A/N: so earlier in this fic I obviously made Sam's mom's character COMPLETELY wrong, but oh well in this fic she's a ditzy melanie, sigh, if only I was physcic and knew before...haha oh well. Oh and I'm working on a new story ^_^ and it actually has a PLOT before hand, ima post it up when this story's over so be on the look out :D. ...enjoy...

BTW, iCarly isn't mine, if it was then Freddie woulda never had a crush on Carly..sigh..niave lil Freddie.


14. Planning.

Carly's P.O.V

I about died from screaming so much when Sam and Freddie told us they we're engaged, and the sight of her HUGE diamond ring didn't help. It truly is gorgeous. I take a swift glance at it now on Sam's finger and almost have a girly screaming fit again. At the moment I'm sat in Seddie's kitchen opposite said couple. We're picking out flowers and arrangements for the venue, a marquee in the park where they got together.

Freddie is sat left to Sam, slightly behind her with his arms around her waist and one hand joint with hers. IT'S JUST SO DAMN ADORABLE. sigh. I wish I could have a relationship like that one day, just less vicous. Yeah, I broke up with Griffin a few months ago after I found out about the engagement. Sam and Freddie getting engaged made me realise that I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with Griffin, so why spend this part of my life with him? It seemed pointless. Luckily he understood and we're still friends, I'm glad.

"What about white?" Freddie suggests, pointing to a white bouque of lillies in the bridal catalouge. Sam scrunched her face up.

"It's abit boring Fredward, and hey don't white lillies symbolize death?" She directed her question at me, to which I shrugged.

"Umm I think when Spencer was 'dead'" I used airquotes to emphasise Spencers supposed death that never was "That dude gave me white lillies..." I trailed of seeing the slightly hurt and slightly annoyed look on Freddie's face.

"They don't always!" he protested. "And why would they be in this bridal magazine if they-"

"Alright alright sheesh, nub, If you want 'em so bad we'll have um, just match them with a different colour so its abit brighter." Sam interjected, patting Freddie's hand to calm him down. I smiled at the gentle interaction.

"Ooo how about pink!" I suggested, earning two raised eyebrows. "okay okay maybe pink isn't you two...more me" I mumbled. "Umm oh I know! purple, 'cause you guys always wear blue and red!" I said triumphantly.

"What we do not pfft" Sam said waving her hand at me. Freddie lightly tapped her shoulder and waved his hand infront of their bodys, making her look down to see that Freddie was wearing a blue polo shirt and she was wearing a red penny tee that said 'Salami School'. Both Freddie and I chuckled and Sam just shook her head and shoved Freddie in the chest.

"Uhh. ow!" Freddie exclaimed, rubbing his chest where she had applied force. "Uhh so our colour scheme is white and purple then?" He asked me as he glared at Sam, to which I just simply nodded.

"Well I'm bored so lets get this over with." Sam stated, throwing a pen and pad my way. "Write this down Carls." She instructed. "For the actuall ceremoney: White gazeebo to get married under,White and purple lillies to be wrapped around the gazeebo - like ivy kinda, Purple chairs, purple carpet thing for the aisle I'll walk down and whatever else ya need for a ceremony...you figure out. And for the after-party bit: White Marquee with purple drapes, white tables with purple cloths and white and purple lillies for decoration...white napkins yadda yadda yadda..." She waited for me to finish jotting down the last things she had said and I giv her an expectant look as to what else she wants. "You figure out the rest, not too hard hey Miss Carly Shay, wonderful wedding planner" She winked at me and hopped of her chair to stick her head where it usually is, in the fridge. Freddie chuckled and shrugged, making his way into their living room. I was left to continue the planning, sigh, I guess thats what you get for volunteering.


Sam's P.O.V

"Chocolate"/"Vanilla" Freddie and I had said at the same time. We're wedding shopping and currently having a cake specially designed at Cupcake-Jakes. Ofcourse I want Chocolate and Freddie has opted for vanilla (the most boring of all flavours may I add)

"We'll go for chocolate" Freddie quickly says, smiling at me sheepishly. He knows not to argue with momma - smart boy.

"Triple chocolate" I add, grinning back at him as he squeezes my hand tighter in his grip. Lord, he's so girly over this whole thing, I mean I didn't think boys got this excited over a wedding especially planning one. Fredderly's proved me wrong.

"Okay so let me check, you want a four layer, triple chocolate cake with white and purple cream frosting?" Tom (the guy who's gunna make our cake...he's the special cake dude, Jake only specialises in cupcakes) Says, flipping a peice of paper around on the counter infront of us with the sketch design of the cake on.

"Hmmm" I say, staring at the paper.

"Whats wrong Sam?" Freddie asks, rubbing his thumb along my knuckles.

"It's almost perfect but," I rub my chin with my free hand, then snap my fingers when the idea comes to me " Ahah! how about some crystal sprinkle things" I look up at Freddie to see his confused expression, matched with Tom's.

"Umm, you know like, like...rainbow dust! yeah I want white and purple rainbow dust sprinkled all over the cake" I say proudly, Freddie smiles hugely and nodds enthusiastically.

"Yeah, thats great" He says, pecking me on the cheek. Tom agree's and makes a note beside the sketch. Freddie shakes his hand and writes hima cheque before hand, then we leave to meet Carly in the mall.


