day for the children, the suckers were confined within the castle walls. The past few weeks had been quite hectic for Severus Snape. He had taken a 'few' points away from many of the houses (mainly Gryffindor of course) because the male students continued to refer their new DADA teacher as 'hot' or state the fact that they wanted to sleep with her. Slytherin's on the other hand, absolutely despised her with a passion. As Severus continued to patrol the school corridors, he came across two 6th year Gryffindor's talking about Lily again.
"I couldn't stop staring at Professor Evans tits the entire class, she is such a babe!" One Gryffindor said to the other.
"What I'd give to put my cock in between those luscious tits of hers." The other said licking his lips.
"Woah man! TMI! Keep that to yourself!" The first Gryffindor laughed.
"Indeed." said a dark figure that slowly crept out of the corner, it was none other than Professor Snape. "50 points from Gryffindor" He smirked. "For being disrespectful to your teachers."
"Shit! It's Snape!" One of them muttered as they both scampered off. Severus massaged his temples; apparently taking points away was not enough. In fact the other day a similar incident happened except before he could step in, a group of Slytherin boys stepped in.
"Have you seen the new DADA teacher?" A tall blond Gryffindor boy whispered loudly to the other three. All of them loudly agreed and began describing Lily's body explicitly as they strolled along the castle corridors. Just when Severus was about to step in and take the usual 50 points away, a group of Slytherin boys came in.
"How likely of stupid Gryffindor's, to have bad taste in women" one of the 7th years said as Severus' eye twitched.
Bad taste? Severus thought angrily. Having the hots for Lily was one thing he and the Gryffindor students had in common.
"What's that?" One of the boys from Gryffindor growled. "Interesting. How, clever and cunning can you be when your symbol is a virtually blind animal that has to resort to getting vague details of rodents through its nostrils in order to survive?" A few of the Slytherin's began hissing angrily towards the boys from the other house. It was the only time Severus was cheering on Gryffindor for once.
"Only you idiots would find a filthy mudblood like her attractive." One of the 7th years smirked, who appeared to be the leader of the group.
"Why you-" All 4 Gryffindor's yelled and began to raise their fists like angry male peacocks flashing their feathers as a warning to another.
"Silence" Severus' cold voice dripped over the students. "20 points from Gryffindor, for starting this ruckus" the Slytherin boys smirked as the boys from Gryffindor angrily protested.
"And," Severus cringed. "50 points from Slytherin. Such discrimination is not tolerated towards those who are muggle born." Than he quickly turned his heel and walked away from the group of unhappy children.
Severus continued to patrol the castle walls as he pondered what subject he would tutor Lily today regarding DADA. She was a fast learner and it was quite easy to teach her, in fact he found it rather enjoyable because in a way he was teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. He neatly scribbled notes on each pages for Lily just in case she wanted to know something. Occasionally Lily would sadly wonder whether she was good enough for the post or not because the Slytherin students would continue to look down on her just for the pure fact she was a muggle born witch. For once in his life Severus felt sympathetic towards someone, he knew that she still felt pain from what Potter had done, he knew she missed him and still loved him (despite her denying it) and how the students would be disrespectful of her. However he respected her for keeping her head up and staying proud regardless what the students said.
Deep down Severus wished that Lily would walk by and hear how he lectured his own house for calling her a mudblood. Because that way, she would truly be able to understand how much he truly regretted calling her a mudblood.
A/N: sorry for the weird ending, it's all I had time for. R&R please! See you all next chapter!