A/N: So if you read all of my stories, then you know that I've changed my writing style. I started writing in present tense with the newest chapter of Dead in Forks, and I feel like my writing is better this way. Plus I can't go back to writing past tense. It feels weird to me now. So, as I've said in my other stories: I hope it doesn't bug you and I hope you like it. Let me know what you think.

"Tell us."

"No."

"Tell us!"

"No."

"TELL US!"

"I'm sorry, do you think that if you continuously raise your voice I'll surrender and tell you everything?" I ask my best friends calmly.

"Well…yeah?" Alice says uncertainly while Rosalie shrugs.

"Wrong."

If looks could kill, I'd be buried six feet under.

"Bellllllaaaa! Please tell us." Alice pouts at me. "You're our best friend, it's a rule."

"Oh…there's a rule?" I ask uncertainly.

Rosalie pounces. "Yes! So you have to tell us! Spill!"

"Too bad I don't care about rules." I say as I try to hold back my grin.

"Forget it," Alice says sadly. "She doesn't want to tell us. I'm not going to force her."

Yes! I win. Inner fist pump!

"Thanks," I say sincerely, trying to hide my smugness.

"You're welcome. I hope one day you trust us – your best friends in the entire fucking world – enough to tell us about you and Edward."

I glare at Alice. Fucking bitch!

"Fine," I huff, crossing my arms in annoyance.

"Yay!" Alice claps happily while Rosalie grins in triumph.

"I need alcohol before I start."

Rosalie laughs and grabs the vodka that she keeps hidden in her bedside table.

"I think we can label that under alcoholic tendencies." I say bitchily.

"Fuck you bitch. You know as well as I do that this is the emergency stash." Rose practically growls at me.

I shrug noncommittally. "Whatever."

"Don't be grumpy just because you lost." She says as she sends daggers my way. "Now spill it, whore."

"I will! Give me a shot first." I demand, causing Rose to roll her eyes at me before handing me her favorite shot glass. It's a True Blood shot glass, complete with Fangtasia written across it in a blood red cursive font.

I take it eagerly and down it as Alice speaks. "So how big is Edward's dick?" Alice asks, making me choke on my shot.

"What?" I squeak out as they both laugh at me.

"That little huh?" Rosalie frowns. I glare daggers at her and she giggles.

"Edward's dick is huge!" I blurt out defensively. Horrorstruck, I cover my mouth with both hands.

They're totally going to tell him this. The second that all of us are together in a group, they're going to bring up Edward's dick and laugh about how I blurted out how huge it is.

Kill. Me. Now.

"What are the odds that you guys will completely forget the fact that I said that?"

Rose and Alice glance at each other and shrug simultaneously – creepy – before looking at me. "Slim to none." Alice says, grinning from ear to ear.

Great.

I nod, because I already knew the answer.

"So how was it?" Rosalie asks me eagerly. "Is he like his brother? Does he take his time and make you scream or just get right to the fucking?"

"God Rose! Filter, please!"

"Answer the questions."

"No."

"I have a proposition," Alice interjects.

I raise my eyebrows in question.

"If you answer all of our questions, and I mean ALL of them…" She trails off and winks at Rose. "We'll completely forget that you said Edward's dick is huge."

"Really?" I ask hopefully. They both nod.

"Promise?"

"We promise." They say together.

I hold up a finger and take a moment to weigh my shame and humiliation.

I could either answer anything these two come up with…or try and survive the humiliation of them telling Jasper, Emmett, and worst of all Edward what I said.

I sigh heavily, "Fine. Ask away whores."

They clap in glee and whisper to each other. This isn't good.

"Was he better than Riley?" Is Rosalie's first question.

"Definitely," I answer without any hesitation. "It was honestly like nothing I've ever experienced before."

"So he was the best you've ever had?" Alice asks with a smile on her face.

"Well…it's really only him and Riley, but yeah. The best." I feel my cheeks heat, and their eyes soften.

