"Welcome back to The FWAs!" Exclaimed the voice of Gear Valant. "Oh...you didn't think I could do this voice? I can do ANY voice, I'm THE VOICE ACTING GODDESS."
Back in the audience, Mr. TV held FOUR envelopes in his hands. The crowd was still excited after the last match, but he knew he was going to book it out of the audience when the next match happened.
"Welcome back to the show! Now we have FOUR AWARDS to hand out right now!" Exclaimed TV. "I would like to make a CORRECTION...CCW, in 2013, had FOURTEEN awards. THAT is the record. That was a gaffe on my part." TV apologized. "Must be the mini-bar in the back. I JOKE! Anyway...up next is STABLE of the Year. Who was the best group this year in The FWM?"
Mr. TV ripped open the envelope, and took out a piece of paper...
...that was coated in red dust. "What the-OOPH!"
The paper EXPLODED in front of Mr. TV, creating a dazzling display that spelled out the letters-
"R-W-B-Y! TEAM RWBY!" Mr. TV announced. "BUT...knowing that the entirety of them aren't out here, I'll have Professor Ozpin hold this."
The interns walked over and handed Ozpin the FWA, and Mr. TV opened up another envelope. "For SHINING FEMALE OF THE YEAR..."
Mr. TV opened another envelope...
...and then a bubbling black ooze flows out of it. "Ew...EW EW EW EW EW..." Mr. TV backed away from the ooze as it corroded through the steps...
...and the holes left from the ooze spell out-
"LUCIA SIYCRON!" TV, on top of a chair, said with a bit of worry in his voice.
Interns walked over to Lucia, nervously handing her the award by extending their arms out. They wanted as far from Siycron as they could get.
And now Mr. TV slowly opened another award...and said, "Shining Tag Team of the Year..."
He slowly peeks inside the envelope...and sees nothing inside...until the paper itself began to erode into ash. Mr. TV dropped the envelope as the cinders of the paper spelled out another name...
"THE ELRICS!" The worried Mr. TV gulped as he looked around in a worried fashion.
Interns hand The Elrics their FWAs, allowing The Tag Team Champions to revel in the fact that their entire journey was now VINDICATED.
"...And...finally...Shining...Star...of the Year..." Mr. TV gulped, opening his envelope VERY fast and pointing it into the sky!
...nothing happened though. Mr. TV was very curious about this and decided to take a look. Inside the envelope was just a boring old piece of paper. But this gave him relief. He takes the paper out and reads out the name...
"ZACH CAGE!"
The interns give the final award of the segment to Zach Cage in the audience. And the crowd itself just cheered the whole way through while this all happened. Mr. TV, though, BOOKED it out of the audience. He didn't want any other part of his body harmed...especially his ears.
"I'm starting to think this is a rib against TV." Kari said.
"How did they get bubbling ooze in an envelope?" Asked Batista.
"Well we never said this event was for the sane." JR shook his head, perturbed. "But whatever that was, I assume it wasn't malicious. What's happening next...will be nothing but."
"Let's be honest...Gwen Ten wanted a BREAK DAY." Batista said. "She wanted a day where she had to do the MIMINUM...and get by. The bookers told her to choose...and heck, I don't know WHY bookers gave her THAT much power...so she chose. And who did she choose? Some weird...alien thing that DID NOT do ANYTHING in her career save get concussed by your clone, Kamiya."
"Yes...well...'my clone' aside...Gilgit DID take this match." Said Kari. "She ACCEPTED it. What else can we do?"
"Ah yes, like MOST Kamiyas...you enjoy watching the destruction of Gilgit." Said Batista. "Cut from the same rib I see."
"Dave, why?" Asked Kari.
"Because I'm about to watch a murder on live TV. I want to be a tad jovial before it. Sue me." Batista shrugged.
Kari, though, had a more optimistic view. "Gilgit is not the most experienced of Gwen's opponents. That is true. But...I don't know...I feel it. She could pull off the upset. It would take a lot...a WHOLE lost...but it's possible."
"Anything is possible. I could sprout wings right now and fly into the sky." Batista said. "But I won't. Because it's a low possibility. Gilgit literally has a ZERO POINT ONE PERCENT CHANCE of winning. I asked Professor Scott Steiner. He KNOWS the odds!"
As Batista rants, "From The Heart" by CFO$ plays to a HUGE pop. Not everyone knows her name. Not everyone has ever watched her wrestle before. But for ONE MOMENT...RIGHT NOW...the world was with her tonight.
"Well whatever the odds are...I don't think Gilgit wans to know them. A true Han Solo." Said JR.
Gilgit-Baltistan, raising her hand in the air, takes in the air...and breathes out. She makes her way down the ramp to cheers. "GILLIGAN! GILLIGAN!" some drunk fans randomly chanted. Others were more confused over what they perceived to be a "tumor" where her head should be. Normally, Gilgit would get a tad self-conscious about all of this. But tonight, she couldn't be. Showing ANY amount of negativity would hurt her here. The bell rings, and The WWT Announcer tells everyone what is happening.
"The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring...from Pakistan...she is, Gilgit-Baltistan!"
"So...what species is she?" Batista asked. "What kind of human is this?" He asked the hard hitting questions.
"Gilgit...is not a girl who, by any means, should be here tonight." Said Kari. "Gwen had a tough match at Sudden Death...that involved super powers like lightning...a burning ladder...y'know, normal stuff."
"Thankfully, we're going by WWE law here." JR said. "Any usage of powers is a nearly half a million dollar fine. And I don't think ANYONE in CCW management wants to pay that fine."
"She doesn't need powers to beat this girl anyway." Batista said. "Look, I'm on her side! I don't LIKE the little demon! But Gilgit? Really? THIS is who we pin our hopes to? Can we look forward to FWAs 7?"
"Please don't be pessimistic..." Said Kari. "I honestly think she has a chance. Or at least I WANT to believe."
Gilgit steps into the ring and...doesn't do much in the way of taunts. She raises a finger and attempts to stir the crowd. The crowd DOES stir...but then her music dies down. Gilgit hears the crowd chant her name, and it does a lot to keep her in the zone.
"GILGIT! GILGIT! GILGIT!"
"The crowd is in the business of Gilgit-Baltistan. And business IS booming." JR said. "This is the third to last match on the card. We have The FUSION Title after this, and of COURSE our main event in Scorpion vs. Goku. Scorpion is here. Goku...we are searching for him. Last reports say he's sleeping at home...but I doubt a man such as Goku would be late for a big event like this."
"I assume...you haven't shared a company with Goku before?" Kari asked.
One guy in the crowd has a sign that says, "GILGIT IS HOT!"
"...She's a discolored humanoid...with a ball for a head..." Batista deadpanned. "...What a QT."
Gilgit blows a kiss to the crowd, and then blows a kiss to some kid with spiky hair. Though why was he next to a red head?
...Wait that was Tai Kamiya she blew a kiss too. She couldn't make out heads or tails of who was who in the crowd. "OOPS..." she said, trying to search around for her boyfriend.
"...Taichi Yagami is dating that thing." Batista deadpanned again.
