"The chapter's starting!" Nile points at his imaginary watch.
"I have a request!" FireHawk hands me a flashcard while skipping up to me.
I take it, "Thanks! So what request is it... Of course, it is from FireHawk, and the request is why Madoka kills people on her team in a videogame that's called Halo. I don't know that much about videogames... In fact, I've never heard of that videogame before FireHawk requested the request... Oh well!"
Havarti turns on the TV when Eclipse gallops in with a note in his mouth. "How many notes are we going to come across?!" Midnight takes the note, "it says: The last note said that seven insane authors needed, but there was a mistake! Only six authors are needed, and the last note forgot to mention that we need a Pegasus for the insanity to work! NOW SAVE THE INSANITY FORCE AND THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THE INSANITY FORCE SHORTAGE WILL AFFECT DARK MATTER! One more thing, to keep the insanity force at a stable rate, there needs to be enough insanity fanifcs! NOW SAVE THE UNIVERSE! I"M TELLING YOU TO DO IT!"
"What is it with these notes?!" my brother shouts.
"No idea," I shrug, "although I have a feeling that the scene with the notes is over clichéd... I like writing it!" And we turn our attention back to the TV.
"Madoka?! Why are you killing me in the videogame?! We're on the same team!" Ginga waves his arm in front of Madoka. Madoka continues to furiously press the buttons on her controller trying to kill all of her teammates in the videogame.
"Force of habit!" Madoka stares at the TV as havarti jumps out of nowhere with a glitter pie.
"NOT YOU AGAIN!" Ginga and Madoka scream. She laughs evilly and throws the glitter pie at Ginga.
"HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO GET HIT WITH A GLITTER PIE?!" Ginga bolts out the door.
"So why do you kill your teammate in the Halo videogame?" havarti asks.
Madoka thinks back into her memories, "I remember when it started becoming a habit a few months ago..."
Flashback:
Madoka started to fix Cosmic Pegasus angry because Ginga broke Pegasus for the third time this week. She turned on a song called "Angel of Darkness" by Alex C. and sung along with the music, "Angel of darkness, angel of darkness, the world is in your hands, but I will fight until the end. Angel of darkness, angel of darkness, don't follow your command, but I will fight, and I will stand."
She finished a few hours later with the song on repeat to find that the song got stuck in her head, and she couldn't stop humming it. Madoka went to the WBBA HQ to return Cosmic Pegasus to Ginga.
"Ginga?" Madoka entered the training room, where Ginga spent this time of day, "I got Pegasus!"
Ginga zoomed up to Madoka, "Thank-you Madoka! Thank-you so much!" Ginga roughly shook Madoka's hand, and rubbed Pegasus against his cheek, "who's a good bey? You are! Yes you are Pegasus!"
He dashed off to go train where Chris shouted from across the stadium, "So Ginga, are we going to battle or what?" Madoka sweat-dropped always shocked when Ginga got back Pegasus.
"He's in love with his bey..." Madoka sighed.
Madoka walked grumbling off to find Hickaru to talk to her before she had to go back to work and finish repairing all the beys to find Hickaru playing some videogame called Halo on her lunch break, "Hey Hickaru, what game are you playing?"
"It's called Halo. Blossom gave it to me," Hickaru handed Madoka the second controller, "want to play?" Madoka nodded and took the controller. Madoka started to got more frustrated as she couldn't get the song "Angel of Darkness out of her head.
"I LOST AGAIN?!" Madoka yelled so loud that everyone on the surrounding floors could hear her, "AND THAT'S NOT ALL! I HAVE THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD, AND I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW! I HAVE THIS SONG THAT KEEPS REPEATING IN MY HEAD WITH A BUNCH OF REPEARS TODAY! AHHHH!"
"Calm down Madoka!" Hickaru patted Madoka's back, "I know that a lot of anger has built up in you for a long time."
Madoka jabbed her fingers into the controller making Hickaru die in the game. She repeated the process over and over until she finally calmed down, and returned to work, "I might have a new anger management technique..."
