The Greek Chorus versions of Lindsay, Kitty and Sierra appeared in Stephanie's salon to help her learn the "bend and snap."
Kitty: Look at my ass, look at my thighs
I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail, they drool and pant
Wanna touch this, but they can't
Lindsay and Sierra: No!
Kitty: All the boys wanna come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me around all day?
Watch me while I walk away
I bend and snap!
Feel how hot it's getting?
Bend and snap!
Then when you got 'em sweatin'
Lindsay and Sierra: Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
Kitty: No tight end can defend
Against the bend and snap!
"Oh that's easy for you to say," Stephanie rolled her eyes.
"And you!," Lindsay put her hands on Stephanie's shoulders.
Lindsay: Girl, if you wanna make the team
Then fake some self-esteem
Sierra: The more you jump around and scream
Then the sexier you seem
"Please."
Stephanie: Sorry girls, that ain't how I play
This wouldn't work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away
"No wait before you walk away," Lindsay stopped her.
All: Just bend and snap!
"OW!"
"Look how good you're getting!," Lindsay smiled.
Bend and snap!
Sierra: I bet right now you're sweatin'
All: Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
So depend on your friend called the bend...
Dakota pulled Stephanie aside and smiled reassuringly.
Dakota: It's not the time to overthink
Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink
Dakota dropped her bracelet on the floor and bent down to pick it up. Then she did the bend and snap.
One of the customers walked up to her.
"Excuse me, will you teach me that? I am tired of living alone with my cat."
"Sure!"
Dakota showed her how to do it as one of the employees walked up to them.
"Nowadays, I do dye jobs and curls, but here's how we did it in the Laker Girls!"
Soon, everyone but Stephanie started dancing.
"Come on, Stephanie!," Sierra urged.
"Doesn't this look fun?," Lindsay asked.
"Works every time!," some guy smiled.
Kitty put a hand on Stephanie's shoulder.
"Look, do it, and we'll go away."
"Ok ok ok ok!," Stephanie bent over.
Bend...and SNAP!
Suddenly, several guys turned towards Stephanie.
"Damn!"
Stephanie's eyes widened.
...hey, wait a second, when I beckoned
Look how the guys came runnin'
Like I'm...
Guys: Kickin'
Stephanie: Finger...
Guys: Lickin'
Stephanie: Like I'm frickin'
Guys: Wicked stunnin'!
Stephanie: Will you pay for stuff I buy?
Guys: Yes!
Stephanie: And bake me cake and pie?
Guys: Yes!
Stephanie: And hold me when I cry?
Guys: YES!
Stephanie: And I will tell you why
I'm to rockin' to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Droppin' jaws from a block away
Watching' how I walk away!
Guys: We love to watch her walk away!
Stephanie: I bend and snap!
Now look how hot it's gettin'!
Bend and snap!
I'm bettin' right now you're sweatin'!
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
I depend on my friend
"Go Stephanie! Go Stephanie!"
I depend on my friend!
"Go! Go! Go Stephanie!"
I depend on my friend called the bend...
...and SNAP!
Unbeknownst to her, Ryan the UPS guy had just walked in.
I'm gonna snap with style!
I'm gonna get me some- -Ryan!
Stephanie immediately froze in place.
"Stephanie, did I leave my stylus?"
Dakota handed her a pen and whispered, "Do it!," before walking out of the store.
Stephanie dropped the pen on the floor and reached down to get it, unfortunately Ryan did the same.
...and SNAP!
Stephanie snapped upwards, accidentally hitting Ryan in the face and causing him to fall on the floor.
"Oh crap!," Stephanie cried.