Me: Here it is people! The long-awaited, PHANGIRL GET-TOGETHER!
Erik: Oh Lord.
Disclaimer: If I owned 'Phantom of the Opera', the managers would have been hit in the head with bricks in the first scene.
Me: Erik! Wake up! It's time!
Erik: *Moaning into his pillow* Nooooooooooo!
Christine: The phangirl get-together is today? Cool!
Me: This is gonna be awesome!
Raoul: *Whimpering in a corner*
Me: Why are the men in this room being such babies?
Christine: I don't know.
Me: Let's go outside! Everyone will be here soon!
*We get ready and head outside the hotel to wait for phangirls*
Erik: When are they getting here?
Me: I think one is coming now!
*A person appears in the distance. Two people actually. A girl with blond hair that has blue and black feathers in it, wearing a black skirt and a blue tank top, sitting on the back of a man in a black cape and a mask*
Erik: Is that… another Erik?
Me: Yup. And that must be TolkeinNerd4832!
TolkeinNerd4832: HIIIIII GUUUUUYYYSS! *Jumps off her Erik's back*
Me: Hi! *Hugs* Welcome to the phangirl party!
Erik: So now it's a party?
Raoul: Hey, Megan…
Me and TolkeinNerd4832: Yes?
Christine: Wait, you're both named Megan?
Me: I guess so.
TolkeinNerd4832: NAME STEALER! Hahahahaha I'm kidding! You can call me Meg or Nutmeg, so we don't get confused.
Other Erik: *Ahem*
TolkeinNerd4832: Oh, right. This is my totally stuck up, prim and proper, way too formal Erik!
Other Erik: My dear, I would prefer it if you didn't introduce me in such a manner.
TolkeinNerd4832: See what I mean?
Raoul: Did anyone remember I was asking a question?
Erik: No.
Me: Cool! Another Erik! What should we call him so we don't mix up the Eriks?
TolkeinNerd4832: CALL HIM MR. MCFLUFFYPANTS!
Other Erik: For the love of Faust, no! Just call me MK Erik.
TolkeinNerd4832: Awww, you're using my initials!
Other Erik (Now known as MK Erik): I suppose so. *Not at all happy with it*
TolkeinNerd4832: Oh cheer up. We're going to the Dells!
MK Erik: This is supposed to cheer me up, how?
Me: Guys! Here comes another phangirl!
Erik: Where?
Me: *Points up* There! *A girl with black hair and light brown eyes is parachuting out of the sky* It's TheRapistOfMostCharacters!
Erik: Why do I have a bad feeling about her?
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: *Lands* Hi guys!
Christine: Wow! What an entrance!
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: Thank you! *Turns to me* Violet, The Vampire Slay-I mean, phangirl reporting for duty!
Me: Hi! *Hugs* Welcome to Erik's personal hell!
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: Thank you! *Turns* ERIK! *Jumps on him and kisses him*
Erik: …Uh, Megan?
Me: Yes?
Erik: WHY IS THE RANDOM PHANGIRL MAKING OUT WITH ME?
Me: Oh, I should have warned you, that might happen.
Erik: MIGHT?
Me: Oh, calm down. *Pulls TheRapistOfMostCharacters off of Erik* Violet, I'm gonna have to ask you to control yourself if we want to keep what's left of Erik's sanity.
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: Fine. *Pouts*
Erik: Thank y-HEY! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT MY SANITY?
Me: Oh look! Another phangirl!
*A girl, around 5'8 tall and skinny, with long brown hair, blond highlights and blue eyes shows up on a pogo stick*
Raoul: Why are all the phangirls arriving in unexpected ways?
Me: Because the phangirl bus broke down.
Erik: There's a bus?
Me: Hi InuyashaFanGirl1555!
InuyashaFanGirl1555: *With a southern accent* Hi! And you can call me Niki.
Me: Okay! Hi Niki!
InuyashaFanGirl1555: Hi.
Raoul: That's a funny accent.
InuyashaFanGirl1555: It's from my dad. I live in Wisconsin, which is why I'm so excited to go to the Wisconsin Dells!
Me: Fabulous! And here comes another phangirl!
*Two people appear in the distance. It's a girl with shoulder-length brown hair and brown eyes. She is accompanied by Enjolras from Les Mis*
Enjolras: Hi!
