Hi again! My writers block still isn't gone, but hey, at least this time I didn't take months to update, SO BE HAPPY!!! (Dances like and idiot for fifteen minutes)
Jube-Jube: I think she's lost it!
Reuben: No duh!
Me: Aw shut up!
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"WHAT THE HELL?!?!" Jess screamed at the top of her voice.
"What do you mean, the home of Lilo and Stitch?! They don't even exist, they were created by Disney!" I stared at her.
"And you call Greg the dumb one. How can you think they don't exist when two of the most famous characters have been living in my room all week?!" I yelled this in her face without really meaning to, so she took a step back.
"Jeez, calm down Jube-Jube! Come on, you have to find it slightly weird about all this? We just fell from the sky, turned into cartoons, and now it turns out we're in the homeland of a TV show. YOU HAVE TO FIND THAT CREEPY!!" Jess's sharp voice continued to needle my brain quite painfully.
"Please stop yelling Jess." Greg moaned. I suddenly heard a quiet yell from behind me, and I saw Reuben looking in shock at all the blood on his fur.
"What the blitznak happened to my fur?!" I stared at him in awe, he didn't remember a thing.
"Reuben, don't you remember? You attack Gantu and more or less took the top of his head off! I ended up knocking you out with a piece of glass, how can you not remember that?" Reuben still looked pretty shocked.
"I don't remember that, all I can remember is blacking out then getting hit in the forehead." Jess tugged me shoulder.
"Uh, Jube-Jube, how do we get home?" I stared at her, gob smacked.
"Jess, what are you thinking?" I whispered.
"We're in Kauai, the Disney Kauai. This is a place everyone thought never existed. Wet could meet the cousins, the ohana, Lilo! You know every Lilo and Stitch fan has always dreamt of coming here, a land that isn't polluted. A land inhabited by aliens. We can finally beat up Myrtle! Oh Jess, how the hell cane you want to leave?!" Jess had taken a step back, probably creeped out by my little speech.
"Jeez, I was only asking." Then an idea hit me.
"While we're here, lets go look in Kokawa town!"
Several minutes later
Me, Jess and Greg all walked around the town. Sparky had rushed off to go and find Lilo and Reuben had tagged along with him cos he was bored. Looking round the place was magical. It was exactly like I'd always thought it'd look like. Tall palm trees were studded here and there. People walked around in traditional Hawaiian clothing, looking happy and care free. I even spotted the famous yet nameless sunburnt ice cream tourist! (I couldn't help but accidentally on purpose bump into him and knock the ice cream out of his hands!) It was like walking into a dream! Or in this case, TV show! Jess, however, looked kinda bored.
"Jube-Jube, we've walked round the town eight times now!" She moaned.
"Nine actually." Corrected Greg, with his mouth full of Mrs Hasagawas fruit.
"Whatever. Look, you've seen the town, lets just book into a hotel or something!" I sighed with annoyance. Jess may be my best friend, but she can be a royal pain at times.
"Fine, but I'm choosing which hotel we're staying in." Jess looked at me, one eyebrow raised.
"And what do you have in mind?" A grin painted over my face.
"Jumba and Pleakleys Bed and Not Breakfast!"
Fifteen to twenty minutes later.
Jess Greg and I stood outside the large ship, all in awe at the size of it.
"It's weird how people can't tell it's a spaceship." Greg said.
"Well, come on!" I eagerly said, rushing towards it! Immediately, a skinny, one eyed green creature stepped outside the doorway, wearing a frilly maid dress.
"Why, hello there young ones! Do you happen to be lost?" I fought back the erg to scream in excitement as I looked at the real Pleakley.
"Actually, we'd like to book into your hotel." I look of joy spread over the aliens face.
"Really? No kidding? LILO! Lilo we have a customer!"
"Really? No joke?!" I heard a familiar little voice call.
