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Chapter 14

It had been a week since Sasuke was warded in Konoha's Hospital and besides the usual projectile furniture and the occasional fist fights that went on, it was a very normal and absolutely boring stay. Thankfully today was check out and Sasuke was determined that this should pass as quickly as possible.

"Dobe! Move faster! I don't want to stay in this hellhole another second!"

"Mou…Sasuke-teme my hands are aching already. And why aren't you doing anything?"

"My status as a patient requires my strict attention to not strain my body."

"Strain my body, my ass…" Naruto muttered under his breath while tossing another article of clothing into the luggage bag.

"Did I hear any complaints, usuratonkachi?" Sasuke asked sweetly whilst giving the scariest expression Naruto has ever seen. "I'm sure Tsunade-sama would love to hear how her wonderful successor refuses to take care of her poor little patient."

Naruto straightened dramatically when he heard the Fifth's name mentioned, surely Sasuke had to be above blackmail, wouldn't she!

"…and I'm sure Sakura-chan would love to hear about how her delightful Naruto-kun would stoop so low as to allow poor sick Sasuke-kun to carry her own bags…"

Guess not.

"Arhh its fine! I LOVE to carry your stuff Sasuke!" Naruto quickly replied before picking up the mountain of luggage and trying to find the front door.

"This way dobe!" Sasuke smirked. "Follow my voice and try not to drop anything…"

"You suck Sasuke bastard!"

"Hold on! Where do you think you are going Sasuke-kun," a voice rang out from the doorway. Sasuke glanced behind to find the Fifth Hokage standing there with her arms akimbo.

"You can only leave once I finish the primary examination and conclude that you are well enough to leave."

Sasuke glared at the blond woman showing much displeasure at being denied her hospital discharge. "Alright," Sasuke declared before moving to sit on the bed she was so hoping to vacate.

Tsunade made her way to her patient and then stood in front of the disgruntled Uchiha. And she stood….

And stood….

And waited…

And coughed…

And coughed…

And coughed…

"NARUTO WILL YOU GET OUT ALREADY!"

"Mou why, Tsunade-baachan?"

"Just get out! NOW!"

And with that she tossed the blond idiot out the window along with several of the luggage for good measure.

"Now that we are alone, we can start with the examination. Would you kindly remove your garments?"

Sasuke looked puzzled at that suggestion, then utterly mortified; she gripped and pulled her clothes closer to herself.

"OH come on, Sasuke! Stop being a baby and let me see!" Tsunade had all but lost her patience and tried to grab the clothes right off the Uchiha's back.

"NOO!"

"You don't have to be shy! We're all the same now!"

"Still…….!"

In the end the stronger of the two won out in this ridiculous tug of war and finally the physician was able to continue the examination in a somewhat peaceful manner, as peaceful as you can get with an unrelenting patient that is.

"Sasuke, your body is adjusting well to the changes," The Fifth declared, "but your new body is still immature and probably take more then a month before you are able to carry a child."

"That long?" Sasuke asked whilst redressing herself.

"I'd use that period to retrain your body; the difference in abilities will be quite obvious."

"Hnn…"

"And I suppose you've already found a partner?"

"Partner?" Sasuke was throroughly puzzled now. "I thought my partner was Naruto? Am I to be reassigned?"

"I'm not talking about missions, Sasuke!" Tsunade hit her forehead with the heel of her hand. "All you mission-horny idiots… I'm talking about a life partner!"

"…"

"You DO know that babies are not found in cabbage patches, right?"

"…"

"Didn't you get the TALK!"

"The ANBU orientation talk?"

"NO!" Tsunade was tearing her hair out in frustration. "you know the birds and the bees?"

"I know…I know… BIOLOGY! Iruka-sensei taught that in 2nd year!" Naruto quipped from the rafters above.

"NOT that TALK!" Tsunade screamed before flinging a barrage of kunais at the ceiling. "AND WHEN DID YOU GET BACK!"

"JUST!JUST I saw nothing! Really! Ninja's honour!" Naruto squeaked when he saw Sasuke preparing a Katon jutsu.

"Hnn…." was the last thing Sasuke uttered before blasting Naruto with white hot flames.

"ARHHHHHH!"

Tsunade then calmly swept up the blackened mass and tossed the ashes out the window.

"Okay back the where we were. You need someone to sire a child."

"Hnn…"

"I'm sure someone as yourself, won't think it acceptable to just get any trash on the street." Tsunade smirked when she saw a tinge of curiousity in the Uchiha's dark eyes. "Quality is the issue here, you'd want children as strong as…no even stronger then you. And for that the father must be of superior standard."

"Then why don't you get me one, since you are the Hokage after all."

"No, I have no time to play matchmaker but don't worry I've assigned someone to do that job for you."

At that the door dramatically swung wide open and in stepped in a dazzling kabuki costume, a white long wig and face paint……..! "Tadaima!"

"Naruto stop fooling around!" the Godaime raged before beating the snot out of her idiot successor.

"Hai, Tsunade-baachan…….." Nauto sulked dramatically, now that his grand entrance was totally ruined.

"Naruto!" Sasuke looked veritably ill. "You are entrusting such an important thing to this baka!"

"Well, Naruto has known you for the longest time and since both of your schedules coincide. I thought it would be a wonderful side mission for him when he is home."

"You just want to keep him out of your hair don't you?"

"Hahaha what ever do you mean by that Sasuke-kun?" Tsunade asked whilst faking a laugh.

"Don't worry! Naruto will never never ever quit on his missions! This is my way of the Ninja!" Naruto announced proudly to his unresponsive audience.

'That is what I'm afraid of …'Sasuke thought to herself.

End of Chapter.

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