Me: Hi Enjolras! Hi Horses of Shadow and Night, otherwise known as Gabby!
Horses of Shadow and Night: Hi! How are you guys!
Me: Good. By the way, I love 'The Adventures of Erik and Erik Jr.'
Horses of Shadow and Night: Aww, thank you!
Christine: So, so far that's four phangirls and two fictional characters.
Me: And we still have six phangirls and eight fictional characters to go! *Ominous shadow passes overhead*
Erik: What was that?
Me: Our next phangirl. *A girl riding a black Fursona dragon with pupil-less yellow eyes drops out of the sky. She is made up to look like Freddy Krueger.
Raoul: EEEEK! It's a monster!
Me: No, it's Phantoms And Angels! AKA Cassandra!
Phantoms And Angels: Hi! Nice to meet you!
Erik: What's up with your face?
Me: Look who's talking.
Phantoms And Angels: It's make-up. It took me three hours.
Christine: *Hiding behind me* It's scary!
Raoul: *Whimpering*
Phantoms And Angels: Success!
Erik: You have a dragon?
Phantoms And Angels: Yup. This is Fanta.
Fanta: Hi!
Raoul: IT TALKS?
Fanta: Of course I do!
Phantoms And Angels: By the way fop, we have a few choice words for you.
Fanta: And a few blows.
Raoul: *Runs away*
Me: Oh great. Will someone go get him?
Fanta: I will! *Runs after Raoul*
Raoul: HELP MEEEEE! WHY DOES NO ONE NOTICE THE DRAGON RUNNING DOWN THE STREET? AAAAAHHHHHH!
Fanta: *Grabs Raoul* Got him! *Comes back*
Horses of Shadow and Night: Hey, lay off him.
Everyone: RAOUL-LOVER!
Horses of Shadow and Night: No! I'm not a Raoul-lover! I just think, since everyone is going to be making his life miserable today, I'd protect him.
Raoul: I LOVE YOU! *Hugs her feet*
Horses of Shadow and Night: Umm… thanks?
Christine: So when's the next phangirl coming?
Me: Should be soon.
*Suddenly, a large group of people appear in a cloud of smoke. A girl with a pink t-shirt with too much glitter, overly-sequined blue jeans, blond hair with electric blue, purple, green, and yellow streaks, a calmer-looking girl with strawberry-blond hair and bleach blond streaks, Billy and Michael from 'Billy Elliot', Tumblebrutus and Pouncival from 'Cats', and Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood, and Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore from Harry Potter make up the group*
Erik: Who are they?
Me: EriksNewLove, Her twin Emilia, characters from 'Billy Elliot, characters from 'Cats', and characters from 'Harry Potter'!
Erik: My new love?
EriksNewLove: Yup! *Kisses Erik*
Erik: Why does this keep happening?
Me: Because you're you.
Christine: Hi!
Lord Voldemort: I'd kill you all if that pipsqueak hadn't stolen my wand.
EriksNewLove: *Whistles inconspicuously*
Raoul: Hi there!
Luna: Have you ever seen a nargle?
Raoul: A what?
Luna: A nargle. My father says the Canadian breeds are friendlier and appear more than the British breeds.
Raoul: What's a nar-
EriksNewLove: DON'T ASK!
Erik: Are you two cats?
Pouncival: Yes.
Tumblebrutus: Our musicals were written by the same person.
Erik: Really?
Tumblebrutus: Yes.
Erik: Well then, nice to meet you.
Dumbledore: What an interesting turn of events.
Me: DUMBLEDORE IS BACK FROM THE DEAD! *Hugs*
Dumbledore: Nice to meet you too.
Christine: How did you do the whole, 'appear in a cloud of smoke' trick?
EriksNewLove: I have no idea.
Emilia: RAOULY BEAR! *Kisses Raoul*
Christine: HEY! That's my husband!
EriksNewLove: Oh right, I forgot to mention, my sister is a Raoul fangirl.
Raoul: I have a fangirl? Sweet!
Emilia: *Hugs Raoul*
Christine: *Sprays Emilia with a water spritzer* My husband!
Emilia: EEEEK! *Runs away*
Me: We're still waiting on three phangirls.
