Chapter 14
Miley quickly calmed herself and maturely said, "Australian guy? There is no mystery about an Australian guy. I am not in love with him. We aren't even friends."
"THEN EXPLAIN THIS!" A photographer threw a magazine at Miley, and on the cover was a photoshopped picture of Miley and Matt saying 'Who is Miley Cyrus flirting with THIS time?'
"THIS TIME?!" Miley said, surprised.
I stood there silently, watching Miley and feeling sympathy for her. I decided it was time to show my supportive-ness for her.
"GO AWAY!! Everyone!! Stop bugging Miley, Stop bugging me, Stop and just LEAVE US ALONE!! We don't hunt you down and take pictures of you at your worst, why should you do that to us? We just want to live our life without being mobbed by new people every day. Is it too much to ask?" I sighed, then made the puppy dog pout. Miley did the same, again.
The photographers just turned around and left.
"Thanks so much Sydney!" She hugged me, and I hugged her back.
"Well, those smoothies aren't gonna slurp themselves!" I said. We went to Planet Smoothie, and not one photographer bugged us. It was great.
"Can you believe what she was wearing?" I said.
"Not at all! It was even more hideous than TCA!" Miley agreed.
"I know! At least it was better than last year's VMAs." I continued.
"Oh. My. Gosh." Miley said, stopping.
"Just avoid them, Drama Mama." I said, giggling.
Miley giggled too and we turned so we didn't see the new BFFs.
"How about a strawberry smoothie?" She said to the cashier.
"Make that two." I said, and we went to sit down.
We didn't believe it, but the two new BFFs came over to talk to us.
They didn't say one nice word. We stood up, because we were fed up.
"Why don't you go buy a trash bag and live in a ditch!" Was the last Miley and I said before the two besties stormed off.
And the new dynamic duo just happened to be…