It was an average day, just like any other day. Nothing particularly important was happening. Everyone had successfully saved Superkella and Princess with ease, so they were all back at home being sloth-y. Suddenly, Kandy Kid came running into the room. He was screaming and waving a pink fluffy book in the air.

"Muy's! Muy's!" He yelled.

"Kandy Kid, we can't understand you." Princess said dully.

Kandy Kid yanked the lollypop from his mouth. He then adjusted his pink and white carnival hat.

"Guys! I found this hidden under Vomvom's mattress! I can't read it, though." Kandy Kid announced as he held up a pink, fuzzy book for them all to see.

"…That looks like…" Superkella began.

"A DIARY!" Indigo cried in disbelief.

"Vomvom has a diary?" Kisame asked.

"How long have you been here?" Dan asked as he stared at the shark man.

Kisame shrugged. Everyone ignored that and continued on about the diary. Kisame stood up and without saying a word, walked off. He returned moments later with Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Itachi, Hidan and Kakuzu. Everyone gathered around Kandy Kid and awaited to hear what Vomvom had written. Kandy Kid opened the book ad looked at the first page.

"T…to…day…" He began as he squinted at the first word.

Superkella then took over for Kandy Kid. She held the book up and began to read to the others.

"Dear lovely dovely diary." She began loudly.

"BULLSHIT!" Hidan yelled over the top "Vomvom wouldn't write that crap!"

Superkella sighed.

"Alright FINE. I'll read it properly." She said in disappointment.

She tried to read the messy handwriting.

"To book. Today, I hit Princess in da fase. He cried and I lafd. Then he rans away and I got sad coz I was lonely. Then I went and sawd Dan. Dan swore at Vomvom, so Vomvom smash. The End."

Everyone sat in silent shock.

"That was boring." Sasori said as he got up and left.

Deidara watched his idol leave, then turned to the others.

"Y-yeah!" He agreed as he copied Sasori.

During all of this, nobody actually knew where Vomvom was. Nobody cared really. Vomvom was sitting alone in the attic, thinking. She wasn't thinking about much. Just war, blood and destruction. Nothing out of the usual. Then, her thoughts drifted onto her friends. She had thoughts of them all being brutally murdered one by one, but when she thought of Princess, she thought of pink and sunshine and flowers and rainbows and fluffy bunnies and happy dancing trees. Vomvom grabbed her head with her hands and shook her head. HIS FEMMININENESS WAS WEARING OFF ON HER! Vomvom decided that she would beat the shit out of Princess. That'll show him. She stood up and marched downstairs. She froze when she saw what everyone was doing. Superkella was standing in front of everyone reading aloud from Vomvom's 'book of words 'n shit' as she called it. Vomvom tackled Superkella and she fell towards where Indigo was sitting. Instinctively, Indigo created a wall of ice in front of her. Superkella smacked into it and slid over it, avoiding Indigo. Now Superkella was falling towards Dan. Dan instantly did his shield jutsu and unfortunately, hit everyone else in the progress. Everyone was sent flying backwards. Once they all steadied themselves, they all ran at Dan screaming death threats. Dan yelped and tried to run, but he hit his head on the roof and stopped to wince and cover his head. Everyone then got to Dan and brutally attacked him.

"YAY!" Vomvom cried in glee "Some kind of rage induced Dan obliteration!"

Vomvom then joined the scrap. Dan was beaten. Badly. Luckily, he drank his blood and healed himself every now and then or else, he'd probably be dead.

Dan stood up and immediately let off at everyone.

"FUCKING SHITTY ASSHOLE FUCKERS! STUPID DICK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING BITCHES!" He had a sort of spasm and yelled swear words at everyone.

"…Dan, I think you- " Princess began.

"FUCK YOU!" Dan interrupted "COCK SUCKING FUCKING SHITTY DOUCHE BAG! FUCKING ASS HOLE! SHIT OF A MOTHER FUCKING STUPID DOUCHE BAG ASS HOLE FUCKING HOE!"

Dan continued doing this for several hours before he finally calmed down. Once he looked around, everyone was gone and ordering pizza. Dan pulled the forever alone face and walked away to wallow in his sheer stupidness somewhere else.