Christine: I think I see one!
Erik: Oh joy.
Me: Erik…
Erik: I'm really getting tired of this. *Hands over a dollar*
Voice behind me: Wow, you're going to be a millionaire by the time we get to the Dells.
Me: *Jumps twenty feet in the air* HOLY SHI-OW! *I fell*
Erik: *Killing himself laughing*
Me: *Glares at Erik then looks behind me to see a girl around Erik's age with curly hair* Oh, hi Foxcat93!
Foxcat93: Hi! Sorry for scaring you. And you can call me Rachel/
Me: Okay.
Christine: Hey Megan, what's that?
Me: I think it's the next phangirl.
*A stretch limo is pulling up. The chauffer gets out and opens the door to reveal a 5'5, very pale phangirl with freckles, brown-blond mid-back length hair with bangs just below her eyebrows, and green-brown eyes. As soon as she gets out, the limo drives away*
ItamiAngel-chan: *Shrugs* I only paid for the ride here.
Me: Hi ItamiAngel-chan!
ItamiAngel-chan: Hi!
Erik: And what should we call you?
ItamiAngel-chan: Mikaela.
Erik: Perfect.
Raoul: How it the last one getting here?
Me: I don't know.
*Random brown haired, blue eyed phangirl appears out of nowhere*
Me: That answered my question. Hi WingedAngelOfLyoko!
WingedAngelOfLyoko: Hi!
Erik: and we should call you…
WingedAngelOfLyoko: Melody. It's my internet name.
Me: Perfect! So, that's all the phangirls and fictional characters, now we're just waiting on…
Loud horn: BEEP BEEEEEEEEP!
Me: My cousins.
*An RV pulls up and Brady, Ian, Emma and Christopher jump out*
Brady: Hi Megan! Hi phangirls!
Ian: Hey guys!
Emma: Hi Jenna!
Jenna: *Who has been here all this time but hasn't spoken until now* Hi Emma!
Me: Hey guys! Thanks for bringing the RV.
Erik: Wait, why do we need the RV?
Me: We're riding to the Dells in this!
MK Erik: You mean to tell me that we are traveling to a place I do not want to go too, in a large metal deathtrap?
Me: And I'm driving!
MK Erik: I'm leaving.
TolkienNerd4832: Oh no you're not! *Tackles* We are going and that's that!
MK Erik: Would you get off of me?
TolkienNerd4832: NO!
Me: Pile in everyone! *Everyone gets in and takes a seat.
Michael: It sure is crowded in here.
Billy: You can say that again.
Michael: It sure is crowded in here.
EriksNewLove: Be quiet. Megan's talking.
Me: So, we have a bit of a ride, but we'll make it there in good time and we'll be able to go everywhere you guys wanted to go. So who wants to get on the road?
Everyone: *Cheers*
Me: Okay! *Finally! We're on the road!*
Erik: Are you sure it's legal for you to be driving?
Me: It's my story. I'll do what I want.
Erik: What?
Me: Anyone want to watch a movie?
Phantoms And Angels and Fanta: WE DO!
Phantoms And Angels: We have 'Nightmare on Elm Street'!
Raoul: I'm just gonna go hid in the back.
Fanta: Nice try.
Phantoms And Angels: *Pulls out duct tape* Don't worry. We prepared for this.
Raoul: *Cries*
Phantoms And Angels: *Ties Raoul up with duct tape and puts him in front of the TV* This is gonna be fun!
Raoul: *Sobs*
*We watch the movie. By the end of it, Raoul is curled up in a ball on the floor whimpering*
Fanta: I'd call that a success.
Horses of Shadow and Night: You guys are so mean to him.
Emilia: Yeah! Lay off my Raouly-bear!
Christine: *Sprays with water spritzer* My husband!
Emilia: ACK!
Me: Guys, we're here!
Everyone: Yay!
TolkienNerd4832: WOOO! AFTER WEEKS OF WAITING WE ARE FINALLY HERE! YES YES YES! WOO HOO!
Erik: Is she always like this?
MK Erik: Yes.
Erik: I know how you feel. All these phangirls are insane.
Me: What are you getting at?
Erik: Nothing, nothing.