...But before she could find him, the lights turned out in the arena. The crowd knew who this was. There wasn't a point in hiding it. They began to boo lowly first. They wanted to conserve their energies.
"...Oh boy." JR sighed.
The arena stayed dark...for a few seconds, there was no light save the flashes of cameras...
...but then one light began to flicker...
...a fire...one tiny flame...
...and then another flame appeared next to it...
...and then another flame...
...and then ANOTHER flame...
...ONE HUNDRED FLAMES were on the stage and going down the ramp...
"Oh God no, SOMEBODY!" JR was getting worried.
...and his worries became even louder when a spotlight began to shine on the stage and ramp...revealing Kai Green and many cult members holding gas cannisters and flames in each hand.
"GOOD LORD!" JR screamed.
"LEAGUE! LEAGUE! LEAGUE!" Kari yelled at the top of her lungs as TWO other druids began to stand near the commentary table. OTHER druids started going towards audience members. A random cat's paw began to reveal itself from under the desk.
"IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING SOME CULT MEMBERS WITH ME!" Batista grabbed an AK-47 equipped with knives and a rocket attachment from under the desk and was about to get up...
...THANKFULLY, a flash of blue and red put out each flame in the matter of one second. And another red and yellow blur stole the gas canisters.
Pop, pop! Pop, pop!
Kai began to chortle, snickering as her leader's music began to play. She needed to stand straight and show respect, but she couldn't help but laugh for her goddess.
"Thank GOD for The League..." Kari said. "...And what's so funny?"
"...She played us." Batista facepalmed while putting the gun down.
"...No, Gatomon, I DON'T know if that thing is legal in America." Kari told the cat under the commentary desk when she eyed Batista.
I hate to say it but they play this damn song in every club
But it's me so I'll show love
But it's me so show me love
...And then SHE walks out. And she is LAUGHING while she does The Fargo Strut onto the stage. Kai stands up and gazes upon Gwen,
"Fiction Wrestling's most hated song is on our PA system." Said Jim Ross. "And she's making LIGHT of burning down an arena. The reason the League was here in the first place was to hold back Doomsday and Gwen. Luthor at least isn't making a mockery of what he's done."
"Do you expect her to have a decent bone in her body?" Asked Kari. "If she saw a 'Do not step on grass' sign, she'd step on the grass and burn it just because she LIKES doing AWFUL things. But hey...I have some faith in Gilgit. Someone WILL shut Gwen up."
When I walk into the room people stop and stare
It's like nobody else is there
You know it's me not you
Who said anything about you
Gwen stopped...before she could even go down the ramp. She needed to do one last thing. Her "husband", the embodiment of PBS that she renamed "Modos", walked onstage with his little sister "Ghimorah". Ghimorah began to skip around the stage, throwing flowers everywhere. They were very thorny roses. Throwing several of said roses into the crowd (while a red and blue blur flies past to grab each one in the air), Ghimorah then kisses one and hands it to Gwen. The AB puts it in her hair and smiles warmly at green boy...before she proceeds to stick her tongue down his throat in a kiss even the French would throw up from.
Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular...
"...Am...Am I going to jail for watching this?" Batista asked.
"I hope I do. That may cleanse the pallet." Kari nearly heaved.
"I'm too old to understand the kids these days, I guess." JR shook his head.
Gwen releases the kiss, holding "Modos" in hand. And she holds Ghimorah's hand with her other hand. And the "happy family" make their way down the ramp towards the ring. Kai then says into an earpiece, "Bring in the banners!"
...And an explosion is heard...
...as The BotB banners on the stage suddenly get covered up by NEW banners.
2011: A banner showing numerous champions from numerous companies at the time (including Sailor Moon)
2012: A banner showing Ivory Gerdelmen
2013: A banner showing Joan Rivera
2014: A banner showing Tammy Blake
2016: A banner showing Officer/Older Aelita Schaeffer
2017: A banner...featuring Gilgit's own visage
"Oh COME ON." Said JR as The WWT Announcer. "That's TOO MUCH! Get those off of there! That's DISRESPECTFUL to the damn winners!"
"She DOESN'T CARE." Said Batista. "DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND-O!? Is it too late to fire this off?" Batista pulled out his weapon from under the desk again...but a cat was stuck to it. "The hell?"
"...Me...ow." Gatomon said before going back under the desk with the weapon.
Gwen gets into the ring and splays her arms outwards. Small fireworks go off around the ring. And Gwen looks around, seeing the crowd still booing. The music dies down, and the crowd boos. The WWT Announcer then declares...
"And her opponent...now residing in Kahndaq...Young Gwen Tennyson!"
Pop, pop, popular! Pop, pop, popular!
And the crowd just continues the boos as Modos removes Gwen's robes for her. She and Modos gives a kiss. And then the druids begin to disperse. Where are they going?
...They're standing in the audience. Near ANYONE with powers. Some stand near Jeremy and Tammy & The S&T Family...some stand near The MDs...some stand near commentary...some stand near the GMs and Owners...and a couple stand near some guys playing SMITE on their PS4...
"...What the hell?" JR asked. "Get away!"
"Yeah right. Like GWEN wants them gone." Said Kari. "...OOMPH...please..."
The League is also ready to fight when need be...they're watching...while the druids watch...
...and Gwen stands in the ring while Gilgit stands on the opposite side...
...and referee Chuck Woodson (who's grandma is nervous by the druids near her) has the bell rung!
"...Gilgit being WATCHED...by ONE HUNDRED Gwen acolytes...kidnapped from PBS." Said JR. "And we get the beginnings...and it seems Gilgit rushes for Gwen!"
...And Gwen slides out the ring and just yawns. The crowd boos Gwen, and Gilgit sighs. Gwen sighs and fans herself, and then she takes her time to get to the ring. Woodson counts...ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...
...Gwen slides into the ring now. And she decides to get back to fighting Gilgit. Gilgit and Gwen go to grapple-and Gwen ABORTS the grapple and slides out the ring AGAIN. Gilgit just rolls her...pupiless eyes...and stares at Gwen as she struts around the ring. We don't know WHY she's Fargo Strutting...but she's strutting. "THE FARGWEN STRUT..." she declares, walking around the ring.
"Get in the ring!" Woodson (whose grandmother offered Frannie and Becky the druids a cookie) tells Gwen to get in the ring.
Gwen shrugs and tells him, "I'LL GET IN THE RING WHEN I WANT. YOU AREN'T AS GOOD AS ABBOT! SO YOU DO WHAT I WANT!" Gwen chuckles and then gets on the apron.
"Can you get in the DAMN RING?" JR asked. "Seriously?"
Gwen slides into the ring, and she shrugs. She was ready to fight. Gilgit gets ready for a grapple. Gwen gets into ANOTHER grapple...
...
...and THEN-she slides out the ring AGAIN and does ANOTHER strut! The FarGwen strut is her NEW THING, apparently. She loves spamming it.
"Good GOD." Batista said. "She KNOWS she's being an annoying brat. She just likes to troll."
"Screw this..." Kari facepalmed.
Chuck Woodson (whose grandmother was being harassed by the druids...before security grabbed the two druids and began carrying them away) began counting. ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT...NINE...
"And now Gwen FINALLY enters the ring!" Exclaimed JR said. "Can we START this match?"
