AUTHOR'S NOTES
Alright guys so I believe this is the longest chapter yet and it is a bit different from the norm but I still believe that it'll be an enjoyable read.
REVIWER RESPONSE:
whwsms: Wow man thanks. You just impacted the future of this story lol.
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Guest: I mentioned you in the previous chapter but once again thanks for pointing out the grammar and absence issues. I don't have a beta-reader so I may miss things here and there.
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Index was currently in England, reminiscing on her time in Academy City and more specifically… her time with Touma. Index was positive that Touma didn't see her as a woman but … he still got her unbearably wet.
"Oh~~ Touma~…" Index moaned while she fantasized about her spiky-haired savior.
Index loved Touma Kamijou with all her heart but she felt… conflicted. Since she learned that Touma lost his memories, Index has felt almost wrong for loving him. The man she loved died when she was saved so the current 'Touma Kamijou' could be said to be a different person. She knew that thinking that way was wrong and that Touma is still the same person at heart but she still felt an entangling sense of… guilt gradually gnawing at her.
Due to these recent thoughts, Index's lustful disposition subsided.
"Touma… "
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"Damn it! Touma, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" Osamu exclaimed as he stared at his friend's retreating back.
"What am I doing?! Isn't it obvious?! I'm trying to stop this perverted magician so you stand back Osamu! I don't know how well my right hand could negate these barrages of attacks!" Touma yelled back to Osamu as he swung his right hand to negate various incoming blasts of wind and water as if he was trying to swat bugs.
Kongou Mitsuko was spamming her Aero Hand ability by projecting significantly powerful gusts of wind from the ground. Occasionally, she propelled several objects that were around her such as cups or ornamental decorations. Awatsuki Maaya was throwing tables across the building with her Float Dial ability and Wannai Kinuho was setting up several water spouts as a sort of barrier around Robert Swallow due to her Hydro Hand ability.
As for Robert Swallow, said earth/horny magician was simply sitting on an elegant chair at the back of the room, smiling while his three Swallow Slaves did his bidding.
Everyone in the vicinity was temporarily stagnant at the sudden events but while some of them began to run, most of the Tokiwadai students stood their ground and began to fight back in order to get their friends back to their senses.
"F***! We didn't anticipate his hostages to be doing his bidding! NEGATIVE! Listen to me!" 'Kaneki' said as he began to draw the sword that he kept hidden in one of the more obscure and shady areas of the building. It was a stupid move but he couldn't think of any other way to hide his beloved sword, the 'Kagune.' He wasn't imaginative after all.
'The Mooing Poo ', 'Beater', 'Asuna', 'Jack the Ripper' and Osamu all gathered around.
"This guy's really freaking dangerous but don't worry! With all of our powers combined, this'll be a cinch so here's the plan alright? "Beater', get the swords you hid in the bathroom stall and try to take out the girl throwing tables and shit. 'Asuna', use your ability to stop the girl that's controlling the wind. 'Jack the Ripper', focus on taking out the barrier of water around the target. ' The Mooing Poo', you'll be staying at the back holding the secret weapon that we got permission to bring in case things get… truly dire." 'Kaneki' frowned as he gave everyone their roles in the battle.
"B-but wait, what about me?" Osamu asked.
"You Osamu? You'll be coming with me to… take out our target." 'Kaneki' answered much to 'Jack the Ripper's' surprise.
"Woah hold up! You're really taking this dweeb with you for the main guy?! What the hell?!" 'Jack the Ripper' complained.
"Yeah you got a problem with that? But your role is just as vital you know. Disrupting the concentration of that girl whose continuously keeping those water spouts afloat is what will give me and Osamu the chance to strike the bastard directly. Our success truly depends on you 'Jack'." 'Ken Naki' replied much to 'Jack the Ripper's' slight pleasure as he… grinned.
"Osamu good luck, you're gonna need it. Something doesn't seem… right here." 'Beater' said as he headed off.
"You know for once, I agree with him. This whole scenario seems like a guise of some sort…" 'Asuna' said cryptically as she too headed off.
"Good luck you three." 'The Mooing Poo' said as Osamu, 'Kaneki' and 'Jack the Ripper' headed off to defeat the man that caused this whole mess… Robert Swallow.
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"That damn idiot! What the hell does he think he's doing, rushing in like that?!" Mikoto said in worry and frustration.
