Hey dudes and dudettes so i am back with another one shot. Hopefully this will make up for not updating on my scheduled dates. DONT FORGET. SHOUTOUTS WILL BE AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER! Anyway...Enjoy! by the way this is a famous fic.
Disclaimer: I dont own kickin it or the characters...sadly. or any of the songs on here.
Never Grow Up
Jack's POV
Hey guys! I am Jack Brewer. And one of the Wasabi Warriors. Thats the famous band that I am in. In the band is Kim Crawford, my sexy as hell girlfriend. She is lead singer but second guitarist. Then next to Kim is Jerry Martinez. He is the drummer. Next is Milton. He plays the keyboard. Then there is Eddie Jones. He plays the bass. Lastly there is me. The lead guitarist. Thats the actual band. But we have a team too. We have Grace West, Jerry's girlfriend, as our choreographer. We can all dance but she puts the moves together. Then there is Kelsey Garcia. She is our clothes designer for our concerts. And the Julie Blue, Milton's girlfriend, is our manager The leaders of the band are me and Kim. It was kind of a silent agreement. Just like in high school we were the leaders of our karate gang. And we all happen to still do karate apart from being in a famous band.
I have to admit that it is nice to me in a band with my high school friends and girlfriend. We are all 21 years old and our birthdays are all in the same month but me and Kim's birthday are on the same day. Anyway currently me and the band are in the conference room of our mansion that we all shared. The thing is huge. It has to be. Our whole team lives there. There are at least 40-45 bedrooms. We have 2 olympic sized pools that are 12 feet deep. We have a basketball court, soccer field, ice rink, indoor playground. 2 go-kart tracks and 50 different go-karts, a technology room, 3 different music rooms, 3 dojos fully equipped, 2 home theatres the size of a regular movie theatre, ice cream parlors, pizza parlors, 70 closets sneaker room, dress boutique, and then our garages for our cars. The garages take up the most space because everyone that lives in the house has at least 5 cars each. Then on top of that we have 7 different limos that are parked in our garages. But we treat everyone like family. We are on first name basis. No Mr. Brewer or Ms. Crawford. And the weird thing about our band is that we are always matching. Everyday color wise. everyday we are all wearing the same colors as each other but I dont mind.
Any way bak to what I was saying before. We are all in the conference talking about our next concert that in this Friday. We are kind of freaking out because we dont have ny new songs to perform. I forgot to mention that most of the time we write our own songs and music. But at the moment we have nothing, that was until Kim pulls out a book. But not just any book. She pulls out THE book. Her book full of her secrets and songs. And the book that she never lets any of us read not even me.
"Babe why do you have your book?" I asked her confused. "Well since we have no songs to perform I thought that we could use some that I wrote. I know we usually collaborate on our songs, but we didn't have any other material I wrote some last night. Specifically 3 songs." Sh says to everyone. Maybe I can finally get a look at her secrets that she has in her book. "Sorry Jack but no one can see my book except for me." How did she know? "Babe you're talking out loud." How did she know that? "Dude you're still talking out loud." Jerry says. "Oh. Anyway if we can't look at your book how can we know what the lyrics and music is for the songs?' I asked confused. She looked at me with a smirk. "I made copies of the songs she said as she passed out white pieces of paper. We spent a few minutes looking at the sheets of paper with the songs on them. after a while we all looked up at Kim with smiles on our faces. "Kim these songs are awesome. Since we just finished our album we should make another one and name it Never Grow Up ." says Milton. "Milty! Thats a gret idea. I can call the label and get that idea approved. I will see you guys later. But right now I want you guys to start practicing. NO. FUCKING. AROUND." she says as she sends a glare at Jerry. "Aye, yo, mami, what you look at me for? Its Jack and Kim you should glare at. They cant seem to keep their tongues in their own mouths." Me and Kim send Jerry one of the deadliest glares that we could muster up and we smirk when he cowers in fear behind Grace. "Jerry," Kim started, "If you would like to be able to pleasure Grace or have children, you should shut the hell up before I stump on your balls with the heel of my boot." Kim finishes with a smirk. "GUYS! Get to work now. Jack and Kim go warm up your voices and collaborate with the lyric. Grace get started with the dances. The concert is on Saturday. I need those moves perfected by Friday. Kim I also need you to give the guys the music so they can start working on the beats. Kelsey. Clothes. Now! Designs, colors. Get working. Norman! Come with me. We need to get the light and stage programs done. Everyone else make yourselves useful! Go, go,GO!" Julie ordered. "Damn, is she PMSing or something" or Milton needs to calm his woman down" was muttered around as the meeting ended and everyone left to do their jobs.