Gilgit goes for another grapple...and Gwen finally yawns. She grabs the arm that Gilgit extends. And they grapple once...and then they tie up...and then she twists the arm and somersaults. This shocks Gilgit for a bit, and then Gwen takes Gilgit down by tripping her up via her hands. Gwen then handstands over Gilgit...and then stays in the air for a few seconds...and then she winks at Gilgit...
...and SPITS in her face! Gilgit wipes the spit off her face, the crowd booing Gwen, and then Gwen KNEES her in the gut! Gilgit holds her stomach and rolls onto her knees...and Gwen gets up and chuckles. "Ah...vacation time...thank you, ME, for giving myself a vacation!" she says before STOMPING the head of Gilgit! Gilgit holds her neck and gets up to her feet. Gwen runs the ropes, and she comes back and SCISSORS KICKS Gilgit! And with that, Gwen looks into her hand...nods...then shakes her head...and then performs a Spinaroonie...or at least a very sloppy one. Gwen was having FUN. Her smile (a smile that could kill a kitten) was plastered all over her face. For the first time in a while, she could wrestle a match...and feel JOY from it.
"This is sickening to watch." JR said.
"She's toying with Gilgit. Doing moves she doesn't even PERFORM normally." Said Kari.
Gwen just laughs even more. Gilgit getting up now, and Gwen...after her "Gwenaroonie", grabs Gilgit...reels back...and CHOPS Gilgit in the chest! And now...ANOTHER Chop! And now...ANOTHER Chop! Gwen just hopping around as she grabs the head of Gilgit. She pushes her off and then KENNELLY'S KISS TO GILGIT! Gilgit goes down, and Gwen shrugs and grabs Gilgit's head. She grabs the head, and CHOPS Gilgit again! And now she backs up ONCE MORE...CHOP to the chest to take Gilgit down! And Gilgit coughs up a storm, the Chop Train practically making her lose her breath for a brief moment. Gwen, still mocking the Houston native, CHOPS the chest once more. And then she grabs the head of Gilgit and chuckled.
"WE COMIN' FOR YOU, GILGIT!" Gwen yelled. "No...that isn't how it goes...how does it go again...? Nibba?" She pondered to herself.
"Gwen just STOP..." Groaned Kari.
"She doesn't CARE." Batista facepalmed. "Just...DO NOT SAY THAT WORD..."
"Nibba? ...Nibba?" Asked Gwen to herself. "...Ah well. I don't care. I'M GONNA BEAT THIS NI-"
UPPERCUT FROM GILGIT! Gwen GOT STRUCK RIGHT IN THE NOSE!
"Oh yeah!" Kari cheered.'
"Missed her chin, but she STILL struck her in the nose!" Exclaimed Batista.
Gwen holds her nose, stumbling around...and it is LEAKING BLOOD! Gwen holds her leaking nose, and Gilgit GOES TO TOWN with rights and lefts to the head of Gwen! Gilgit FINALLY gets some offense in! She elbows the face of Gwen repeatedly! Gilgit grabs the head and brings her down. KNEE TO THE HEAD! KNEE TO THE HEAD! KNEE TO THE HEAD! KNEE TO THE NOSE! KNEE TO THE NOSE! KNEE TO THE KNOSE! NOSE TO THE KNEE! TO KNEE THE NOSE! NOSE THE TO KNEE! THE NOSE KNOW THE KNEE! Gilgit pushes Gwen to the ropes, and we can see Gwen's BLOODIED lower face! Gwen stumbles, and Gilgit grabs her AND TOSSES HER OVERHEAD WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
(*SKIP*)
Gwen gets pushed into the near right corner and Gilgit SPEARS her into the near right corner! Gilgit backs up, and she comes back AND ELBOWS THE FACE OF GWEN! And Gwen stumbles out of the corner, and Gilgit BACK BODY DROPS HER! Gilgit is on FIRE!
"Look at Gilgit taking it to Gwen! The Countryball showing some VIGOR that she's never shown before!" Exclaimed JR. "And a RIGHT HAND! Right to the face! Gilgit going for Gwen's nose! She's trying to make it bleed as much as she can!"
And Gwen stumbles back into the near right corner. AND GILGIT WiTH A YAKUZA SICK KICK! Gwen stumbles out of the corner and begins to stumbles...and then she walks a bit more around the ring. She does a few steps around the ring...Gwen raising a finger...and then Gwen prat falls right onto her face. And Gilgit bounces off the ropes and comes back WITH A NICE ELBOW DROP TO GWEN'S FACE! She's going for head shots...and Gwen holds her head now. Gwendolyn gets up to a knee...and Gilgit rushes at her AND SHINING WIZARDS GWEN! AND NOW SHE GOES INTO THE PIN!
ONE...
TWO
Gwen kicks out, and Gilgit keeps hold of the head and lifts Gwen up. She was NOT letting Gwen get away!
"Gilgit keeps hold of her!" Exclaimed Kari. "Come on, come on! Get her up!"
"Gwen UNDERESTIMATED her!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "Let's go! I think she's ready to send her up!"
Gilgit HOISTS Gwen up...holding her upward...
...but Gwen KNEES her in the head. Gwen repeatedly knees Gilgit. And then Gilgit lets go of Gwen. Gilgit holds her head, and Gwen SPINNING HEEL KICKS her right in the head! Gilgit goes down. And now Gwen exits the ring. Woodson (whose grandmother is busy taking her medicine) begins counting Gwen up. And Gwen yells, "I'LL GET IN THE RING WHEN I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT!" before she asks for a rag from Kazama. She needed to clean her face off from all the blood. Gwen yells for medical assistance. And ZERO calls down for medical assistance And NOW medics come down to assist Gwen. Woodson...has to pause the count. Gwen was getting medical attention, and he couldn't count Gwen out right now.
"Are you kidding?" Asked Batista.
"Not ONCE in CCW has she EVER needed medics during a match." Said JR. "But NOW she needs it?"
"This is just an excuse to pause the math even longer..." Batista facepalmed. "I'm getting SICK of seeing this girl take advantage of things!"
(*SKIP*)
Gwen's nose gets cleaned, and then she takes a look at Gilgit. (Crowd: YOU AREN'T HURT! YOU AREN'T HURT!) Gilgit was holding her head. Gwen shakes her head and sneers at Gilgit. "...THIS WAS MY BREAK, YOU LESSER BITCH..." She growled before rushing to the ringside and grabbing something from under it...
...and she gets a STEEL CHAIR.
"Now hold on! That's ILLEGAL! This isn't hardcore!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "Woodson, get in there and stop this!"
Gwen Tennyson slides into the ring, chair in hand. Gilgit turns around...when she does-WOODSON takes the chair! The referee shakes the chair and admonishes Gwen for it. And Gwen tries to take the chair back! But Woodson shakes his head and goes to throw the chair away. She groans...and then turns to Gilgit. And then he picks her up...and GILGIT GETS GWEN ONTO HER SHOULDERS-but Gwen slips behind her and grabs her from behind. Gilgit gets thrown into the far right corner. Gwen Tennyson runs into that corner...and KNEECAPITATION! Gwen catches Gilgit as she falls out of the corner. And then she lifts her up...and Back Suplex TURNS INTO A CUTTER! Gilgit flat on her face, and Gwen grabs the head with her legs...Triangle Choke now...but that isn't fun...she wants to damage Gilgit bad...