Me: *Glares suspiciously* Okay people! Pile out! *We clown-car our way our. I swear I heard circus music*
Phantoms And Angels: So, what now?
Me: I have a list of where we're going!
TolkeinNerd4832: READ IT!
MK Erik: I think I have gone deaf.
Me: First, we're going to Mount Olympus.
InuyashaFanGirl1555: Woo!
Me: Then the torture museum.
Phantoms And Angels: Yahoo!
Erik: Watch yourself fop.
Raoul: *Gulps*
Me; Then DUCKS boat rides.
Foxcat93: That one's mine!
Me: Then Original Wisconsin dells Fudge.
TolkeinNerd4832, Erik and Christine: WAHOO! CANDY! SUGAR!
MK Erik: We may not survive.
Me: Then we'll go zip-lining.
ItamiAngel-chan: Sweet!
Me: Then the Sundara inn and spa.
Christine: Ooh!
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: That was my idea!
Me: Then finally, we'll get an old fashioned photo!
EriksNewLove: Awesome!
Me: Does that sound like a plan?
Everyone: *Nods*
Me: Okay then! First stop, Mount Olympus!
*We get there, and everyone rushes in*
InuyashaFanGirl1555: This place is great! They have a giant wave pool that makes these huge waves!
Emilia: Will you please please pleeeaaassseee wear the pink bathing suit?
EriksNewLove: No! I want to wear the black one!
Emilia: *Pouts*
Horses of Shadow and Night: Hey! They have a wooden roller coaster here! Whataya say Raoul?
Raoul: It wasn't enough that I had to watch a scary movie, now I have to go on a rickety roller coaster? Why me?
Me: Okay guys, split up, and we'll meet back here in an hour.
Foxcat93 and TheRapistOfMostCharacters: We'll go with Erik!
Erik: Why me?
EriksNewLove: My group will go swimming.
Horses of Shadow and Night: Me, Enjolras and Raoul will go on the coasters!
Fanta: I'll go too. *Evil grins*
Raoul: *Shudders*
InuyashaFanGirl1555: To the wave pool!
TolkeinNerd4832: I'M GOING ON A WATER SLIDE!
WingedAngelOfLyoko: I LOVE BAGELS!
Erik: What?
Me: Meg, I'll go with you. The rest of you can do whatever you want.
*At the wave pool*
EriksNewLove: Come on you two! Everyone else is swimming! Even Lord Voldemort!
Voldemort: I am not happy about it.
Pouncival: We're cats. We don't swim
Tumblebrutus: Let's just go of the go-karts *Leaves*
Emilia: Spoil sports.
Foxcat93: Erik! Come swimming!
Erik: No.
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: * Pushes him in*
Erik: YARG! *Splash!*
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: *Jumps in* Now you have no choice!
Erik: I. HATE. PHANGIRLS! *Wave hits him* AND WAVES!
*At the water slides*
Christine: Why did I go with you again?
Me: Because I dragged you.
Brady: This is gonna be awesome!
Ian: Totally!
Me: This one is a raft ride! We can all go on together!
MK Erik: Inside, I'm screaming.
TolkeinNerd4832: EVERYONE GET ON! * We listen to the screaming girl*
Me: Off we GOOOOOOOOOO!
Christine: AAHHHAAHHAHAH!
Brady: THIS IS AWESOME!
Ian: WHEEEEEE!
MK Erik: I think I'm going to be sick!
TolkeinNerd4832: NOT IN THE TUBE, YOU IDIOT!
*Meanwhile, at the coasters*
Enjolras: This coaster looks awesome!
Horses of Shadow and Night: All wooden coasters are awesome!
Raoul: I don't want to go!
Horses of Shadow and Night: You can sit next to me; will that make you feel better?
Raoul: *Nods*
*They get in, Raoul sitting next to Gabby, Enjolras sitting next to a random person, and Fanta with her own seat*
Fanta: Start the ride! *The ride starts* Wow! Does this mean I'm all powerful?
Horses of Shadow and Night: I don't think soOOOOOOOOO! *They just went down a hill*
Enjolras: WHEEEEE!
Horses of Shadow and Night: WOOOO!
Fanta: *Breaths fire*
Raoul: *Passes out*
*One hour of this later*
EriksNewLove: That was awesome!