"Onee-sama, we should go fight now. Something about this seems… off. Kongou's and her friends' abilities seem… stronger somehow." Kuroko said.
"Yeah, you're right. Those blasts of wind and water seem much fiercer than normal." Mikoto acknowledged.
"A-are you two going to be alright?" Saten asked in worry.
"Yeah don't worry. Do you see all the Espers around here? We'll be fine." Mikoto said reassuringly.
"Well, alright. Good luck you two. We'll get out of here while we can." Uiharu said to which the girls nodded and headed off.
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"Wow, did they really believe that we'd leave just like that?" Saten said surprised.
"I guess they're so focused on rescuing Kongou and the others that they didn't think so clearly." Uiharu responded, equally shocked.
"Hmm, you're probably right. There's gotta be something we can do to help right Uiharu?!" Saten said passionately.
"Yeah you're right; we can't just rely on them. We have to play our part too… somehow." Uiharu said as she and Saten began to explore the area to find something-anything that could help their friends.
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ITEM didn't have a gathering of any sort. The second the attack started, they each made their own moves. Mugino and Kinuhata were indirectly supporting NEGAIVE in their attempt to stop the controlled Espers and Hamazura and Takitsubo were… well… they were about to f*** in the girls' bathroom.
"Takitsubo, should we really be doing thi-
"Shut it Hamazura… it's been so long since we last mad love. Right now's the perfect time." Takitsubo muttered lustfully as she began to undress.
"W-well I guess you're right." Hamazura said pathetically. He was adamant in saying no but after seeing his girlfriend's body in the nude, he just… he just couldn't say no. His d*** took hold of his mind.
"Well, let's get started then…" Takitsubo said as she begun to take the lead.
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"Kami-yan, hold up a second!" Tsuchimikado yelled to his friend.
"What is it Tsuchimikado? We don't have time right now!"
"Listen, man. ITEM and NEGATIVE are doing their part against the controlled Tokiwadai students and Robert Swallow. If GROUP, me included, and you also charge in, we could cause some accidental friendly fire. There'd be too many people crowded around each other." Tsuchimikado explained.
"…Yeah, I guess you're right but I don't want to just run away!" Touma exclaimed.
"I know I know. That's why we're going to take a …different approach."
"W-what do you mean by that exactly?" Touma asked in slight worry.
"Oh you'll see, you'll see. Come outside with me." Tsuchimikado said much to Touma's bewilderment.
"…Well alright I guess."
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"Hey, forehead-bitch! Try to f*** me up!" 'Asuna' yelled to grab the attention of Kongou.
"…" Kongou stayed silent but she focused her attacks on the target standing right in front of her much to the surrounding Tokiwadai students' relief and worry.
"Hey, orange-hair, what are you doing?!" A Tokiwadai student asked in shock over her actions.
"Don't mind me! I can handle myself! Just leave!" 'Asuna' responded as she jumped to side to evade a powerfully charged blow by Kongou.
The surrounding Tokiwadai students looked rather concerned a somewhat frustrated to leave their friends' rescue to a mere stranger but they took off, knowing that the majority of their abilities would be swayed by Kongou's wind and they couldn't find it in their hearts to battle a fellow peer.
"Alright, you bitch, fire at me some more!" 'Asuna' yelled as she prepared her ability.
'Asuna's ability is fairly unique. Despite being in NEGATIVE, she was a Level 2. Her ability was what ultimately made 'Kaneki' persuade her to join. Even though the other members were reluctant to admit a non-level 0 Esper to their cause, her dedication to their team surprised them and she was gradually accepted.
'Asuna's ability is called Charged Redirection. This ability allows the user to absorb an incoming attack's properties, convert it to the surrounding area's material and fire it back. However, while this sounds extremely potent, Asuna specifically needs at least 10 seconds to concentrate her body's force to withstand the attack since she's a Level 2. Also, the user must have experience and knowledge of the material of the area they're in. Furthermore, the user obviously can't withstand something like a Railgun unless they were a Level 4 or almost 5. Even then, they'd probably need hours of concentration.
So for example, the building everyone was currently fighting in had floors made of wood and windows made of glass. Due to the options, wood was best option since glass was extremely fragile for Asuna to handle.
"Alright, I just need 5 more seconds…" 'Asuna' grumbled as she hid behind a column that she knew would be struck down before too long.