Me and Kim went to one of the 3 music rooms and started vocal exercises. Then discussed the sets when we were going to sing. We are going to make 2 of the songs duets between me and her and her and Jerry and then one is going to be her solo. Then we got the guys and practiced the music.
Kim's POV
We rehearsed our sets and we sound awesome. I think these will make great songs on the new album. Julie says the label want to here the songs before we put them on the album but if they are good we can use them. Grace is teaching use the dance moves tomorrow and Kelsey finished our clothes for the concert so everything is handled.
All thats left is the concert.
TIME SKIP TO FRIDAY CONCERT
No one's POV
Its Friday. The day of the concert is here and everything is going great. At the moment the gang is in there black Cadillac Escalade limo on their way to Staples Center. Jerry was eating all the food in the snack bar. Grace was on Facebook and twitter talking about the concert. Somehow she got a hold of the gangs passwords and posts and change statuses daily. Whenever they tried go stop her she just lectures them on how things are supposed to be done properly. But the rest of them don't give to shits and just block her out. Kelsey was trying to keep their clothes neat and clean but Jerry is making a huge mess. Eddie is doing the same as Jerry. Stuffing his face. Julie was on the phone arguing with someone. And the only normal people in the car were kim and jack. Jack and Kim were sitting farthest away from the rest of the chaotic antics of their best friends. Kim was sitting on Jack's lap playing 20 questions with him.
30 minutes later the limo pulled up to the front of the center. They all piled out and walked into the building. THey went to their assigned dressing rooms and changed.
Kim changed into a light blue crop top with a white stripe across her chest, a skin tight black tank underneath it, white jean short shorts, and black Adidas skytops.
Jack was wearing a white v-neck tee, black skinny jeans,white vlado high tops and a light blue leather jacket.
Jerry was wearing a black v-neck, a white leather vest, light blue fedora, white skinny jeans and black vans.
Milton was wearing a light blue v-neck, black vest cardigan, white and blue plaid shorts, knee-high black socks, and white vans.
Like mentioned before they always matched. Anyway by the time they were done changing it was time for Jack and Kim to get their headsets on, and go to the lift that lifts them to the stage. Jerry took his place at his drum set, Milton at his key board,Jack had his guitar in hand, and Kim stood in front as the lift started to move. As soon as they started to move they could hear the chants as the crowd screamed their names. The lift stopped and the gang all looked at each other and smiled.
"Hello everybody!" Kim screamed in the mic. "Tonight we have some new songs that you are going to hear for the first time. And these new songs will be on our new album Never Grow Up." The crowd went wild after that. Then they started the song.
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
Call up all our friends, go hard this weekend
For no damn reason, I don't think we'll ever change
Meet you at the spot, half past ten o'clock
We don't ever stop, and we're never gonna change
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing, here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling "Kiss my ass!"
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
We live like rock stars, dance on every bar
This is who we are, I don't think we'll ever change (hell no!)
They say just grow up, but they don't know us
We don't give a fuck, and we're never gonna change
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing, here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling "Kiss my ass!"
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
I got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing, here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling "Kiss my ass!"
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, (yeah raise your glass and say) here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, (da de da de da) here's to never growing up (no we're never growing up)
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Kim finished off the last note and the crowd roared with excitment. And then the next song started.
(Jack Kim)
It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want (2x)
Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere
Hands in the air like we don't care
Cause we came to have so much fun now
Bet somebody here might get some now
If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
Cause we gonna go all night
Till we see the sunlight alright
So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Kimmy
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can't stop
And we won't stop
Can't you see it's we who own the night
Can't you see it we who bout' that life
And we can't stop
And we won't stop
We run things, Things don't run we
We don't take nothing from nobody
It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want
To my home girls here with the big butt
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only God can judge ya
Forget the haters cause somebody loves ya
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
We all so turned up here
Getting turned up, yeah, yeah
So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Kimmy
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can't stop
And we won't stop
Can't you see it's we who own the night
Can't you see it we who bout' that life
And we can't stop
And we won't stop
We run things
Things don't run we
We don't take nothing from nobody
It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want
It's our party we can do what we want to
It's our house we can love who we want to
It's our song we can sing if we want to
It's my mouth I can say what I want to
Yea, Yea, Yeah
And we can't stop
And we won't stop
Can't you see it's we who own the night
Can't you see it we who bout' that life
And we can't stop
And we won't stop
We run things
Things don't run we
We don't take nothing from nobody
Yea, Yea, Yea
And the last song started. But this time a Back track played jerry's parts he was dancing around the stage with Kim. when kim was singing jerry was dancing and vice versa.
