I'm back! Okay, I know I haven't updated in like, forever, but my show is over so that means I have all the time again to write! This chapter is sort of long, just saying. Enjoi!

Christmas in a flash

Wow, time seems to have just slipped away from me…ya know? Just yesterday me and Mr. Shion were making truths, and today it's Christmas eve! Well, to catch you up.

I'm calling him Mr. Shion now because it's part of our truth and stuff. Yeah, and I even got him a present, a gift card to Ben and Jerry's. I figured he liked ice cream, and the gift card was free! I just walked up and took one. I asked of course, and they said sure. I should do that more often, it's an easy gift. Miki made everyone a scarf of course, she's an over achiever. Len has been Len as always, so I'm sure he's having a panic attack right now. Picking out shampoo at Target can be challenging. I took a shower and ended up using his whole bottle. Go figure.

"I don't see why I have to do this, I mean, it's not like this will benefit me in any way."

Oh god, it's him. As if on cue, the snarky white haired, heterochromatic prick came walking through the door with the purple thing 2.

Everyone is out right now buying last minute things for tonight, leaving me alone with Mr. Shion. He elbowed my right arm until I looked up.

"Nice to see you prick." Said prick got a slightly irritated look on his face.

"It's Piko, not prick you twat." Did I mention he's British? Yeah, explains everything now right?

I blew bangs out of my face and looked behind him. "It's not my fault you're British."

"That has nothing to do with anything, you stupid American."

"I don't see why you're like that, your brother is waaayyyyy cooler then you." he was about to say something when Mr. Purple (AKA Mr. Gakupo) intervened.

"Look," he said smiling with his eyes closed, "it's Christmas, huh? Let's all get together and have a great time! It's nice enough Mrs. Kagamine invited us here in the first place." With that, they let themselves in and did what people do. Mr. Gakupo went about smiling at Len's cat and Piko looked disdainfully around the living room, as if everything in it was picked up at a reasonably priced store, god forbid. Mr. Shion tapped my shoulder and pointed to the kitchen. I fallowed.

Enter Kitchen

"Can you at least try to be nice to them?"

"What for? Piko's a snarky female, and Mr. Gakupo is weird. Why are they even here?"

"Mrs. Kagamine works with the school, so she decided to invite everyone who didn't have plans."

"Oh, excellent." he shot me a glance and smiled stupidly. Like that stupid smile he gets before something not wanted is about to happen.

"Don't be such a brat, seriously…"

"Hey! Hey! What happened to our truth?" he looked at me weirdly before coming closer.

"Truth? You mean a truce?"

"Whatever, same difference."

"No it's not!"

"You stupid coffee cake, I always make sense!"

"Brat!"

"Whoremuffin!"

"5th grader!"

"Pineapple!"

"What the…pineapple? Were the hell did you get that?"

I huffed and put my hands on my hips. "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

"NO, we have had enough references already!"

"O RLY?" he got angry eyes, and grabbed both my arms.

"If you don't calm down in the next five seconds I'll…"

"You'll what? Knee rape me again?" he turned red, but didn't let go.

"That was…an accident, how dare you speak of it!" he pushed me away and grabbed a banana. "I'm warning you, I'm not afraid to use this!"

Likewise, I grabbed one and pointed it at his head. "Come at me broski!"

And at that exact moment before an epic battle of green and blue could start, Mrs. Kagamine, Len, Miki, and Piko's brother walked in. Just perfect.

They all dropped their bags except for Miki, who seemed to only become more annoyed with people's stupidity, and walked into the living room.

Kaito put the banana down and rubbed the back of his head awkwardly while I tried to look as natural as you can holding a banana. Holding bananas is a hobby of mine, did you know that? Len got a look of horror.

"What are you doing? I eat those! Only they can fill the void with Rin gone…" he sank to the floor and started tearing up, and of course I felt like a jerk. Mr. Shion…has already left the room. From the living room, an argument could be heard. We went in, well, Len sulked in.

The whole room looked like it was flipped upside down by some hipster. The only thing not different was the Christmas tree in the corner. In the middle of it Miki and Piko were arguing.

"What the hell did you do?" Miki asked obviously pissed off. Piko had the same look of arrogance as always.

"I rearranged the room to have flow and energy. Not to mention style and class, you can thank me later."

You little British-" Dell, Piko's older brother, came in and held Miki back.

"Now, now, let's not say something we will regret later." She shook him off and grabbed Piko by the shoulders shaking him.

"I've had enough of your stupid actions!"