...so now, she turns Gilgit over and begins to do push-ups with her head. The SKULL FUCK...Gwen is just SLAMMING Gilgit's head into the mat!
"Oh NO...she's aiming for the head." Said Kari. "I think she's trying to try and CONCUSS HER..."
Gwen PUSHES Gilgit's head into the mat! OVER! And OVER! And OVER! And OVER! And OVER! And OVER! Gilgit gets her face PLANTED into the mat REPEATEDLY...and then Gwen gets up with Gilgit. AND NOW A LEG DROP BULLDOG TO PLANT HER WITH!
"And ANOTHER move that she took from TD Kennelly!" Said JR. "And now we get to the ACTUAL meat of this match. Gwen ACTUALLY trying to wrestle...is not that bad. She IS one of the best on the planet."
Gwen turns Gilgit over and locks in a Lotus Lock now. And now she starts elbowing the head REPEATEDLY. Gilgit's head is taking massive amounts of punishment. And this is all in Gwen's design. She needs Gilgit concussed. How DARE she lay her hands on The Alpha Bitch? This was her relaxation night. A night to have fun in front of millions of people. She was going to joke, prank, and dance with jolly smiles all the live long day. Unfortunately, Gilgit ruined that for her. So now she needs to work just a LITTLE BIT harder right now. Gwen POUNDS the head of Gilgit repeatedly, trying to draw some color from it. There is no blood coming from Gilgit. So Gwen just frowns a little bit. She ponders for a bit, wondering if she could have some more fun now. Once she lets the Lotus Lock go, Gwen rolls to her feet and walks around Gilgit.
...No wait...
...she FARGWEN Struts around Gilgit...STOMPING on the left arm...
...STOMPING on the left leg...
...STOMPING on the right leg...
...STOMPING on the right arm...
...and then strutting to the head...
...and then jumping up and KNEE DROPPING the head of Gilgit! "WOO!" Gwen woos like she was from North Carolina, doing a different, faster strut while shimmying in the ring.
"Garvin Stomps from Gwen...a unique Knee Drop finish to it...and more mocking of legends from Gwen Ten." JR said.
Gwen then gets into the far left corner. She's pondering who ELSE she can try out. "I need more moves for my moveset...what else...?" She ponders. She gets a very...Gwenly...idea. She sees she is already in the corner. So why not try it?
...Gwen, with her index fingers pointed towards the sky...
...begins kneeling...and thrusting her pointer fingers into the air. And throughout all of this, she begins chanting, "GWEN! GWEN! GWEN!" The crowd? MORE than angry. They begin chanting, "NO! NO! NO!"
"She's screwing around in this match..." Said Kari. "I SWEAR, if my neck was good, I'd go in there and-"
"Lose?" Batista quipped. "...I'm kidding. But come on. Who can beat her? This is her element here."
"SOMEONE can. She's messing around here, making it EASY for Gilgit to try and capitalize." Kari said.
Gwen, seeing Gilgit stand up...runs forward and BUSAIKU KNEE KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE HEAD! The crowd boos louder, and Gwen happily turns over onto her hands and knees and grins. She was happy, enjoying the misery of others while she screws around with someone far less experienced than her. She shoots to her feet...and Gwen heads to the far right corner. And now? She had some music to play. The crowd could tell what she wanted to do next the second she slapped her knee and began STAMPING her feet on the ground! Gwen raises the leg again...and STOMPS it. The crowd was not a fan of Gwen's version of music. And to make things worse, the druids began to harmonize every time she stamped her feet on the ground. And Kai? She wanted to add her own running commentary to the never-ending saga of Gwen screwing around tonight.
*STOMP*
Druids: Hmmmmm...
*STOMP*
Druids: HMMMMMM...
*STOMP*
HMMMMMMMMM...
"Is this her whole gimmick now? APING off of REAL legends?" Asked Batista.
"This is her MO...it's always been her MO." JR said. "She's NEVER been a respectful girl."
"THIS OUGHTA MAKE HIM A BORN AGAIN GWENIST!" Shouted Gwen about Mr. You-Know-Who in San Antonio. And she shuffles her feet when Gilgit arises. "I CAST OUT ANY EMMY FROM THIS CHILD, IN THE NAME OF GWEN!" She screams before she NAILS THE KENNELLY'S KISS!
"HOLY CHOIR MUSIC!" Shouted Kai on her live mic.
"Make it STOP..." Kari held her head as Gilgit gets to one knee.
Gilgit stumbles onto one knee, but she REFUSES to go down onto the mat. She COULDN'T fall over, even if it meant stumbling for a while. Gwen, noticing this, then groans and swivels Gilgit around. Gut kick...Standing Headscissors...Double Underhook...DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!"
"A PICTURE PERFECT PediGwen, don't you agree JR?" Kai announced, standing right next to the commentary table.
"Ah go away." JR brushed Kai off.
Woodson shakes his head and looks at Gilgit. He asks Gwen, "Can you just pin her please?" But Gwen replies, "NO! I'm taking up as MUCH time as I need! They put me on before those old men? I'M the main event! So AS the main event, I am the LAST televised match, GOT ME?" Gwen yells.
"This is too MUCH." Said Jim Ross said.
Gwen, now, thinks of ANOTHER move to try. A move she knows EVERYONE would hate her to try. But Gwen just HAD to see how it went. So now Gwen makes a thumbs up...showing it off to the crowd...
...
...and then SLASHES the thumb across her throat while her other arm is extended out.
"Oh GIVE US A BREAK!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.
"The UNDERTAKER?" Kari banged her head against the table. "OW..."
Gwen drags Gilgit up to her feet. She flips her upside-down, Belly to Belly Piledriver style...
"Can...can we END THIS?" Batista asked. "I'm-y'know what? I'm just gonna go look at some GREATEST BATISTA HIGHLIGHTS...I don't need to witness this. Anyone wanna join me? I'm livestreaming on Facebook Live."
Gwen has everything straight...everything is perfect...
...
...so she gets on her toes-before she does that, Gilgit manages to begin squirming. Gwen feels this, and begins trying to take back control! But Gwen wants NONE of it!
...But she gets no say. Gilgit slips behind Gwen and LIFTS HER UP IN HER OWN BELLY TO BELLY PILEDRIVER HOLD!
"Oh LOOK LOOK! Gilgit has Gwen in her OWN Piledriver! Gilgit hoisting her onto her shoulders now!" Exclaimed JR. "Come on, Gilgit! Come on, kid!"
"She has Gwen on her shoulders, I don't know what she wants...but I think she's going for a head based move!" Kari said.
Gilgit runs forward, Gwen in a Fireman's Carry, AND DROPS HER HEAD FIRST WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! GILGIT INTO THE COVER!
"GILGIT TAKING IT! GILGIT WITH THE SURPRISE DVD! GWEN BEING FOLDED FOR THE PIN!" Exclaimed Kari.
"Wait what? She's DOING SOMETHING? YES FINALLY YES!" Batista cheered.