Kongou was walking around aimlessly, firing her gusts of wind in random directions. The floor grew to be extremely dangerous due to this fact. Numerous shards of glass lay on the ground which made navigation more difficult than 'Asuna' initially anticipated. However, despite a few cuts here and there, 'Asuna' managed to concentrate long enough to a point to where she'd think that her body could handle the force of the wind's pressure.
"Hey, I'm here!" 'Asuna' yelled to Kongou as she popped out from behind the column.
Kongou turned around and fired without as much as a twitch in her expression. Seeing the gust incoming, 'Asuna' closed her eyes and steeled her body.
As soon as the wind came into contact with 'Asuna's body, her clothes began to rip and her body was being slightly pushed back but she endured it until the wind died down.
'Crap, that was really freaking strong! But she is a Level 4 after all… Alright, I got the basics of the force down, time to transmit.'
'Asuna' then proceeded to open up the palm of her left hand and shove it in the direction of where Kongou was standing. Several piles of reinforced wood came out of her hand much to Kongou's shock. Seeing it coming in at the force of her wind, Kongou instinctively fired off her ability which did manage to break part the piles of wood that were flying in her direction but she failed to take account of the fact that she wouldn't come out unscathed.
Small planks came apart from the seams of the wood as soon as Kongou's Aero Hand came into contact with them. These planks flew off in random directions but a few cut up Kongou and ruined her concentration.
Seeing this, 'Asuna' charged in and punched Kongou in the face which made her body fall on the floor rather harshly.
"Huh, that wasn't so bad…" 'Asuna said as she wiped off some of the blood on her lip that came from Kongou's attacks.
"…hah….hah….hah…" Kongou groaned as she stumbled back to her feet.
"W-what, why are you still getting back up?! You've lost, can't you see that?!" 'Asuna' yelled.
"…" Kongou said nothing but she fired another gust of wind much to 'Asuna's surprise. She flew across the room and hit the back of a pillar.
"D-damn it… it looks like I still have some work to do…"
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'Beater' had his hands full with his opponent, Awatsuki Maaya. Her Float Dial ability was menacing to say the least.
'Beater' was a Level 0 but he's someone who ruthlessly trained with his boss, 'Kaneki', in swordsmanship. 'Beater' used two swords for combat. Even though he has no professional training, his skill was still amazingly admirable.
"Hah!" 'Beater' groaned as he continued to slice apart the tables and chairs that were being directed at him.
'Geez, this is getting exhausting really quickly. But you know… for some reason my body feels… harder than usual. Why is th- OH GOD I have a boner!' 'Beater' thought in astonishment as he stared down at his crotch.
"Oh crap!" 'Beater' shouted as he barely dodged an incoming table.
"Shit, I can't focus on the tent in my pants right now but what… what about this is turning me on?!"
"Hey sword-guy!" Mugino yelled as she and Kinuhata approached.
"O-oh it's you Meltdowner, what do you want?" Kirito asked as sliced through another table.
"We're here to take this bitch out of course! What else!" Mugino said harshly.
"Yeah are you super stupid or what?" Kinuhata added.
"Whatever. Just… have you seen Asuna and the wind girl?" Kirito asked worriedly.
"Oh that orange-haired girl? No. We saw this fight going on first and thought that joining in might be fun." Mugino explained.
"I see. Well then just don't get in my way." Kirito said confidently.
"Excuse me? Who the f*** do you think you're talking to? If anything's gonna get in my way, it's gonna be that tent in your pants." Mugino replied sharply.
"Yeah why do you super have a boner anyway? Does fighting turn you on? What a f****** weirdo." Kinuhata scorned.
"W-what? No! I don't know why I have one either!" Kirito yelled back.
'Ah damn it; I really hope I can work well with these guys. But more than that I wonder, are you doing okay Asuna? I still have to initiate that plan after all…'
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Speaking of boners, Osamu Yuki was trying his best to hide his.
'Man those three girls being controlled are really hot! I wonder if I can-
"Osamu! Snap out of it! We're almost there!" 'Kaneki' announced.
"H-huh? Oh yeah right!" Osamu said as 'Kaneki shook his head and 'Jack' groaned in annoyance.
'I swear I'll get revenge on you Ken Naki! Not letting me fight the target is a strike to my pride!' 'Jack the Ripper' thought with animosity.
"Osamu wait!" Roared the voice of Elizabeth Swallow.
"E-Elizabeth? What is it?"
