Rhapsody on a Theme of iGoodbye

by FourHourShower

Do you believe in parallel universes? Here is a set of twenty four one-shot "variations," or parallel universe "remixes", of the opening scene of iGoodbye, the iCarly series finale. Each one increasingly more bizarre for your amusement. Enjoy.

14. Chapter 14

Variation 14 -

Carly and Sam, dressed as WonderWoman and SuperGirl respectively, are flying through the air at full speed, soaring above the clouds.

SUPERSAM: "Hey Carls."

WONDERCARLY: "Hey Sam."

SUPERSAM: "Does any part of you itch?"

WONDERCARLY: "What? No! ... ...maybe, why?"

SUPERSAM: "Look what I made in shopclass."

SuperSam's eyes begin to glow red.

WONDERCARLY: "A contagious-looking case of pink-eye?"

SUPERSAM: "It's a backscratcher."

WONDERCARLY: "A back scratcher?"

SUPERSAM: "Take your shirt off."

WONDERCARLY (putting her hands to her red and gold bustier): "What? No!"

SUPERSAM: "Oh, it's alright. The lasers will work right through your shirt."

SuperSam, in mid-flight along side WonderCarly, grabs a hold of WonderCarly's body and tries to zap her eyeball-lasers onto WonderCarly's back.

WONDERCARLY (resisting SuperSam's grasp): "No, Sam I don't want to do it."

SUPERSAM: "Come on Carly."

WONDERCARLY: "Sam, I don't want to try it."

SUPERSAM: "Come on Carly just let me put your back under the back scratcher."

WONDERCARLY: "I've told you so many times I don't want to try things and then..."

SuperSam positions her body to fly directly above WonderCarly, and fires her eye-lasers on to WonderCarly's back.

SUPERSAM: "It's okay."

WonderCarly starts calming down, and begins to relax as SuperSam's eyeball-lasers tickle her back.

WONDERCARLY (gradually more relaxed, smiling): "Oh... oh... oh that's nice."

SuperSam nods knowingly.

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Inspired by: Sergei Rachmaninov - Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini, Variation 14 - L'istesso tempo