(Jerry, Kim, Both )
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Tell the DJ turn it up real loud
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
(Let's go!)
I got a flow that'll make you drop
I got a flow that'll make you pop
I got a flow that'll make your mother and your father call the cops
We're gonna make this thing go blow, we've got a system overload
We're gonna be the generation that makes everything explode!
And I when I say explode I don't mean that we using bombs
We doing stuff that we don't ever have to tell our moms
Love the stuff we got it,
We got it all up in the room
Paper chasing, yeah we buying everything we want
Somehow, some way
We're gonna have it our way
We don't give a what, what you say
No we don't
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Tell the DJ turn it up real loud
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Show everybody who runs this town
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
Do ya, do ya, do ya know what I mean
I'm a princess, I don't wanna be the queen
Please don't say a thing Mr. Bean
Every time you talk grrr, it makes me wanna scream
I don't know what you heard 'bout me
Don't remember holding out my pinky
I'm gonna finish off all these MCs
Like they were my cup of tea
I got a flow that'll make you drop
I got a flow that'll make you pop
(I got a flow that'll make your mother and your father call the cops)
Somehow, some way
We're gonna have it our way
We don't give a what, what you say
No we don't
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Tell the DJ turn it up real loud
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Show everybody who runs this town
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
(Kim let me take it from here!)
Bullseye again
I got 'em in a target
Put 'em in a pocket
Put 'em on a market
That's the way we did
You can see the way
I walk and I talk it
Every time I show her what I got
I'm sprung, I don't want to grow up
Forever young
No, why I don't ever wanna leave you
Better believe me, trust me
Cher you're the one
Gonna make all the people
Got up in the hard papers
Wanna hear it that beat
Are we gonna dump like this
Leaning bend the body on the run
And then they gotta turn and twist
I guess it's time for pictures and my close up
I can do this to the infinity
Yo, pray I never grow up
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Show everybody who runs this town
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Tell the DJ turn it up real loud
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
We ain't ever gonna grow up
We just wanna get down
Show everybody who runs this town
No we'll never grow up
And if we had our way
We would do this everyday
And with that the crowd roared and KIm started to bid the crowd goodnight. "Thank you guys for coming out. We hope that you enjoyed the songs and we hope that you will enjoy our next album goodnight everybody." But Jack stopped everyone. "WAIT! Um..Kim can you come here for a second?" Kim looks at the guys and they have a knowing look in their eyes and huge smiles on their faces. Kim walks over to Jack as Jack puts his guitar on the stand next to him. "Kim we have been together for 4 years now," he starts. Everyone in the arena is quiet. Kim nods at Jack's statement. "We were high school sweethearts. I would have done this at our 2 year mark but we were to young. We are still young but I cant wait any longer. After 2 years I knew I wanted to be with you for the rest of my life. So right now I am asking you...Will you marry me?" Jack finishes as he gets down on one knee and pulls out a box and opens it. He holds the box up to Kim and looks her in the eyes. Boh of their eyes were dotted wih tears but shined with love and happiness.
Kim smiled and nodded. Jack slipped the ring on her finger and stood up. As soon as he was up Kim jumped on him and wrapped her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist. He caught her and the crowd roared with applause. Jack spun her around and kissed her (cliche as hell yeah..I know). They walked off stage and to their friends that were waiting for them. They seemed excited but kim noticed that they had a knowing look in y heir eyes. "You guys knew didnt you?" She deadpanned. "Yeah" or "yup was muttered around the circle of friends. "I say we go out and celebrate. WOOOO!" Exclaimed jerry.
Everyone looked to Jack and Kim for a look of approval. They nodded and Jerry ran out of the building and to the limo. "Yo Ferguson, drive us to Club Red Doors. You can even party with us you WOOO!".
When everyone was inside the limo Ferguson pulled of and they were all headed to the selected club. And the rest of the night ws filled withmany shots, make out sessions, drunk people, and Jerry's famous 'Colombuan War Chant'.
Well I hope you enjoyed this one shot. It was the longest one shot I have ever written. As promised I will give shout outs to my reviewers so here it goes:
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