"Yes!" I girl ran to Pleakleys side. At first I hadn't a clue who she was, but then I looked closer at her. It was Lilo. But she looked slightly different. She was about a foot taller than she is in the show, and instead of her famous red leaf patterned Muumuu, she was wearing a read, leaf patterned spaghetti strap top and blue shorts. She was slimmer than her TV self, but still had her normal, long black hair.
"Aloha, my name's Lilo. Welcome to Jumba and Pleakleys Bed and Not Breakfast!" She placed and Aloha Vai around my neck and invited us inside. I was sweating by this time. I mean, I had just met my hero, the one eyed walking noodle, and now I was staying in their space ship. Fighting the erg not to scream is pretty hard. Lilo led us into a large area of the ship, with three beds and giant window (Really the ships cockpit) The place was decorated with flowers and silk drapes (most likely to cover up all the controls and weapons.)
"So," Lilo began. " What are your names?" Jess immediately took this opportunity to start chatting like there was no tomorrow.
"Well, my name's Jess Von Hamsterwheel, that's Greg, and that's Jube-Jube. Whatever you do, don't call her Jube cos she'll rip you to shreds. It's an honour to be in Kauai and to stay in the worlds only 'Bed and Not Breakfast', epically when the staff are so famous, and Jube-Jube's gone bezerk with joy knowing that she's in her favourite T.V show and…"
Excuse me," Interrupted Lilo " Did you say, T.V show?" I sighed. So much for keeping everything a secret.
"Way to go, Jess! Okay, Lilo, there's something you should know…"
Half an hour later
" Okay, let me see if I've got this right," Started Lilo.
"I was invented by some bloke named Walt Disney, I'm a park of an T.V show named 'Lilo and Stitch', Reuben and Sparky have been at your home in a different world for about a week, Gantu showed up and captured you, Reuben went crazy, you fell from the sky, landed in Kauai and now you're stuck here?"
"Yep, pretty much." I answered.
"YES! Finally, I knew it!" Lilo quite unexpectantly cried!
"Uh, Lilo? What are you talking about?" Greg asked.
"Look, as I got older, I starting thinking how unrealistic all my life was. Aliens, Gerbils who think they're hamsters, Nani getting married, it's all pretty unrealistic."
"Hold it! Nani's married?!" I cried.
"Uh huh, she got married to David about six or seven months ago."
"That's sooo cool!" I squealed. Just then, a bulky person wearing a pair of dungarees came in, his back turned us as if he was talking to someone behind him (Which he was)
"I am still saying, my little one eyed one, why do you get that comfy frilly thing while I must wear oh so itchy dungarees?"
"Cos I'm the pretty one!" Came the shrill voice of Pleakley.
"Yeah, the pretty annoying one more like." With that, he shut the door.
"Hello little new comers! Your room services are here…" He stopped in mid sentence, and stared at me.
"Um, hi?" He continued to stare at me.
"Okay, this is getting creepy, why are you staring at me?" He dropped the broom he was holding, so it crashed noisily against the floor.
"It's you," He whispered. "You're alive."
"Uh, yeah, what's your point?" I asked in confusion.
"I thought the explosion killed you and wife! Is a miracle! After all these years, you the one and only Jube-Jube, is still alive!" He cried, tears suddenly spurting down his face.
"What the hell are you going on about?! What explosion? What wife? How do you know my name? What's going on?!" I was now, officially, scared out of my wits.
"Oh Jube-Jube," He said.
"This is going to sound unbelievable, but you are my long lost daughter."
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Dun, dun, DDDUUUHHH!!! Cliffhanger!
Jube-Jube: I didn't get that last part, why is Jumba my dad?
Reuben: Yeah, you kinda rushed the ending.
Me: Hey, read the top, I have writers block! Yeah, I know the ending was WWWAAAYYY over rushed, but everything will make more sense when I upload the next chappie. But I'm working on LOADS of other things at the moment, so I could be a while. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!