"That's all we need to know," Alice says softly while Rosalie shoots her a death glare. That earns here a shot to the ribs by Ali's boney elbow. "Yeah," she agrees with Alice finally. "That's all we need to know."

-XXX-

"Hey baby." I turn away from my locker and into the arms of the honey voice's owner.

"Hello handsome," I say sweetly before kissing his lips. "How was the rest of your day?"

"It sucked massive balls," Edward says with a frown. "I have too much shit to do before graduation. Can we go back to Christmas?"

I feel my cheeks heat at the mention of Christmas. Our parents had gone away on a vacation together the day after Christmas, the way they always had over the past few years. I stayed with Rose and Edward stayed home alone. At least, that's what they thought anyway. The truth was that Edward and I had spent every second together that we could. Some nights I even stayed over. Okay, most nights. Mrs. Hale isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

On the nights I stayed over, I experienced the most mind blowing sex on Earth.

Which is why my cheeks are currently resembling tomatoes.

"I wish we could," I pout slightly. "We have Valentine's Day coming up in two weeks! We can be excited about that right? Are your parents still going to Carmel?"

He grins and answers, "Yup. Yours still going to Florida?"

"Yep."

His grin turns devlish and I now need a new pair of panties.

"Well, Ms. Swan…I guess you're mine that weekend," He says possessively, grabbing me by my hips to hold me closer. He moves his lips to my ear and whispers against my skin, "I'll make sure you have the most…explosive Valentine's Day ever."

"Edward…" I whimper, feeling far too turned on to be standing in the middle of our school's hallway.

"Mr. Cullen, step back from Ms. Swan's personal space." I look up and see the ugly disapproving grimace on Mrs. Cope's face.

That bitch needs to get laid, pronto.

"Of course Mrs. Cope, I'm sorry." Edward says sweetly before winking at her. She coughs, probably to cover up her own whimper, and disappears down the hall before we can see her blush.

"You're mean," I accuse. "Getting a poor old woman hot and bothered like that with no intention of following through."

"Oh, I have every intention of following through…just not with an old woman."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

"What woman then?"

"This one," He says, accentuating his answer with a thrust of his hips deliciously against me.

"When?"

"Soon."

I glare at him. "I hate that word."

He laughs and kisses my temple. "Well, I love you."

-XXX-

"So what did you get for J?" I ask Alice as she digs through her massive draw full of lingerie.

"This," she says proudly, holding up a barely there red baby doll.

"Gross," I scrunch up my nose in disgust. "I could never wear that."

Alice rolls her eyes and huffs. "Bella, your body is fantastic. If you wore something like this for Edward, he would flip his fucking shit!"

I look over the garment. It is super soft, but I just don't think I could pull it off, and I say as much. "Ali, I could never pull this off."

"Bella, if I was into girls, I would fuck you in a second."

"I would too," Rose says as she exits the bathroom.

"What?" I ask both of them stupidly.

Rose looks me over and I feel weird underneath her scrutinizing gaze. "Yeah," She nods to herself. "If I had to fuck either you or Alice right now…I'd pick you."

"Hey!" Alice yells from somewhere in her closet. It shouldn't even be called a closet, it's almost as big as her fucking room.

"Would you fuck me or Bella?" Rose asks as Alice emerges.

Alice shrugs, "Bella." She says as she tries on a midnight blue baby doll.

"See," Rose says, turning back to me. "You're fucking hot Bella. Embrace it!"

"I don't know…"

"Trust me," Rose says, wrapping her arm around me and giving me a squeeze. Alice joins her, hugging me from my other side. "Trust us," she says before kissing my cheek.

I sigh, knowing I can't get out of this. "Fine, let's go."

"Yay!" Alice squeals.

"Vicky here we come!" Rose shouts in triumph.

I'm in trouble.

A/N: Valentine's Day is next. OOO LALA, sexy times. Please review and let me know what you think. Honestly, reviews bump up my confidence and make me write faster/better. Love you guys. xo