ONE...
TWO...
Gwen kicks out! And Tennyson rolls herself under the ropes to escape Gilgit's wrath again!
"Kickout!-Oh COME ON!" JR griped.
"A VERY smart move by the goddess of wrestling, Gwen Tennyson!" Exclaimed Kai. "Modos and Ghimorah are not worried about ANY of this, though. They know their goddess...the woman of the house...will handle everything-OH MY GOODNESS YOU LITTLE DEMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
GILGIT JUST JUMPED OFF THE NEAR RIGHT CORNER AND LANDED ON GWEN TO TORNADO DDT HER RIGHT INTO THE STEPS!
"YES! NO MORE RUNNING FOR GWEN! YOU EITHER FIGHT, OR YOU LOSE! NO IN-BETWEEN!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.
"Gilgit up now! Going to TOWN on Gwen!" Exclaimed Kari. "Come on, you ball head thing! BEAT HER FACE IN!"
Gwen gets her head KICKED IN by repeatedly by Gilgit delivering MORE knees to the face! She's going OFF THE RAILS NOW! And Gilgit runs with Gwen AND THROWS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE FAR RIGHT CORNER POST! Gwen falls over, trying to grab onto the steps to hold herself up. Gilgit gets on the apron, wasting NO time nor movements in order to make her way to Gwen and jump up TO CURB STOMP-nothing! Gwen moves out the way before she could get Curb-Stomped! Gilgit smashes her foot into the steps, and Gwen takes one of her legs out from under her so she LANDS ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD ON THE STEEL STEPS! Gilgit holds her head as she is on the ground...wincing. Gwen rubs her face, then picks up Gilgit and SLAMS the back of her head onto the steel steps! Gwen holds her nose again...and it's bleeding. "GAAAH!" An enraged Gwen picks Gilgit back up and goes to-do nothing, Gilgit counters and SLAMS Gwen nose first onto the apron! Gilgit throws her back into the ring. She holds the back of her head in pain. But she knows that she can't give Gwen ANY reprieve.
"Gilgit STILL in control here. She's giving Gwen HELL right now, and I'm GLAD for it!" Jim Ross said.
"HOLD ON, stream viewers! I gotta see what happens real quick!" Batista exclaimed.
Gilgit slides into the ring with a stumbling Gwen Tennyson. She walks with a purpose towards Gwen AND GETS A QUICK GUT KICK AND A ONE ARMED STUNNER THAT SENDS GILGIT FLYING ACROSS THE RING!
"STUNNER! And this is probably the WORST Stunner I've ever had the pleasure of calling!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.
"The goddess has CLEANSED the signature of the ruffian known as...'Ellie'." Said Kai on her microphone. "A move used only by unkempt hooligans, it has been sanctified. The Gwen Ten Enchanter sends Gilgit flipping across the room!"
"Can somebody handle her?" Kari asked.
"Alright streamers, back to the show. Okay now next...we're checking out my debut as Deacon Bautista. Those were a simpler time..." Batista said to his livestream viewers.
Gwen rubs her nose, feeling the blood coming out of it. The rag she got from Zero to wipe her bloody nose came in handy here. Gwen wiped her face off, and then sees her try to stand up again. Gilgit tries to rise to her feet...and Gwen shakes her head. "'Tis a shame. You're making this FAR more difficult." And Gwen pumps the leg and BICYCLE KICKS Gilgit! This sends her to the ropes, and Gilgit bounces off and comes back for a grab AND A STANDING MOONSAULT SLAM!
Kai: And now...The Heavenly Capacitor, which followed a Gwenshi Boot, all from The Alpha Bitch!
"Taking moves from...past opponents I see." Said JR. "Say what you will about Gwen...she is adaptable. She's not someone who revels in one style."
Gwen smiles, knowing that the world had to wait on her. She now decides to grab onto Gilgit and locks in a Chickenwing. She elevates Gilgit...and drops her with a Double Knee Gutbuster!
Kai: My goddess...with her new patented move...Gwendylvicious...taken from an unholy source. One of my goddess's...lesser...on XX? She holds a belt with her sisters, but there is a hierarchy to these things. And they know where they belong on said hierarchy.
Gilgit tries to get up, but Gwen just stalks her again. Gilgit tries to get up, but she can only pull on the ropes in an attempt to get to her feet.
"Okay JR...for as awful as she is...she IS decent with adapting to styles." Kari said. "If YOU could rank her with the greats...were would she go?"
"That's why I said she was one of the greatest." Jim Ross said. "I'd put her somewhere near some all time greats. Sora Takenouchi, a great Women's Champion that Gwen lost to once before might I add. Erm, Yourself, Ms. Kamiya...Asui Hikaru, Sailor Moon...Lita, Trish Stratus...I'd say she could hold her own with them. But only time will tell if she's ever talked about alongside them."
"Yeah...or will she just be Fabulous Moolah?" Asked Batista. "...I'm not signed to WWE, I can say that between Moolah and Gwen, I couldn't tell who I'd shoot first."
Gwen then grabs Gilgit again...Kneeling Back to Belly Piledriver...
Kai: Ah yes...The Fade to Light...Gwendolyn procured this move when she defeated the wretched seedling of Kazarian years ago.
Gwen grabs onto Gilgit and puts her on her back...
...Gilgit, though, slips fee and slides down to pull Gwen down and pin her! Sunset Flip!
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TWO...
Gwen breaks out, and she rolls to her feet alongside Gilgit. She runs at her, and Gilgit sidesteps it! Gwen bounces off the ropes and comes back INTO A SWIFT SPINNING SIDE SLAM THAT PLANTS GWEN ON HER BACK!
"Black Hole Slam, a move used by the friend of Gilgit! Lucia Siycron!" Exclaimed JR. "IMAGINE...LUCIA with her FWA...Taichi with his briefcase...and Gilgit winning this match...accolades all around for Gilgit's triangle of friends!" Jim Ross said.
"For such a sweet girl, she's friends with some...dubious people..." Kari pointed out. "That Taichi guy gives me some pretty creepy stares..."
Gilgit runs and stumbles to the ropes, and Gwen is trying to get up. On her knees, Gilgit bounces off the ropes and SHINIGN WIZARD-POPPED UP! Gwen pops Gilgit onto her shoulders! Gilgit squirming around, trying to get free from all of this! BUT SHE STILL LOWERS HER DOWN OFF THE FIREMAN'S CARRY FOR A KICK TO THE FACE!
"OOH...you KNOW what that was..." Said Jim Ross.
Kai: Ah! The Reawakening! She took control of this move TWICE over. Once when she beat a silly blue cat, and the other when she bested some girl who...just WISHES she was one of Brock Lesnar's sperm cells. That same girl wishes to fight my goddess AGAIN at Zenith, but oooh...my goddess casts ALL demons out in her name!
Though Gwen, AFTER that KENTA move, then spins and DELIVERS A KNOCKOUT ELBOW TO THE FACE OF GILGIT!
...Though Gilgit STILL stands. ANOTHER head shot was needed...so a SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD IS DONE ONCE MORE TO GILGIT...
