"Why aren't you writing anything?"
"I'm distracted."
"That essay was due a week ago, finish it!"
"DISTRACTED."
"WHAT BY?"
"LADDER. GO AWAY!"
Ladders, they are very distracting. Seriously, if you need to write about Lady Macbeth's role in the play Macbeth then ladders just go 'BAM! LOOK AT ME!' :3