"P-please don't hurt Robert! I-I'm not attracted to him anymore but he's still my-
"Sorry girl no can do. He's our target and nothing can change that now." 'Kaneki' said much to her chagrin.
"He's… he's right Elizabeth. I'm sorry but he's caused far too much disaster to be forgiven now." Osamu added.
"…I understand. Just let me come with you alright?" Elizabeth asked hopefully.
"Are you sure? This is your brother after all. You'll have to show no mercy." 'Kaneki' warned.
"Y-yes I'm sure. It's up to me to right his wrongs."
"Well, if you're sure then let's get going." 'Kaneki' confirmed.
As the four of them went on their way, Osamu asked Elizabeth a rather important question.
"Hey Elizabeth, you know I was wondering, what is it about your brother that you like? Cuz I honestly can't see any redeeming factors that would make him appealing to the opposite sex." Osamu asked curiously.
"You're not wrong for asking that. You see, I don't know what exactly happened but Robert was a… different man when we were younger."
"Different? Different how?"
"Well, he was kind, caring and compassionate. He would always look out for others and take himself for granted. Robert was truly an admirable individual." Elizabeth explained.
"Pfft! Are we talking about the same guy here? Kind? Caring? Compassionate? I don't see this pervert having any of those traits." Osamu scorned.
"…Yeah you're right. Maybe he is a different person." Elizabeth said sorrowfully.
Osamu raised an eyebrow at that odd comment but he decided to pursue with that line of questioning as it made Elizabeth look uncomfortable.
"Hey enough talking you two, we're here!" 'Kaneki' shouted.
"Well, well, well look who we have here… if it isn't my little sister and a bunch of mongrels just waiting for death." Robert said grinning as he remained on his chair.
"Robert Swallow, it's time for you to finally get what's long since been coming!" Osamu roared.
"What do you expect to do to me with this barrier of water around me? This is a high-level Esper user after all. It's gonna take more than just distracting her to get to me." Robert said mockingly.
"Robert, please stop this! This isn't you! What happened to you to make you into this-this monster?!" Elizabeth asked with desperation to stop her brother peacefully clearly evident in her voice.
"'Isn't me'? What do you really know about me dear sister? Can't you see that I'm doing this for the good of the Swallow family?!" Robert yelled.
"I don't care about the rest of the Swallow family anymore! They're nothing to me!" Elizabeth replied instantaneously.
"Well then, you'll just have to die." Robert said coldly.
Everyone was slightly staggered by the immediate change of demeanor in his voice but they stood strong.
"'Jack' you know what to do! Knock out that Esper!" 'Kaneki' ordered as he prepared himself to face Robert Swallow after Wannai Kinuho was knocked out.
"…Right." 'Jack' said quietly as he walked towards Wannai and proceeded to punch her.
However, things didn't go quite as planned.
"Urggh!" 'Jack' groaned as a random pillar from the ground erupted and struck his chin, causing him to fall on the ground.
"W-what just happened?" Osamu looked in shock.
"Hahahaha! You mongrels! Did you seriously not expect me to attack you while I'm just sitting here? Oh brother, the science side sure is ignorant." Robert laughed scornfully.
"Science side? What the hell do you mean by 'side'?!" 'Kaneki' asked, aggravated.
"…" Elizabeth felt guilty but she knew that explaining the existence of the magic side now would just cause needless drama and confusion.
"Someone of severely low intellect such as you doesn't need to know. Not when you'll be dying here anyway!"
"Damn it! 'Jack'! Get up! This fight's going to be harder than I thought!" 'Kaneki' said.
"Shut up."
"What?"
"SHUUUUUUT UUUUUP!" 'Jack' roared with rage as he got up and punched 'Kaneki' square in the face knocking him across to the opposite end of the building, crashing and denting the wall.
"Z-Zack, what are you… what are you doing?!" Osamu shouted with contempt.
"Hahahahaha! Now this is entertainment! I didn't expect to witness any internal squabbles but this is true comedy! Hahahaha!" Robert laughed uncontrollably as if he was playing Sonic 06 for the first time.
"Boss! I've grown sick and tired of this job you've forced on me! Screw this shit! Screw you! Screw NEGATIVE! I f****** hate every goddamn thing you've done to me Ken Naki and now you're gonna pay!" Zack the Zipper shouted with venom as he began to make his way to Ken Naki once more.
"Zack, what the hell are you talking about?" Ken Naki started as he got up from Zack's fierce blow.