...But since Gilgit was still moving, Gwen decided to grab onto her, Double Underhook her on a Front Headlock, AND SPIKES HER WITH AN IMPALER DOUBLE ARM DDT!
Kai: AH! It wasn't JUST The Reawakening! This was her Spirits & Tidings Combination! My goddess faced one foolish girl a few years back. She not only took her moves...but her POWERS...and her friend's moves. And as such, she purified them.
Gwen, seeing her good work, was ready to go on all night...
...but then her smile turned into a frown when Chuck Woodson checked on Gilgit. Gwen rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, waiting for Woodson to stop messing with Gilgit. But after five seconds, Gwen got impatient. She raised an arm and motioned. "I am ready to end this match. Your services are not required." Chuck (whose grandmother was once again surrounded by druids), hearing this, got up and told Gwen that he was the referee. Gwen KNEW that...and she said she was replacing him. "You outlived your usefulness. I'll be using my OWN referee for now. Okay? PRESTON!"
The crowd boos the calling of Gwen's personal referee, though Chuck Woodson sees his grandmother get grabbed by druids. Woodson PLEADS for Gwen to have them let go, and Tennyson tells him to BEAT IT.
"Now I've talked to Woodson's grandmother, and she's a VERY nice lady." Said JR. "Of course, anything GOOD cannot exist in this world alongside Gwen Tennyson.
"Gwen Tennyson cares little for ANY of us...not unless we bow to her." Kari groaned.
Gwen called Preston again, yelling even louder. "PRESTON!"
...
..."PRESTON, NOW!" Exclaimed Gwen, ordering her referee to come down the ramp. "...PRESTON, I SAID COME DOWN HERE NOW! YOU GWENDAMN BETTER BE WRITING ME A HYMNAL OR ELSE THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOU TO TAKE THIS LONG!"
Gwen keeps all of her attention on the stage...
...and no one still came out...
...
...but we DID get TitanTron live footage.
"Yooooooooo...can y'all HERE me? Can you SEE me?" Asked RILEY FREEMAN as he began adjusting what must have been a cell phone.
"It's RILEY!" Exclaimed JR.
"YO! ...So Gwen...like...your boy Ares stole our big match earlier tonight. We still kinda mad about that, no lie. You really blew us...but like, not like that cause I don't wanna get Gwenphylis or whatever the hell you got." Riley looked around with a chuckle before Huey took the camera.
And now the leader of The Nation looks as serious as ever. "You stole something from us...so we're taking something from you. We'll decide later if we want to return him. You never gave any second thoughts about Moby Jones' life...why should we think about his?"
Huey turns the camera around TO REVEAL A BOUND AND GAGGED PRESTON ABBOT BEING THROWN INTO THE TRUNK OF BLACK DYNAMITE'S CAR! Dynamite, looking down at Preston inside his truck, just says, "Don't mess up the upholstery, or Black Dynamite's kicking your ass." And he shuts the trunk on Abbot, MUCH to the crowd's delight!
"THE NEW NATION ARE KIDNAPPING GWEN'S PERSONAL REFEREE!" Shouted JR. "PRESTON ABBOT, STOLEN ON LIVE TV! And what member of The Metropolis PD is even going to ASSIST Gwen in helping her find Abbot?"
Gwen shouts, "YOU STUPID N-GRRRRRR!" She NEARLY said the word, but stopped to rage to herself for a moment.
"THE DARKENED DEMONS ARE STEALING A MAN! TRULY, THEY CANNOT ESCAPE THEIR FLESH BORN DESIRE TO STEAL AND KILL!" Kai screamed. "THE METROPOLIS PD MAY NOT FIND THEM, BUT I PROMISE THAT GOTHAM'S DEPARTMENT WILL MAKE SURE THEY ARE PUNISHED FOR THEIR MISDEEDS!"
Gwen PULLS at her hair now as she sees...and she needs a punching bag. But WHO would be available? Why Gilgit-Baltistan of course! The AB turns her head to the ground...and sees Gilgit is NOT there...
...but Gilgit was in the crowd, JUMPING ON THE DRUIDS SURROUNDING WOODSON'S GRANDMOTHER!
"KUDOS TO GILGIT! SAVING THE REFEREE'S FAMILY!" Exclaimed Kari. "A GOOD soul!"
"Gilgit didn't care for the match at that moment, preferring to assist with HELPING Ms. Woodson!" JR said. "BLESS you, child!"
Gilgit tells Ms. Woodson to run, and League members escort her out of the audience. Caillou, one of the druids, gets up...and Gilgit HITS A HARD ELBOW TO CAILLOU TO KNOCK HIM OUT!
"I NEVER LIKED THAT SHOW..." Gilgit declared triumphantly as she looks towards the ring! She hops over the barricade and makes her way back into the ring! Gwen, ANGRILY GRITTING HER TEETH, rushes at Gilgit recklessly! Gilgit locks her in a Sleeper off the rebound and spins her away before pulling her back in for a Soccer Kick! AND NOW SHE'S UNLOADING SOCCER KICKS INTO THE CHEST AND HEAD OF GWEN!
"GILGIT WITH KICK AFTER KICK AFTER KICK! SHOT AFTER SHOT!" Exclaimed JR. "And now she winds up..."
"...KICK TO THE HEAD!" Exclaimed Kari. "And now Gilgit, Double Arming it!"
Gilgit has BOTH arms in a Double Underhook...she is trying to get all of it...and Gwen breaks free! Behind Gilgit, BACKCRACKER...
...and Gilgit falls onto her knees, and then Gwen grabs her in a Front Facelock, and then twists to DROP GILGIT WITH A CUTTER! AND NOW GWEN GOES FOR THE PIN!
"She's ACTUALLY going for a pin!" Exclaimed JR. "I THINK GILGIT AND EVERYTHING SURROUNDING THIS JUST SPOOKED HER! SHE JUST WANTS HER STREAK INTACT!"
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TWO...
KICK OUT BY GILGIT!
Kai: Wh-WHAT? The DraGwen Combination didn't stop her? But...my goddess SANCTIFIED those moves with EXTRA holy essence! They CAN'T still have Emmy in them!
"EVEN WITH HER STOLEN MOVES, GWEN CAN'T GET THE PIN OFF! WHEN SHE'S TRYING, SHE STILL CAN'T WIN!" Exclaimed JR.
"She looks BESIDE herself! I don't think she knows what she got herself INTO..." Kari said.
"Oooh NOW I'm interested!" Batista exclaimed. "Sorry guys! We'll pick up on my JBL Saga later!"
Gwen looks at Gilgit...almost as if she was downright OFFENDED by all of this. Her fun night of relaxation was starting to become a fight for her life. She needed to put Gilgit down quickly. So she grabs her-GILGIT GRABS THE ARM AND BRINGS HER DOWN FOR A CROSSFACE! CROSSFACE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE ON GWEN!
"CROSSFACE! CROSSFACE!" Exclaimed JR. "THE SUBMISSION, COMING FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! GILGIT CINCHING IN THE CROSSFACE, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S A NATIVE GILGIT MOVE! NEVERTHELESS, GWEN IS TOUCHING THE ROPES RIGHT NOW! -OH! DID YOU SEE THAT!?"