Me: Sweet waterslides!
Horses of Shadow and Night: Uh, I think we broke Raoul.
Enjolras: *Carrying a passed-out Raoul* and he's heavy.
Me: Hey, what happened to Mikaela, Melody, Pouncival and Tumblebrutus?
*Said characters drive by in go-karts*
WingedAngelOfLyoko: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Security guard chasing them: STOP! PULL OVER!
ItamiAngel-chan: DRIVE FASTER!
Me: …Let's just move on to the torture museum.
*We get there without being arrested and start the tour*
Tour guide: Blah blah blah ancient torture device blah blah blah.
Me: Um, where did Cassandra, Raoul and Fanta go?
Raoul: SCREETCH!
MK Erik: I think that just answered your question. *we run down the hall to see Raoul locked in a torture device with his hair on fire.
Me: OH GOOD LORD!
Emilia: RAOULY! *Frees him*
Christine: RAOUL! * Puts out his hair with her water spritzer*
Raoul: Why Me? WHY is it always me?
Me: Because you're you. Keep up people! There are more torture devises this way!
Phantoms And Angels: *Grins evilly*
Raoul: *Cries*
*We manage to get through the rest of the tour with Raoul only getting caught in three more torture devices. Now, to DUCKS boat rides!*
Erik: So… we just drive around?
*The boat ride starts out as a car ride*
Foxcat93: Wait for it… *We hit the river!*
Erik: *Is splashed* Splutter! I hate water.
Me: Come on! This is fun! Whee!
WingedAngelOfLyoko: I LOVE BAGELS!
Erik: …
Jenna: This is peaceful.
Emma: It's nice!
Brady: It's boring. Let's capsize the boat!
Me: *Smacks* There will be no boat capsizing!
Ian: Awww.
Foxcat93: *Snuggling up against Erik*
Erik: Umm…
Me: Erik, be nice.
Erik: Fine.
Emilia: *Leans against Raoul*
Christine: MY HUSBAND! *Sprays*
Emilia: EEEEP!
*Back on dry land*
TolkeinNerd4832: Candy store now!
Christine: Candy store!
EriksNewLove: *In a Gollum voice* my precious!
Tumbebrutus: Do you think we need an exorcist?
Me: Possibly. But CANDY FIRST!
*We run like the crazed phangirls we are to the candy store*
TolkeinNerd4832: CHOCLATE! CHOCLAAAATE!
MK Erik: Oh good Lord.
Me: Raid the candy supply!
Christine: *Already pigging out on fudge*
*We eat at an alarming rate. Soon we are all on an insane sugar high*
Erik: CANDY CANDY CHOCOLATE IS SWEET I LOVE IT SO MUCH CANDY!
Christine: I LOVE IT IT IS SWEET BUT IS HAS OTHER FLAVORS AND IT CAN BE SOUR BUT IT IS SO SUGARY!
Me: YAY FOR CANDY! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOOOOVE IIIIT!
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: *Doing back flips*
WingedAngelOfLyoko: I LOVE BAGELS I LOVE BAGELS I LOVE BAGELS!
Phantoms And Angels: ATTACK THE FOP!
Raoul: AAAAHHHH!
Foxcat93: *Pours honey on his head* MUHAHAHAHA!
Raoul: MY HAIR! OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT ANYWAY!
Fanta: THAT WAS MY DOING! I BURNED HIS HAIR!
EriksNewLove: CANDY IS THE THING THAT KEEPS OUR NATION ALIVE!
Me: TO ZIP-LINING!
*We run at a speed the roadrunner would be envious of to the zip-lining place, barrel our way to the front, and get hooked up*
TolkeinNerd4832: *Sees the guy explaining the rules has a Red Bull, grabs it and drinks it* HAHAHAHAHAHA! *Zooms down*
Luna: I shall follow! I think I saw a crumple-horned snorkak down there! *Goes down*
Me: THE WORLD SHALL ONE DAY BE MINE! *Jumps down*
ItamiAngel-chan: THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA! *Follows*
Everyone else: CHAAAAAARGE!
*When they reach the bottom, us Megan's are running around in circles, and Luna and Mikaela are looking for crumple-horned snorkaks*
TolkeinNerd4832: WORLD CONQUEST!