"They're not stupid, I'm smart!" great come back Piko. Gakupo was trying to get the cat out from underneath the chair, Mr. Shion and Dell were loudly discussing sports or something and to be honest it was just really loud. I got this ominous feeling…

"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!" yup, I was right. Everyone stopped and stared at Mrs. Kagamine. Miki stopped mid strangle, and even the cat stopped…being a cat? "From this point on no one will raise their voice, argue, use swear words, or cause any conflict what so ever! Do I make myself clear?" We shook our heads and she pushed her blond hair back.

"Now…Piko, put everything back the ways it was, Gakupo darling, please leave SeeU alone, and Kaito. Miku. Make a truth or something, please."

Mr. Shion raised his hand. "Actually, it's pronounced tru-"

Death stare.

He shut up.

~Christmas Eve party~

Miki and I went into our room to get ready for the party. Yeah, we had to dress up even though it's only people from school.

"Miki, I don't want to wear this! I dislike the color purple with a burning passion." She of course wasn't paying attention to me and continued styling my hair while I tried to burn a hole through my dress. It wasn't working very well. She pulled at my hair hard in a vain attempt.

"Have you ever thought of getting a haircut? You have enough hair to clothe poor kids in Africa." She did make a point, but honestly I don't feel like seeing my hair on some commercial anytime soon. You know the kind you skip before you feel bad? Besides, I already have Yuma to take care of.

Once again, I decided to stare at Miki for no reason what so ever. Okay, I'm jealous of her. She's tall, has manageable hair, makes amazing grades, and Mr. Shion adores her. I can see why, she doesn't look like a 5th grader…and doesn't get into fights with him constantly...Or get attacked by his knee.

I TOTALLY HATE HER!
"Miku, you're so beautiful. And I'm really glad you agreed to let me do this you know." She smiled at me sweetly. Okay I lied, I don't hate her. How could I? She's freaking Miki!

"Thanks, but honestly, I think you're prettier."

"What? No way! You're gorgeous. It's a wonder why Mr. Shion hasn't been arrested yet actually. You guys are so close, I would have suspected he has feelings for you." she calmly sprayed my hair with hairspray whilst I had a spaz attack in my mind.

"So it is that strange…"

"What?" Miki asked.

"Nothing!" I stood up and looked in the mirror. My dress was short, purple (FREAKING PURPLE!), and sparkly towards the bottom. It didn't have straps, and I wore black lace leggings underneath along with black high heels.

"I wore that once when I did fulltime modeling." Miki said admirably. Of course you did Miki. Of course you're a model. She began stripping and putting on her dress when all of the sudden the door opened up and quickly closed. Enter a very exasperated and frantic Len.

"Hey, I need-" he stopped and stared at me up and down. "Wow Miku you look… dazzling" he blushed and looked down, twiddling with his fingers.

"Hey Len, close your eyes." Miki said. Then I remembered she was in the corner half naked.

"Why do I need to…"

"I said close them Len." He tightly covered his eyes with his hands.

"Yes ma'am!" Miki got ready while Len sat in the middle of the floor probably having a mini heart attack. She then turned around.

"What is it Len?" He looked up; eyes squeezed shut, and began to whimper. I couldn't help it.

"Aww, you're so cute~"

"Miku…wrong time for that hon." Miki got on the floor and hugged Len. He opened his eyes and sobbed, burying his face into Miki's shoulder…as I sat here awkwardly staring like a creeper.

"It's Rin…" he managed.

"Did she break up with you or something?" I asked. He shook his head.

"No…but she'll be coming over tonight, and I don't know what to do!"

"Come on Len, we helped you pick out a present for her, remember? It took us three hours…" Miki said patting him. He pushed back and got all teary eyed.

"It's not that! I don't…I don't think I can give it to her. I mean, it would be in front of everyone, and what if she wants to dump me for embarrassing her? What if she hates it and never talks to me again? What if she's so pretty I can't even talk, let alone give her something…"

Miki stood up, picking Len up with her. She sat him down on the chair, and started patting his head before quickly grabbing his little red box and holding it high above her head. (She is much taller than Len, resulting in poor Len desperately grabbing for it)

"You want tis back right? Better come get it!" she ran out of the room with Len chasing after her. Yay, something interesting! I rushed out the door to see Len jumping up and down with Miki yanking it out of reach each time.

"Gotta try harder Len."

"Give it back! I'll do anything!"

"Say I love men." Oh Miki, you're bad.

"I'm not gay though!" she turned around and held the box close to her.

"Then I guess you'll give Rin nothing, I mean it's not like you were going to give it to her anyway."

"I LOVE MEN!"

"Well then we need to talk because this won't work out." We all turned to see Rin and Mikuo, along with their family, standing in the living room door. Len got a mortified look on his face and Miki gave him the box back.