"I never forced this job on you. All I did was give you a chance and you took it. You never had to join me on my journey or NEGATIVE. So why did you huh? Why the hell did you join NEGATIVE if you have no sympathy for our ideals or for us?" Naki said calmly as he glared at his former companion.
"S-s-SHUUUUT UUUUUUP!" Zack roared once more.
"Hmph. Despicable. Just like a child throwing a tantrum." Naki commented before he prepared himself for combat by unsheathing the sword that lay on his waist.
"N-Naki, what a-
"I'm sorry Osamu. I always knew that Zack would go against us someday but just not now. I'll hold him off so it's gonna be up to you Osamu! Use that power of yours! Defeat our target! Defeat Robert Swallow!" Naki shouted.
"N-Naki…"
"Osamu, he's right. You have to stop this needless conflict." Elizabeth said seriously.
"Y-yeah you're right. I'll d-do what I can." Osamu stuttered.
'They're right. I know they're right. But I'm… I'm scared. I don't know if I'll be able to take out a monster like him.' Osamu thought frightfully.
"What is it that you can do you, you lowly Esper?" Robert asked hatefully.
"W-what…?"
"I've done my research on the man that has enticed my sister. Osamu Yuki, a weak Level 1 with one of the most worthless abilities in this city. Can you even muster the courage to face me? I don't know how you supposedly defeated my sister but I can assure you, if you face me, you'll die." Robert said, mortifying Osamu.
"Osamu, snap out of it!" Elizabeth yelled before a pillar from the ground hit her.
"E-Elizabeth! Damn it Robert Swallow! What do you want from us? What do you want from Academy City?!" Osamu roared.
"I doubt a mere commoner like you can fathom the plans I have in store. All I can tell you is that what I have planned is something… grand. Something that will shake the foundation of the Science and Magic side." Robert said cryptically.
"Magic side? What are you talking about?" Osamu asked again.
"I'm not going to repeat myself. It's time for you to die." Robert said as he began to summon another earth pillar.
"NO!" Elizabeth shouted with desperation as she staggered to her feet.
"I-I won't let you hurt my friend!"
"Oh, and what can you do my dear sister? Your magic is only able to function from your love for me, your big brother. Without your desires for incest motivating you, your magic won't work. After all, I doubt your love for me is particularly strong right now."
"D-damn it, you may be right but I'm sure as hell gonna try! Take this!" Elizabeth said angrily as she charged an ice pillar.
"I told you already it's useless, you can't do-AGH?!"
"Hah…hah… I don't know how I did it but I've hit you brother. Surrender yourself and we may consider a compromise."
"Ha…hahahaha! Honestly, do you really think that's enough to defeat me?! Truly dear sister, it seems as if you have much more to learn about me! DIE!" Robert muttered ferociously as he summoned a barrage of pillars that wrecked Elizabeth and left her in a bleeding yet thankfully unconscious and not dead state.
"N-no Elizabeth…" Osamu muttered.
"I told her it was pointless. Though I don't know how she managed to attack from her lack of incest love, it doesn't matter. You're next to face my wrath Osamu Yuki." Robert said with a sinister tone.
"N-NO OSAMU!" Naki shouted in horror.
"ROBERT SWALLOW!" Osamu yelled, standing up, eyes and hair ablaze.
'AROUSAL MODE ON'
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"So Tsuchimikado, why the hell are we all the way out here? This walk took a long while; I'm pretty worried about the state of affairs in the Ball building." Touma said as fear gripped his heart.
"Ah don't worry Kami-yan. GROUP has developed a foolproof plan. Isn't that right Musujime?" Tsuchimikado said smugly as Awaki appeared before the two of them.
"W-woah! Who the hell's this?!" Touma shouted in panic.
"Don't get your testicles all in a bunch Kami-yan, she's a member of GROUP." Tsuchimikado said calmly, not realizing that he got the saying wrong.
"O-oh alright." Touma sighed in relief
"I don't believe that we've had the pleasure of meeting yet Touma Kamijou. I'm Awaki Musujime and my ability is Level 4 Move Point. It's like the ability of that pigtailed Judgment girl but just a lot better." Awaki said as she gleefully introduced herself.
"R-right. Nice to meet you to I guess?" Touma said, slightly taken aback by Awaki's welcoming disposition.
