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Disclaimer: If I owned LoZ, It'd be very different. For one thing, there'd be more dirty jokes regarding Link and his "sword". :D

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"WHAT?!?" Link was shocked. "How...?" Then it hit him. The night before he left, that night that was 2 long years ago, he and Zelda had spent the night together. She had asked him to be her first...The two lovers had spent the night wrapped up together, a tangle of sweaty, passionate limbs, staring into each others eyes until dawn. Then Link had kissed his princess and departed...

"If you're wondering how I managed to get it...You might want to ask Kali..." Doyle smirked and departed in a puff of smoke, taking the child with him.

"Kali?" Link asked, looking at his new-found friend.

Kali looked uncomfortable. "Yes?" She asked warily.

"What did you do?" Link's tone dropped dangerously.

"He asked me to fetch the child of The Hero of Time and The Princess of Hyrule...I had to...He would have killed my mate, Kama...He did that anyway...Now I only have one thing that can be taken from me, and he has yet to find it..." Kali trotted slowly over to the pile of hay, and dug around a bit until she found what she was looking for. She trotted back, a small gob of fur and scales in her mouth. She put it down near the bars of the cage. "My son, Tama," Tama gave a small yip of glee and tottered shakily over to the bars of the cage, then stared up at Zelda with big, blue eyes. His tail snapped around wildly, giving away his joy at seeing new people as he jumped shakily around the cage.

"How did you get it without hurting Zelda?" Link asked.

"That's not your daughter. I got your daughter's soul, but I couldn't bring myself to give it to that wicked man. That is a soul that I found on the way back. The mother did not want it, so I harvested it with these..." Kali unsheathed wicked-looking black claws. "These claws allow my kind to separate souls from the bodies, or restore souls to the bodies..." Kali retracted her claws.

"So where's my daughter's soul?" Zelda asked, giving Kali a death-glare.

"Right here," Kali said, as she turned over her right paw. A small, white speck of light appeared over her paw.

The sound of heavy boots on stone rang through the dungeon, and Kali quickly hid the soul wherever it had come from. A pair of armed guards strode into the hallway and one of them unlocked and opened the door. The other one clomped into the cell and grabbed Zelda. Link sprang up to help her, but was knocked into the wall. His brief meeting with the wall knocked the breath out of him, and he tried to get up, gasping, but became dizzy and collapsed. Zelda struggled to get loose, but her captor was too strong. Link watched, helpless as his love was carried up the stairs to the unknown.

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"LET ME GO!!" Zelda cried furiously, trying in vain to attack her captors. The guards did nothing, but tighten their grip on her arms. Suddenly they stopped at what seemed like a dead end. Then, the "dead end" opened to reveal a large, red room that seemed to be covered entirely in silk and velvet. The guards flung Zelda in unceremoniously, and the door creaked shut.

"Ow..." Muttered Zelda, rubbing her forearms. It then came to her attention that she was not alone.

There were about 50 other women in there, of various ages and in various states of undress. All of them were looking at Zelda.

"Well, look what the wolfos dragged in..." A slim, corset-clad red-head drawled sarcastically from the corner.

"Don't be so harsh, Bahrah!" An extremely curvy blond snapped back. She then turned her attention to Zelda. "Don't mind her, dear. She's just jealous because she's the only one who hasn't ridden the new master yet,"

"Ridden the...?" Zelda's face paled as she realized that these women were prostitutes.

"What was his name...I can't for the life of me remember..." The curvy blond rambled to herself. "Edmund...Edward...Ed...something..."

"Edgar?" Zelda asked.

"That's the one! Edgar!" The curvy blond looked pleased with herself. "He sent us orders saying that he was going to send us a new girl! He wanted you to come and see him after we get you ready! Aren't you lucky! Not many girls got to see The Master their first try! Mostly we had to work our way up starting with the guards...Oh, dearest me! I haven't even told you my name yet! I'm Adeline,"

"You speak of Edgar as if he's a good man! Why is this?" Zelda asked, very pale and feeling faint.

"He knows how to treat his women! He's so kind and tender..." Adeline continued. Zelda shuddered as memories came rushing back. "But enough chit-chat! Let's get you ready for him!"

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"Where do you think they took her?" Link asked.

"Stop fretting, human. Your mate will be back," Kali was slightly uncomfortable about telling Link where Zelda was.

"Yes, but what if she doesn't?!? What if they kill her?!? What if they rape her?!?" Link's brow furrowed as he became more and more worried. As he was twiddling his thumbs, trying not to panic, his eye fell on a piece of metal, barely covered by straw. Link grabbed it up and examined it. It was a file. He looked at the file, then ant the bars. He grinned as an idea formed in his head, then he walked over, sat down and started filing away at the bars.

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Princess Zelda examined her reflection. Adeline and Bahrah and many other girls had been hard at work cramming her into her outfit and putting make-up on her face. All in all, she didn't look half bad!

She was dressed in a black corset that was decorated with silver chains. Her skirt (if you could call it a skirt, it was mostly slits) was made of the same type of chain. Her hair was wound up in a very complicated updo, and her makeup was dark and cloudy.

"It's time for you to go in and meet Edgar," Adeline said. The door opened and showed a group of guards waiting to escort her.

Zelda decided it was best not to fight, and went along willingly.

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A/N: SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE!! XC But I have a muse, and have planned the rest of my story. I promise that I'll update again soon!