CHAPTER 14
Everyone has a look of surprise. There was a journal there, after all.
"SMART MOVE, PINE TREE. BRING IT HERE." Bill yells out.
Dipper heads to the door.
Mabel stops him.
"What are you doing, Dipper? Don't you realize what you're doing?" She asks.
"Of course I do."
Stan walks up towards them.
"What the heck? I thought there were only three of those." Stan says with shock.
"Nope. There was four. Grunkle Ford confided to me about this one when he wanted me to become his apprentice." Dipper replied.
"Still, I can't let you walk out with that and just hand it to that jerk."
"You must, Grunkle Stan. It's the only way to end this."
Stan is hesitant.
"Trust me." Dipper says with a wink.
Stan smiles.
"I'M TIRED OF WAITING, PINE TREE. YOU GOT ONE MINUTE TO COME OUT HERE WITH THAT BOOK." Bill yells out impatiently.
"Okay, go." Stan says.
Everyone gasps. Wendy tries to run after Dipper, but is held back by Soos.
Dipper walks out with the book.
"HAND IT OVER, PINE TREE." Bill says.
"I will, but I want some things from you first." Dipper replies.
"What do you want?"
"First, I want you to call off your goons, and second, bring Gideon, Robbie, and everyone else who has died from this back to life."
Bill shrugs.
"Okay, I'll bring them back, and I'll make everyone happy and forget this ordeal ever happened. Agreed?"
"Agreed." Dipper says.
"All right, let's shake on it." Bill says as he extends his hand.
Dipper takes his hand and shakes.
Robbie, Gideon, and the others who perished come back to life.
As everyone starts to feel relief, everything goes dark.
Bill happily picks up the book and opens it to a page with an image of a portal on it and sees an incantation on it.
Bill draws the image and calls his henchmen over.
"The time has come, my friends! This portal spell will let us leave and bring Weirdmageddon everywhere!"
They all cheer and Bill begins to read the incantation.
"ENU SHUB AM GIG ABSU
KISH EGIGGA GAR SHAG DA
SISE AMARADA YA
DINGIR UD KALAMA SINIKU
DINGIR NINAB GUYU NEXRRANIKU
GA YA SHU SHAGMUKU TU!"
The portal opens and they rush through it.
As soon as they are through, it closes.
But then they see that they're not outside of Gravity Falls.
They are somewhere worse.
Much, much worse.
And their presence has attracted the attention of someone who doesn't like them being there.
Back in Gravity Falls, the cover of the journal falls off, and reveals a book with the title NECRONOMICON.
Bill and his henchmen cower in fear as the most evil being there is, the one with the tentacles, the Ancient One called Cthulhu, approaches them.
Cthulhu grabs Bill and begins to eat him.
Bill screams out "AXOLOTL!" before being swallowed.
Cthulhu then grabs Bill's henchmen and consumes them as well.
In Gravity Falls, all is serene.
In the sky, there is life aplenty.
Inside their separate bubbles, for all eternity.
Bubbles filled with bliss for all those who awoke in them.
A bubble with a pine tree.
A bubble with a shooting star.
A bubble with an ice bag.
And so forth.
Bill kept his word, he made everyone happy and forget about Weirdmageddon.
Dipper won, but so had Bill.
Pleasant dreams.
THE END