"Gilgit kicks the ropes and uses them as leverage to push herself FARTHER FROM THE ROPES!" Exclaimed Kari. "VERY hard to do! And she did it to make sure Gwen has NOWHERE TO CRAWL! NOT WITHOUT A LOT OF TIME AND ENERGY TO WASTE!"
Gwen, who took way too many shots to the face tonight, is SCRATCHING AND CLAWING her way to the ropes! Gilgit holds on as TIGHT as she can, trying to tap out Young Gwen before she could do anything to ruin this! Gwen reaches towards the ropes...
...doesn't have ANY ROPES for Gwen to touch...
...so Gwen, seeing no other options...
...just decides...to BITE THE FINGERS OF GILGIT...
...BUT GILGIT IS STILL HOLDING ON DESPITE THE BITING! GILGIT IS TRYING TO HOLD ON AS LONG AS SHE CAN!
"She's just HOLDING ON!" JR exclaimed. "Gilgit SCREAMING, but she's still in it! So is Gwen, trying to escape with BITING."
"Gwen is REALIZING what she's dealing with here now!" Exclaimed Kari. "THIS ISN'T A WALK OVER...SHE'S NO PUSH OVER...GILGIT IS MAKING GWEN WORK FOR THIS WIN!"
Gilgit STILL hangs on...
...but after a minute, the pain was all too much. Gilgit LETS GO! Her finger was bleeding, with deep bite marks in them. Gilgit walks towards her and KICKED IN THE GUT! And now a LIFT...
"GWEN BACK TO HER OWN MOVES NOW!" Exclaimed JR. "THE ALAKAZAM DDT-GILGIT LANDS BACK ON HER FEET!"
And Gilgit twists out and pulls Gwen in FOR THE DOUBLE ARM DDT! QUICKLY PLANTED GWEN!
"SHE CALLS IT THE MOUNTAIN RANGE DDT! THE MOUNTAIN RANGE DDT! IT ALL FINALLY CONNECTED! GWEN ON THE MAT!" JR shouted.
"IT NEEDS TO END! IT NEEDS TO END!" Batista cried. "PLEASE LET THIS END! HOOK THEM LEGS!"
"GILGIT'S DDT PUT GWEN TO SLEEP!" Exclaimed Kari.
"LADIES & GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE WITESSING HISTORY!" JR exclaimed. "GILGIT WITH THE WIN OF HER LIFETIME! THE REGIONBALL HAS WOODSON COUNT..."
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TWO...
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GWEN KICKS OUT!
"GEEZ!" Exclaimed JR. "Gilgit, STILL on her! But Gwen slips free!"
Gwen slips out of Gilgit's hold and KICKS the gut! Gilgit falls to a knee, and Gwen grans the neck...
...
...
...
...ALAKAZAM!
"IMPALER DDT PUTS DOWN GILGIT!" Exclaimed JR as Gwen makes the pin off her own moves.
"GWEN DONE FOOLING AROUND! SHE'S TRYING TO ACTUALLY WIN!" Exclaimed Kari.
"NO! NO NOT THIS ONE..." Batista holds his head.
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TWO...
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THRE-
GILGIT KICKS OUT, MAKING THE ARENA EXPLODE! AND GWEN, HOLDING HER HAIR, JUST GOES COMPLETELY WIDE-EYED! This was one of HER MOVES...and she KICKED OUT...
"YES! YES MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE!" Exclaimed Kari. "Gwen thought this would EASY...look at it NOW...Gwen's busy trying to REFOCUS on how to END Gilgit! She's an ANNOYANCE to her now! And I LOVE IT!"
Gwen SLAMS her fists and head into the mat repeatedly, raging about Gilgit kickout out of everything. Gilgit, meanwhile, is up to her feet...and Gwen looks over AND DUCKS A KNEE STRIKE! Gwen turns and KNEE STRIKE OF GILGIT'S OWN DOING! Gilgit, leaning on the ropes as she tries to regain her bearings, hears the crowd FULLY BEHIND he. But her head was hurting. She needed to end it NOW...
...so Gilgit grab the head of Gwen...and Double Arm DDT-trips and SLAMS Gilgit's head against the near right corner post! Gwen gets up...
"Gilgit has just been POWERFUL tonight...her head seems like it's killing her now, but she's trying to hang on-OOH!" Exclaimed JR. "She hit that ring post!"
"And Gwen trying her best to recover as Gilgit does as well! Gilgit up to her feet..." Kari said.
And Gilgit turns around INTO A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW...and then a JAWBREAKER...or maybe a SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF GILGIT-GILGIT CATCHES! GILGIT HAS THE LEG! SPINS GWEN!
...HOOKS BOTH ARMS AFTER A GUT KICK...
"YES! REVERSAL! REVERSAL!" JR exclaimed. "GILGIT WITH THE CRUCIAL COUNTER, DOUBLE ARMS UP...GILGIT HOLDING ON TIGHT..."
...And Gwen LIFTS GILGIT ONTO HER BACK! DESPERATE GWEN TRANSITIONS HER A QUICK AS SHE CAN!
"Hey! HEY GILGIT! GET OUT OF THAT!" Batista screamed. "PLEASE!"
"She has her on her back! Gilgit SHOCKED by the lift, and Gwen just grits her teeth and runs forward...
...
...
...
...HOCUS POCUS ACTUALLY CONNECTS! GWEN SPIKES GILGIT RIGHT ON HER HEAD!"
"OH!" JR cringed. "My GOD...RIGHT ON HER HEAD..."
"Please, Gilgit! PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS BE THE END..." Kari pleaded. "GET UP! KICK OUT!"
Crowd: GILGIT! GILGIT! GILGIT!
Gwen...a bit shocked, really taken aback by what just happened, just rushes in and QUICKLY rolls Gilgit over! Gwen stares off into the distance as she pins Gilgit...
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TWO...
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THREE!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Jim Ross cursed as the bell rings and more boos flooded the arena AGAIN.
Gwen...was not looking so good. This night did NOT go as she planned...
...and as more blood fell from her nose, while "Popular' played, Gwen just lamented. This was...a victory she got to enjoy the least. Gilgit made her WORK for it. All she wanted was a BREAK. And as a goddess, she felt she was afforded that. But The FWM did NOT give her that. She got ANOTHER hard hitting match. It PISSED her off...
The WWT Announcer announces through the boos, "Here is your winner...Young Gwen Tennyson...". The announcer said it in a very...low tone. As if he was as disappointed as well.
"NUMBER SIX...Gilgit-Baltistan." JR so bluntly stated. "She was so close multiple times..."
"She was...but...like Itachi...she's just too good...and like Itachi, her endurance just never ceases to amaze me..." Sighed Kari.
Druids began dispersing from the audience, making their ways towards the ring. Gwen, seeing Gilgit hold her head, just DESPISED the sight of Gilgit right now...she ruined her night of fun...
...so she was going to ruin her career.
"Wait a minute...wait a minute, the druids are CONVERGING on the ring!" Exclaimed JR. "The League is supposed to deal with threats that normal security can't deal with!"
"NO! NO! NO! NO!" Kari screamed, trying to get up from her seat. But her sore neck still hurts her, keeping her confined to her seat.
