Ask Ashley
(Ashley (Cindy Vortex) is seen sitting on her bed in her room giving a smile towards the camera)
Weird Announcer: HIiIiiiIi everyONE! It's time for AaAAask Ashley!
Ashley: Thaaat's me! Hi, I'm Ashley and I'm back to answer more of your letters. Our first letter comes from... Martie Simmons of Eureka, Kansas. Martie writes,
"Dear Ashley," Thaaat's me! (points to herself) "Dear Ashley, I think something's wrong with my doggie. He licks himself and always says, "meow". He also hates baths. Oh Ashley, what's wrong with my doggie?"
Ashley: Hmm... Gee Martie, I think I know what's wong with your doggie...IT'S A STINKIN CAT! Not a dog you idiot! And if you can't tell the difference between a dog and a cat, don't keep writing to an american TV show cause you probably end up writing STINKIN SPANISH! MAN! (smiles) Our next letter comes from... Julia Roberts from Billings, Montana. Julia writes,
"Dear Ashley," Thaaat's me! "Dear Ashley, I've kept my eyes open for a long time, now. They're starting to hurt and water. I think I might pass out. Oh Ashley, what can I do to make my eyes stop hurting?"
Ashley: Hm Julia, I'm not positive this might work, but why don't you...CLOSE YOUR STINKIN EYES! Blink, dude! And if you don't know how to do that, then drive on over to Eureka, Kansas, and watch Martie Simmons wonder WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS STINKIN DOG! Cause I'm sure YOU can tell that it's not a dog! (takes a deep breath and smiles) Our final letter comes fro- (Lump (Sokka) walks in as the crowd cheers. A/N: Lump is from "The Maroons Sketch" You know, the one that says-)
Lump: JUPITER!
Ashley: Excuse me?
Lump: Jupiter!
Ashley: Um, who are-
Lump: (notices the bed) JUPITER! (starts jumping on the bed as Ashley gets off)
Ashley: HEY! Get off of my stinkin bed!
Lump: JUPITER!
Ashley: Is that all you can say!
Lump: Jupiter! (jumps off the bed and lands on the camera, breaking it)
Hm. So I guess that's the end of the sketch.