"What's up with you Musujime? Aren't you usually all gung-ho about the shota (young boys) types? Why are you being so friendly with Kami-yan, you usually just ignore all guys out of your strike zone." Tsuchimikado asked, legitimately curious.
"Well normally you're right but Touma Kamijou here is an exception. You see, I have dreams about you Kamijou."
"E-excuse me?" Touma said taken aback yet again.
"Ever since that one day I accidentally saw you casually saw you strolling the streets, I had dreams of you. So many ecstasy filled dreams of you cosplaying in choir boy outfits, and sailor outfits and oh god…~ I can't take it~~."
"U-um-
"And after I started having those dreams, I stalked you every time I wasn't assigned to GROUP. I've seen you pee, shit, try to masturbate and-
"WOAH WOAH WOAH! Hold the f*** up! Are you saying you're stalking me?!" Touma shouted in fright.
"Yes, so what if I am. If you be with me Kamijou, I'll be sure to make your first anal experience addictively pleasurable!" Awaki implored.
"Wait wait wait. I… I…I don't know how to respond to most of that but the only thing I can assure you of is that I'm not a huge fan of anal. I'd rather stick it in the vag." Touma explained.
"Oh no no Kamijou. I think you have it all wrong. I wasn't talking you sticking it into my ass. I was talking about me sticking it into your ass."
"…Alright, I'm just done." Touma said anxiously.
"Oh my fu***** god, that's another side of Musujime that I wished I never saw." Accelerator annoyed as he and Etzali approached the group.
"Well, hello Kamijou, I see you're doing well?" Etzali asked.
"U-Unabara? You're with these guys to huh?" Touma said, forgetting that Tsuchimikado briefly told him earlier.
"Not quite. It's Etzali. I trust you've been keeping Misaka-san safe right?
"And Accelerator?! Why are you out here? I'd thought you'd be fighting inside." Touma said.
"Well I would but the problem is that well… it seems like someone at the dorm ejaculated on my choker and not's working properly." Accelerator explained sorrowfully.
"Wait! Someone at our dorm?! Why would any of us come on your choker? I don't understand." Touma wondered in bewilderment.
"Yeah I don't know either, it's-
"Alright you two, we can continue this conversation later. Right now, we have to put our plan into action. Everyone, grab Kamijou." Tsuchimikado said.
"…Wait what?" Touma asked.
His question wasn't answered though and the members of GROUP carried Touma to the side of the building and threw him up, with him barely landing on the hinge of the roof.
"O-ow, what the f*** was that for?!"
"Kami-yan, our plan is to infiltrate from the top of the wall, taking Robert Swallow by surprise." Tsuchimikado answered as Awaki teleported the rest of GROUP up on the roof.
"Huh. It's a little crazy but it might actually work." Touma complimented.
"Y-you…?! What're you doing up here?!" Mikoto shouted.
"M-Misaka, you're up here? Shirai too? I thought you two were fighting inside." Touma asked.
"Y-yeah we were about to but we saw that it was too crowded and decided that it'd be best to ambush him from the top of the building." Mikoto said.
"Yes, by the way do you know if Osa- that other ape is doing well?" Kuroko asked in worry.
"Oh you mean Osamu? I'm sure he could hold his own." Touma said reassuringly.
Kuroko nodded happily which didn't go unnoticed by anyone there.
"So, since we all coincidentally have the same plan, shouldn't we snap right to it?" Tsuchimikado offered.
"Yeah, it's pretty sketchy to see that we thought of the same thing but that doesn't matter right now. We've broken a small part of the roof that will have us land right in front of Robert Swallow. I had Kuroko check." Mikoto summarized.
"Well, alright then. Let's get this show on the road!" Tsuchimikado announced to everyone's agreement.
Touma Kamijou then jumped down the artificial hole on the roof and with his right fist outstretched, he yelled with his heart full of rage and passion-
"ROBERT SWALLOW!"
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AUTHOR'S NOTES
ARE HAMAZURA AND TAKITSUBO STILL MAKING LOVE IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM?!
IS MISAKI OVERHEARING THEM AS SHE MASTURBATES?!
WHAT ARE SATEN AND UIHARU DOING?!
WHAT IS THE SECRET WEAPON THAT NEGATIVE HAS?
AND WHAT EXCATLY IS KIRITO'S PLAN?!
FIND OUT NEXT TIME WHEN THE BATTLE CONTINUES ON 'A COMPILATION OF MISFORTUNE'!