Several druids...including one wielding a chair...heads into the ring. Gilgit tries to roll away. But Modos & Ghimorah grab her arm and throws her back into the ring! And now Gilgit gets grabbed by NUMEROUS druids. And they all hold her up while Gwen makes her way towards Gilgit. Kai, meanwhile, stays in the stands and announces everything.
"The break day of my goddess, peace be unto her, has been broken. Gilgit-Baltistan...you had a place in the lore of my goddess. And yet you CHOSE to break that place. You are now being punished. My goddess worked for a MONTH. This was her day of rest. And you broke that day of rest. Now...you are to be damned to an eternity of Emmy. My goddess...I bow to you..." Kai says as the crowd gets louder.
"Someone GET IN THERE RIGHT NOW..." Screamed Jim Ross.
"SCREW IT!" Kari yelled, grabbing her cast and beginning to rip it off. "OH KAI!:
KAI GETS HER GUT KICKED, AND NOW GETS STUNNERED BY ELLIE!
"ELLIE STUNNERING KAI! KAI GETTING SENT DOWN THE STEPS WITH EVERY TUMBLE!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "AND NOW DRUIDS GOING AFTER ELLIE!"
Ellie FLIPS OFF Gwen, saying, "I NEVER FORGOT YOU! I'LL SEE YOU ON OZONE, BITCH!" before she makes her way out of the arena! A LARGE chunk of druids begin chasing her...
...while get cut off WHEN IVORY AND ASUI JUMP INTO THE DRUID FRAY, SMASHING FISTS INTO EVERY DRUID THEY CAN! And now O-AELITA JABS STEEL PIPE INTO THE HEAD OF ANOTHER DRUID!
"I THINK...I THINK PEOPLE SHE REFERENCED ARE IN THIS FIGHT!" Exclaimed JR. "OH GOD, THERE'S PANDEMONIUM AROUND THE ARENA NOW! OH GOD IT'S ZOE PAYNE!"
ZOE IS RIPPING THROUGH DRUIDS LEFT AND RIGHT WHERE SHE IS! LARIATS ON THE DRUIDS! DRUIDS GETTING THROWN ABOUT BY ZOE PAYNE! Zoe looks at Asui, Ivory, and O-Aelita...and sneers at them...before she grabs TWO druids and BELLY TO BELLIES THEM OVER HER HEAD! The druids are all dispersed around the ring...
...and Gwen SCREAMS at everyone! A couple of druids stay in the ring, still holding Gilgit, while a third one holds the chair. "SOMEBODY IS GETTING A FU*censored* CONCUSSION TONIGHT!" Gwen screamed.
"The arena is ENGROSSED in WARFARE!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "GILGIT...GILGIT STILL IN THE RING..."
And Gwen tells the druids to hold her...Gilgit helpless as Gwen motions for the druid to hit her...
...
...and Gwen smiles AS THE DRUID SMASHES THE CHAIR SQUARE IN GWEN'S HEAD! THE THUD GOES ACROSS THE ARENA...AND GWEN STALLS...A SINGLE STREAM OF BLOOD LEAVES HER FOREHEAD...AND SHE FINALLY FALLS OVER...
"OH GOD THE DRUID BETRAYED GWEN...SHE BETRAYED GWEN..." JR shouted as the druid removed her robe...
...
...TO REVEAL EMMY, STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! GWEN, MOTIONLESS ON THE MAT, HAS HER RIVAL STANDING OVER HER!
"EMMY! EMMY RESCUING GILGIT!" Jim Ross shouted.
The druids, who let Gilgit go to confront Emmy, walked towards the Dragoncrow girl as she turned to face them. She didn't do anything but stare at them...
...but they were going to grab her and make her a sacrifice for Gwen. Emmy does nothing...as the druids, Brother & Sister Bear from The Berenstein (Berenstain?) Bears walk towards her...
...AND GILGIT JUMPS UP AND BULLDOGS THEM TO THE MAT! Baltistan looks up after that to see Emmy staring at HER now. Gilgit looks eye to pupiless eye with Emmy...the silent Dragoncrow staring down Gilgit...
...and Emmy said, "You're their friend..."...and then looked at everyone attacking Gwen's disicples...her FRIENDS...and then looked down at a twitching Gwen on the mat...she didn't like seeing her friends attacked like this...she ESPECIALLY didn't like Payne putting her hands on them. But when she saw Gwen...she couldn't help herself. Gwen tried to sit up, staring upwards at her enemy. "DO IT AGAIN...I DARE YOU...DO...IT..AGAIN..." she said to Emmy, who obliged with no hesitation AND SMASHED IT INTO THE SKULL OF GWEN AGAIN! And now Gwen is LAID OUT like a starfish...and Gilgit just stares at the kid holding the chair. Emmy stares back at Gilgit again. And GB just stares back at Emmy as a large black bird lands on the right shoulder of Emmy. The pandemonium around the arena keeps the crowd EXCITED. And all we see before head out of the ring and to the backstage, is Emmy and Gilgit standing amidst the chaos of druids vs. Gwen's enemies.
Backstage, TW is on standby with Penny Sanchez in the interview area. Penny speaks into her microphone...
"Salutations, everyone! I am here with the head of the FWAs tonight, TW Blake!" She announced, garnering a decent reaction for the boss. "TW, first off...how will you handle the brawl going on out in the audience?"
"I'll have The Justice League dispatched to break everything up." TW answered. "I'm just GLAD that there was no burning down of arenas. Gwen's little joke, though, is costing her about 50K in fines. I don't even CARE if she wasn't going to really do it. I don't want it happening in JOKE FORM. So she's getting the book thrown at her...hopefully she catches it as well as she caught that chair." He quipped.
"I only hope that you have a solution on what you'll do with these ladies." Said Penny.
"I...wish I did, Penny." Said TW. "But each girl is in a different fed. And I can't just make a match now. I have no space. But ONE THING is for certain...Gwen has a lot of enemies. Past enemies, present enemies, and we know she'll have future enemies. I CANNOT do anything at all. And I doubt I can do anything next year. But there is a YEAR between now and the next FWAs. If you want to fight Gwen Ten THAT BAD...and this goes for any match that COULD have been on the card but didn't make it...I mean, I know RWBY and The Horsewomen have some business to attend to. Holly prooobably wants the head of one or two of Joker's goosn. Everyone wants a spot on The FWA card. But not everyone can make it. But y'know...if someone ever wanted to host some of these matches in their own feds OR host their own event...hey, I say try it. The FWAs can't contain every big money match. Let's see if another event happens between now and then."
"Now TW...you have told me and several people backstage...that you have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT tonight pertaining The FWAs. Is this correct?" Penny asked TW.
"...Yeah." TW smiled. "I do. Wanna hear it?" He asked Penny and the audience.
Penny nodded vigorously, "Oh yes please!"
"WEEELL..." TW spoke up, "...I'l reveal it after the commercial break!"
And like a little gremlin, TW kicked up his feet and cha-cha'd his way out of the interview area and towards the ring. He was HOPING the brawl would have been handled by the time he got there.
"...Anyone ever miss the times he was just a do-nothing worry-wart?" Asked Batista.
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