"No! It's not what you think Rin! I had to do this- and that -and then she-…" he sank to the floor and Rin practically tackled him.

"I got you a present at least…"she looked up and Len blushed the shade of Cool-aid the moment he pulled the little box out, revealing a little silver locket with an orange gem in it. Then they… you know. Rin kissed him, they started kissing together, and then it just got weird because I was still creeping on their moment, so I left to find Shion and show off my sexy 5th grader body.

"Well don't you look nice tonight Miku." Perfect timing. I turned around and saw Mr. Shion dressed in black pants and a dark red sweater that only slightly clashed with his hair.

"Likewise." And that's pretty much how the rest of the evening went. Between me and him anyway. We played games, told stories, ate way too much cake and cookies, the usual. Perfectly fine and nice.

We kept our distance.

He hung out with the adults like a normal teacher would, because he is a teacher after all.

And I hung out with the "kids" like a normal teenager, because I'm a kid after all.

I think I'm bi-polar. Honestly, I am. It's just weird. When I think of Kaito and me, I think of a friend sort of relationship, not a teacher student kind. Is that weird? Is it weird to hang out with your teacher? Is it weird to like him? I don't of course, I don't like him what so ever. Still…

Soon enough it was time for bed. And let me tell you. Best. Christmas. Ever.

First off, Len still believes in Santa Claus, and if any of you did too, oh well. We planned out this mission to catch Santa Claus and everything, so for about two hours we played commando. Mrs. Kagamine managed to slip Benadryl onto his hot chocolate though, so he didn't last very long.

Then what do you know, it's morning! Of course we all got presents and stuff. Rin gave Len a kitten named IA, Dell gave me hair ribbons, and Piko gave us all advice to be less obnoxious. Seriously, I'll kill him one day. We exchanged gifts, did more Christmas stuff, and went out looking for fireworks.

(New Year's Eve)

Miki and Piko left the day after Christmas to go somewhere else, but I didn't get to ask. Rin's been sticking around though, same with Mikuo. Not Mr. Shion though…this is the first I've seen of him since Christmas. Which is weird, he and Mrs. Kagamine are good friends.

Mrs. Kagamine, Len, Rin, Mikuo, Mr. Shion and I were all inside watching the big ball thing on TV announce the New Year, which I don't see the point of; if you ask me it's pointless. We already launched all of our fireworks, Len's hair caught on fire of course, Rin lit too many at once and caused a mini explosion, while Mikuo "accidentally" shot one at me. Yeah, thanks for the scar.

"Miku can you come outside with me?" I didn't even notice Mr. Shion was in front of me. I nodded and looked around to see if anyone would notice us gone. I never noticed how many weird looks we got before.

We stepped out into the cold night. I shivered like crazy, but he didn't seem fazed.

"What did you want?" he looked at me seriously, which he never does, and rubbed his head.

"As you know, our relationship is kinda weird…" good job captain obvious, you just realized? But I figured this wasn't the best time for sarcasm.

"Yeah, I guess. But so what?"

"It's wrong Miku. I mean, a teacher shouldn't be so close with his students. Sure, I'm nicer to them than most teachers, but I shouldn't be so close with them."

"You're not! It's only with me really, but it's just because we're friends I guess." I bit my lip wondering what his reaction would be to me saying we're friends. He got a distressed look on his face and lowered his head so his bangs covered his eyes.

"In no way it is acceptable for a teacher to be friends with his female student."

Silence. I was half expecting him to look up and smile at me jokingly. When he did lift his head though, he wasn't smiling.

This guy… pisses me off! First off, he set up our whole relationship from day one by singling me out as his enemy! Then he has the nerve to kiss me, say he has feelings, only too take them back because of a stupid musical! You can't just do that kind of thing and expect things to be normal! You can't play around with me, my feelings, and then say it's wrong.

"Our relationship is just fine…"

"No it's not. Look…I'm not going to talk to you like this anymore. For the New Year, nothing ever happened between us."

Loud cries signaled it was midnight, but I wasn't celebrating. He lifted his head and tried to smile, but because this was our last night as "friends" and there were tears in my eyes, it came out a grimace.

"So honey, how was it spending winter break without me?"

"Fine I guess, Mrs. Kagamine was nice."

"What about Mr. Shion? I had him watch over you since you two got along so well, how was he?"

"…"

"…"

"Don't ever mention his name again mother!"

A/N: Cool! So…if any of y'all still remember this story, it is back up, don't worry XD Leave any comments, suggestion, or concerns. Sorry this took so long…and if you're new, this message doesn't make sense anyway!