End of Flashback:
"So killing people in the videogame is way to manage your anger?" havarti questioned.
Madoka nodded, "Yup."
"Interesting..." havarti rubbed her chin, "I have to go! Bye! It was fun talking to you!"
"Check out the insanity scale!" Fabulous Z pointed at the scale.
"According to my calculations," Misty pointed to same complicated calculations on her paper, "we only need to explain one more behavior to bring the insanity force to stable levels and have something special later."
"I have a request!" I exclaimed while clicking on my PM inbox, "it's from shadowroselily. Thanks! Explaining why Ryuga, Kyoya, and Aguma while eating a gummy bear, nacho cheese, peanut butter, and French toast sandwiches. And they wear pink tutus and randomly say that they're Batman. Hey, I didn't know that computer recognize the word 'Batman.' And they don't recognize the word 'Beyblade!' Oh well."
Tim turns on the TV, "Have a nice time with this scenario."
Kyoya walks to the downstairs of B-Pit with a jar of peanut butter, French toast, nacho cheese, and gummy bears as he sits on the couch putting the peanut butter, nacho cheese, and gummy bears in-between to slices of French toast.
"That's gross," Ryuga sticks his tongue out.
"It tastes really good," Kyoya shrug, "Wait... RYUGA?! WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING HERE?! AND WHY WAS MY CURSING JUST CENSORED?! AND HOW ARE YOU STILL F*CKING ALIVE?! AND WHY WAS MY CURSING CENSORED AGAIN?!"
"KYOYA!" Dynamis shouted from upstairs, "WHY IN HADES ARE YOU CURSING?! IT IS CLEARLY INAPPROPRIATE! IF TITHI WAS HERE I WOULD SEND YOU TO HADES WITHOUT THINKING!"
Kyoya ignored Dynamis. Dynamis stomped out of B-***.
"Why is the word B-Pit being censored?" Madoka demands an answer.
"There's something wrong with the censoring equipment! Sorry!" I appear right behind Madoka and disappear a few moments later.
"Oh," Madoka walks away.
Getting back to the Kyoya, Kyoya turned on the TV, and the show The Justice League turned on. Aguma came in and saw the show. For the entire episode, "All three teens had their eyes glued to the screen. When the episode finished, the three yelled, "We want to be Batman! And save people!"
The three of them ran out of B-Pit to the store to get a Batman outfit. Unfortunately for them, the store had no Batman outfits had to settle with pink tutus. Then, some drove past the speed limit on the highway. They shouted, "We're going to stop you evildoer! and I am Batman!" and pounded their fists into the air.
"Evildoer is my line!" Dynamis shouted.
Kyoya, Ryuga, and Aguma skipped down the road eating the peanut butter gummy bear nacho cheese on French toast sandwiches Kyoya made earlier.
"These sandwiches are surprisingly good!" Ryuga ate his sandwich. They also sang "Po Pi Po" by Hatsune Miku, "Po pi po pi po pi po, po pi po pi po..."
"Oh for the love of beyblade! That's a terrible song!" Blossom ran around in circles screaming with Misty.
IN the end, the police dealt with the speeder, but Kyoya, Ryuga, and Aguma thought that they stopped the speeding car. And it became their routine from that day.
"That's so weird!" Blossom rolls around laughing. Kyoya bushed redder than Ginga's hair from head to toe.
"Look!" rosieo points at the insanity scale, "looks like the mission is complete! The insanity force got fixed!"
"Well," I wipe an imaginary tear from my eye, "the show has been fun, but the insanity force is fixed... But before the show is over, we have a special chapter for the bloopers! So stay tuned! And the contest is still up! We still need enough insanity fics to keep the insanity force stable! I'll announce the winner next chapter! Don't forget that this fanifc is not quite over yet! We have bloopers next chapter! Bye!"
You know what I said! The bloopers are next chapter! See you then!