So I was watching my favorite tv show, The Smoking Gun Presents off TruTV(CourtTV), and it gave me the inspiration for this.
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Disclaimer: Squall Leonhart, Final Fantasy, and Kingdom Hearts are owned by Square Enix while Sora, Axel, and Roxas are owned by Disney, I own nothing. Oh, and I don't own The Smoking Gun Presents or TruTV, even though I really want to.
Title: 100 Snapshots
Authoress: Tysonkaiexperiment
Couplings This Drabble: LeSo and a bit of AkuRoku
Warnings This Drabble: Mentions of pain and a character getting injured (not life-threatening, promise!)
Summary: 100 theme drabbles dedicated around Squall and Sora and their wedding gift, a camera. LeSo with many random mixed and matched others!
Dedication: To my mom and step-dad, who watch this show with me all the time and will help give inspiration to my stories!
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100 Snapshots
Drabble 14:
Pain
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"If I was ever that stupid, would you still love me?"
Squall sent his husband a flat look, pausing with pen hovering over paper, "That came from no where."
"It was just a thought I had." Sora responded, munching on popcorn and watching TruTV to entertain himself while Squall wrote is article worthy enough to make Laguna proud. He hissed in imaginary pain when he watched the criminal crash through the roof of the building and land with his back on the top of a shelf.
"You've been having a lot of random thoughts lately." The older brunet muttered, going back to his scribbling, if Sora could call it that. Squall's writing was better than any writer's books, he could make their font look like shit. The man had dotted his i's and curled his q's like it was his nature to make it look like it came off a printer.
"You didn't answer my question."
"Stupid as what?"
"That man." Sora pointed to the screen just as they got to the number one spot on their countdown. Some idiot criminal and his escape plan had gone horribly wrong, the thing was stupid funny, pretty much just like the show, he didn't know why Sora watched it.
"Whatever you want to believe."
Sora sent him a flat look then, swishing his lips to one side before going back to his marathon.
"Would you allow yourself to be that injured?"
The younger brunet thought for a moment before shaking his head, "Probably not, I'd get Axel to do it for me."
"You're going to convince Axel to rob a place?"
"Of course not! Just re-enact them!"
Squall shook his head, seeing Sora wince again when a man was shown getting run over by his own car.
He just never expected to come home one day, Axel and Roxas being over, and the redhead standing on top of a ladder in the middle of their street. That's why the street was closed off, huh, good thing he was parked just around the corner. Somehow he knew Sora and Axel did not get permission to close the street, which meant he'd have to get them to quit it before those random police drove by that liked to 'check on their town'.
Apparently Roxas thought it'd be fun to drive over his fiancee, considering he was in the car at one end of the street while Axel and his ladder were at the other. Sora was sitting on their front law with their camera (Sora thanked god they'd gotten one with video), looking both amused and a little worried for Axel, but the former a little more. "What are you doing?"
"Filming!" Sora chirped, standing up as he pressed paused to kiss his husband. "You were busy with your editor so I figured I'd entertain myself and Axel and I got into a conversation about last night's marathon."
"So you decided to re-enact the idiot on youtube who stands on a ladder and dodges a car?"
"Much safer than robbing a place, right?" Sora grinned innocently, ignoring his sighing husband, "If they hadn't shown that guy on the show I never would've known about that idiot having a youtube!"
"He's the same guy who did the back flip off the vending machine and face planted into the concrete video that you liked."
"That was on the list too!" Sora exclaimed, nodding to Roxas, who honked the horn of his car. Apparently the neighbors were finding this hilarious, most out on their own lawns and watching. He pressed the record button just as Roxas revved up his engine before shooting down the road.
In an instant Roxas was nearing Axel, the redhead jumping just as the front of the car hit the ladder. The car took the ladder several feet down before the end of the street, Axel still in the air as Roxas screeched past. Instead of landing on his feet like the guy in the video, however, Axel landed on a knee, crying out in surprise when he landed. Everyone rushed to him, Roxas nearly forgot to put the car in park before rushing over.
"Are you okay?" Squall was the first to ask just as Roxas ran over, everyone on the street formed a circle around the redhead.
The blond was checking his fiancee, Axel wincing and hissing while clutching his knee. "I think you dislocated your knee."
The older brunet took his military training to good use, popping the redhead's leg back into place and ignoring Axel's shouts of what a total fucktard he was.
"Sora, are you still recording?"
Sora paused, trying to look up innocently at his husband but failing. "Uhhh..."
Squall rolled his eyes, ordering their neighbors on what to do to get Axel's leg back to normal. "You might want to turn it off."
Sora did as his husband instructed, pouting while the camera turned off, "It was fun while it lasted."
"Axel getting injured was fun to you?"
"This is nothing compared to what Axel did in high school."
Squall suddenly was glad he was older than them, yet he could imagine Axel's stunts somewhere in the back of his mind. No more of that tv show for Sora, he'd make sure to block that channel, now he just had to get Sora to tell him what the password lock was.
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Tke: I decided to try a video instead of pictures, after all most cameras have both features~!
I am seriously in love with The Smoking Gun Presents, I will watch repeats loads of times. If you've never heard/sen the show they pick a topic for that week (criminals, performers, stunt people, partiers, holidays and more) and show the videos (or audio in some cases) of the stupidest people or events in that category. Then B-list celebrities make jokes about the videos and how stupid the people are. Such celebrities can be Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Judy Gold, Chuck Nice, Tonya Harding, Leif Garrett, Natalie Desselle, and more!
Their website is www .trutv. Com / shows / tsg _ presents / (just remove the spaces, obviously) and it's new every Thursday!
Either way, they show it a lot on Saturdays and yesterday they had a marathon in the night, even though I've seen all the episodes thus far (it was a combination of the last two or three seasons) it still givers me new story ideas every time. (Even if they don't include pain, ahahaha.)
I think Axel would easily be the kid in high school doing the stupid stunts but never learning shit. He'd probably be famous on youtube. (Oh wait, he already is, lol!)
Anyways, happy Easter everyone! I still do hunts even though I'm twenty, so I do support people going out and having fun!
Reviews are lovely, they'll make my Easter so much better!