"Bye Freddie" Carly called over her shoulder as she took my by the wrist and began dragging me in the direction of the neares dress store. I managed to wriggle free and run back to Freddie, In fact I took a running jump and latched my legs around his waist and wrapped my arms around his neck. His eyes widend as I did so but he securly wound his arms around my body, holding me.

"Later Fred-iancé" I whispered into his ear, Fred-iancé...yeah thats my new nickname for him, sadly it's only temporary because its a combination of Freddie and Fiancé. He laughs a little at the new name and kiss me, concealing us in our own little world. I forget everything accept his soft lips and warm breath...Untill I hear an awkward "ahkhemm" From Carly. I pull away and flirtfully wink at him, before jusmping dow and running back to Carly who is currently grinning and rolling her eyes.

"You guys are so cute" She mentions as we get a fair distance away from Freddie so he can't hear. I click my tongue and shrug.

"Whatever..." I tiredly say on a breath as I always do when Carly has something sickly sweet to say about myself and the nub.

We enter the Dress shop and Carly automatically goes girl-puke on me.

"Oh my gosh Sam, how about these!" She runs to a rack of puffy dresses with princess-like metting skirts, I bring my hand to my throat and make puking sounds. Carly's face hardens and her eyes wonder behind me before tripling in size. The sound of someone clearing their throat comes from where Carly's looking and I turn on the spot, still clutching my throat with my tongue out. A Tubby woman with blusher in such a bright pink that the color can never be acheived naturally, and jet black hair wrapped in a bun ontop of her head is giving me a stern look. I slam my mout shut and whip my hand behind my back. Carly comes forward.

"Hi, I'm Carly Shay" She offers her hand in which the woman shakes. "And this is my friend Sam Puckett" Carly gestures to me with her thumb. I give a short wave to the woman, who sourly stares at me.

"I'm Se, Nice to meet you, Carly...and Sam." The woman says sweetly, untill my name which turns her tone sour. "What are you looking for today then." The woman asks Carly, tone sweet again.

"We're looking for a wedding dress and two bridesmade dresses." Carly informs her. Sue nods And walks over to a rack.

"We have a vast selection, You can browse for a style and i'll Help you pick and taylor the perfect dress once you have" She said, patting the rack and the continuing on to sit at the desk. Carly smiles and nods, before walking over to me.

"Stuck-up much" I whisper to Carly, who stifles a giggle and shushes me.

We search almost all of the racks for the my dress but nothing feels right. Everything Carly holds up for me to evaluaate is either too girly or just plain gross, which Carly agrees on.

"Having trouble?" Stuck-up Sue asks after 45 minutes of searching and Failing.

"Umm yeah, we just can't find the right style" Carly confesses, slumping her arms down to her sides.

"Well, i could take measurements and suggest you the most suitable style." Sue suggests to Carly, avoiding eye-contact with me.

"Really? That would be great! thanks." Carly says, a little perkyer now.

"Okay, we'll do wedding dress first, come with me." Sue lightly grabs Carlys elbow and starts taking her to the front desk where the measuring tape is.

"Uhh I think you're mistaken" Carly says, taking back her elbow. Sue raised her eyebrow.

"I'm the one getting hitched" I spoke up, stepping abit closer. A disgusted look spread apon the stuck-up womans face, as if to say who would want to marry me, someone so imature. I didn't like that look...not one bit.

"Sam!" Carly screamed as I lunged at the woman and brought her to the floor. I lifted her leg up behind her, making her yelp in pain as she so obvioulsy is not flexible. Her fingernails screeched against the lamenet flooring as she struggled to crawl away, but I dragged her back and flipped her over. At that point two women emerged from the changing rooms, one in a white dress, the other dialing her mobile for the mall's security.

I jumped up off stuck-up-Sue and grabbed Carly "RUN!" I yelled as we sprinted out of the store and through the mall of busy shoppers.

"Sam. You. Are. In. So. Much. Trouble." Carly bellowed between gasps, I look back with mischeives grin on my face. My best friend is clutching her side, probably a stitch from teh sudden running. We make it out of the mall and down the street before i decide we're in the clear. We slow to a stop and Carly snatches her hand back to clutch her sides as she bends over panting. I, however, am stood straight and hardly out of breath and laughing. Hard.

"Sam this isn't funny!" Carly says whn she catches her breath.

"Yeah it is. did you see her flopping on the ground" I argue. Carly laughs a little before catching herself.

"No it is not." She says quickly. "We might be banned from that mall, and I like that mall" She whined.

"Ahh I'm sorry." I say, cutting off my laughter and putting on my best puppy-dog look...the one Freddie can't resist. And apparently neither can carls.

"Oh it's okay. We just have to find somewhere else to get the dresses. that mall had four dress shops." She says half heartedly with a weak smile on her face.

"Hey how about we go out of town?" I suggest, Carly's head whips up, a glint in her eyes. "We can have a big shopping spree." I suggest.

"But you didn't even want to go shopping for your'e dress. A spree. Really?" Carly asks. I nod and put a big smile on my face, half fake and half real for her sake and my weddings. "YAY!" she screams, a huge grin on her face.


A/N: REVIEW..OR STUCK UP SUE WILL BAN CARLY AND Sam FROM THE MALL FOR 15 YEARS :o