Whose Line is it? – Episode 14
Swirly awoke one snowy morning; and sitting across the room was Roxas. So why is this day different then any other day you might be wondering…
Swirly: (rubs her eyes) Morning Roxas (yawns)
Roxas: Have you forgotten anything?
Swirly: Ummm, no I think my drawing is ready for Deviantart yet, still gotta color it. (A/N: my deviantart name is the same as my fanfics one)
Roxas: Nope, try another website.
Swirly: The Jaganshi Guild on Neopets?
Roxas: No, your guild doesn't have anything new up.
Swirly: ummm Ichigo's forums?
Roxas: You haven't even posted anything there yet.
Swirly: Narutofan?
Roxas: NO; think about writing.
Swirly: Deviant art, no I already said that.
Roxas: -coughfanfictioncough-
Swirly: … Oh my gosh I haven't updated on Fanfics in a while!
Roxas: Mhmm now weren't you planning on doing another episode of Whose line is it, on your next snow day?
Swirly: Yes, let's check my plan book and see who's booked for today. (looks for it but can't find it)
Roxas: (tosses the book at her head)
Swirly: Oww, thanks I think (looks in book) What the--?
Roxas: I can't believe you forgot to book people.
Swirly: Now what do I do… wait I've got an idea and it just might work!
(An hour later in a studio)
Swirly: Welcome to another episode of Whose Line is it where the points don't mean anything; actually sometimes I don't even give points. Right today's show is going to work a little differently then usual, instead of having four people up here I'm going to draw names of audience members out of a hat and have them perform the skits. Our first game is moving puppets and the contestants will be Kairi, Marluxia, Hayner, and Aerith. I'll let you guys come up with the scenario.
Marluxia: Aerith and Kairi will move Hayner and myself.
Hayner: In this scene Marluxia is trying to sell me overpriced flowers.
Kairi: (places Hayner's hands on his hips)
Aerith: (Puts Marluxia in the 'C' position in the YMCA)
Marluxia: Excuse me.
Hayner: Are you talking to me?
Kairi: (moves Hayner's arm and has him pointing at Marluxia)
Aerith: (Bends Marluxia over)
Hayner: You don't look so well.
Marluxia: I was just taking a moment to say good morning to the ants, but enough of that (Aerith stands him up strait) you know what you need?
Kairi: (Puts Hayner in a karate pose)
Hayner: Kung Fu lessons?
Marluxia: Besides that.
Hayner: What?
Marluxia: You need to buy my flowers.
Hayner: Umm no.
Marluxia: Awww come on.
Hayner: NO!
Aerith: (puts Marluxia in the fetal position)
Marluxia: (sobs)
Hayner: Fine I'll buy a flower. (Kairi places one of his arms strait in front of him and the other pointing to his wrist) By the way do you know what time it is?
Aerith: (Stands Marluxia up)
Marluxia: It is 11:30 (Aerith has him pointing at his crotch) Now could you tell me where the nearest bathroom is?
Swirly: That was a nice touch; 100 points for Aerith and Marluxia. Our next game is weird newscasters and our contestants will be DiZ, Sora, Saix, and Roxas. Diz will be a Kingdom Hearts fanatic. Sora will be a paranoid reporter. Saix will be the emo weatherman. And Roxas will be the ditzy female sports reporter.
Roxas: Why do I have to be a girl?
Swirly: Cause you're pretty, now get started.
Diz: (sitting at a desk) Welcome to news at 5, I'm Diz and I just beat KHCOM for the 346th time. That game is such a bitch with the card based fighting and cause it's on gameboy, but the good news is that Kingdom Heats Chain of memories final mix for the PS2 is coming to the states next year. (A/N: I heard this from a friend who heard this from Kingdom Heart Insider, I'm not sure if it'll happen, if anyone knows for sure let me know) But I'm getting off track, tonight's top story; there have been a series of strange deaths in a small town in the middle of nowhere. Live at the scene is our reporter Sora.
Sora: (trembling) I'm here at the scene, where six days ago my phone rang and I received a collect call telling me I have seven days to live. Anyway I have a feeling that these deaths are somehow connected by the phone calls and OHMYGODWHAT'STHAT? I'm gonna have to go now, I hear rustling in the bushes and have the strangest feeling that someone's watching me. Here's Saix with your daily forecast.
Saix: (Hair is in his face) Hello everybody, today's forecast is all like cloudy and dark like my soul. Riight, I'm gonna go read Catcher in the Rye now, it makes me "happy". Now Roxas with Sports.
Roxas: Like oh my god Saix you are such a dowwwwner. So like here I am on at this game where these smelly buff guys throw a ball back and forth and try to get homeruns by throwing the ball between two posts; now what'd that… oh yeah tennis. So I'm here with one of the Athletes now, tell us Laxaeus what's it like being a big tennis star?
Laxaeus: Well first of all Roxas, it's football not tennis, and those are touchdowns not homeruns—
Roxas: Alright thaaaank you Laxaeus that all the like time we have for today, later! (Trips over his own mic wire)
Swirly: Wow Roxas that was good, surprisingly good.
Roxas: If this is your idea of payback for me throwing a book at your head you're as sadistic as Larxene.
Swirly: K moving on.
Roxas: No not 'k moving on' you didn't answer me.