Me: NO! NO CONQUERING OF WORLDS ON OUR TRIP!
TolkeinNerd4832: *Suddenly crashes* Carry me?
MK Erik: No. Not again.
TolkeinNerd4832: Pleeeeeaaase?
MK Erik: Fine. *Picks her up*
TolkeinNerd4832: Yay!
Me: *Yawn* Now to the spa to work off our sugar crashes.
Everyone: *Sleepy nods*
*At the Sundara inn and spa*
Me: *Getting a massage* Aaaahhh, this is the life.
Christine: Zzznnk! *She fell asleep*
Voldemort: This is pretty relaxing.
EriksNewLove: I don't believe it! Lord Voldemort doesn't want to kill anything!
Voldemort: Shut up.
WingedAngelOfLyoko: *Sigh* Whoever had this idea is a genius.
TheRapistOfMostCharacters: Thank you!
Enjolras: So, it's the old fashioned photo's next?
Horses of Shadow and Night: Yup. Then home.
Foxcat93: This has been a great day.
Fanta: It's soooooo relaxing here. I love this spa.
Phantoms And Angels: I know.
Brady: I cannot believe I agreed to do this.
Ian: Can we leave? Like, now?
Timer: Ding!
Me: Looks like we have too.
Everyone but Brady and Ian: Aawww.
Brady and Ian: *High-five*
Me: To the photos!
*We get there and the lady tell us to pick out our costumes*
ItamiAngel-chan: Let's be gangsters!
MK Erik: Never in a million years.
Brady: Civil war!
Me: Any scene that allows you any form of weaponry is bad news.
EriksNewLove: 1880's!
Erik: Perfect! My kind of time!
TolkeinNerd4832: Let's get a 'Phantom of the Opera' themed one!
Phantoms And Angels: Perfect!
Me: To the costumes! *Once all of us get dressed and posed in 'Phantom' costumes*
Photographer: Everyone say 'Phantom'!
Everyone: 'Phantom'!
Camera: CLICK!
Counter lady: How may copies do you want?
Me: Give us twenty-nine wallet sized; does anyone want a big one?
Everyone: ME!
Me: Twenty-nine big ones, and make the big ones in colour, and the small ones one each of black and white, sepia and colour so that adds up too… *Does quick math* 116 pictures!
Counter lady: …
*Once we get our pictures*
Me: That was awesome!
Foxcat93: We have got to do that again!
Me: We will! Only this time well go to the moon!
Erik: Oh, the possibilities! One 'wrong' move and Raoul could end up floating through space without oxygen!
Raoul: *Gulps*
Me: Well, bye people!
Everyone: Bye! *Disappears*
Erik: Wow. Good exit.
Me: Bye Brady, Ian, Emma, and Christopher!
Brady, Ian, Emma, and Christopher: Bye! *Gets in the RV and drives away.
Me: Now it's our turn to disappear! *I snap my fingers and we appear at my house*
Erik: FINALLY!
Christine: I liked the trip!
Raoul: If you need me, I'll be in my room mourning my hair. *Cries and runs away*
Erik: What a fop.
Me: Totally. But that was a fun day!
Erik: Speak for yourself.
Me: Don't act like you didn't enjoy the torture museum!
Erik: Well, that was kinda fun.
Me: *Smug*
Erik: But don't let it get too your head.
Me: Too late!
Me: THAT WAS AN AWESOME TRIP!
Erik: You've been yelling that every five minutes since we got home.
Me: Well, it was! And you only have until the 23rd to vote for our next phangirl get-together, so hurry and vote!
Christine: And for those of you who voted for the Wisconsin Dells, can you tell us if you can vote again? If not, we'll take down the poll and set up a new one with the same options after the next vote.
Me: And I'd like to ask any animal-lovers reading this to put up with me as I say an R.I.P to my hamster Buddy, who died while I was in Wisconsin. He was a good hamster who lived a long life (for a hamster) before dying peacefully. He will be missed.
Erik: Shame. I liked that rodent.
Me: Yeah. Me too. *Sigh* I love animals.
Christine: Me too.
Me: Don't forget to review! It makes me smile! And for those of you who came, tell me what you thought of your entrance!