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If Desires Were Galleons

Twinfetish wants James/Remus; chocolate kisses

James Potter had never been jealous of anyone or anything in his life. He was the only child of two rich, powerful, and influential pureblood parents. As such, there was never a time in his life where he didn't have the upper-hand.

That all changed when Remus Lupin came into his life; specifically, at the beginning of the Marauders fourth year at Hogwarts. While on the Hogwarts Express, the four had bought a boat-load of treats from the candy cart. James was just about to go for a Licorice Wand when he noticed Remus peel away a bar of chocolate. Now ordinarily this wouldn't have fascinated the Potter boy so much, but for some reason James just couldn't tear his eyes away from what he saw.

Remus was careful and methodical in peeling away the wrapper, as if he hoped to preserve it. When he'd revealed enough of the dark brown solid within he seemed to stop and study it for a second. He brought it close to his mouth and inhaled, sensuously, through his nose. James was struck dumb by the intense look of delight that appeared in Remus' amber eyes.

Next, Remus slowly brought the corner of the bar to his mouth, wrapped his teeth around it, and broke it off. He then seemed to hold it in his mouth as it melted inside the hot, moist, cavern. Every so often he would lick his lips in a flirtatious manner. This served to make James gulp and pray that the tightening of his pants (particular in the groin area) was just his imagination.

For the first time in James Potter's life he was jealous; and not of Remus Lupin, but the bar of chocolate in his hand.

-Sixth Months Later-

James dove his tongue into Remus' mouth. His hot, moist, cavern was absolute heaven. As he moved his tongue over to one side he noticed a lump of rich, decadent, something. James growled in frustration and moved to transfer the offending morsel from Remus' mouth to his.

Chocolate kisses weren't as good as regular ones.