Swirly: I'll talk to you after the show.
Roxas: …alright fine then, I'll be backstage.
Swirly: Next contestants are Zexion and Namine; here's your prop (hands them sticks) and Xemnas and Larxene here are yours (hands them bowls)
Zexion: (holding it like the keyblade)
Namine: (holding it like a magic wand) Curaga!
Zexion: Thanks Donald
(Buzz)
Larxene: (wearing bowl like a helmet) Alright men open fire!
Xemnas: (also wearing his bowl makes gun sounds)
(Buzz)
Zexion: (holding the sticks over his shoulder) Guess I'm the only one working on the raft. And you're just as lazy as he is.
Namine: So you noticed.
(Buzz)
Xemnas: Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun; time to put it in the pan and see what we have done.
Larxene: (anime-style sweatdrop)
(Buzz)
Zexion: (standing against a wall with his hood up)
Namine: (swinging the stick like a sword, tosses it over her shoulder and it hits Zexion's chest) Oh uhh sorry about that.
(Buzz)
Xemnas: (holding the bowls to his chest) I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay
Larxene: You're done, Mansex.
(Buzz)
Zexion: OH my god, I can't believe the items in this game. I mean you get a bag of 5000 munny that you can't even use and then—
Namine: (holding the sticks) Then they use the ice cream as a major plot device!
(Buzz)
Larxene: (Bowl over her face)
Xemnas: (bowl over his face, he and Larxene are moon walking and crash into each other and fall over) Houston we have a problem…
Swirly: Nice job with the KH parodies Zexion and Namine, 200 points each and 5 for Larxene and Xemnas. Next game will be greatest hits. Featuring Pence and King Mickey, who will try to sell the album; and the singers will be Donald and Cid. The Album is about Toasters.
King Mickey: Hello boys and girls, have we got a great offer for you.
Pence: That's right, ever sit by the toaster waiting for your toast to pop up and just feel utterly bored?
King Mickey: Well you won't have to anymore with the Greatest Toaster hits; this six disk collection has songs like Butter your Bread.
Cid: (to the tune of Cruella Devil) Butter your bread, butter your bread
Donald: If you don't like butter; then that is just sad.
Cid: Cause butter is so swell, butter butter your bread.
Pence: I remember hearing that song for the first time at my junior high dance.
King Mickey: Ahh such fond memories, hey do you remember the Toast March?
Cid: (to the tune of the Mickey mouse march) What do you do with bread that's good for you and me. T-O-A-S T-O-A-S T-O-A-S-T. Make some toast.
Donald: Or waffles
Cid: Make some toast.
Donald: Or waffles.
Cid: Make some toast. Toast is really good for wheat and rye.
Donald: Rye Rye Rye.
Cid: Come along and make some toast, it's really yummy T-O-A-S T-O-A-S T-O-A-S-T.
Swirly: I have a feeling that one's gonna be as popular as that I can't wait to brush my teeth song… Next up is Questions only; our contestants are Leon and Cloud. Leon you are Cloud's butler. Cloud, congrats you're rich, begin.
Cloud: Leon where are you?
Leon: Did you call?
Cloud: Didn't you hear me calling you for the past ten minutes?
Leon: How can you hear anything in this house?
Cloud: What are you talking about?
Leon: Did you need something?
Cloud: Why are you changing the subject?
Leon: Why are you accusing me of changing the subject?
Cloud: Why are you arguing?
Leon: Do you or do you not need something?
Cloud: Could you make me an espresso?
Leon: Why don't you make it yourself?
Cloud: How would you feel if I fired you?
Leon: What makes you think I'd give a damn?
Cloud: That's it you're fired.
Swirly: Nice job. Now it's time for our last game of the day; the alphabet game played by Vexen, Goofy, Riku, and Demyx. The scene is St. Patrick's day and you're at a parade, start on the letter G.
Goofy: Gawrsh, look at all the floats, ahuck.
Riku: Hey, that one looks like a heartless!
Vexen: I think this is boring.
Demyx: Just lighten up already Vexen, it's not our fault you don't have fans.
Vexen: Kicks Demyx for saying that.
Goofy: Like why did you just narrate what you did?
Vexen: Maybe because I feel like it said Vexen in an irritated voice.
Riku: NOOO can't you see you're fighting is tearing us all apart!
Vexen: Oh Riku we're sorry.
Demyx: Please don't be sad.
Goofy: Queen Minney, there's a float of queen Minnie!
Demyx: Really?
Vexen: So are you ok now Riku?
Goofy: There's no reason to be sad on a day like this.
Demyx: Ugly, that float is ugly!
Vexen: Very ugly indeed.
Riku: Which one?
Goofy: Xemnas, a giant Xemnas float.
Riku: You've got to be kidding me.
Demyx: Zexion would say "As if the superior's head could get any bigger"
Vexen: Asshole is what the superior would call him.
Demyx: Better stop talking about them behind their backs or they'll hurt us.
Vexen: Come on don't be such a coward.
Riku: Dang I wish I had a camera.
Goofy: Every time there's a parade you forget your digital camera.
Zexion: Feh, who needs a digital camera when you've got a camera phone.
Swirly: That's all the time we have today, I've gotta go deal with Roxas, later everyone!